GU-RAND THEFT AUTO

>Splat noises
>GOURANGA!

>scripting oversight

GET OUTTA HERE MON
THIS IS RASTA TURF

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL FRENZY!

I don't think i've had more fun in a GTA game than playing GTA2 over a LAN and just throwing molotovs at people.

Oh shit, I always though they were supposed to be there only for mission where you have to kill the guy on court or steal a case there or something. Been well over a decade since I played it.

yeah there is a mission where you go to that court, wipe out like 5 of them and grab a suitcase
but on pc version the couts are scripted-protected with those guards from the beginning.
on ps1 version they aren't there. I replayed GTA1 on emulator last month and was disappointed because I too wanted to shoot them up lol

I wonder why they never did bikes in GTA2?

Hometown, downtown, speeding all around
An AK47 got the power in its barrel to
Move any mother that gets in my way
Just another power machine out on the freeway

Riding with me is my MC homeboy
Knowing the rules ain't part of his program
Finding the right way around this map
Might be pretty hard cause he's f***ed on crack

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TAXI DRIVERS MUST DIE

they're next to impossible to drive in GTA1

their only use is being able to drive on sidewalks without running people over and attracting police attention

the number one reason for critique was the jank
and bikes were the jankiest, so they went all in with smooth and a little slower car sprites

This game is fucking hard, I can't beat the first chapter
Wanted level never goes away on its own and I forget where the pay 'n sprays are

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lol
good luck in vice city

for some reason san andreas was dead easy. the supereasy map was good help, but the missions were piss easy, even the shooting ones.

git gud I got to vice city on PS1

there's that one mission that's purely luck for me, it's the one where everyone's just sitting in a parking lot and shooting at you.

youtube.com/watch?v=fRB-scg5Sw8
one of few good things about GTA3

what is this, some mobile chinkshit gta v clone ?

hide behind corner, count their shooting.
pistoleers shoot twice then halt, machinegunners shoot two bursts then halt. have armor, plenty along the south highway, and run and circleburst once they are at halt. problem is, the last few will start running and occasionally turn and shoot.

The menfolk found their women scary
Cause they were so big an hairy

GTA Origins (1, 2 and 1969) fucking when?

Please leave and/or kys

Is there such a thing as "Minor Theft Auto"? Is that if you steal a really cheap car?

maybe moped car?

stealing a yugo, i guess

You can apparently still get 1 and 2 legally from Rockstar's Ukraine site, why the fuck not on the US and EU sites I'll never know. Wonder if they even run properly yon modern systems.
gta.com.ua/rockstargames-classics-free-download.phtml

You'll probably never get the classics all together because Rockstar are lazy as fuck. Max Payne 1 and 2 have sound issues on new systems and they NEVER fucking fixed them. Instead it's fuck you, go get a fan patch.

There has not been a bad Grand Theft Auto.
There has not been a bad Red Dead.
Rockstar only makes a game a generation these days, but they don't put out bad games.

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Stealing a rental car, desu.

Nothing in the 3d games ever came close to the absolute mayhem of chases in the first ones. Nothing.

>Rememba, I’m the monkey an your the cheese-grater so no messin around
To this day i dont know what that means
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1XETS_-8bJg

means you're working for him and that he's using you

Thread theme music.

youtube.com/watch?v=JYy69qOJWoM

It's only called that because Grand Theft = theft of something over $1,000. The Auto if an obvious suffix.

Stealing a beater only worth as much as a game console would just be larceny.

GTA died when Rockstar removed the gang alignment mechanic.

Their GTA 1 is broken. Most of it can be fixed but you're better off getting the max pack

Some madman made a DOSbox pack including the full game of GTA1. I wonder how he's not been sued to hell and back by Rockstar yet.
rr2000.toshiba-3.com/R6/GTA1-MAX.ZIP

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THE MEN FOLK FIND THEIR WOMEN SCARY
BECAUSE THEY WERE SO BIG AND HAIRY

Because the games are freeware.

>they don't put out bad games.

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>Implying that's a bad game.

My face when

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They're probably too busy with GTA Online. Footage from Rockstar headquarters:
youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

you probably suck at it

Fuck, I completely forgot about that game but your picture brought back so many memories, thank you.

For me? It's chinatown wars.

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Lol fuck me that takes me back

Good thing I downloaded originals to modern coputers when R* offered them free.

Chinatown wars was a great game. The drug selling mechanic should be implemented in all future tra games. I wish gta had more crime options outside of missions instead of just robberies and shooting people. We need a gta game with a fleshed out criminal economic system and various ways to make money

Soul Makin'
Sound Shakin'
Earth Quakin'
Changing

change

non-console here
how did that work? were there any other side activities?