Is everyone one Yea Forums a neet? What's your story, user? I've a applied for multiple jobs and no calls yet

Is everyone one Yea Forums a neet? What's your story, user? I've a applied for multiple jobs and no calls yet.

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Dropped out of college after 2 weeks ans now I work at KFC 20 hours a week and spend the rest of my time playing videogames.
Not much else to it really.

Does it ever get boring playing video games all day? I've been a neet for 1 year now and I get really bored of playing vidya all day. I just wish I had a job.

I have a job that's not making ends meet.

Had a job as video game journalis- ha just kidding, blogger. Pretty hectic job since we aren't just had to achieve pageviews/visit metrics but also complying to parent company's (sudden) requests and restrictions.

>boss want us to get 1 million+ unique visitor per month
>had to come up with bullshit excuses to allow us covering anime-manga/capeshit stuff that will attract more pleb visitors than video games
It was fun

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Im literally phoneposting from work right now

>took college for a year, failed Calc twice (somehow burnt out from doing great when I was little); worked Walmart for about a year with some overlap with school
>quit for four months and now work as glorified call representative/desk person at small company
I'm going no where fast, but I'm fine with where I am now

Was a NEET for 4 years due to lack of motivation/fear of failure and ADHD making it hard for me to do anything other than play MMOs everyday.

Eventually I got tired of hating myself and decided to just apply to a local grocery store to force myself to interact with people and be more active.

I now work at a corporate office for a retail chain as an analyst. I recommend just throwing yourself into any entry level or minimum wage job you can, rather than waiting for the perfect job.

I don't really get bored of playing videogames because I switch the type of games I play often.

It’s not hard finding a job, my grandpa took me out for dinner with his friend who owns a company and I got hired before the bill came. It’s easy, I just told him I vote conservative

Nvm, my mom has connections, but I'm just too stupid to stay in touch with them.

I have been a neet for year and a half after graduation from Uni.
Found some shitty job recently.
In the free time I sutydy how to code, I have set myself a goal to become a frellancer in 6 months. I learn japanese and alos trying to get into drawing.
Life gets very busy but it is comfy if you think that everything you do serves a larger purpose that will get you where you want to be in the end.

Was a NEET for years. Parents signed me up for a temp agency. Currently working at a medical supply because of Corona-chan but the job's ending soon since Winnie shut down mask exports.

I'm a stay at home mom.

Dropped out of college twice. Got a job because my parents were friends with the boss. Been working for the past 8 years, part time. I'm 35.

>mom keeps pressuring to get into scam that is college because she thinks I'll get a successful job out of the two years I can get with financial aid
>dad is actually trying to help me get a job despite my shortcomings
goddamnit, why won't employers call back, please, I don't want to go to college

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How'd you apply to your teaching job? Did you complete a regular application or email them a resume?

>graduated with a bachelors in a STEM field
>applied to hundreds of relevant jobs
>nothing
Yeah I'm fucked

Have pre-exisiting experience goy. No I don't care if every place wants it.

Just lie about experience. Look up companies that went out of business

Corona is in my state so I'm just gonna drop out. Again.

My best friend has Bipolar 1 so I learned to replicate his mannerisms exactly and applied for Disability; I threw in a touch of Tyler Durden from Fight Club during my assessment.

I was diagnosed with picture related and approved for 100% benefits.

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How much money do you get a month?

>decide to take a year off after school instead of going to uni
>finally go to uni to study CS
>stop after 2 months because of how shit it is

Why didnt you tell me to get a job back then anons

I dropped out and got institutionalized, 5 years of taking pills, still not functional. I think I'm gonna KYS at some point, my life is basically over before it began.
Being a leech til the rest of my life doesn't sound like a good option. I don't even like video games.

I gotta go to work in like 5 minutes unfortunately. Working sucks so avoid it as long as you can anons.

$1,400 tax free.

lmao is this true

My story?
>normal kid until high school
>go to a different highschool as my friends, fail to make new friends, develop anxiety disorders and quit school after a year
>lose ties with childhood friend I had a crush after she starts chaining boyfriends and stops talking/hanging out with me
>start losing other friends too since they have their school lives and social circles and i'm just a neet
>then my dad passes away completely unexpectedly from a knee surgery complication that should've been totally harmless
>2 months later my uncle has a stroke and suffers brain damage which makes him into a vegetable
>4 months later my mother passes away in a car accident whilst she was riding her bicycle to work
>spend the next 5 years with severe depression never going out
>attempt suicide poorly once, but doesn't even work as a cry for help because no one noticed, realize that if I died no one would even realize
>decide to try to leave something before I try to off myself again
>want to leave a kind of painting that expressed all the depression and sadness I felt
>realize I can't paint or draw for shit, so start practicing
>before I notice it I get engrossed in it and stop being depressed
>go to art ateliers, take up drawing and painting lessons, start working out and learning japanese as well
>now 26, have a job opportunity in art, have exhibited my works a few times and made decent money of my art, have been invited to 2 art symposiums, have a great muscular body and fluent in french, english, japanese, spanish and currently learning korean
>but still have no friends and still never had a girlfriend

I kinda miss the neetlife, very occasionally, and the truth is if I had any friends or a girlfriend I'd probably not even browse this place, but eh

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Went to college for almost 3 years, then I went to a trade school for a year and work for a union making almost 2x as much money as I was trying to have a "career" in the field I was studying. So I have 4 days a week to no-life, its pretty sick. Just wish I could get back those 3 years I wasted at clown college.

Years back, in the span of a week, I was laid off, broke up with with my girlfriend, and lost two people close to me—one to cancer, one suicide. After being depressed for too long I started therapy, pills, and DUDE WEED it's legal in my state. The combination of which has helped me get over my diagnosed crippling anxiety. I've since started volunteering with charities, took some internships, and started work in data analytics and building out databases.

Honestly, it feels good to be doing something again, even if it's in a different field. We're all going to make it, bros.

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>you can get the government to give you money just for being a dick
wow

It helps to have more than one hobby (or to be passionate about literally just one thing, just one, a single fucking thing is all you have to care about)

SHIEEEEEEEETTTTTT

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Family friend informed me of a civil engineering opportunity relating to my major, got the job fairly easily but spent a year searching around otherwise. Several callbacks after being accepted but no idea if any of them would have gone thru had I not turned them down after

What? You get a degree from a school which results in a teaching certificate. Then you apply to schools, interview like normal, and get hired.
I don't understand the question. You work for the city.

I've been a neet for about 6 years now, but i'm finally going back to school after the summer

My pothead neighbor and his girlfriend both claim disability for insomnia, not even joking.

I got accepted to my country's top uni to study chemistry but burnt out three years in and gave up.
Worked part time minimum wage as a waiter for events and stuff but I broke some shit last time and they haven't called since so I guess I'm fired.
I'm also a virgin.

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stil here and still posting

I'm a musician with a platinum record under his belt.

I come here to talk about stupid indie games like Dwarf Fortress and occasionally participate in Yea Forums sings/the musical albums.

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I was for 3 years after uni

Now I work at a game company and get to travel to america, europe and japan next year

still miserable as fuck

>Dropped out of college once due to younger me's financial retardation
>Worked various jobs for 2 years
>Finally almost back on my feet and going to attempt college again in the fall
If it doesn't work out this time I'll just fake a mental disability and NEET.

Not a NEET since I still have school and shit.

However I have no actual Job currently. Most of my free time is spent playing Gacha and Vidya (as well as watching Yea Forumsnime, reading m/a/nga, and watching Tokusatsu [shit like Ka/m/en Rider Kabuto] )

Hope some bullshit kills me before I ever have to work. Anyone complacent with this system has to either buy into the submissiveness to the state or just has really low personal standards. Disgusting either way. I understand most people are just too afraid to do anything else though, I'd be in that camp if it weren't for luck.

Maybe because your dumbass picked CS without building a relevant portfolio of projects. Nobody cares about your literal codemonkey degree.
And before you try to lie and trump up your credentials, I'll tell you that I've got literally three degrees, one of which is in CS and the others are in math. You can't fool me with your bullshit.

prove it

Keep it up, bro. Most companies don't even bother with replies these days.

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Electrical engineer, graduated 2.5 years ago. Making 90k/yr right now.

Life is good.

No. My mates would bully me if they knew I come here.

cringe

Pilot gang reporting in to dab on all the NEETs ITT
Just fly planes lmao like just step away from the screen and get some motivation

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>Have a decent job with all the money in the world
>No motivation to play video games ever

you will never get a job, it's being outsourced to shithole countries like India and Serbia. fuck you, you're gonna starve to death while companies make extra profits with slave labor from slav countries.

only escape from this is Bernie 2020

I quit my job and started a PhD because I had an early mid life crisis and realized I was never gonna get married since I'll always be hung up on my dead fiance so I need something I can do until they scrape my decomposing body out of the office and I had a bunch of surgeries recently and don't get around so well anymore. So, no, I'm not a NEET and never have been in all my time on Yea Forums (since 04).

What a pussy.

/biz/ owner of 4 years here. Whenever I make a job posting (entry level, experience not required), out of every 100 applicants, less than 10 are sent interview requests. These 10 people were the only ones that could complete *very* basic requirements such as completely filling out an application with their contact information, experience, availability etc.

I was expecting a large chunk of people to be retarded when I first started hiring, but I was absolutely stunned to see that the overwhelming majority of applicants were unhireable.

If you can't find an entry-level job in today's market, you should just off yourself now. If you are an actual functional human being, you're probably applying for jobs out of your pay grade.

>go to college not really knowing what I want
>English major because I like writing and I'm good at it
>oh shit nigger, you csnt be a writer if you dont write outside of assignments
>dont want to be a teacher
>panic and drop out
>return after a year and take an assortment of intro classes
>geology clicks
>kind of STEM
>looks like I'll have a real career
>get bad panic attack unrelated to uni after only two semesters of returning
>I'm retarded because first time it's happened to me and no one in my family is really helping
>finally get it under control after s couple years and return to uni
>uni has changed while I was gone
>lots of environmental and earth sciences were cut
>go back to english because at this point I just want a degree and dont want to transfer
>want to kill myself every day for not knowing what I wanted sooner so I couldve finished college before the bad episode of anxiety started
>already considering dropping out again
Just give me a job so I can pay my parents back the tuition, I'll work at taco bell I dont care

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The first and last job I had was absolutely humiliating and I only lasted a month before getting fired.
I'm afraid of trying again

Taco Bell won't hire you with a degree.

>dropped out of college multiple times(med, psych, business)
>spent 4 years as a NEET slowly getting fatter and fatter
>family nepotism landed me a job I'm kinda good at, started losing weight
>moved out, started lifting, haven't had a gf in over five years reconnecting with my friends from highschool
could be worse

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If you really need to know that badly, someone pointed out how similar I sounded to a famous singer during the setup threads for Yea Forums sings Devil Trigger and didn't realize I was him all along.

Trade school is based, good on you user
I’m this user, working on my aircraft mechanic license in my off time by working with some mechanics for free
Fuck university

Yeah I got that. Guess I just need to apply to some schools now. Sorry for the confusing question

The entry level jobs tend to want years of experience and never contact you if your previous job was something shitty like plant care.

>Fucking Chad Kroeger comes to Yea Forums

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>realize major was poorly chosen and doesn’t have great career prospects
good thinking user, most people don’t realize that in ti-
>panic and drop out
lmao wtf just switch major and use those English credits for a free minor what the fuck is wrong with you

Dad?

They obviously lied on the unemployment rate.

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i dont have any motivation to find a job despite having a B.A. even video games take too much effort.

Not him but
>Fuck university
This. I have no current plans on ever attending college/university. Currently I’m working on learning Game Maker and just coding in general so I can make my own game. Currently working on a simple game to learn gamemaker and shit. It’s called Cirnos Ice Cream Quest. It will be a simple megaman esque game about Cirno trying to get her Ice Cream back after somebody steals it. Maybe if it ends up being good enough I’ll release it (for free of course).

That's what I ended up doing when I returned the first time.

>get some motivation
Yeah and enough money to actually get flight hours. Not that your trust fund ass would know anything about that.

I don't get how some niggers can lie about their illnesses and get on disability but someone like me with crippling depression, anxiety that causes me physical pain, and arthritis at the age of 34 gets denied twice.

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>Yang

My little brother worshipped that Corona riddled nigger.

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As someone who craves positive social experiences more than anything I can't imagine putting in the work you did and still coming out friendless and single. At least I can currently attribute that to being a boring NEET, but you've become a more rounded individual.

Did masters in chemical engineering
Worked for 3 and a half years.
Existential crisis on the toilet one day at a consultancy job when moral was fucking low.
Decide to drop everything and be one of those english teachers in japan for a year
Come back, still jobless the last 3 years but living off rent from inherited property.

>What's your story, user?

I've realised I live in a society. And there's nothing I can do about it.

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Because your problems "aren't real."
Same reason people in art fields without connections are fucked. lol anyone can write wtf. babies can draw lmao. my fingers hurt too you pussy. you feel sad rofl me too bitch. Etc.

If your certified in anything besides special ed or math, you'll need to apply to literally dozens of schools and settle for a shitty one of them.
I was a math chad, so I had schools throwing themselves at me every year. I switched schools like 6 times during my career, then realized that principals everywhere are fucking assholes who don't care about kids. So I made the decision to leave.

Of course, everyone wants experienced employees, but that doesn't mean we'll get them. Entry-level means entry-level, we don't have time to sit around and wait for this fictional person you're blaming your faults on. If you aren't making it to interviews then you are the problem.

bernie is just going to drive more jobs to india

are you the guy who showed it on the C++ thread.

Joined the British Army at 16 and thought it would be a good escape... turns out it was shit.

Left at 23 with crippling PTSD and depression and now I hate myself so much. Tried going to college but fuck that so I chose the NEET life it didn't choose me.

yeah, but he's gonna give us free shit here. i'm picking a new xbox when he wins

>gets denied twice
based retard, they deny fucking everyone who isn't eating paste or missing a limb. you need to keep applying, you'll get approved

you won't have time to play xbox when you're spending all day in the bread lines

Depressed college student going to Japan soon for a bucket list thing, but probably won't enjoy it
might kill myself before 30 if we're being honest

People I've talked to who have legit illnesses (mental and/or physical) said the person in charge of the evaluation straight up said "You don't look really ill" or something along the lines. They just don't believe them because some people still look normal and functional or don't try to wear their illness on their sleeve.

If you go in there unshaven, reeking of alcohol, cheap tobacco and look borderline homeless you'll get on disability in no time.

Their job is to disqualify you. I applied once when my widespread RA was very severe and caused a great deal of pain. Since I was able to squeeze their tool with one of my hands, I was good enough to work. They reward people who fake it.

I used to be NEETish for 6 years after graduating high school. I got a job 2 years ago as a secretary at a doctors office despite having 0 training. I lied on my resume. My parents did the same thing when they came to America, now they have great, well paying jobs that required degrees and experience despite having none of that shit.
My advice to anons stuck in job search is: If you don't have connections, lie. I admit it must have been easier back then but you can still get away with it today.

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Full time worker, part time student, trying to learn some game engines currently.

25, not kissless but a virgin nonetheless. But fuck it 2D > 3D

user, you misunderstand. Not every business owner is reasonable. I've had four strikeouts since October where I've been informed the job actually isn't what was listed at all, and two of those cases I know for a fact were because the guy in charge got hold of my papers for their "entry level" position and didn't find enough years of experience. A lot of businesses use "entry level" as "not actually entry level, just shit pay." I'm okay for now, but I want to transfer out of my current job and it's a fucking bitch given how disingenuous some offers are. I've wasted an insane amount of time showing up for interviews where there was no chance I was going to be hired.

What you're talking about is the other end of the problem and why a lot of e.ployers are like this: gambling on the dregs is dangerous.

>unshaven
check
>borderline homeless
check
>reeking of alcohol
does stained clothes with the smell of fermented food count

As someone with psychotic depression and panic disorder, I didn't know you could get disability for that sort of thing. I have a job. is it too late for free gibs

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Good on you user, university is a fucking scam unless you plan on being a doctor or something else of that caliber.

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Literally doesn't matter how "well rounded" you are. I'm fit and do kickboxing and jujitsu, speak 3 languages, have a masters and now doing a phd, Still 10 years and counting of no gf. Unless you're incredibly charismatic or good-looking, if your interests are not social and you do not align with normies, there is a good chance you will just be alone.

technically not a NEET because I'm going to a votech school, but goddamn it i dont know what i'm going to do afterwards

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I am a game designer who works for a fairly large company. Someone on Yea Forums about 6 years ago said to me "well why don't you do better it if you know so much about game design" in a thread about a game i dont even remember and now i have a job doing it.

i still come to Yea Forums though because having a high paying job sadly didn't make me not an autist.

>go to uni
>study Software Engineering
>graduate with bachelor's and master's
>get job within 3 months
thanks for reading my blog

Are you going to save video games, user?

How to improve self esteem, Yea Forumsaggots?
Seeing someone else in the eye keep making me remember about all the time I wasted and all the genuine mistakes I made. Halfway to 30 but no skill, barely any friends, can't trust my family, not even good at playing or know random trivia from my most favorite video games. When I tried something from the bottom of my heart, I end up fucking things up for someone else too, now I'm always too afraid to make my own decision. Can't even think about how to off myself because my body will be a burden to someone else still alive.

I miss my braindead old self that never cared about people's and my own opinion.
Thanks for reading my blog.

It's a shame that high school in the US indoctrinates students to apply to expensive colleges. If you even want to go, community college is fine. No need for those 60k+ Ivy League schools.

I didn't pick CS

i'm going to make autistic strategy games and come to Yea Forums and /vg/ to bask in the warmth

>Halfway to 30
this site is 18+

15 year olds do not need any skills other than doing homework saying no to drugs and going to class

Tips on how to do this?
How do i go get evaluated?
I know there's something wrong with me

I had to quit my dead end part time job to be a fulltime caregiver for a disabled relative. It's not so bad, but being stuck at home all day can be lonely.

The system doesn't reward people with actual mental disabilities, only low-lives who fake the fuck out of it to the tenth degree. I have frequent anxiety attacks and yet my ass is stuck working while my friend's layabout buddy sponges the benefit system for "depression." Dude is out every fucking day walking past my store with some new chick he's banging or a new game.

I've two degrees and don't really play video games anymore. I still live with my parents and have no friends and never do anything.

>autistic strategy games
>fairly large company
Nice try Paradox, but your modern games are 100% casual and not autistic at all

go to a psychiatrist, get officially diagnosed, then go to your state/county's disability office
but if you say youre suicidal be careful or theyll toss you in the loony bin for a week (if youre in the United States)

>tfw i get paid to sit in an empty office building all night and play games watch movies and post on Yea Forums
feels good man

Oh shit my brain crapped, I mean 20 halfway to 30. Also My English sucks.

Tried that for a few years. Got bored. I work at a gym now and am going to school for accounting.

I have been a neet for the past 8 years. I graduated from high school at 18 which is the normal age, good grades, whatever. Since then I have been trying different careers at different colleges. I tried 7 times now, always end up dropping out after a month or two, maybe three, and losing the rest of the year. I waste my days playing video games and sometimes lose concept of time. I don't know what to even do at this point and im too tired to do anything anyway. I just want to sleep.

So what should I say and do?

I've got a job but I want a different one.

I'm entering med college and will soon get my vidya and anime time stolen from me... that's about it, my life is that sad...

i would not reccomend lying because if they find out and youre a bad actor i doubt youd ever be able to get disability bucks again. b urself and write out a list of symptoms that hinder your ability to function and ask the psychiatrist where to go forward if youre confused

I made the big mistake of studying Business Information Systems (business.oregonstate.edu/business-information-systems/business-information-systems-overview) instead of Software Development. I'm in my final year of the degree now so its too late to change. Its been a shit degree with ridiculously high workload for no payoff really. I would have had a much better college experience and job opportunities if I did Software Development.

Graduated from uni and been NEET for 5 years since, with maybe a few months work in that time. Find it very difficult to relate with people, even fellow NEETs.

I can cry at any moment
Would that help?

>27 y/o loser
>dropped off college at 22
>shitty jobs here and there, nothing now
>last year dealt with fucking cancer
>thought id sort my life out after i was clean but now im just content and bored and dont feel like doing anything all day
>mom keeps being passive agressive and putting pressure as if i could pop a job out of my ass whenever i wanted

I just wish I could work from home. I cant be bothered to leave the house an deal with people. All I do is browse Yea Forums, play video games and do some lifting 3 times a week at the apartment's gym place. Send help.

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the user you replied to faked having bipolar, ptsd, agoraphobia, and bpd (which amazes me since getting a bpd diagnosis is hard as a male) and that means youre braindead and cant get a job so of course he gets disability bucks. wtf is YOUR problem other than crying?

I'm a sysadmin and make 6 digits in a relatively low cost of living area.

Been searching for 4 months after finishing my masters in History. Right now I'm applying for stuff within government where my knowledge is actually useful even if it will get drowned out by bureaucracy.

From my experience, modern job searching is generally awful and I can see why people would just drop out of it. Dealing with recruiters bullshit day in day out makes the search awful.

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Give me some money

I did SE and I'm NEET lol. It's all about work experience, who you know, or working as a remote cuck that does 60hrs a week and sleeps in shitty hotels for 5 days a week.

I have thoughts of killing a large amount of random people and being around other people can set me off. If I were to get a job, it'd have to be something without human interaction at all. But I have no skills at all so can you see my problem?

what area

Watch anime and cuddle with me and we've got a deal

Feel bad for you dude, nobody should have to go through that shit young. Glad you found some peace in painting you better not be trolling me boy

This is me How do I do what you do instead?

southeast pa but a good 25 miles from Philly. Basically each town switches between main line old money and random pretty ok town. Live in an ok town, work in an old money town.

if you go to a psychiatrist and say this you will most certainly be put in the loony bin against your will and that costs a shit ton of money

BIS is literally the degree that's most commonly recommended for people pursuing sysadmin you fucking retard.

Uhhh I dropped out after a year of community college because I felt the courses were not actually preparing me for my career, which they weren't.

If you want to do software dev you can learn a lot on your own, but if you don't have the passion you're either not going to do well, or hate it. If you haven't spent a solid year programming (with an actual language, farthest I've needed to go is python) I wouldn't assume you're going to like it. Do you have any existing skills or experience?

No shit dude
That's why I'm asking for tips
I obviously don't want to be under a magnifying glass for the rest of my life
When I had a job at a call center 3 years ago i was there for a month and a half and I had to leave without saying a thing because the thoughts kept getting worse

Charisma isn't just magically gifted, you dumb faggot. It's earned through practice and reflection. I am consistently the funniest motherfucker in the room, who has at least three separate social circles constantly inviting me to shit. I've had a steady gf for the past 7 years.
Why? Because I reflect on all my social interactions and iteratively improve on them. It's not luck. It's a goddamn skill.
And looks are less about genetics and more about playing to your strengths. Choose colors, patterns, cuts and fits that flatter your body type. Choose a facial hair and haircut that complement your facial structure.
Goddamn, I'm tired of retards like you.

Shit's actually fucked, I opened up to my RA, and then I was sent to the hospital and I had to lie to get back in my dorm. No wonder why people don't feel comfortable opening up about this shit because you could get sent to the loony bin.

I'm not, but I wish I was.

I don't think anyone saying they look bad here just means they are average or 4/10. I assure you no amount of /fa/ knowledge will make some people look any less ugly.

You're 25 then? You're still a fucking baby. You have a million years to sort your shit out.

Yep. It's near impossible to get real treatment. Saying you want to kill yourself makes you a liability, not someone in need of help.

>He fell for the meme
They don't care about you, you should never, ever tell anyone the truth
If you're ever asked if you think about hurting yourself and others especially, lie

>Charisma isn't just magically gifted, you dumb faggot.
Patently false.

Sounds like the autistic black weeb that works in my store

I had been called out twice, but I was so nervous cause I wasn't ready so I didn't come to the interview.

How do I get even entry level, minimum wage McJobs? I've applied to hundreds over the last year and not been called back once.

I'm trying to find a job too. Basically with the current plan my family has, I've got a generous five years to unfuck myself and get a good paying job. My plan is to get a job now to pay my way through school to learn programming, but no one's giving me a single callback right now even when I try to be proactive and follow up.

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i dont have any tips for you other than practice being good at lying about and exhibiting mental illness symptoms, however you WILL be under a magnifying glass for the rest of your life if your disability office/psychiatrist arent hacks, they force you to come in to check up on you and probably put you on medicine if youre "bad enough" to be put on disability.
i made the mistake of telling someone as well, for the purpose of getting a therapist, but instead they sent me to the hospital (in an ambulance no less, despite being perfectly fine physically, which costs a fucking arm and leg in the US) and the experience made everything worse

Fuck no

>College degree (though I've done nothing with it)
>Got a decent job.
>Got my own place.
>Got a car.
>Good credit.
>idort

That is all after I worked at Papa John's for like a decade, and I got really lucky with a friend of mine calling me at random with a job offer. It's also been a long as time since I've had a gf, or even sex though. I'm gradually digging my way out.

Yes, they will actually. You just wouldn't know because you've only seen shitty fads and trends.
Dress in a classic suit. Get it tailored or buy a sewing machine and learn to do it yourself. Fix your posture. Shave your beard with intentionality.
You will magically stop being ugly. It really is that simple.

>Dress in a classic suit
lol

Whatever gets you to sleep at night, you lazy brainlet.

My parents had to pay $600, I still feel sad and embarrassed about it to this day.

I can't take guys who dress in suits seriously unless they have the job for it, they look like posers.

Why lol? I wear suits, vests, and ties almost every day. Sometimes a cardigan. Sometimes an ascot. But I always look good.

Yeah man that will totally fix some poor dude's horrid facial structure and proportions. I don't think you've seen any truly ugly people.

Which of those do you wear to a metal concert?

>They hire everyone, even weird retards.

I've noticed that. When I lived in Dallas, all the Amazon deliver trucks I saw were driven around by super ghetto blacks.

That's your problem, not mine. You're just projecting. Some people just like to look good.

You have to either have 3-5 years experience, even in entry level positions, or be childhood best friends with the CEO of the company. There is no other way.

My BIS degree was very business focused. Like 70% business and 30% IT

don't bully the mentally impaired, he probably thinks sysadmin = software engineer

What the fuck is your problem retard? Yes, having the proper beard literally will completely fix your shit facial structure. But no, you'd rather just make excuses about how it's not your fault.

I don't go to metal concerts anymore. But if I did, I'd probably wear a colorful button-down with a gray cardigan? Maybe jeans.

the 1# rule for any job interview is be focused, go getter aka finding solution in situation and not focusing on the problem and confidence

You don't just magically become social like that.

help

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>a colorful button-down with a gray cardigan
"wear classic suits" he said

I tried. There was a point I earned an associates degree while being the assistant manager of a small retail store. Girlfriend was about to move in, but after a series of avoidable events, my life spiraled out of control and it ended up with me abandoning my apartment, my gf leaving me, and my sister dying. I've been living with my grandparents for 3 years now, but my depression is getting worse and worse. I don't even bother to shower most days and avoid leaving the house at all costs.

You're a living, breathing example that disproves your own retarded theory.

just finishing up my degree now, smoking a fuck ton and playing vidya

>My mates

We've narrowed it down to a country, at least.

I was a NEET for about 4 months until I decided to get my shit together. Sleeping all day and playing video games and watching movies all night and drinking on a daily basis gets pretty boring after awhile and made me feel like a piece of shit.

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You're a stupid faggot.
>as if i could pop a job out of my ass whenever i wanted
You literally said you don't even try to go out. Your mom is 100% right, get a fucking job

>you should never, ever tell anyone the truth
You can tell your loved ones, provided you understand they aren't snitches.

>cant be bothered to leave the house an deal with people
Suck it up, I hate interacting with people too but I like having money more. Literally nothing stopping you but yourself, stop wondering why you have no job. Listen to your mommy.

Working retail still at 27. I've never attempted University because I don't know what I want to do, and I see everyone around me who did working slightly better / equally shitty jobs as me despite insane levels of debt. I also live in Canada, but I don't really know what I want to do. I know I need to decide soon, but fuck. I don't want to be a poorfag, but I never did well in school when I was younger either. I just don't know what to do.

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well done user you won

My loved ones don't think mental illness is real despite me having several diagnoses and medications.

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I started a soul crushing and humiliating job today after 1 year of NEET. I want to die even more now, since I'm not able to handle the job

worst kind of doomer

I only ever applied for one job and I got it and I've been working it for the last 12 years.

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>Dress in a classic suit.
And doff your Trilby at all the smoking hot dames too right. Do i reject god before or after i button up my pea coat?

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Was a NEET for 9 years.
Through sheer luck and nepotism, broke into the games industry.
Currently a game designer making big money and paying huge rent so I'm not even all that well off
It's really funny, I used to make fun of jobless fucks with no experience saying "I'm gonna work for video games! I have a lot of great ideas!" but the dream literally came true even though I didn't think it could happen.
I'm not saying "never give up, chase your dreams, do what you love" though, because I'm a very rare case. You're probably fucked for life if you don't start wagecucking it as soon as possible.

What job? Does it pay well at least?

>got temporal epilepsy out of nowhere last year
>memory is shot
>burning through different types of medication, none of them are effective, GP has no idea what will work
>can get crippling seizures randomly at any time that leave me fucked for around 12 hours
>never go out in public because I'm basically a ticking time bomb
>constantly get real non-meme deja vu that's slowly driving me insane
at least I was an introvert in the first place

Why do you not just write while wage slaving and see what happens?

I'm 27 and in Uni 1st year atm and everyone here is so careless and "JUST FOR DA DEGREE LULZ" that its eating all my motivation to continue

Get a job as a Security guard, they always call you for work.

Got a bachelors degree in engineering. Been a neet for a year. Schizophrenia makes me terrible in interviews and the like.

I work in logistics. I might become unemployed at some point though because I have schizophrenia and the welfare I would get would be about the same as my salary from the job. I'm trying to go after my dreams at the same time I am working at the moment, so I'm studying hard.

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decent. I've always dreamed of moving to the states. The freedom of speech, the second ammendment and just the overall climate. It's boring in bong though I'll miss the people I made friends with.

>have cushy and fun office job
>make more money than I can spend
What the fuck do people even spend money on? Even after all living expenses + going out a few times a month + tech + vidya + vacations I'm saving up half my paycheck
I'm starting to understand why people donate to streamer whores, there's literally nothing else to do with money

I just hope that smth kills me before i become homeless

I was there. Just get your experience and know you aren't stuck. Make connections do your best and start looking for something better in two years. That doesn't mean quit, that means look. You may not do better immediately, just avoid having an unemployment gap. The gap doesn't make it impossible, just harder.

I told my mom, and she told me that when my grandma died, she didn't stop taking care of us and how there are kids with no parents and I had nothing to be depressed about.

pharmaceutical representive.
imagine a NEET trying to do a selling job

it pays well only if you are good and build a good set of clients

No, tell no one, especially not your family your family will snitch without failure "to get you the help you need"
And you'll end up in a ward having drugs that lobotomise you forced down your neck for weeks on end

If you ever convince them you do, they'll call the white van men on you to get rid of you

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Working the same dead end job I’ve been working for 5 years. Useless degree. Still live at home and my dad wants to retire soon. I’m a fucking failure and I’m probably gonna kill myself soon.

I dropped out of community college after a year and now just work a simple office job for minimum wage at $12.50 an hour. Rest of my time is spent lounging around my mothers house as I take care of her since she is sick and play video games like Runescape, 2hu and my Switch. I also do some computer repair on the side for some extra money.
Kinda feel like I'm stuck in life, but I'd feel bad leaving my mother alone. Wish life went differently for us.

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Graduated last may with my undergrads in Math from a good uni. Since then ive been applying for jobs like crazy but no luck, so a few more months until ive been NEET for a year. Im just gonna go back to school for a master's in data analytics if I cant find a job.

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I stopped leaving home and never even finished high school

Anyone know if you can get disability pay as a part time freeter leafcuck?

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Based schizophrenia bros

What is this college thing? Sounds horrible

I feel you user, I got epilepsy out of nowhere four years ago when I was 18. Mine is mostly nocturnal luckily so I am less crippled in life however I am more likely to die in my sleep randomly, but its still a low chance so I think it's worth it. I also have hereditary disposition to psychotic disorders and at the same time, some schizo thing they cant identify popped up and it and the epilepsy agitate each other, I had a psychotic break and had to move back in with my parents and have been a NEET since.
I finally found effective medication last year after tons of failure and misery, so itll get better user. I'm about to try to move away again and get my life started. It sucks how little people actually understand/care about epilepsy and just think its clonic tonic seizures once in a while, when it's so fucking weird, horrible, and varied.

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Have you ever been completely honest with someone since you were a child ? I don't think I have.

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No dude they never can understand and they'll rat you out first
Like right here, typical pea-brain boomer tier shit advice where anytime you're sad you should think of the starving niggers in Arfica and just buck up champ

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My mum also dealt with suicidal depression and is only alive because I exist, so she was understanding.

>What the fuck do people even spend money on
their girlfriends

I work in a electronics store, i was housebound for a few years after i graduated though, spent some of them in "Cocoon Mode" working out, honestly after having done that i don't mind working (within reason) since frankly it is almost more tiring having all that free time. I don't actually have to work, im qualified for NEETbux, so no, this isn't sour grapes.

I think this is a fairly common situation with older (Like 28+) anons, NEET life loses its appeal once you caught up on the backlog of Games/Anime/Manga you are interested in and that online game you were interested closes down or turns to shit, so you pick up new stuff or get depressed and kill yourself.

Sounds stupid. What do the women spend it on?

Lucky for me they have never taken action but my doctor did which kickstarted my demise and made me drop out of college. If you say the wrong things they send you to a glorified jail and get you hooked on drugs that quiet your mind.
I don't even know if I could quit my medicine. I did in the past and I felt like I was losing my mind for a straight month until I was driven back to it or risked losing my job.

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Yeah, its even worse when you have parents that came from third world countries and they pull the starving children meme (even though my family were part of the proffessional and upper class in Haiti)

I'm a 29 year old stuck in a warehouse. It's an easy job, and I can joke around with people, but I want to actually do something with my life.

user my family knows I constantly hear voices telling me to kill my self (and other people but I wouldn’t admit that) and I take antipsychotics. I’ve even taken a box cutter to my own throat once and I still wasn’t hospitalized.

>been applying for entry level programming jobs for a while now
>the only reply i get back all month is from some place that wants me to do a personality test to get the job
Please don't tell me this is common. I didn't even bother with it because it was like 200 questions long.

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I am not a NEET, I am in university. I just don't go to lectures until September. I have to go out every morning so they don't know about me not going to University.

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I'll do those with you for free user, don't get swindled.

She's going to fuck you unless you make pre-emptive measures to prevent her from getting rid of you, she may be your mother but she's still a woman

>If you say the wrong things they send you to a glorified jail and get you hooked on drugs that quiet your mind.
>I don't even know if I could quit my medicine
Look at this user, it could happen to you any day
Lower the dose yourself by cutting up the pills and taper off them slowly, make sure to keep a diary of when you need to geta new subscribtion and how many a day and when you're supposed to be taking them or they'll notice scripts are getting filled late

Well yeah that's American healthcare for ya, just hope they don't vote Bernie in

I am sorry that you went through all that and you're art still sucks lol :^)

>Working retail still at 27
user, you might want to consider a job change in the near future. Amazon is going to slay your industry soon.

>Be Senior year Unifag
>Browse Yea Forums between classes instead of looking for summer internships
>mfw this is the first thread that pops up
Alright God, you win.

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>entry level programming jobs
LOL just be a dustman

younger me would say that on clothes, but that isn't true. female apparel is lot cheaper than male unless you go for some insane "designer" clothes. But at that point so does male clothing, so point is moot.
Gotta guess that all that cutesy shit they buy, fluffy pens, fancy hairbrushes. And cosmetics, those cost as much as alcohol addiciton.
other than that, fuck if i know. possibly going out, chicks i've known ALWAYS had to go and meet their friend at some cofee place or some stupid shit, as if hanging out at home or park was for dregs.

24. Through a cousin got acquainted with local hexane production clique. 45k a year. Literally no competition, so they up the salary by 8-10% every two years. Basically out 8 hours you work only 3-4 because you're just waiting for congelation. No one gives a fuck if you on time or leave early, just do your job and don't fuck up. Took me just a month to grasp the whole thing. Yet they still handhold me for next year basically making everything too easy.
I don't know if I lucked out or this is how it supposed to be like this but it doesn't even feel like a job, you just sit in front of a barrel for 80% of a work time.

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I have a high end and important job. I can't say what it is though.

I unironically translate vidya for a living, full time wage cage. The company is shit but it's okay work.

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I am aware on how to cut off meds and that's what I did, but unfortunately I am bipolar (1) it is a living hell if I'm not dosed the fuck up. Sometimes you just get dealt shit genes

>high end and important job
i.e. sucking dick for money

Dropped out of college after a year because it was basically just high school I was paying to go to and fuck that noise, spent 10 years working security, moved out of state from my moms house to live with my dad, then moved out of his house out of state to live with my friend and work, we had a falling out so then I found my own place, lived there until I got laid off at a different job and was fucking broke after a year, and now I pick up trash at a fucking shit hole shopping center for about 2,480 a month after taxes. Unfortunately this isn't enough to get my own place, as I've got close to a thousand dollars in bills, and rent would take the other half of my paycheck. Sure, this is a lot of money, but these fucking bills are killing me. So I basically live like a king... with my mother... who I can just about barely fucking stand anymore, fucking bullshit. As for friends all I have are people who RP on WoW and like one or two people I met on foxhole, and I refuse to try to find a group chat full of "Yea Forums users" because we all fucking know they're either going to be redditors or just the WORST kind of fucking autistic spergs so I'm fucked for any kind of meaningful companionship. Not to mention the fact that a group of people I ACTUALLY fucking connected with turned around and falsely accused me of being a creepy stalker to the person in the group that I FUCKING STARTED, thus burning a lot of my bridges for me and alienating me from a lot of friends THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW just because fucking reasons. It's really fucking amazing how alone you can feel with so many people to talk to (or in my case only a handful now)
Another user pointed it out, but this has taught me a very valuable lesson about trusting normalfags and hiding my powerlevel.

tl;dr life is okay but I hate my family, I'm broke and lonely and all I wanna do is get out of the house forever or kill myelf

Stop censoring Persona you tranny fuck

u jelly?

Same but a year older. Never got an internship and now cant find a job since I have no experience, and all internships I find now have some stupid "still needs to be in school" rule.

starbucks 2-3 times a day
$50+ dollar iphone chargers every few days because they break them
clothes
overpriced girly alcohol

Free advice for internship. Have a part time job on the side so you don't fucking starve.

Do you think if Bernie's elected, maybe he would stop this forced loony bin shit, that would be a progressive way of doing things.

It's been a decade, user. She's nearing retirement and I have a job. Not everyone is as cruel as you think they are.

>but that isn't true. female apparel is lot cheaper than male
That can't be right as they buy way more stuff, there is more variety of female clothes and get brain-washed into thinking they need huge wardrobes and shit, plus make-up which i personally count as apparel

But yeah 100% true about pissing away money on fancy coffee bullshit

firm handshake

Probably to achieve something hard entirely by your own efforts. I bullshited my way into middle management after a year of neeting, I now have people young and old under me paying me respects, but while it made me appear less autistic, I'm still insecure as fuck inside. Because I know it was easy and anyone moderately intelligent and responsible can do it given the chance. There's even a girl I want to hit on that looks like she's interested but I'm just too insecure to commit.
Gona start working out. Been overweight to obese since middle school. Hopefully being fit after almost two decades of fat will light something up in me.

I really should of done this shit sooner, I did some stuff earlier on for winter break but I didn’t follow up so even though I have the 2 recommendations I haven’t submitted anything to anyone. Now the work from the semester is flowing in and I have less time to work on the internship stuff. Why do I always do this to myself?

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No, he will just make sure people who "fall through the cracks" are locked up and medicated into a numb and dumb state of non-risk, therapy and doctors aren't there to help you because actually helping people would require looking at the root cause, that society is miserable and breaking people and we can't have that, think of the economy, muh GDP

>Not everyone is as cruel as you think they are.
Yes they are

Bro don't take this as me taking a free shot to be an asshole but you're sitting on a goldmine of "never having to worry about money ever again" so don't worry so much about "what do I spend my money on?" and start thinking more like "shit I don't ever have to worry about money" man. If you really need ideas, spend it on a new hobby. Fishing, metalworking, robotics... find a nice expensive one and go nuts. Don't worry about NEEDING to spend that money, just realize it's nice to have a whole lot. Save up for a nice place to live or something.

reminder streamer girls are making bucks nonstop by just existing in front of a camera while playing video games

>it's easy just use your dad's connections
I sincerely hope this is ironic.

I've been enlisted for three years and have two more before I can pick a super cozy job instead of just being delegated to one

F (lol) he's elected I doubt anything will change because Senate and whatever the fuck happens in the government wouldn't want to lose all the money hospitals make jailing us loonies and giving us mile long bills. It's a business.

I’m looking for paid internships so that will alleviate the issue. I’m still going to commute from home most likely so I’m not worried financially, I just need the experience and a better sense of what the fuck I’m going to do after graduation.

How bad is working for airport TSA? They're the first place to contact me at all after months of applying. I imagine they're desperate for people since it seems like a job that would be awful.

Joker in the gamer chair!

What will he play??

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WHATS AN ENTRY LEVEL JOB THAT DOESNT REQUIRE EXPERIENCE BUT ALSO ISNT DEAD END

This with a side of this. You can be fed and hammered for $30 but adding a girlfriend triples that

Yeah, I'm a neet. I live with my mom and daytrade since I don't want a real job.

What company do you work for or what do you do exactly in said company?

I am a twink, should I dress like a girl and stream?

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The world is kinder than you think it is.

Do you live in the US?

Story time.

>go to local community college to start on my associates
>family says I should try and get a bachelor's
>decide to do that and apply to a uni
>get in
>oh shit I don't know what I want to do lmao
>pick CS because I have an interest in programming
>a few months later I find that it's not what I want to do
>drop out of said uni
>go back to taking a couple of classes at CC
>drop out of that and become a full time NEET for 3 years
>in the meantime I try IT stuff and investing, but end up dropping it at some point
>got a wage job a few months ago despite employment gap and have no desire to do anything

I was given the keys to my life the moment I graduated in 2014 and I'm still just standing there with the keys in my hand not knowing what to do.

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>lost contact with my childhood friends early on as most of them move away
>tried to make friends in elementary but everyone was a backstabbing cunt towards eachother and riling eachother up
>shit gave me trust issues and made me hate kids
>couldnt make friends irl but made solid friendships on the internet that stuck to this day
>father acting weird, didn't think anything of it at the time as i was a dumb kid
>feel like shit one day to the point where i can barely move out of nowhere
>diagnosed with crohns
>have to be homeschooled because i was a skeleton and had to be treated for months in the hospital and then at home
>lose contact with classmates because of that
>father turns out to be schizophrenic
>have to live with him as he "doesnt pose harm" according to my country's law
>oh boy im in for some shit
>spend most of my time playing vidya with my internet friends
>ever so often my condition reminds me that its a huge cunt while i still live with my schizo father
>right after graduating from uni it almost kills me
>experience the most excruciating pain i in my life
>currently have to live with a stoma after an operation and not sure what to do with myself now
I would have killed myselIf if not for the support from my mother and friendsf but it's not unlikely that I will some day.

Oh don't worry about it, I definitely know how good I have it
>all bills paid on automatic transactions
>look at my account maybe once a month

How to get good NEETquids in the UK?

Also how to get autism diagnostics because I'm more than positive I'm a little positive

If I have to think about that anymore then I already do I’m going to start charging them rent

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>paid internship
More power to ya man. I have no idea how common those are but good luck all the same.

work as a designer, fucking my cousin, fucking my wife, my son is almost 2, constantly try to make girls online fall in love with me. i dont know why i am the way i am. Still play vidya every night

No, I'm getting a proper education in software engineering and looking for a job as an Android Developer.

Break the cycle, user. Go pursue something better than what you have now.

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I'm not diagnosed with anything but:
I don't know how to tie my shoes (nobody but me knows this, I just tuck the laces inside the shoe)
I don't know how to operate a stove, only know how to cook food with the microwave
I don't know how to do laundry
When I have to deal with strangers, my mouth and throat go dry, I start feeling lightheaded, I feel the hair on the back of my neck stand up, and find it hard to breathe
The only job I've ever had was at a call center, I lasted 4 weeks, because of the above reason. We all had a trainer doing the calls with us, and mine did the vast majority of them himself.

On the other hand:
I finished a 2 year community college course in Web Programming (and have done nothing with it since, the 1 interview I've gotten with it wanted me to have more experience outside of school)
I have my license and my own car (I did a summer job mowing grass when I was in high school which wasn't too bad)

Anyway, I've been a NEET for 2 years now and my dad is getting me to go to a job fair this month. I'll probably sperg and walk away with nothing. At this point, should I just go for a diagnosis of something. I'm obviously retarded.

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doesn't exist

I'm no Berniebro, but with what I have seen with the debates, he seems to careless about GDP compared to other politicians.

>Go pursue something better
>frontend developer

>How to get good NEETquids in the UK?

Be a Muslim or a single mother and drain the welfare state.

I was on Universal Credit for a while and I was getting £317 a month....

Goddamn you people are fucking failures no wonder you are all so bitter and angry all the time.

currently doing 2nd year in law school, have an unpaid internship with the local public defender

interesting work, clients range from sympathetic and retarded to put this guy in jail already and throw away the key retarded

wish i had more time for video games but i like my work, except when it comes home with me

The reason these faggots put up entry level job with experience and degrees is so they can outsource them. I either read about it on here or listened to it online that this guy BASICALLY just needed an ass in a chair answering phones, but the ad said 2+ years experience 4 year degree so the higher ups could say "well we can't fill it BETTER OUTSOURCE IT!" Outsourcing is fucking killing this country. It's not your fault, it's corporate greed. Outsourcing should be illegal but the faggots keep lobbying for corporate deregulation and our government is more than happy to allow them that. Shit's fucked

I work in a factory. Its aight, I guess.

stupid frogposter you can google how to do these things and know.

Been a NEET for 8 years. I play games, jack off, watch flicks and listen to music all day. Fuck waging.

Hotel Night Porter here, family run hotel too (though not my own)
Perks are the owners allow me to use the work PC for anything besides downloading and playing vidya, so I get paid for chilling out at night with the exception of kicking out some drunk people once in a while.
Really greatful for my job, hope you neet-bros find something you love soon.

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>I don't know how to tie my shoes
that's your parents' fault but you can probably learn it easily from youtube videos, will take like 10 minutes you shit
>I don't know how to operate a stove
turn the knob
>I don't know how to do laundry
this is a meme for boomers
my mom spent ages trying to teach me how to separate different colors and fabrics and shit but these days detergents don't bleed out the colors anymore
literally just throw all your laundry from the week into the machine, put in one cap of detergent and set the machine to the lowest setting

Fronted is not the same as Mobile though.

>he waits instead of calling them back
Lol good luck

I'm more concerned that you'll go into this cycle of "buy thing feel good need thing buy thing feel good." It's a cycle that happens to the rich to fill the empty void in their life so they just buy shit they don't need. I'm serious, look into a new hobby you've never done before. Keep your mind stimulated. Photography, wood working, whatever.

how do you get money to survive? does no one bother you?

fellow night porter! Nice bro. My perks are I can basically sit on my ass and play vidya as long as the place looks clean. I just have to deal with the general public and homeless. Fucking hate it.

Thanks for your concern, but if anything, I tend to just stay in the status quo for no reason
I don't buy useless things

>The world is kinder than you think it is.
Idiot, how many people do you see walk past the homeless every day, if you were stabbed and mugged how long do you think it would be before someone decided to take pity?
People would walk straight past as it's not their problem

Bernie cucks easily

disability. no one bothers me because I dont interact with niggas that bother me

Something happend to me like 3-4 years ago. I feel tired without even doing anything. My medical tests are are alright, good even. I workout somewhat and in general fit. I was eating bad in the past, but not now. Even if i sleep 8-10h, i feel sleepy and tired in the middle of a day. No idea whats happenig.

part-time college student,no job, spend the rest of my free time playing vidya.

>dropped out of college three years in
>joined the Air Force but got separated in BMT for being a fat fuck
>then flunked out of a IBEW union apprenticeship
>have been NEET for five years since then
Does the sensation of being a huge fucking failure ever get any easier to deal with?

Attorney here. My job is a ton of fun. I’m still young and dumb, but its ok because I married a rich girl.

>pretty much know I'm going to fail this year and have to repeat
>my poverty grant doesn't cover repeats
>just hoping corona-chan gets my college shut down by the end of the year and throws a wrench in the system
I've gotten luckier

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Autist. College dropout.
Currently I babysit. It's hell, and I went the better part of a year without getting paid. At least I have no real expenses.

Dropped out of college 10 years ago. Have never been able to focus on anything and was severely depressed and anxious for the past 18 years, along with various gastrointestinal and skin problems. I took so many different meds that didn't do anything for me, at least 40. A few months ago I found out that it's most likely food related. Right now I'm sticking to homemade soups with meat and vegetables, and have never had more energy in my life, my skin and intestinal pains are going away, and my mood and anxiety is getting better too.
I found a doctor that seems to be on the same page, and I'm filling out his new patient form right now. Hoping for the best.

Have you checked your Iron and Vitamin D levels?

you dont live with your family? whats the disability

Fist bump to that my man.
We're a pretty pricey place, so the type of customers we get are more business types but occassionaly you get a drunk ass come by trying to get laid, standard weekend stuff hahaha

It's kinda funny. I see a pattern.
Most Neets are people who never seemed to make a good firm choice in what they want to do in their lives after highschool.
My dad told me I have to decide what I want to do in my life in one single week. I told him I want to translate.
So I went to uni, got a bachelor in philology.
Barely translated anything for money. Used all my language skills to get rank up in accounting while having no knowledge of it and managed to make average wage in about a year after uni.
It's not the best choice I made, I would love to be a scientist in the area physics or engineering but there was never a chance for me there. So might go back for my masters in humanities.

>projecting this hard
Don’t you have some bronies to sperg at or something?

i live with my mom. schizophrenia. i do stuff in between sessions of delusion, twacking out and wanting to die

You might have sleep apnea man. I'm goin through the same thing right now. My problem is I'm a fat motherfucker so I gotta lose this weight

>just an average guy
>not too good at school but I liked studying
>my last year of high school was a mess
>my parents would pressure me in studying
>me being someone who can't control stress just played games and fapped all day
>rinse and repeat for the whole year
>I somehow got out of that school with 76/100 on my last year exams
>my mother finds a job for me for the summer
>I gotta say working from 12 to 15 hours a day during August in an amusement park for 700€ is not fun
>the pressure from my parents to keep this job was way too high
>I worked with those guys until December 2018 where I finally had enough to work 13h a day for 10€ PER day
>fast foward until now
>I kept playing games and fapping all day
>I had a few job interviews but nothing
>my parents just kept pressuring me to find a job
>they even tried to find one for me but they still do not understand that with my CS degree I am not a technician
>I am currently studying for an exam in April for the Police
>my mom doesn't even want to talk to me anymore for some reasons
>my father said that if I do not find a job until summer I do not exist for him anymore

I am literally considering just leaving my house and live on the streets if I fail that exam. It may not be that bad

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Self employed. At least it's more than benefits, but still less than a good job. The pro side is that I don't have a boss and get to do whatever I want. The negative is that if rent ever goes up, I go basically homeless.

That's normal, you're not sick that's just getting older, you're going to feel more tired every year too

>hell yeah I'm a NEET, fuck waging
>wanting to die
lmao every fucking time

its not the neet that makes me want to die. its the illness. i felt the same way when i had job (that testified on my behalf during the disability hearing process)

inb4 that asshole posting jpgs about live action alligators, purple dinosaur schedules and not letting kid tv go. Makes me wanna play Postal.

Graduate with my msc degree in 3 months
Please help me I will never finish my thesis in time

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what do you do?

Not all. I was set on being a chemical engineer, but my mental illness fully cane into effect when I went to college so killed that dream and I had to settle for another degree I wasn’t interested in. Few years later I graduated with no internships and even worse mental illness and have been a neet since.

I genuinely believe that /r9k/fags and hikiNEETs have it the absolute worst; I don't even know why starving children are even brought up.

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If you can pull of looking 95% like a cute girl and have a nice dick, it's good money.

Interned with local government, had to write a proposal. I make a bill to help NEETs. Explain what they are to boss. He says cool, add felons. Goes to committee, they say what about the vets and why should we help felons. Bill dies.

I bet I'm one of the few people on earth who has actually tried to help NEETs.

Civil engineer doing project controls AKA, I'm essentially a metric monkey so that people can report things
I had 6 months of NEETdom and I absolutely hated it, living in a windowless basement with no dosh. I blame that for the reason why I dont feel as excited to get back and play games like I did during Uni. I pretty much get back from work, watch my anime, and have to think about what game I can progress further in--not, which game i want to play

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I know that feeling all too well. Good luck with the exam.

Programming/investing, finding market niches

Hey all neets have you taken the sweat pledge?

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is it possibly to escape 5 years of neetdom

So many anons with mental illness ITT. Does it ever get better? Do meds help?

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I work at home because of several conditions I have making it unrealistic for me to get into work at normal times. As long as I deliver it's all good.

But yeah normal work is a no go for me.

You literally just said you got a job because you had a connection. Finding work is getting harder. Try looking up a bunch of jobs and look at how unreasonable the requirements have become. They are typically asking for years of experience and many qualifications for even the most basic, entry level jobs. Since the economy is collapsing employers are getting more and more competitive.

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Thank you user, much appreciated

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>half irish
>raised by single mother
>kicked out of school at the age of 11
>raised in the poorest area of town
>hung out with poor kids (poor people are scum)
i never had a chance

>associate neets with felons
>murder a bill that will never ever come back

Some help. Grow some balls next time

I was a NEET for about three or so years before I got a decent nightshift job driving a truck. The hours can make it hard to find time for shit but holy fuck the only thing worse than limited free time is unlimited free time. Nothing feels worth doing when all you have to do is kill time. The NEET life just isn't for me.

kek what's azazel doing there

If your dad was a successful man, then he has to have connections.

I will look into that. I think i had them in the past. Thanks.
but i am only 25
I though about sleep apnea too. Probably should check for it. You will lose weight man, belive in you.

Not for me man. It’s steadily getting worse and I can’t raise the meds any further without becoming a complete zombie.

Boomers are retards
>But African kids have it worse than you!
They have it worse than the homeless too, is the homeless vet living on the streets due to PSD a selfish asshole who just needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps too?

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Life is a popularity contest.
If you don't have charisma and contacts, you won't find a job.

two years in IT with as many pay raises (one big, one small). great job, no complaints. i don't feel like i do a lot but managemnet gives me positive feedback all the time

before that i was with a shitty company that did things for the DOE for cheap. management ran like a fucking mafia front, i swear. shitters got sued and i hope they lose the case

fuck off bootlicker

I'm a 2 year NEET and I still find enjoyment in playing through long JRPGs and watching 50+ episode anime. Did I just not hit the "wall" yet?

lie

He is working at a movie theater due to not being able to get any other jobs due to his psychotic symptoms. The pay is mediocre.

i fucking hate how every company now are basically a bunch of greedy fucks like EA

im working towards my degree in biochemistry and a minor in economics, they're not related lol i just felt like doing it

whats your job?

i have 3 weeks left before i have to stop being a neet
i'm not ready

I don't understand how anyone can choose not to be a NEET, it's so fucking comfy
>play vidya and fap all day
>two classes a week
>tend bar every other weekend

Work shitty dead end it job. Want to kms

fuck you

>two classes a week
>tend bar every other weekend
then you're not a neet, shit for brains.

>NEETs compared the same as literal criminal thieves, arsonists, fraudsters and rapists
And then they wonder they their stupid programs don't work and NEETs don't show up

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I learned a trade in an industry with a shortage of workers, and got hired the instant I got my cert.

Basically, go where the action is lacking. Ghost industry is always happy for new blood.

god knows id do anything to work from home i hate people so much jesus christ

Fuck you nigger, show me where I licked any boots

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well then its not really NEET, though to be fair im in a similar situation that isnt much better, I have 3 classes in college, but Thurs-Fri im basically free to do whatever and my parents pay for everything, without them id be fucked, im 21.

I can't say for sure, you could just be content with that kind of life, but I was also fairly pleased with it for a year and some change before the "jesus fucking christ I need to *do* something before I lose my goddamn mind" started to set in.

>muh vets

Working part time at Home Depot, graduated with a B.A. in communications. Trying desperately to get work anywhere else.

Home Depot is good at pissing people off, including its employees. Half-skeleton crews, stupid requirements, a shitty credit card and millions of dollars spent turning functional check outs into something that tries to be both a regular check out and a self-check, and fails at both.

>muh therapy animal

I can't do interviews and I don't have any connections that will guarantee me a job so I'm kinda fucked. I could probably shotgun hundreds of applications to fast food joints and eventually get something, but why would I give up all of my time to work the lowest tier minimum wage job there is and still not be able to afford rent? I'd be beyond miserable.

I have an okay PC I built 6 years ago that's still holding up, got a launch model switch with CFW, I pirate all of my entertainment, life could be a lot worse. I know it will be in the future.

sounds like a gamestop

am i right fellas

It was an example of society using and abandoning people, I don't actually care about people dumb enough to die for Israel, it was to point about boomers being hypocrites because they do worship the troops

I start training for my first ever job in less than a week. I'm glad someone bothered to hire me finally but my inherent fear of fucking up is filling me with dread

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>tfw always check "NO, I DON’T HAVE A DISABILITY" for every job application when I know it's a lie
At what age did you realize that you weren't normal?

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Feel your pain I worked at Lowe’s for a bit, got fired for missing work due to migraines. We were criminally understaffed and customers were constantly left waiting and pissed off.

>vape
>doesn't do drugs
???

I've been dealing with mental problems all my life and was put on disability in my early 20's.

it's cool m8 I was just shitposting anyway

It's a more niche boutique store that's actually doing pretty well, I'm not worried about job security, I'm worried about my fucking mind and future.

>Yes, having the proper beard...

Most people can't grow a beard. RETARD

What job? I thought jobs that trained you didn't exist anymore.

No I'm working right now and browsing Yea Forums on my phone while chilling in my chair.

Probably when I was in high school, but even when I dropped out of college I still had hope I could have just a normal existence. I guess it wasn't till like 5 years ago that I realized that "well I guess I've got no chance."

do these people have no self awareness?

How in the fuck is this video game related

just go back to school and get a degree

I'm a student so no.

stop browsing Yea Forums mom

Full time on site IT guy at a smallish medium office. Pays like shit but the management is lax , I sneak off into the IT closet a lot to just shitpost and read books. Much less time to play games when I get home is the shitty part.

it's not, it's just a bunch of lowlifes circlejerking and complaining about situations that they put their own selves in

The problem is which and will I actually like it.

Anyone apply for the US census?

Loser mentality? Loser life...

Nope. Even when I speak "from the heart" I always exaggerate and/or not give real reasons why I feel a certain way

1 year in college and I'm probably going to drop out and become a NEET

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Stocking shelves at a grocery store. Pretty basic shit from what I gathered but still feeling a mix of emotions. In all honesty I'm probably just overthinking it

just wait for coronavirus to kill you?

>my inherent fear of fucking up is filling me with dread
Don't worry too much about that. For most jobs, but especially entry level jobs, just showing up on time is like 90% of it. The other 10% is a mix of not being an asshole and being a baseline level of competent.

Don't you have a relative or family friend who can give you a year or two of "experience" for your resume?

I had a full time job for 4 years and then quit because I was too stressed out. It was a terrible place. I got a part time job but it sucks and I can't afford monthly expenses anymore so my savings are slowly draining.

go to a degree mill

Being honest to people would require more words than I can afford.
It's easier to be flippant, or not speak at all.

>go to college
>drop out in first semester
>get a job at ups
>work at ups for 7 years
>become a div manager
>make 100k a year
Heh and they said I NEEDED college.
Fuck you Mom

I would if my parents understood that the more they pressure me the more I do not want to do anything

That's a Nice recovery right there, keep going!

This. Better to just get office experience than waiting around for that perfect job or slaving away at some retail job. Not saying my job is fancy but it has a lot of transferrable skills for other career opportunities. After two years I could probably find another job in sales, implementation, tech support or recruiting pretty easily. If I worked retail thered be no real movement beyond assistance manager and all that shit. Fuck retail and fuck being a neet. Life is suffering once get older and realize you're broke and have no real work experience beyond doing the job a 16 year old could do.

Got a good full time job, married and live in apartment with her.

I'm mostly only here to see Vidya news and to laugh at idiotic arguing.

That costs money. I have a 24k/yr FT job, rent is 1k. You think I can go to school of a measly 400/wk?

Nope. I’m a different user.

it's painful user but you'll manage
t. been hiding my powerlevel after I beat the shit out of the principle's kid.

I don't have a mental disability
I hate the idea of having to slave away until the day you die.
I'd rather die than work

yes

no, not at all. i have a wife, a 10 month old daughter, own my own home and work a successful job as a photographer and editor for a mountain bike company.

Climbing the ladder from the inside is honestly way better than hunting qualifications, and applying for upper positions from the outside.

same
I never asked for this

you sound like you feel like you're above us. you're not, its just a different source of mysery

Then die already.
The very food you eat is grown by someone who had to work to grow.
You are less than worthless.
You literally have negative worth.

user I feel sorry for you. I didn't learn to tie shoes till 13 so age isn't a issue. If i knew you in person I'd help you out.

Foolish : if your game fails, what will you become? What's your plan B?!

>daughter

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Medical animator. Pays rent.
Still seething brexit killed my automotive job, I was so close to getting enough for a house in London.

Will you be paying my tuition?

Now I am. I'm still waiting for a new job.

have you fucked your daughter?

>28 year old
>5'11 manlet
>165 pounds
>Engineer
>Had a shitty bad paid job in a uni
>Resigned because it was not worth it
>Still got a recommendation letter after working 1 year
>Currently neeting and playing my vidya backlog (pic related)
>Go to gym every day but no gf

Rate me, I'm such a loser

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I knew I wasn't normal since I was a kid. I just didn't care about it and let it flow.

I'm a NEET but I live with my best friends who I love very much and they let me live here for free and they're very generous to me. I'm essentially the household trap housewife, I do all the cooking and cleaning and make sure everything is together for them and see them both off every morning to work and greet them when they're home.

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Oh yeah dude I'll just kill myself because you told me to. Retard.

am a NEET who has had psychic powers thrust upon him since 2017, been fighting evil 'gods' and angels and waiting for my waifu to somehow get to me even though our enemies are trying to block all communication
all I have to go on in my life is her warmth

Depending what part of the country you are in companies are hiring in trades. I personally have an always open hiring policy and will give anyone a chance as a carpenter. Started solo- now employ 3 full time, 1 part time worker and make 70k a year- and 40k per worker average.

what's bedtime like

Do you suck them off as rent?

Post pics

I suck them off so they can rest easily.

I work at gamestop

pray for me bros its not looking good

based schizoposter

I give them both hugs and tell them goodnight and to sleep well.
No, nothing sexual.
No.

>work full time
>keep buying games and forever extending the backlog

>I don't know how to tie my shoes (nobody but me knows this, I just tuck the laces inside the shoe)
I did the same thing until I was 15-17

nope. i'll stick to the mother for now

>Going to grad school on a scholarship doing well and have good grades
>Genuinely passionate about my field, not too concerned with changing the world, just enjoy the work
>Don't care about fame or money just want to make enough to pay the bills, have a bed, and be able to play vidya in my off time
>Have crippling autism and am not social so networking is a struggle
I don't even have anxiety, I just play video games all day when I'm not studying and don't enjoy small talk.

imagine working hard all day and letting some faggot stay with you out of the kindness of your heart and he won't stop fucking hugging you

>I'm sorry... That Problem was All My Fault
I wish my boss would fucking admit he's a shitter who doesn't know what he's talking about instead of keep on making us look bad

>No, nothing sexual.
Why?
Legit question.

what's stopping you guys from learning code (or any sort of skill) online at home (Genuine question)

cuck

>I just play video games all day when I'm not studying and don't enjoy small talk
wow dude your autism is so crippling it can only be described as "regular introverted person"

Sorry I live in America where college isn't free

jesus christ how horrifying

How do I get scholarships?

no motivation

what other skills are there apart from programming, and no I want your feedback. I'm not paying some company commission by searching this. Also I can't seem to start which is my main problem.

Maybe you should find another Job then user, because I haven't made a mistake, it was probably you wasn't it?

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>do the work for me

yikes dude

Programming is boring as fuck

They like being hugged by me...
I don't want to do that kind of stuff with them, if I find a boyfriend it'd be a bit weird to have done that kind of thing with them.

So much this. How do you motivate yourself into artistic/useful endeavors on your own?

What's it like working 9-5 Yea Forums? I've never done it before

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pretty fun, I literally get paid for something I'd do as a hobby otherwise

Wish FedEx was like this, I was told to get some Business certificates and a degree if I wanted to continue the climb.

I am now awash in misery. I can only think that you are a horrible person who posts here for the sole purpose of hurting people. Good day.

Am since december 2019. Got two job interviews this week and I'm pretty sure I'm getting one of them. Its not that hard to find jobs, previous one I got held me for 5 years until I quit once they had nothing else to offer me - they paid my degree but didn't get me a worthwhile position afterwards. No contractual binding after finishing cause they couldn't do it for whatever reason.

i've been doing the research ages ago but i never seem to see one that fits nor could i conceptualise doing it. Yes I asks others to do work because that's how the world works peasant. You're my slave so you better give me results

this, it sucks. $10 an hour working in a car parts manufacturing factory. it is the only full time job ive been able to find in the past 4 years. it is insane how every job seems to max out at 30 hours a week (so employers can avoid giving out insurance and benefits lol). so im happy ive found full time work, that i will be eligible to recieve benefits in another month, but the wage is locked down just slightly over minimum wage... working min wage is basically the employer saying "we'd pay you less if it was legal". goddamn ohio is a shit

Sounds like they're already bf material, a bf is just a best friend you can get intimate with and can share your emotions with. Plus being loved by two people like that at once is insanely hot.

9/10 you sound alright

Awful, boring, life draining and with commute total waste of our precious time doing shit that you most likely wont care about and just becomes background noise after a while. Theres a reason retirement is so sought after and why it basically is socially aloud NEETdom

Being a dick is a requirement nowadays

Pros
>Money
>resume experience
>Money
>something to do with my life that isn't NEETing and being a useless piece of shit
>Money
Cons
>have to wake up early (I'm a night owl)
>when I get home I'm too wired to relax until it's bed time

jealous as fuck or underage

9-5 was horrible. Office work blows- I am very self driven and constantly want to ensure the "work is done". Most of the day is spent sitting around and taking bathroom breaks to jerk off- take a shit- or to browse the internet.

Obviously depends on the office workers- mine were 20 years older on average ( hired at 18, project management for cisco).

Avoid the churn and do something you like. Now that I am the president of a carpentry and home repair I never work past 3pm, and hired on about 5 guys full and part time. I work a solid 6 hours average and spend most of my time just taking calls for estimates. Its a nicer life.

Nice chair author

no

I'm getting mixed signals here. What are some 9-5's that won't make me suicidal

I graduated four years ago with a bachelor's in math and cs (pretty much a double major). I never found a job became schizo and now I do nothing pretty much every day. It's not too late to pick up the pieces and do something but I sure am taking my sweet time about it.

There are none. Welcome to adulthood, user.

none if you're an artfag

Literally nothing
It's miserable
People who don't mind it have connections and those connections won't fire them despite their lack of effort or incompetence
The game is rigged from the start

Secretary work is based and easy and you get to have people say Thank You to you all the time

Depends on what you like. If you like office work- most are scheduled for 9-5. If you like sales, some are self driven hours. If you like retail (no cares given for the outcome or business itself) almost none are 9-5. Trades are normally 7-3 or 4pm.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

I don't like them that way. I've tried cuddling them in the past and it lead to them both getting jealous and possessive so I just keep it to hugs and stuff now. I could never do a relationship with more than two people involved, that sounds stressful.
Why is that? They're nowhere near struggling or anything if that's what you're thinking, they both have incredibly well paying jobs.

nooo benny stop saying that

Why should I?

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God said it's wrong to harm your body or kill yourself.

takes a special kind to post something like this. you literally clicked reply and filled a capcha just to ask this? i can only imagine your face

Back damage from work injury. Monoplegic. Married. Stay at home play games all day. o7

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so if a paraplegic is paralyzed, you're monolyzed? doesn't sound that serious tbqhwy

Everyday i wish this would happen with me.
I keep telling myself it will happen even knowing it won't.
Work is shit, everyone treats me like shit, no friends. I feel empty.
I'm 20 but i don't want to live much longer, bros...

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>that sounds stressful
I'd kill to be in that kind of situation, you have it lucky.
Sounds kinda ungrateful honestly. You could easily make it work, I know I would.

I'm getting paid around $500 a month, I'm a bioinformatics researcher in an Eastern European country.

Parents
They're old
My dad has already experienced a death of a son (my half brother)
Me dying would probably get him to drink even more
And my mom would no doubt probably get a heart attack since I'm the youngest
It sucks bro
I didn't want to be this way
In highschool I had a girlfriend, plans for the future.. 4 years later and I've done absolutely nothing and I still don't want to. I just want to sleep forever

I work inventory at a retail store. It's OK and the pay is fine. Don't have to interact with customers that much.

If you believe enough it will happen, becoming a schizo is easy.
You're probably being cucked lets be real user

>32
>parents divorced when I was 13
>dad moved to a different country because he had too much debt
>bullied at school every day
>don't know how to cope
>stop going to school for days at a time
>got so bad that they were going to call the police on my mum because I just didn't want to go
>dropped out of school at 15
>develop terrible anxiety & depression issues
>develop avoidance behaviours to cope
>stay inside every day for years
>don't trust anyone in a position of help & authority because of my time in school where teachers couldn't do anything to help me
>don't know how to handle responsibility, work, relationships
>literally scared of life itself
>everyone I grew up with has moved on in life
>gf's, fiances, careers, houses, kids
>im still waking up past midday every day and not showering for over a week at a time
>no ambition, no hope for the future
>no savings
>no pension
>can't drive
>just going through the motions every day, distracting myself with games, music, tv & music from the hopelessness of life
>too scared live
>too scared to die

There's no benefit from me ever trying to contribute to society any more. I'm never going to be able to get a good enough job that will allow me to be independent. I'll never own a house or do any of the things that I want to do so fuck it. I just play video games, talk to my friends and jerk off to anime girls with huge fat tits till it all comes crashing down.

Im not i have a Harley technical certification and im 3 classes from my business management degree. After that im going to get a gun smithing degree over the next 10 or so months and work for law enforcement as an armorer.

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Right, which cripples my ability to get work as my social skills are in the gutter. You say
>regular introverted
when I could just as well say
>regular autist
both present challenges to integrating into society

>>don't trust anyone in a position of help & authority because of my time in school where teachers couldn't do anything to help me
How can you be retarded enough to know that it's just some fake trust issues but not ignore them

Mom and Dad are too old and I don't want to ruin the rest of their lives.
Brother is low functioning autist who will be absolutely devastated
Best friend wants to marry me
Other friend says im the only person on this world preventing him from offing himself

im tired of being poor

>get good grades
>study for prereq test and do well on it
I did absolutely no extracurricular work, nor did I interview for it. I just pay attention in my classes and get my work done.

Pic related is me posting htis

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and to be clear, when I say 'cripple' all I'm saying is that being socially inept hurts my ability to get jobs. I still apply for jobs, I do interviews, but being autistic definitely does not help with the process

Learning how to read and analyze contract specific language is harder than it looks. Learned it while doing other research when I was looking for a job.
Knowing how to communicate with different people is one of the most important skills I learned. It also helped me learn when people are trying to fuck me over.

>on paper reason
Muh family be sad
>real reason
Im a coward

But where do you find scholarships that are actually good? There's so much shit online but it all looks like shit.

>wanted to talk about myself
>thread is at bump limit

TL;DR I'm working on a Wander fancomic because fanfic is for pussies and a Lisa game that I can't talk about, community college is piss-easy

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>have no job
>apply to places
>get an interview lined up at least once a week

>get a job
>wait a year (or more) for "experience"
>apply for jobs while holding on to the job I already have
>no one ever responds back

I thought you guys said that getting a job was easier when you already have one. In my experience, it was always the opposite.

I'm a farmer and it's pure labour. I hate everything about it

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>scholarships that are actually good
>reeeeeeee all this free money isn't good enough for me

I wish I was fucking neet. I am jobless not but no receiving any unemployment checks yet. I am also almost out of money.

I made the terrible decision of being a programmer when I have no passion for it because it is what my parents told me to do and now I am kind of dead inside.

I out an insane amount of work and time into not being a losers but because of bad decisions and my parents I basically fucked my life.

I wish I could go back in time and do over some decisions.

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>get part time job for 7.25/hr
>stay at part time job
>get promoted slowly throughout my 6 years there
>now making 18/hr and go full time
>get a 2nd job because 30k/yr is poverty
>make 16/hr at new job part time
>make about 40k/yr
>debating about going full time at second job and having an 80 work week so i can get 55-60k/yr
>had to talk to HR at primary job about it
>get told I was "moonlighting"
>might lose a job

What the fuck is wrong with this country? One job isn't enough to make ends meet so you get a 2nd one, but the first job can now terminate you for working at a 2nd job? Fucking rigged.

been on unionbux for 3 months, back to work in 2 weeks

>family has connections
>It's all blue collar labor jobs

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AS college near me is offering scholarships to lgbtq+ and minorities
I'm a mexican and I will happily pretend to be a homosexual for free schooling

>gerph

Cringe

I had good grades but I never got any scholarships outside of the small one everyone at my uni got. It's not about it being "good" but obtainable.

Because they cant pay you as shit a wage so they go off shit about who you know and what school you went to. The muh experience is the real meme

mentally ill bros hang in there

Fucking based

The hilarious thing is that I did work at a gamestop.

Don't get me wrong, at first, Home Depot was a massive improvement to Gamestop in terms of pay, hours, benefits, etc.

Then things slowly went downhill to the point that we're expected to have one person watching over 4 self-checkouts that require intervention for anything- spray paint, measuring, no barcode, store credit, id lookup, etc.- and no central hub computer like before. We have to log into each checkout by scanning a barcode, then put a pin in, then fix whatever issue is wrong before logging out and putting it back in self-check.

Then they'll have someone on the other side running a full service register with a self-checkout beside them. Certain customers (read: illegal immigrants) can't understand that self-checkouts are card only.

Oh, and I mentioned the half-skeleton crews, right? Good luck getting anyone in any department to be able to help you, because chances are corporate only allowed enough hours for one person in each.

In art college, no job, only see freinds like once every 2 months, no gf, endless free time, I can regularly stay up 30 hours playing cs go. it's cozy. I'm basically full neet besides classes.
I leech now but I will need to get a job in Sept to get my own place so I can autisticy sing sonic music outloud.

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Your family doesn't have real connections then, when they give you shit remind them you're a loser because they are

I need porn to cope with my life.
Let me have this.

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The system is literally that way to keep the poor poor and the rich rich.
It's entirely rigged. I'm not one to shout "hurr capitalism bad" but in a society of monopolization and ego dick waving, there is no room for social outcasts and incentive to "climb up the ladder".

I don't see how not dating both of them at once is being ungrateful, that's just very much not for me.

>this is what NEETs subject their minds to; becoming mental simps just to make under minimum wage so they can shitpost on Yea Forums 16 hours a day
CORVID-19 really needs to become global at this point. The slate desperately needs to be wiped clean.

I've made the mistake of moving out of my parents house out of state with a stranger i've met on Yea Forums.
He's a degenerate furry homosexual and makes me feel uncomfortable at every turn. I only feel safe when I'm at work. He's been emotionally manipulating me into via guilt tripping and try to gaslight me into thinking we're dating but we're just friends and he's starting to piss me off.

Everything leading up to your life right now is your fault, you have the power to change your life, you deserve to suffer.

stop using words you dont understand. stop fucking using "simp"

NEETs will be the last to get infected since they don't leave their homes.

Damn. Hope you dont lose your job fren. If having the motivation to better your life ends up screwing you, i will shed some tears

I JUST WANT TO STOP FUCKING SUFFERING. I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE TO MY STUPID VIDEO GAMES. I JUST WANT TO NOT BE WORRIED AND SAD AND ANGRY AT EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF MY GOD FUCKING DAMN EXISTANCE. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TRAPPED IN HELL WHEN I DID NOTHING WRONG TO ANYBODY

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>20
>Parents divorced when I was 2 because my drunk dad hit me mercilessly on the stroller when I was crying
>Live off of alimony and my rich grandma's retirement money
>Mom develops schizophrenia, PTSD and bipolar from the years of abuse, starts abusing me and my sister.
>Get no parenting inside of home, everyone lets me watch TV and play games all day as long as I get good grades.
>Grandma handwaves the abuse and tells me to shush, clearly biased about protecting her daughter.
>Kids pick on me on all 3 schools I went to, grow up with little to no friends and not knowing how to interact with anyone
>Mom starts flirting with me in my teens due to looking like my dad, coincidentally leading to a friend of her's molesting me, grow up disgusted with the idea of sex.
>Somehow still graduate and go to college at 18
>Hated everyone there 2 years in, felt like school but 10 times worse, still just as aimless as before and quit on a whim.
>Trying to live off of hobbies (Streaming, digital art and writing) despite my mom's mental state and my grandma's health detereorating, sis is a full time neet since she graduated too.
I don't think I'll ever make it since the odds are against me and that's what scares me the most about finally trying something I like, I'm scared.

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That's why I said "mental simp" you fucking retard (which they are because they mentally lower themselves to get a handout from the goverment, like what the faker just did).. No wonder your dumbass is a NEET; you can't read.

Not if I have anything to say about that. I'll break into all of their homes and sneeze on their faces.

No I don't and people who are content had their fates handed to them on a silver platter

have you tried calming down and chilling out

I'm willing to bet both of them would want to fuck you given the chance.
I don't see how they'd be okay with bunking and providing for you otherwise if they didn't have a romantic or at least sexual affection for you.
I only say you're ungrateful because it sounds like you have perfect bf material in front of you but you don't feel the same way they most likely feel about you, especially since you said they got jealous over the cuddles.

just stop being sad

>I don't see how they'd be okay with bunking and providing for you otherwise if they didn't have a romantic or at least sexual affection for you.
Jesus christ you fucking faggot, have you ever heard of having friends?

ok retard

I'VE BEEN CALM FOR FUCKING 27 YEARS TAKING SHIT QUIETLY AS THE WORLD MOVED ABOVE ME AND PEOPLE FUCKED AND GOT MONEY AND LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I WAS HERE SUFFERING AND ALONE GOING THROUGH ALL FORMS OF INJUSTICE WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK CAN I BE CALM FUCK

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I feel ya

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DUDE JUST MAN UP BRUH, STOP BEING DEPRESSED AND JUST *DO* THINGS, IT'S EASY!

yes, literally that
depression is just made-up shit for lazy cunts

I don't have an education because I don't have money.
I dont have money because I don't have an education.
I'll never be heatlhy because I can't afford healthy
All I have is this hand-me down computer from my old high school and an playstation my best friend gave me out of pity

yes?

send me one before the thread archives.

>the homeless vet living on the streets due to PSD a selfish asshole who just needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps too?
You realize those homeless vets aren't even vets right?

They both do, yes. I don't feel the same way though

user, there's a difference between friends letting you bunk for a while and a fag permanently living with two people, with everything provided to him, who get jealous over the other cuddling him.
That sounds like there is 100% some gay motives there.

Hey anons
Post about the life you thought you would have after highschool
>Marry my highschool sweetheart
>Move to a different state with her as she did college and I worked
>Eventually get an education as well to work in Forensics
>Have pet cats and play vidya with wife on free time
It hurts bros.. why did it all go so wrong..

>highschool sweetheart
fuck off normalfag

Sounds like you're mooching for free then. Have you shared that you're not interested in them in that way? If not you're being disingenuous.
Like I said, I would adore being in that situation. I don't know how you could not feel romantic for them unless they're awful people, which it really sounds like they're not, quite the opposite.
Why do you have no interest in them anyway when both clearly love and care for you? Yes I am jelly.

that's what I thought.

I don't belong anywhere

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