Announcement coming tomorrow morning

>Announcement coming tomorrow morning

>Airing Thursday March 5, 8pm est

>Focus on Super Metroid: Zero Hour and Paper Luigi

>Some new indie games (Dicey Dungeons and Noita)

>80% of the runtime is Doug Bowser bringing himself to climax while laughing at "leak" threads and cumming into $100 bills

>A new teaser for BOTW sequel is shown.

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this one sounds legit boys

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>gta 5
>bully remastered
>F-zero remake
>metroid prime 4
?
>n64 games for nintendo online
>game cloud streaming service for big budget aaa titles
>rdr 2 cloud version for switch

>Here's your game trailer bro
youtube.com/watch?v=229CxwGlVY0&t=9s

Nice.

>didn't even say if doug is cut/uncut
fake leak

>Paper luigi
fuck that, I want Plastic Wario

he is an amerimutt, of course he is cut. UNCUTS WW@

Show SMTV or the direct is worthless.
IT'S TIME GOD DAMMIT
YOU ANNOUNCED IT THREE YEARS AGO

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I don’t care anymore. I’m not going to support a company that benefits from slave labor. Yes, that includes the other gaming companies named too but this thread is about Nintendo.

>no Pikmin 4
It’s fake

>Everyone else is expecting a bunch of big stuff
>all I want is twewy 2 even though I know it's likely never going to happen and even if it does people will complain about the controls again and on top of all of it nu square would probably fuck it up anyways

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The controls could easily switch to something button or motion based by focusing on the two joycons. Doing so would even facilitate local multiplayer.

i'm an uncut amerifat, guess i got lucky. i see women being confused about uncut dicks though

I'm not American so I never had my foreskin stolen

my dad is abe and he told you to have sex

user at this point it's just gonna be Persona 6 shit if the rumors of "Waifu dating" is true for SMT V

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT NEW METROID I WANT NEW FZERO I WANT NEW STAR FOX I WANT NEW EARTHBOUND I WANT NEW MARIO I WANT NEW ZELDA I WANT PORTS I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You're retarded.

We said the same thing about Persona back in the day user. Fatlus only cares about the waifufag incels

Post yfw there was no second direct in february
Rest in peace, nintendo larper

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>Direct! Direct!
>Direct!
>Direct!
NOBODY'S GETTING A DIRECT, MATE!

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God, that shit was fucking hilarious
youtube.com/watch?v=OK5-EIzDtKo
>Reveal trailer
>Everyone thinks we're getting the serious side of SMT and Fire Emblem together, fighting demons and such
>End up with Persona with Fire Emblem references

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JUST FUCKING GIVE ME A 3D ZELDA COLLECTION SO I CAN PLAY THEM ALL ON MY SWITCH FOR GODS SAKE

Persona has had dating sim elements for over a decade, it's been more popular than SMT for over a decade, they still didn't make SMT into Persona because it's a retarded idea. Why would they make SMT into Persona instead of just making more Persona, which they're doing anyway? Barely anybody gives a shit about SMT in comparison, making it like Persona isn't going to change that, fans of Persona want to play Persona, not SMT. It's nonsensical to try and change it to be like Persona, if they ever did want to do it in spite of that they would have done it a long time ago and you have no reason to believe otherwise aside from some baseless rumors and your pessimism misguiding your reason.

You can just look at the trailers for SMTV and see it's not anything like Persona tonally. If SMTV is too much of a rehash of game it'll almost certainly be Nocturne, not any Persona game.

yeah, I also remember Persona 3.
why did they even call it 3 when it's the first Persona game?

What the fuck. I briefly remember this trailer but now that I've played some SMT and Fire Emblem games, this is a blatant fucking lie of what the product was going to turn out as.

It was just bad marketing. Considering two years passed before they actually showed the game and that trailer is just character portraits being thrown on screen, they probably didn't know exactly what the game would be themselves at the time. They really should have just said the team that make SMT and the team that makes Fire Emblem are collaborating for a new project, unless they really wanted to commit to an actual crossover.

aren't most of them on Wii U and 3DS
why do you need them on Switch

Cause both are outdated systems and unless we get an N64/GameCube/Wii service the HD remakes will be stuck on inferior, outdated platforms.

Only interested in a direct to see if there's any news on SMTV, as unlikely that'll be. I'm not getting a Switch until a release date is announced at the very least.

How big is he?