If you buy FFVII Remake they will make 10 more episodes for 60 dollars each because why not the brainless neckbeards...

that pinky toe looks fucked

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Damn I thought it was a gloryhole

post the gloryhole edit

It looks like this could easily be photoshopped into a glory hole.

too bad she's on Sarif's payroll and gets killed for betraying him

whoah

Really does look like she's kneeling to a gloryhole.

is this what having a gf feels like, on a good day at least?

>She is stunning. EASILY wife material
>Just based off of appearance alone
All that glitters with gold and etc. Isn't that how rich dudes choose gold digging trophy wives? Because they just look nice?

No. Only after a fight when they truly fuck up and admit they did wrong. Usually lasts a day or two.

Yes
Jelly?

years of wearing tight high heels will do that to ya

Idk user, she also looks like a joyful individual you know? And I like that. Nobody in this shithole has ever met her anyway. And I'd be a hypocrite to pretend that I don't pick females at first based on their appearance.

>Get older.
>Get less turned on by teens and girls in their early 20s.
>Become more and more attracted to young women.
>They have even higher standards and dating one is even more unlikely.
>mfw

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>All that glitters with gold
Just a heads up, it's "all that glitters is not gold." Not trying to be a dick, I just prefer people to correct me so I do it for others.

I'm 30 and I just got out of a relationship with someone near my age for a 19 year old with a fat ass and perfect body. She has more than that to her but there is merit to going young still.

just post the edit, faggot
you know what you did

I do that to

based

Post pic.

Why is that nigger drinking gas?

HEY NOW

post the edit

Thanks, that sounds better. In my head it was, "All that glitters with gold," because people would see something that is with gold as being good simply because it's amongst gold. It must be good, because it's with good things, that kind of thing, when it's actually a poisoned apple kind of thing.

I wish I could be a gold digging trophy wife (male).

Fair point.

this needs a gloryhole edit

>they will make 10 more episodes for 60 dollars each

I mean, if they're good...

>wife material
>appears nude in nearly every film she is in

You have low standards

She's cute but I'd have to get her pregnant a few times to fatten up her titties.

No unless they have fucked up massively and need a way to bail out. After a day or two they go back to their default setting.

>that tattoo
huge red flag.

this

cute feet

It will in the future, when you can buy a gf with basic AI

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Fuckkkk I wannnna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

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It was up until about 2010

Laziest shop of my life

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>nigger
Do you have facial blindness?

god she's so perfect

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>white cock
gross

God speed on that user.

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Thanks user

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>Goes from well-shaped to fat all over
Yes, real improvement

>glory
LOL same!

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Holy shit just imagine

4/10 you tried, shop it into the hand to hide the marker to make it more believable

>it was reported that a 14-year-old boy from the Sichuan province in China was struggling with a 5-year habit. Born from a desire to turn into a Transformer, the boy’s addiction began with drinking the butane out of cigarette lighters, but soon progressed into siphoning gasoline from the family’s motorcycle and sipping on that. Although the boy’s parents state that his habit is up to nearly 3 quarts a day, experts highly doubt that claim. Regardless of the amount, the addiction has had a devastating effect on the child who, before the habit, was “a very smart boy,” but now “he doesn’t [even] know seven plus 17.”

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>we can play with your favorite toy

a strap-on?

They are taking good care of the plant by the window.

Goes from perfect to flawed

DADDY GOT HIS JUICE!

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a

Bros I can't take it...

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>I'm glad I dropped out of high school

I can one up that.

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>shitskin
Gross

not bad

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ew what an ugly looking penis

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Eventhough she's super pretty, she only is TOO cute looking for her age.

ew she's a slob, you can tell.

Noice

Because it's uncircumcised? Imagine being this socially conditioned. Doesn't exist outside US and Israel.

Nope that's objectively good looking and beautiful penis

I don't think I'm gonna make it bros?

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Why isn't there an edit with their cocks out/in his mouth?

name?

Lol not usually

I will nigger and I'll have fun playing it because $60 a year isn't shit. Are you poor or something?

Actual father with a daughter here:

Just think for a second, really question your behavior with some degree of cognizance, try to distance yourself from the post before hitting “post” and ask if you would feel proud of yourself in a decade. My daughter is 10 and a smart pupper. I’m proud of her. She takes her education seriously since her mother left the picture (died of pneumonia five years ago) and she joined the Girl Scouts. From there she got to look at young engineering programs and I got to tutor her and watch her grow into such an ambitious young woman and I’m the proudest father. She reminds me of her mother. My current partner tells me she’s surprised by her intelligence and it makes me happy and ashamed I ever spoke of women with as much shallowness as you are all presenting in this thread. If you ever become a father you’ll understand the feeling of shame and you’ll rethink your actions. I dedicate this post to the memory of my wife.

I miss you and will always be there for our daughter.

>I dedicate this post to the memory of my wife.
epic

>all these threads about asian or black thots while the true patrician choice is mediterranean girls
when will you take the med pill

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>foreskin
>phismosis
Imagine having a disgusting alien dick cheese cock and not a fat tightly cuck veiny triumphant bastard?

imagine thinking a penis like that looks nice

it's okay to rationalize your ugly looking penis, it's not like a woman will ever see yours

Cope, mutilatedfag.

Why is Ana so perfect?

How does it feel knowing your daughters going to take two dozen dicks by 16?

>She is stunning
She's a 3DPD hag. The fuck is wrong with you normalfags?

I'm sorry that you think so. I think this is one of those things like when not wearing a powdered wig was seen as pathetic and brutish.

Imagine your parents getting a doctor to mutilate your cock and kill most of the sensation in the one organ where sensation matters.

Mal Malloy got ruined because of feeders

imagine having a dick

Cope with women being disgusted by your nasty stinky cock

it's not like anything other than your hand will ever give you any sensation to your dick.

why do trannies love genital mutilation so much

Screenshot your response and text it to your mother.

i'm a man thank you very much, keep your weird tranny obsession away please.

Right? I just have the balls

>wrong with normalfags
>wrong with normal
A retarded weeb, a common site to see.

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Principles before loose pussy.

sad

>tattoo
>flat chest
>slut
What a waste of a genuinely beautiful face.

>it will never be your cock

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the slutty heel tattoo is a disappointment for sure, but there is nothing wrong with a flat chest.

you have a mutilated dick, you are no different from a tranny

imagine being this retarded to post something as stupid as this

what a sad existence

>tfw becoming a wizard in around 3 months
I wish I were dead!

Yeah because the alternative, the entire game in one disc where every single city except Midgar, Nibelheim and some mid-game hub a la Costa del Sol being demoted to a corridor if not a straight cutscene, would have been so good and Yea Forums would have loved it

An embarrassment to my people. Women should be feminine but not 'loose'.

There's nothing wrong with it. It's just a constant disappointment.

maybe if you cast a death spell on yourself you can be

I'll happily pay 600 dollars for one damn good game.

you don't have "people"
no one does
everyone is their own singularity

>my dick mutilation is special!
we don't live in the middle eastern desert with no showers available anymore, burger

Actually, she basically cleans with any free time she has and is very well kept. Nice try though.

stay obsessed

Can someone shop this to have her drawing that stupid face over Spike. (Intern v original)

why do you guys talk about other mens cocks so much?

because we're not insecure fucks

>WHY ISN'T THIS GAME ON SWITCH!!?
This is what you sound like.

hey man, never said i wasn't down to chat about them
hit me up if you ever want to swordfight

It's ok since I was thinking about my own all the time.

sure thing, no homo though

>uncut
disgusting

That's a nasty dick, user

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Wow.
Almost the same situation for me.
I'm 32 and am now dating a 20 year old who has the same values and life goals as me. And is more mature than my ex ever was.

I should note that I wasnt the predator in this situation, she was.

>ignores the nasty swollen pinky

>your account has been credited 1 shekel

i want more episodes because i liked the previous episodes, isnt that wild?

>Implying i want to look at a phimosis dick when i got phimosis myself

It has been, I've seen it.

are you blind nigger? you can clearly see the dude's glans, he doesn't have phimosis.

Yeah well, in the light of statistics you're the freaks. I assume you're either from US or Israel.

Oh what do you know it was already posted here.

I'd drop video games/manga/anime/whatever in a heartbeat for a girlfriend as cute as her.
I would be totally ok with discarding my personality, tastes, hobbies, friends and, hell, even my family just to be with her.
I couldn't give two shits if I was just her taxi driver/atm machine, in fact I'd be beyond happy for that.
God, Satan, Buddha, whatever, please, just PLEASE give me such a qt girlfriend!

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What do you think phimosis is

Is there a version with a dick that doesn't look horrendous?

>literally discarding your entire life for the looks of a random person you saw online
If you want to kill yourself just say that instead of this nonsense

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Same desu

when you can't pull the foreskin past the glans
you can clearly see his dick head therefore he doesn't fucking have phimosis you utter fucking troglodyte

>a 1000 hour singleplayer jrpg

not sure I want that.

it's okay if you have phimosis user, it's not like you'll ever have sex.

Being aggresively retarded must do you good

why do people act like having foreskin is a "condition" that needs correcting? fuck off.

The maturity thing is right on the nose. How someone fresh out of high school is more responsible and mature than someone in their late twenties is beyond me. Not to mention her sex drive is ridiculous. We've been going once or twice a day since we started dating.

This one is very good.

Here's my second attempt, but I didn't even bother to match the nails color/type.

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And men should be masculine and not "virgin" yet here you are.

Why does OP care how I spend my money?

kys kike, having a normal foreskin isn't phimosis.

Honestly, this is why you don't have a gf.

>thinks that's normal

oh poor user. i'm sorry that you have a dick just like the one in the pic.

It doesn't matter if you can see a tiny portion of it retard, if it doesn't go behind the entire head it's phimosis.

WOW AMERICANS SURE ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S DICKS WONDER WHY IS THAT

>kikes trying to claim they know what dicks are supposed to look like
o i am laffin

More like one salty european defending another man's dick cause it resembles his own.

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i guess you're an expert on dicks huh. makes sense since you're so keen on defending another man's penis.

lmao stupid fucking jew or gook.

>low IQ /pol/ retard who doesn't understand medical terms screams kikes
more news at 11

Based.

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Gee I really doubt it champ but think whatever.

>Israel is our greatest ally, that's why we have to cut our kid's dicks and create a race of mentally stunted psychopaths
amerimutts really are funny.

guys wtf
please stop

I mean when you see shit like

Who do you think is the real passionate one about other people's dicks here?

We've all fallen short of our ideals; that doesn't mean we shouldn't have standards.

Phimosis has nothing to do with circumcision, you're just trying to save face after revealing yourself to be a complete retard.

>americans think having a mutilated dick is normal
that's fucking sad

the guy who pointed out that dick wasn't aesthetic enough for him in the first place lmao.

Hence the reason I'm waiting for the whole thing to be completed before i spend any money on it. I like to practice a little thing called "patience".

k, sorry user

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US or Israeli men, when I follow those exchanges up the chain.

She has an amazing body but that face is kinda busted

They just pointed out how the dick has phimosis and is ugly? I don't see the issue. They're not the ones getting butthurt and screeching and throwing out slurs.

>caring that another man's dick doesn't live up to your standards of what a dick should look like
you gay nigga.

just wash your dick idiot
that's like extracting your teeth because plaque builds up and you get cavities if you don't clean them

I don't really care, but it is always amusing to see how upset people get over cut or uncut dicks. It's like people's lives revolve around their penis or something.

life itself revolves around the penis, user

Well they did show enough passion for penises to kick off the screeching match.
It's not normal for men to go around rating dicks.

>DUDE BOTH SIDES ARE STUPID FUCK HAVING OPINIONS
Fuck off centrist retard.

Well, mostly the balls since they hold the sperm. The penis is just the transporter of goods.

footfags are mentally ill

Who are you quoting exactly? I never said that.

I don't see anything wrong with not taking a side, not everything has to be like politics. Maybe try to stay away from /pol/ for a bit, user. It's clearly rotting your brain.

"people" who aren't attracted to women's feet are literal fags

>the ONLY animal that has to be mutilated at birth on the ENTIRE planet is the human male
>remove sensation for dry dick that needs lube
>risky op
>leads to ed
>”Haha you uncut fags have to wash your dick now while I don’t have to wash mine!”
Truly inspirational,cutfags. Keep being good goys and ruining you future children’s penises so the medical industry can keep selling pills

we're the only animal that cooks our food or uses
a toilet too, guess we should stop doing that lol

Nice strawman, drydick. I guess you couldn’t come up with a reason why it was good the goys got your dick skin without asking you if you wanted to feel less pleasure for your entire life.

Guess we should cut off women’s labia too huh?

>mutilating children for no foreseeable reason is equivalent to cooking food and not shitting on the ground
damn... amerimutts are really bringing out the big guns.

Too bad you're not husband material, incel

>they're still going at it

Man, Euros really are passionate about other people's dicks.

I mean, it's unnatural, we should be like wild animals right? great argument kids

they're not intelligent enough to be passionate about anything else really.

Lmao, came here to post this.

Well, at least the ones on this site. Guess they have nothing else better to do.

>$0.01 has been deposited in your mutilation propaganda account
>your next shipment of viagra will be $149.99

Meh, it's something to look forward to.

I have foreskin though yet i don't act like a sub 90 IQ nigger.

You should be legally allowed to just shoot someone like this on sight. Puts them out of their misery, removes a public nuisance, and eases the strain on the system that they're undoubtedly leeching from.

No, it's goddamn awful, don't even wish for a gf user

this is representative of all "people" who get tattoos

Not sure if talking to dog or what.

Square-Enix just pulled a "Han shot first" in the Final Fantasy VII Remake

I just played the demo and this made my blood pumping. I have to adress this.

Cloud and Barret set up the bomb in the first reactor. As soon as the counter runs down, the bomb just gets "kaput" and radiates some smoke. Nothing more, no explosion. Then Heidegger orders shinras robot army to go berserk and just shoot up the whole reactor so that it explodes.

What does that mean? That just f***** means that our noble terror heroes didn't kill all these people in the first reactor explosion. No it was shinra! The bad guys! Cloud and his crew don't have any blood on their hands. They think they have blood on their hands, but there will come some stupid story point about, how bad shinra is and they exploded the reactor to find an enemy for midgar population. Its just the same as "Han shot first". -> No no no, the bad space pirate smuggler didn't kill greedo coldblooded, he just killed greedo because he first shot at Han Solo.

WTF. This is bullshit. This is typical disney bullshit. I hate this. If this is a sign that all this stuff which doens't flow well today will just get eliminated in the Remake, I am not interested in it. This is a joke and just as bad as the star wars special editions. F* Square Enix.

(I know it just a game and I am gonna play it anyway, but seriously this is some grad a bulls***. Its this disneyfication of everything now.)

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My last one, good bye thread

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Seek help

>I CARE DEEPLY THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE BUYING VIDEO GAME
Dude

EDIT: Just to be clear: I didn't want the come of as a hurt, rambling fanboy. (Maybe a little bit to full the discussion.) Tomorrow is another day and everything is gonna still be the same. But I just love it, that there is place where you can be passionate about your "blip and blop games" hobby.
EDIT2: The swear words a censored, because as far as I can tell, there are a lot of american people on here and I am not sure, if its okay for them, if I go on full curse mode...

dont leave us

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hot
>no phimosis
based

Actually pretty good

>wife material.
Based on what, do you know her?

Improve yourself user. Improve yourself in every way you can. Start today.