Uh oh

The line between parody and honesty is so blurred that I don't even know anymore.

Tifa is a lolicon fantasy.

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someone gas this kike

Why the fuck do people pretend to care about what that retard has to say?

> Jason "Cuck" Schreier
Fuck off Jason, go watch your wife getting screwed like the whore she is

Truly a man worthy of respect!

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Every time is see that John Oliver looking faggot I ask myself “how does this man have still a career?” And then I remember that the industry is filled with bootlicking sycophants

>Scarlet is a lolicon fantasy
jschreier pls

It’s closer to 5 coming in fresh. I can see them extending it to around 10 without going full retard, but how the fuck can they stretch it to 30, let alone to a “full game length”?

Kinda like how I felt when they filmed LotR. Imagine watching a movie about 1/10th of a book

>(((blue tick))) and German-sounding surname

Hmmmm

hmm yes I must vet this man's opinions on pornography before I examine what he thinks of video games.

Yeah, that totally makes sense!! Might as well ask what your plumber thinks of Hegel!

>Friends of mine actually bought his book
I'll never understand.

>twitter screencap thread
Make this board better by reporting any moving on.

That's great.This is going to be fantastic.

k

Just reported your post :)

He said “what the fuck’s a Hegel?” Does that mean he’s ok, or do I need to follow him around so he doesn’t steal my dirty socks or something?

was the original game really that short? what a rip off, even the original

She's 20...

nigger

kek, solid bait

All games were that short back in the NES days, times change

Why do video game companies still invite him to events and let him play titles that are still a work in progress when he's known for leaking shit left and right and he generally can't be trusted?

based retarded zoomer tranny who's never heard of dragon's crown

I'm guessing you weren't around for the time Jason Schreier called the Sorceress from Dragon's Crown a loli.

Thought that was Dobson desu

You have to compare genre to genre asshole. Average completion time on Dragon Warrior 1 is just under 15 hours. 10 hours for just the main quest.
And for the first Final Fantasy game the average main quest time is 18 hours and average completion time is 36.
Go fuck yourself you dishonest pile of trash.

yeah this has nothing to do with what he said in the FF7R article

>I played three hours of the Final Fantasy VII remake
>I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was playing 1/10th of a video game
Well, assuming FFVIIR is around 30 hours, yes, you did

so they can bribe him like all other journalists

Those are NES rpgs were the vast majority of your time is spent grinding to get past roadblocks.

So FF7 cucks are basically going to pay 60 dollars 10 times for this cash grab?

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Dude, there's like plenty of other people that has played the same thing he played. It's the demo that we've got. Plus a few find the keycard to nerf Airbuster, and the Abzu boss fight. If that entire thing takes 3 hours then I'm fucking set.

are you actually retarded

>NO NOT THE HECKIN GAMEPLAYERINO
>IT SHOULD BE NOTHING BUT DIALOGUE I CAN'T HANDLE THE COMBAT IN NES JRPGS IT SHOULD BE COMPLETELY OPTIONAL

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Soijack posting has been so corrupted that I can't tell if you are being a parody or actually serious and offended.

emulated the original last year for the first time. took me like 45 hours to beat. got to lvl 67

dont worry the game will be plenty long with great ff15 style sidequests

>kotaku is the only one that doesnt dick ride remake
>but its kotaku

Whats Yea Forums gonna do? if you want to shit on remake, you have to agree with kotaku

It doesn't pain me to agree with kotaku if they're correct about something, user.

You seem to be mistaken. Yea Forums is not agreeing with Kotaku. Kotaku is agreeing with Yea Forums.

>I can't tell if you are being a parody
then you probably suffer from legitimate autism.
sucks to be you.

30 hour long game confirmed! journos never lie.

>dude those games are short the walkthrough I watched on youtube is only 10 hours long!

>30 hour long game
>divided into 20 chapters that each cost 60 USD
>plus you have to buy 300 dollars with of butterfinger chocolate bars to access all of the content.
WOW SQUARE ENIX DEFINITELY DELIVERED GUYS.

i'm sceptical about the remake but you couldn't pay me to listen to anything this beak nose faggot has to say

Gold medal mental gymnastics my guy

You didn't even read the message I was replying to. You completely missed the context. And completely got the opposite of what I was trying to say out of it.
Congratulations you are a fucking dunce.

>Wanting tom bombadil and the scourge of the shire, that contributes 0% to the plot
Movie works absolutely the same without them, and that pisses people off

>Doomers are that desperate they are running to Kotaku of all fucking places to get allies.
FUCKIN LOL

>jason schreier
are you retarded or something?

>say something fucking retarded
>guy is clearly a fucking retard
Yes?

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OH ok, you mentally healthy member of society who gets offended by obvious statements enough that needs to greentext in all caps his grievances and post a wojak.

I mean, that's like half of Midgar. So if we don't catch rats is the game only 6 hours long.

The game is actually 1 hour long but he beat it on all difficulties

((((((((Schreier))))))))

Why do none of you spastics read the fucking article

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That's literally not at all what he says in the article. He says they added so much but he's afraid it's going to take years (the 1/10th) for the rest of the game to actually come out.

Welcome to the ADHD zoomer generation, where headlines are more important than the article.

You know you're not supposed to post pirated content here, so why did you do it?

I'm afraid of playing this game because Tifa has such gigantic tits. I might get branded a lolicon if someone sees

>1/10th of a man plays 1/10th of a video game

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>I played 3 hours of FF7R
>it felt like I was playing 1/10th of a video game
No fucking shit, dude.

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You'd figure that 1/10th of a man would be excited for 1/10th of a game.

just play the game while schreier is in bed

So basically, i fucking love what i see but muh episodic

What a turbofag.

It sounded retarded when i read it first, but i think his meaning is that for thise 3 hours, he felt like he was only playing 1/10th of the time.
Im not going to read the article to find out.

I have no interest in what a filthy like has to say

what he means is that if you've played the original, you're going to be constantly reminded that the game ends once you leave midgar

Yes goy, keep giving Square 60-90 dollars every two years for what should've been one fucking game to begin with!

Because I don't give Kotaku traffic. But since you posted it, I read it. From his description, it sounds like a lot of vapid padding and I think he's being overly generous by only criticizing the episodic release. That's a dumb criticism, anyway. No one who played the original release is expecting this to be good, and the game isn't being made for their appeasement.

>Moogle Medal
Thoughts?

>Jason "cow tits are loli" Shreier
>Shittaku

Kill yourself

I'll only play the demo now and pirate the game when it comes to PC. Hopefully, the scene is revived by then.
I have no qualms about the length of the story, just that every FF I've ever played was mediocre at best. You really need to have shit taste to enjoy it. Presumably FF7 is the best one so we'll see.

I cannot wait to see all the 5.5-7 reviews for this game, you'd need to be a cuck to pay $60 for a 1/6th of a game and rate it any higher, people are just going to feel robbed with all the useless padding in the game

The levels of cope here are unsettling, why are you shilling a small part of a game being sold at full price with lots of padding nobody asked for and its not even true open world midgar like they promised?

I can't help but feel like I miss the drawn backgrounds.
I know they're not feasible in this game, but there was something about them that made FF7 FF7.

It's a Sony exclusive that literally plays itself. 90+ on MC guaranteed.

its not a sony exclusive though and its always the nintendo exclusives that get the ridiculously shilled scores from manchildren so I don't know what youre getting at

>Take ~4 hours of a game and turn it into a ~40 hour game
Eh?
That doesn't sound very appealing to be honest

3 hours is less than 1/10th of the first part, so he's correct.

I don't have a PS4 and I'm waiting for a PC release. There's nothing super new in the demo that can be considered spoilers, right? I've beat the original at least four times but I know they're adding shit.

The whole aesthetic of FF7 was pretty unique. It was a technical feat, using all of the PS1's VRAM, while still evoking the visual simplicity of the game's predecessors. The fully modeled realism of the remake just looks like everything else currently on the market.

>Schreier

I think the bigger issue is that he made bold sweeping claims that anyone who enjoyed a big tittied woman in dragons crown was a lolicon. And then when people called him a fucking retard he doubled down with "w-well I didn't know what lolis were, I just used the word without knowing!"
Also it's completely unacceptable to try calling for shit to be censored, and then when confronted on it try hiding behind the guise of "I didn't want it to be censored. I was just critiquing it by saying the artists are incredibly immature children and should be replaced"

>spoilers
Nah. It's the same beats, just better characterizations.
actual kind-of-spoiler, which may or may not be important; The reactor explosion is different though.

The point is that Jason Schreier is either a retard or a snake (or both) and should never, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, be listened to.

>90% of it is an american brainlet relaying the plot of FF7 back to the reader
Why read that?

tifa is in my fantasy

He did. He watched for three hours and felt like he only watched 1/10 of it.

Oh yeah, I'm already spoilered on that piece of shit.
>everyone on the Highwind late disc 2
>Tifa asks Barret and Cloud if they regret what they did in Midgar
All thrown away to make AVALANCHE dindus.

>3 episodes taking 5 years each
>game will be fully fnished in 2030
Lmao enjoy waiting snoys

>Plays a $60 and doesn't like that the game is long
Fucking Cuck. Some people actually want some value into the money they pay for games. Not this guy.

Broken clock.

The release timing is really unfortunate. Part 1 on PS4, Part 2 on PS5. They should have just delayed it to PS5 release since it's so close and release it on PS4 too. Waiting for PC version personally.

This God's Chosen is right. You are being SCAMMED!!!

this. the retard makes a good argument as to why the episodic nature is going to be shitty. damage sponge bosses, and useless padding that rivals gohan as a teenager in highschool.

>Jason "JRPG" Schreier

It's really more like 40%

An upgraded version of episode 1 will probably be a PS5 launch title. You can be sure that "PS4 exclusivity" does not exclude release on Sony's own new platform. PS4 owners will get the shaft on later releases, though. And at the rate this has taken, PS5 probably won't get all the parts either.

What if I love both

He right. Midgar lasts 3 hours in the original game (10%).

Imagine paying 600$ to fully experience the remake...

Buy FF7 Final Mix 2.9 ReCODED cocksuck edition for the PS6

It's a games journo, it usually takes them 3 hours to beat a tutorial

Mn, this fast food fiasco was so embarrassing. And I've read that so far the only thing the wall is stopping is wild life. Keep Mexican and American coyotes separate from each other.

Do we even know if they ever find out? Because if they don't, there's literally no difference. They intended to do it, and think they actually did. And the audience already knows they were willing to do it, so all it really does is make Shinra out to be more scheming.

I agree that it didn't need to change though. But you're kind of making a mountain out of a molehill anyway, because you're talking about a game where the group turns literally hundreds of dudes into fucking hamburger by hand anyway. Guilt and moral ambiguity were never a big focus in FF7 to begin with.

Either SE is insane enough to actually plan this (and it invariably gets canceled after a few installments) or everything after Midgar is going to be comically abridged and it'll still end up being 3 or 4 parts. I can literally see no alternative scenario.

/pol/roach you are retarded. Schreier has horrid taste but is never shy to call out bullshit so hard it gets him blacklisted from companies like bethesda.

The fact that they havent even announced how many parts the game is going to be is the issue.
They flat out said a few months ago they had no idea what the final count might look like nor even a date for part 2.
I cant get excited for this game no matter how good it looks because its fucking modern square.

I have no faith in them being able to consistently deliver a product on time.

Everyone whos not a desperate shitposter obviously knows its going to be like 3 parts, and you don't have to comically abridge anything, FF7 is fast paced as FUCK. Part 2 is going to be the big open world and 3 is going to be a more linear cinematic finale, I'm guessing. I don't really know why they stretched Midgar out so much, but I really don't think the rest of it is going to get the same treatment. That'd make it a tedious fucking slog through a 500 hour story and not even SE is THAT stupid.

It seems that Mr. Jason Schreier of Kotaku is pleased also with neither Tifa nor Aerith. The art of the direction which he likes was prepared.

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you are talking about the company that made 2 season passes for FFXV.
They are gonna milk this game in 10 parts and you are gonna buy it.

Well shit, if user from Yea Forums said it, it must be true, common sense be damned!

It was literally made with CyberConnect 2's team at one point, it's most definitely 1/4th of a game which will be added onto with the other Sequels or Volumes or whatever they're going to call them. I wouldn't even be shocked if they call the next one Disk II or some shit and really cash in on Nostalgic Dickriding.

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you are under the false assumption that SE works under common sense.

Last time I checked this game had DLC in chocolate bars.

>not even SE is THAT stupid.
Time will tell. It's a problem in and of itself that they aren't doing anything to set expectations for this multi-part release, and are in fact disguising the episodic nature by not mentioning it on the box.

>$600
Don't forget all the third party products you'll have to buy in order to get all the exclusive DLC.

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Who gives a shit about accessories that will undoubtedly be garbage anyway. This is like getting mad over dewritos xp, who honestly gives a shit. The free theme is more of an incentive than the dlc.

This is a totally fair point however.

>suddenly Jason Schreier's opinion matters

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I thought Cucktaku died, two times.

>I had fun but
OHNONONONONO FFBROS WE'RE IN TROUBLE

Why do you all worship Jason Schereier?

Watch it with the antisemitism, user.

FF7R is only Midgar, so it is literally a fraction of a game.

>remake Super Mario World
>But only the Yoshi's Island portion
>but its pretty and the game plays itself!

would you but it?

Sounds like they just took a 4 hour section of Midgar and padded it to 35 hours of filler.

Square did say the whole game would be split in 3 parts, so he wasnt lying about it feeling short. just not 1/10th more like 1/3rd

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>disconcerting
Don’t know what that word means, but I know it was a good point to stop reading
kys tripfag

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Midgar is far less than a third of the game though, also he didn't say they allowed him to play all of FFVII RE, just three hours of it.

>Couldn't help but feel like i was playing 1/10th of a game.
It's almost like...you are. In more ways than one.

why would you lie on the internet

schreier is a shit eating corporate cocksucker jewboy and hates the game because it has tits in it

little jew says GAME NOT SEEM GOOD
fuck random jew reviewer he can fucking kill himself who the FUCK CARES

that's all I feel, I can just play the original right now, wait for the actual COMPLETE remake and buy the super duper nigger collection later, I'm not a fan of episodic games, no matter how much you stretch it, even to 200 hours, because "TO BE CONTINUED" is fucking shit to see and feels incomplete, especially for a story to which you know already the ending of

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theres literally nothing wrong with eating shit so long as the girl is cute

STOP REPLYING TO SHUNTARO THREADS YOU AUTISTS HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS NAMEFAG WHO DOESNT LIKE DARK SOULS