Bad Game Is A Masterpiece (And Here's Why)

>Bad Game Is A Masterpiece (And Here's Why)
>So I Played Through Game With Restriction
>Can You Beat Game With Only Minor Hindrance?
>Good Game Really Sucks
>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]

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>The Genius of _____

What's your point?

Bonus Points:
>avatar that occasionally changes pose every 2-3 seconds

>open game video
>melancholic british voice starts talking

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cursed image

Cringed when my boy nerd slayer started this.

>In Defense of [shit game]

>video is so unbelievably pretentious its hard to tell if it is a joke
youtube.com/watch?v=GyUcwsjyd8Q

Is there a four hour analysis other than the one for oblivion? I really enjoyed that one.

>So I Played Through Game With Restriction
>Can You Beat Game With Only Minor Hindrance?
I like these, I agree with the rest though

>the thumbnail

>Watching youtube videos about games instead of playing them
You have only yourself to blame

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>The Hidden X of ________

>Please validate my opinions, I cannot think for myself

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youtube.com/watch?v=mukhzo9OIL8

there's a dude who made like an 8 hour anaylsis of omega ruby.

this is the problem desu, I don't know how can people waste so much time watching other people playing games instead of playing them themselves, it's pathetic

>Why everything you know about game is wrong
>The problematic X of game

Some things have changed around these parts.

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>Monsters and Horror BAD!
>Slow Burn CHILL stories about le friendly alien creatures GOOD!

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>CAN YOU BEAT GAME WITHOUT x???
>CAN YOU BEAT GAME ONLY USING x?
FUCK
OFFFFFFFFFF

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>states mildly unpopular opinion
>"and I know, I'm gonna get crucified for saying this"

>(Game) didn't die, it was murdered.

this is the singular soijak image I cannot find fault with
SCP autism has long since gotten out of hand

>”10 secrets you probably didn’t know about _____”
>Bonus points if thumbnail only has lady side-character looking lewd and/or stripping

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footage is his shitty avatar over blurred media footage and screenshots instead of just footage of him playing

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>And that's....why.....Sly....Cooper....2....Is.....A Harsh....Criticism....Of.....Capitalism..........

what the fuck is this post-post-irony shit

>"I have ADHD so any analysis video longer than 2 minutes is pretentious!!"
based

Pseud butthurt.

Based pokeautists.

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>topic EXPLAINED

You know for a group that claims to hate e-celeb shit Yea Forums sure does know a lot about what e-celebs get up to these days.
gets it

>buzzword buzzword
I accept your concession, clean my cock, slave.

You are a pseud and you are butthurt. Those aren't buzzwords that's just an objective statement.

>The Gaming ___
>The Classy ___
>Classy ___
>Gentleman ___
>The Gentleman ___

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>guy used to make good videos but now feels the need to have his ugly face/shitty voice in every video

>Avatar crosses his arms

Was it irony, or were they actually 12?

>it's another pale imitation of Matthewmatosis

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>The "Game" Critique
>2 hours long
>video is literally some autist describing a regular playthrough of the game
I wish I could kill these people

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Keep sucking.

>Can you beat (Pokemon game) using only a (Pokemon)?
I wonder, can you beat the games that are notoriously braindead and criticized for their difficulty because steamrolling them with a single mon is just that possible?

>I've been in your fucking "Recommended" for 8 months why don't you CLICK ON ME FIND OUT ABOUT ALUNDRA THE FORGOTTEN ZELDA CLONE FIND OUT NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

god I want Ruka to look at me like that

Remember that old meme about youtube comments being the worst shit out there? The comments used to be really bad at like 2007, then at some point got good and stayed like that for almost a decade and just now in the recent years it became the fucking reddit toilet down there, every single comment is a tired fucking meme.

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>faggot putting on a voice trying to sound smug and confident
If you aren't a chad, don't even bother trying to make videos.

based gay butthurt pseud

Instantly close the video when I see this shit. Just let your arguments stand on their own.

Incredibly based
Miss my speccy desu

>somebody:
>somebody else: EPIC MEME XD
>edit: thanks for 1k

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Sometimes it's also the case that they do that because they're too lazy to record good footage to play over their narration that reinforces their arguments.

So instead of using footage to drive home a certain home, they have their cartoon avatars change their physical pose to hammer the point instead.

>R

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Why? Why do they make that face? The fuck! How do you think that makes for a good picture. What the fuck is the point of it even? What emotion or implication are you trying to get across?! That your mouth opens wide enough to fit big (black) objects in?

>Nobody
>Literally Nobody
>Not A Single Soul
>Bruh?
>edit; 1K? Thanks Bros...

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>at some point got good
Maybe for a couple years but not for a fucking decade, user. YouTube comments have been a horrendous underage shit fling for ages.

Some of those are actually really funny, the problem is that everybody is doing that and 99% of the time it's just unfunny dumb shit.

It's the correct way of pronouncing you homo!

I hated that shit. I liked his videos prior to that even though I hate MMOs. It was just nice seeing how devs fucked up.

We're spelling here

mutt's law

I really hate how you can't tell from these embedded thumbnails how long a YouTube video is going to be. There should be an indicator that shows this. Because I never, ever want to click on any analysis video that is conveniently at least 10 minutes long.

If your analysis is going to be like 7-8 minutes long fine, 9 minutes fine, but 10 minutes? That means you're trying to manipulate YT's search algorithm for views.

>Should Your Boyfriend Play -X-???

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I'll spell my cock in your ass if you continue being a fag, fag.

>Any of the above
>Don't click video
Wow, that was hard.

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I watch those, some are actually impossible, but most of them are.

It's Luka, sorry

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>well no but if we enable cheatcodes....

Mitten Squad is based though

I'm going in dry

>>So I Played Through Game With Restriction
>Can You Beat Game With Only Minor Hindrance?
Are there any GOOD examples of these?
I like seeing a good challenge run, but it's hard enough to search for them, and it's even harder to sort through all the shit to get to the actual interesting challenges.

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Pannenkoek, the original

What the hell, this was actually pretty good. I get the presentation is cheesy. But what he's saying makes a lot of sense.

>you will never be as cute as Ruka
>even on HRT
Suffering.

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You posted the worst trap so it's a suitable punishment

Well it takes some experience before you learn the trappings.

>Good Game Really Sucks
>It's 3 hours of him backpedalling on the title.

why do nerds like op get so pissy if you have a different opinion to them? is it because they're all sheltered only children or something
same with nerds who treat "contrarian" like their favourite four dollar buzzword

God R-
God Luka gives me the worst sorts of desires imaginable, damn you user.

>Bad Game Is A Masterpiece (And Here's Why)
>It's 3 hours of him making it sound terrible and then giving excuses

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Most people are closed minded contrarians. It's actually pretty rare to encounter someone who is speaking with a malleable state of mind.

Youtube commenter: *exists*
: I'm about to end this man's whole career

>Worst
How bad?

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>Q&A video
>enormous "ARE YOU A FURRY?" in the thumbnail

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It's called fun

Absolutely terrible shit. Like, you know, degenerate fag shit like making love and cuddling with him after.

>making love
Gross
Anything else is cool though

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>cuddling with him after.
after you cum you'll realize you're in bed with another man and there will be no "cuddling with him after", there'll be only disgust and regret.

That's probably the worst of it, otherwise I'll go with the usual of face-fucking and bed-breaking sex

Holy shit those post numbers...

Fag

I have extreme disgust and regret every moment of every waking day, explain how gay sex is different.

TJ """""Henry""""" Yoshi did nothing wrong and pannenkoek2012's explanation is a major cope

I go to bed feeling disgust and regret on a daily basis, at least there'll be some warmth cuddling with someone.

Good one

Worse

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Did Sargon of Akkad start this shit?

There is nothing wrong with kissing a cute guy and then fucking his face and getting his hair all messy, user. What are you, gay?

>Guy is pressured to do facecam
>Only does it rarely and the vast majority of the time refuses to do it even though people ask for it

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Not everyone wants to feel like they're being put in some porn film

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Ceave does some good ones, but his accent takes a bit to get used to.

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LMAO

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It doesn’t require an a press in the context of a full game run and requires an a press in the context of an individual level run.

>>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]
These are surprisingly often good (because at that scale the creators often actually think about format, have reason for the amount of time put into make it, even if their points/opinions can be shit.), it is the sub-hour ones that tends to suck.

True but it's easier to talk about lewd things than admit 90% of your actual fantasies are romantic

>youtuber used to make niche but pretty decent videos
>channel began to grow
>he became a "personality"
>now shoves his face into every video and makes dumbass skits

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There there user, that's much nicer

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Call me a queer but I want to stroke his face and hug him from behind and compliment him a lot.

This, I feel like this every time

>he calls himself a "content creator"

Just play his route in Darling.

God I fucking hate that term. It means fucking nothing. Everyone creates "content"
Also
>Influencer

Wrong, sometimes games have really subtle design elements, whether they be narrative or gameplay related, that you only really hear about when someone looks through them really in depth. You waste time talking about vidya here, how is just listening any different?

>hold my deer
get it lmao beer deer

I've not played a VN in years mate

TJ "Henry" Yoshi is a kike shill and works for the big A business, he is literally trying to shill A presses to get more people to do them (and therefore buy more).

Those fuckimg "Fancy" or "British" fuckheads drive me up the wall.
I don't mean the british in general, I mean the ones that use it as a gimmick.
>Ah, yes, MonocleInEye Gamer here
>Greetings, Spiffy Tuxedo Brit here
Hate hate hate.

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I fucked a trap and actually was sort of afraid of the post sex realization that I was a horrible degenerate and I would be disgusted with myself. Instead, I realized I was a horrible degenerate but didn't care and cuddled them for most of the night until we both woke at like 5 AM to go eat Jack in the Box.

t. Troglodyte hommunculus rapscallion who can't appreciate the refined arts

Best videos on youtube are made with windows movie maker and shitty microphone.

This dude especially lays it on thick. Muh yorkshire tea.

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>Avatar puts his hands on his head, makes an exasperated expression, and REALLY starts to break it down

>Critique

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This guy is the worst of them. Absolutely insufferable.

t. Brit

>Gaming channel randomly begins to insert their politics into videos
>It begins to dominate their channel
>Somehow people give a fuck about the political opinion of someone who plays video games for a living

There needs to be an American Video Game Youtuber named Cowboy McSixShooter and he dresses like a cowboy while talking about Dark Souls.

>making youtube videos is hard and a real job guys
>what my boss (youtube) doesn't wanna pay me for certain content and turned ads off? wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is literally the worst thing to ever happen to anybody
>and no I can't just use my pareonbucks or my sponsorship money to pay for anything I FUCKING NEED THAT AD REVENUE

>find any channel at all
>bong accent
Did becoming a youtuber make up for 80% of bongland work force?

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I'd recommend pirating Darling and doing his route then, it's like 4 hours long

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>In depth analysis
>Video goes for 3 hours
>It's just some guy going through the plot piece by piece

>search for tech related video
>indian accent starts playing

God dammit alright I'll take the plunge
thank you Lukanon

Oh my god this is actually so good

>Working with some obscure tech
>Search it up online
>The only videos about it it’s some Indian guy with the thickest accent you can imagine with 50-100 subscribers recorded on a cheap phone.

If you're doing twitch streaming 5-6 days a week (for ~8 hours a day) and making/editing YouTube videos then it is more than a full time job. Not only that but combine it with events and shit and it is a lot of work.

However, the number of YouTubers who go through those lengths are small. Most of the bigger guys literally just hire an editor to take videos from their streams and then edit them into videos to put on the channel. They just collect the check and pay their editor to do everything.

Where's your content then?

>Ludo-narrative dissonance
>Gamey
>Counter-play

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>tutorial is someone typing in broken english on a notepad

>If you don't like something then YOU do it better
You realize how ironic it is telling that to someone in a thread about CRITICS right?

>doing x thing in the current year. Is it still good?

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This post, faggot
Now donate to my patreon

You can see a tonsil stone in his left tonsil.

Donate to my patreon.

No problem! I like hearing from people who enjoyed this stuff

fuck Beta64 for this shit

Amazing hygiene

If you want to compete the comparison he should also be from somewhere on the east coast but still try to do a Texan accent

>Man is from Vermont
>"HOWDY Y'ALL IT IS COWBOY_GAMER HERE AND WE'RE PLAYIN' A HOOTENANNY OF A GAME HERE... DARK SOULS"

You just said everyone creates "content". So where's your content?

Even better
>Man is Canadian
>wears a MAGA hat

>watching youtube ecelebs instead of forming your own opinions
Videogame discussions have been dead since 2012

No he fucking isn't, all his videos are the exact same lazy shit and the answer is almost always obvious
>Can you beat new vegas only using (weapon)
You can beat new vegas without killing anybody
>Can you beat new vegas with (handicap)
All that does it make beating it more tedious, it doesn't effect the beatability at all

I installed a video blocker just to stop seeing him, fuck him

He just wants to Make (North) America Great Again.

Debatable

Make some content first

Here. I just made a comment. That's content

>anything you might like
>basedface.png that OP keeps on him at all times for some reason
Nice criticism, why argue with people when you can create a strawman or wojak and never try.

Why are you all watching videos you hate?

No, my post is objectively content
Pay up

>not forming your own opinions and turning them into videos to siphon shekels out of unsuspecting goyim

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That wouldn't work. They've have to be trying to come off as cool or rough, like your average "spiffing gentleman" tries to come off as suave and slick. And then obviously be either a twig or fatass from some suburbs on the west coast.

It's LARPING with a personality they desperately wish they had and embarrassing anyone who knows better.

As a bong I fucking hate these, because they all sound like a skinhead from Birmingham. I sound more posh than they do. The only posh sounding bongtuber I actually like is Colassaliscrazy

They fake the accent to sound smart for sure.

>brit guy needs to stop every few minutes to bitch about brexit in every video
>people bring up that he's just some fuck who does youtube full time and that they're not watching his videos to listen to his political views
>he doubles down on the political content
>sounds like a bumbling retard because he can't communicate an opinion without relying on internet memes
>his channel dies a slow death

Your "content" has no substance, thought or effort put into it. You didn't "create" it so much as vomited it onto my screen.

>Video starts out with a quote from a philosopher

A British accent makes you sound smarter and more authoritative to Americans, no matter how much of a stupid loser you actually are

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Quality isn't a defining factor of content, it just means its shit. Or, shit content

I don't watch them. I just don't like seeing them in my recommendation.

What's he even doing these days? Last I heard he ruined UKIP's chances of ever being taken seriously once Farage left

>autist furfag reviews porn game using memes.

youtu.be/GTP_m2QE5aw

>he cant even shit talk raghead rapists because bong police will come after you

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I cant stand british accents. Those videos always immediately get a thumbs down.

UKIP had no chance even without Carl, Farage was the only thing holding that party together

>trying to change the playback speed to 2x because the person is talking at a normal pace only to find the video is already set to 2x from the last time you set it.

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probably still grifting rubes out of patreon money

I don't watch him but apparently some fem-mutt tried to sue him and he won and is now filing a counter claim for legal fees.

Dont forget
>its an 5 hour "analysis" video
>furry avatar

Because engaging in discussion is being an active participant in the hobby, while watching a video is being a passive participant, you fucking casual.

Zelda wishes it played more like Dark souls

>its a brit guy video
>its always some autistic "top hat" "Eloquent" "spifffy" "brit"
lmao

They still had a chance to create a new image for themselves that wasn't "le youtube squad"

This lmao
why the fuck people talk so slow

who?

L doesn't exist in Japanese dumbass

Because the Youtube algorithm is a crime against human decency.

Nah not really, without Farage they were doomed, its him who made them succeed

So as long as I link a video and spam wojacks, it all becomes alright?

steins-gate.fandom.com/wiki/Luka_Urushibara

We had a spectrum zx+2 right up until the mega drive. Had a piece of lego stuck inside it cause we had to jam a bit under where the aerial plugged in cause it was loose.

>watch a couple AOE2 guides to get better at the game
>recommended is flooded with WHY X IS A TOTALLY BALANCED GAME
>watch one vid
>autistic accent and hurr im british tea is great haha
>should of known from the channel name
>the actual video subject is low hanging fruit of what is actually broken in x game or not broken at all and easily countered.

fucking can't stand that stupid cunt.

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るか
Ru Ka

The phone contact in game and the subtitles refer to him as Lukako

If you want some comfy AoE2 content, watch Spirit of the Law.

>Oh yeah, X was a thing

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What happened to /l/?

yeah i watch him already he's great and explains stuff really well, a very comfy youtuber.

Only because it was translated that way? Using either is fine

He is definitely a favorite of mine. I do wish that he did more guides and stuff but he isn't that great of a player (much better than me, obviously) so he just likes to do data and such which is still pretty cool.

>"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start."
>freeze frame
And this... is where the genius begins.
>lo-fi hip hop starts playing

>Critique of X
>3 hours long
>author's avatar shows up
>crosses arms

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>real X reacts to X

when did this shitty trend take off

DEAR SEEGA

We're speaking English here

>he doesn't watch T90 and Viper instead
Spirit of the Law is nice though

Same shit except with AoM for me

My entire YouTube recommendation list is just full of virtual youtuber shit, so I don't even see most of these.

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>playing into the detective gimmick more
Extremely cringe but at the same time I respect the effort

God I wish Colassal would make more vids, his shit is so damn good. I know he has (had?) A podcast with keemstar but I always avoided it because frankly I don't give a fuck about the others, I just want more standalone videos. Dude is funny as fuck.

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But its a Japanese name
It would be like a Japanese person calling Larry David "Rarry Dabid" and arguing its correct

>REAL LAWYER CRITIQUES STAR TREK COURT
This isn't video games, but I watched that video and it just confused me. This guy is trying to apply 21st century American court procedure to a fucking military trial on a space ship in the year 2350 or whenever TNG takes place. Not only this but it was a trial involving a fucking android.

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I said "participate in discussion," retard. If all you can do is link a vid and spam shitty pics then you should be fucking lurking instead of posting anything at all. Looking at reviews and whatnot is fine if you are genuinely curious about the game and if that review has a chance to sway your opinion on whether you'll play it or not, but to watch a review just to seek validation from some fuckwit with a yt channel or to reinforce your preexisting opinions makes you a worse participant in your hobby since you aren't coming to your own conclusions about jack shit and at that point just parrot what someone else says in a more elegant way than you ever could (because you aren't using your fucking brain enough). LPs are a case by case thing, but the vast majority of them tend to suck shit and a good litmus test is whether or not the LP contains commentary. The exceptions make the rule, in this case.

Congrats, you have a beginner's guide on "how to not look like a total fucking tool online." Now be a good contributor to discussion, lurk moar, or fucking leave, you twat.

It gives you more things to say for your active discussion, you fucking autist.

>Takes the first 10 minutes going on a tangent about how they first found the game, how they felt at the time, how they assumed it would be, and then explaining how the very concept of video games works.
>20 second transition between "segments" that consists of shitty lofi music and a VCR player filter.

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>it's another shitty EmporerLemon video in my recommendations

You know what, I agree with the sentiment.
But diluting something you could have said in a paragraph over a 30 minute video, then making up for the lack of depth with well made visuals..
Kind of fits the definition.

No it wouldn't, Japanese people wouldn't be typing in English on their messageboards

>sperg out with a wall of text
>wasn't even me
Really boosting your credibility here. Guess we can't read about our hobbies either because that's just regurgitating information, huh? Thank god no one else is stupid enough to think like you.

Literally QuintonReviews except instead of vidya it's childrens movies, which is arguably worse.

downward spiral

that's kino though. it's hard to trust tech/programming videos unless it's an indian with a heavy accent

That moron tried to justify Roe V Wade while doing everything he could to avoid addressing the lie it was built upon then went on to say impeaching drumpf before a proper investigation can occur is somehow fine.

What a fucking rabbit hole he turned out to be.

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>What the HELL™ is ______?

If the videos you watch reveal new info to you about a game you're playing, or if it informs you about a game you might like then that's fine. But if it doesn't do either of those things then what is it adding to the discussion besides "so-and-so says X about game Y, isn't that crazy?" That's lazy discussion and it sucks ass.

I didn't say shit about reading about the hobby, and it's fine so long as they aren't shitty clickbait articles, but that should go without saying and I'd hope nobody here gets suckered with that slop.

The way you described that reminds me of Critikal's Moist Meter series, but at least those pieces of shit are mercifully short.
>so I watched [movie]
>it was ok
>[thing] happens and I didn't/did like that
>[character] was pretty cool/lame, I liked/hated them
>music is enjoyable/bad
>here's my completely arbitrary score
There, just by reading this post, you've seen every Moist Meter video.

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He makes cringe true crime animatics now and which flood my recommendeds after watching a RebelTaxi video

The moment I hear that poo accent coming out of my speakers I immediately close the video.

>RebelTaxi
Does he still cry while masturbating?

>watch oxhorn
>me: "this is a comfy vid to have on in the background..."
>AND MR HOUSE WILL FAIL BECAUSE DEMOCRACY IS THE BEST GOVERNMENT FORM AND THE FREE MARKET IS THE BEST SYSTEM
umm?

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Roe also ended up coming out against the ruling later in life and even RBG said that the case was pretty shitty and wouldn't really stand up in court anyways. Not that I am arguing for banning abortion or anything, but Roe v Wade is a really shitty court case that was just an excuse for the Judges to impose their political opinions on the nation.

>click vid in reccs
>commentator is british with an obviously and obnoxiously hammed-up British accent like he was on a Monty Python sketch where they mocked a rich old anglo.

man i had this dude on my head the other day being like "oh yeah funny musical wow parody" now he does fallout shit and was a rabid dog defending 76 the fuck.
I think the only smart dude from the whole youtube wow circle was fucking myndflame, dude docked out of the internet instead of becoming a washed up e-celeb

>Top comments
>Anyone else [extremely obvious and common opinion to get likes]?

I only check out the comments section of obscure music and soundtracks

Is this implying they weren't even British to begin with or that they're pushing it?

I enjoy emp's middle finger videos to jewtube tbqh.

At least Oxhorn is successful. The saddest bunch are the ones who never made it despite being there in the beginning like Mega64 and AzuriteReaction and Helloween. The latter two were early YT LPers that were quite popular and started many trends, but now they continue on in total obscurity besides Azurite getting pity call-outs from Vinny.
Mega64 is the most sad since they are still producing quality content but they just can't break into the mainstream.

Reminds me of a lot of RateYourMusic user reviews.
>see what other people think of an album
>literally 6 big paragraphs talking about their lives, friends, pets, parents, 4 days they felt a certain way and the weather on said days, all in excruciating detail
>4 stars out of 5
Holy SHIT.

>pretentious youtuber
>claims that all old games are bad
>but at the same time thinks that shit games are good as long as they have "muh deepest lore" or are some meta commentary on games
>at least it has good editing

Holy kek

>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]
>LONGMAN IS BAD
Yeah, dude, that gonna teach them.

I like EmpLemon's vids, my only problem is the unecessary earrape.
I know it's a call-back to his YTP days, but when I'm listening to a serious video while walking or whatever, the last thing I need is fucking tinnitus over some played out joke. Save that shit for Poops, don't just randomly dump it on me, fuckhead. It's not funny, I enjoy my hearing.

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>watch 6 hour Dark Souls commentary video
>plays an unedited fight with Artorias that lasts 7 minutes with no commentary
This is what a long video length usually means.

>youtuber has a game he obviously likes
>can't stop bringing it up, even when talking about games of different genres

>Want to find footage of an old ass pc game I played years ago
>This is the only video that exists

youtu.be/Plv4x9I_kIE

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>I know it's a call-back to his YTP days
as someone who used to make YTP back in the late 2000s I can tell you that earrape is a guilty pleasure of mine, and I'm betting most others who made or watched YTPs also have a strange affinity towards earrape

Where's the furfag part? Looks like autistic weeb to me.

>video is so unbelievably pretentious its hard to tell if it is a joke

That one video by eyepatchwolf where he talks about how deep and culturally important simpsons memes are. I can't take a single video he's made seriously ever since, it didn't help that it was literally just a slideshow of "dude check out this facebook group" but with the most pretentious tone possible

>youtuber is a muppet who literally only cares about Paper Mario

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Sounds like heaven.

There's that and rAnDoM cApItAlIsAtIoN. I thought memes were getting stale before but this takes the cake. Not a single original bone in anyone's body now for jokes.

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Yeah it was pretty cool until I found out they had a bunch of mental health issues and I couldn't hang out with them anymore because of how insane they could randomly be. Shame, because they had a really nice ass and were into some cool vidya.

I didn't say it wasn't a job, I was making fun of them saying it was then turning around and wanting it to not be by having their boss (youtube) just give them money despite them making content youtube doesn't want.
>boss wants you to do x
>you do y instead
>what do you mean I got fired (channel taken down)
Bonus if they bitch about other youtubers that actually do make content youtube wants.
And yes at a certain point, it becomes much easier than other jobs,

Don't forget that fucking boring as fuck fight with the Iron Golem... BUT FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE WOOOOOOAH

Normies took over the internet, people used to just make videos for shits and giggles now everything has to be an hour long attentionfag video begging for shekels at the end.

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>they

And that's fine, in actual YTPs. I get that it's part of the culture. I grew up watching it and I still love them.
But when I'm intently listening to a video that's trying to be legitimate, I ain't expecting it, and it could cause hearing damage easily. In YTPs, you expect that kinda shit, it's a quasi-normalfag filter. But please, PLEASE keep it out of regular videos. It's not funny, it's just annoying and potentially harmful.
Other than that, EmpLemon is golden. His Yoytube geographic series is fantastic.

>Normies
Found the normalfag

That just jarring decision on author part tho? And who the fuck cares enough about "dark souls commentary" in 2020?

I actually like girlfriend reviews except when she sings, fuck me I guess.

I am only using that because I am not entirely sure if the person ended up being transgendered or not. They hinted at it to me but then I had to cut contact with them. I dunno how any of it works man. I just can't keep up anymore.

>Good Game Really Sucks
>>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]
I doubt anyone does this. If they do they have to be autistic.

>Gay person has mental problems
wow, shocking.
t. binigger

>"objectively"
>nothing he says is objective

It's a HE. He is a man and he is obviously mentally ill if he's a "trap".

>it's a quasi-normalfag filter
It was until every YTP started to use it. The short and sudden nature of it was the inspiration for probably millions of vines, and now earrape is basically the most "out there" normies will get with their memes.

>Reviewer isn't Sphere hunter, Raycevik, Whitelight or MatthewMatosis

Well he had a really nice ass. Very soft and round. It was bigger and rounder than my first girlfriend's, though she was flat as a board in the front and back.

>Pretentious faggots reveal themselves the moment you mention their no no word

Like clockwork

>needing YouTube for tech related tutorials
Pathetic.

>science is wrong!
>presented to you by
>an autist with a pokemon avatar
yikes

>The correct opinion

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>"But what really IS a video game anyway?"
>"This game you like wasn't actually a game after all"
>please subscribe to my patreon for more content

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He sounds like a whore

Considering that he fucked me, yeah. Well, I didn't pay him (I guess I technically bought the Jack in the Box, but still) so he may be more of a slut than a whore.

>American with a high pitch soiboi accent
>Australian accent
>British accent
>German accent

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Based Guru Larry

>"Sup y'all it's me it's ya boi"

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZUmIzYv031k
Too bad Mauler became a parody of himself, and only does the shitty "podcast" with his furry faggot e-frens while raking in the superchats. Although the poor fucker has to read the same unfunny waterhead-"jokes" week after week, hour after hour, and that's a fate worse than dead.

Nakey Cringey

I agree that the time frame between
>First
>A better love story than Twilight XD
And
>No one:
>Reddit: I'm about to end this guys career OwO

was better but I still wouldn't call it good by any stretch of the imaginatiom

to be fair it takes a mot of time to explain what's wrong with gamefreak, tpci, and the pokemon series

Should have tried to help him with his issues in case you were in it for more than the sex.
I'm dating a 10/10 assburger right now and I'm doing my best to handhold him through his emotional problems. Cute boys must be protected from being exploited and going the tranny suicide route.

Most analysis videos I've seen are usually 45 min to 2hours, occasionally 3 hours. You are exaggerating. Also you realise that fun is subjective, yes?

This was the peak video game youtubing.

youtube.com/watch?v=VdbVaCBF8Ow

does anyone remember the name of that video where some dude was "reviewing" castlevania and starts fapping and then his brother comes in and he yells at him

>So, this is the worst X I've ever X'd in my life. And I know I say that a lot, but this time I really mean it.
>Ugh... I hate to use the word 'X', but... It is. It's X.
>So on the topic of [extremely touchy, dangerous minority with clout], I've got nothing against them! They make some good points. But in my opinion, [mild, differening opinion]. But that's fine!
>(Insults the integrity of people who put in advertisements or have a patreon). Speaking of which... xD

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Pretentious is a useless word most commonly used by brainlets. It's subjective and does not contribute anything.

Based Jaakkoposter

We are talking about analysis videos you dumbass

__ ____ ____?

Can you honestly call yourself a gamer until you've made a 2d persona of yourself posing with arms crossed as you deliver a 3 hour rant?

If the claim that someone was being pretentious is true then it's not a subjective deduction, and what it contributes is throwing the person's actual knowledge of whatever topic they were going on about into doubt. Calling somebody pretentious, specifically in response to a long winded and flowery assessment they just made about something, is essentially to challenge them to reiterate what they just said in simpler and demonstrable terms. If they can't, then it's proved that they didn't actually know what they were saying and were just pretending to be informed. That's where the worth of declaring something to be pretentious comes in, it's a challenge and can totally bring down a flimsy house of bullshit.

No those are buzzwords. I've only ever seen pseud used by brainlets when they have no arguments.

>Let's play [game] part 462

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how about this, there's no such thing as an intellectual analysis of ocarina of fucking time which makes it a pseudo-intellectual analysis because IT IS A VIDEO GAME FOR CHILDREN

I moreso just wanted to be friends and fuckbuddies, which worked out great for a bit. They weren't an asspie, those people are generally cool. He had horribly drastic and sudden mood swings that could almost be violent. Not worth it, even for that ass.

Holy kek

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>Another Dark Souls analysis
>Another Fallout analysis

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Correct:
>Dick
>Crazy

What you did:
>CraDickzy

the youtube comment is where you get to interact with legit retards

>"Video games are not Art"

Incredibly based

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open door

get on floor

uh hello catboy department

>everyone creates content
>b-but not me, ignore my content
Huh?

if they stretch their video out they can put more ads on it

youtu.be/-PyVFYLZTms?t=137

>X is a good game, but not a good Y game.

Hey did you know Super Mario 2 is actually a reskin of another game.

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This is by far the worst, I lose any interest in the video at this point. Either put your facecam in the video or just have your voiceover, don't put your autistic fucking avatar in the video

Nigger what? Did you even read?

Absolutely fucking BASED

I can do both with no issue.

You forgot "haha littlekuriboh funny joke haha"

>Ok guys did you know that there was this person who bought a cursed copy of The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask and he was haunted by the spooky statue called Ben Drowned omg guys

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Mandalore is creeping down that road and I wish to god he’d stop

>statement is either followed by nonsensical rambling about what they think art is or its a throwaway line with no follow up

WARNING THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WHO THINK MATTHEWMATOSIS ISNT BRAINDEAD RETARDED; PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

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>vhs effects
>typewriter sounds
>lofi music
>screen flashes black when the music stops for a second

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You just described Clemps

>YouTube comment includes an edit thanking for the likes

Do normies really

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SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTTHEFUCKUP

I would take back any of those old YT comment eras for what we have now. Every other comment is formatted as a fucking dialogue. It's insane. And when you read the comments of a videogame soundtrack you are guaranteed to see a fucking essay about how the game changed someone's life. It's like everything needs to be either touchy feelly or le quirky funny meme.

Why the fuck do people do this? They gotta know it's fucking insufferable. Especially those fucks who treat it like an acceptance speech.
>Edit: Wow. I never thought I'd be here today, with so many likes. I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my brother Ricky (love ya Rick), and of course, Allah. I've been trying to get a popular comment ever since I was a young tyke. Thank you all so much! I couldn't be happier!
I wanna KILL YOU.

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Majora's Mask - The Unnerving Game That Changed Everyfing

'Ello everyone, EpicGamingTopHatGentlesir here. When oi was a boy oi didn't 'ave a Nintendo 64. I remember going to my neighbor's house every day and playing Marorers Marsk. It really struck a discordant sense of awe and surreal wonder into me young boy 'eart. It was only later vat I truly learned va dark soide of va game... Majorer's Marsk is a truly dark game that's not for kids... It's about deaff....

Like that guy that did a good majoras mask 3d retrospective and now did that awful metroidvania reviews
nerell or somet shit

GAME: A RETROSPECTIVE

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This is the best satire I have seen in a while.

This but with women instead

>EVOLUTION OF GAME

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>slightly less popular game in popular series is actually the best
>most critically acclaimed and popular entry is bad
>gives hour long, college essay material padding, bullshit theory crafting and confirmation bias arguments.

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This one always fucking gets me. Why are all video essayists annoying anglo queers who have to shove their faggy unrelated opinions into an "analysis" about something I already have an opinion about. Just shut up you fucking dorks.

Same on twitter with the
>wow this blew up leave a follow and check out my soundcloud

It's a double edged sword honestly. I enjoy his content because it's interesting seeing where MMOs and other stuff comes apart and the life and death cycles of online games are generally pretty interesting; but god damn my nigga please no more detective shtick just tell me why the yuropoor dev with no mmo experience is retarded please

I didn't know ElectricalBeast did video essays

>the brilliance of _____'s design

TotalBiscuit didn't even make the gimmick work and he drew more dimes than any of these other chodes ever will.

God I miss Retsupurae.

>be british
>wotch youchewb

>Why [Game name]'s [Noun] matters

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>states unpopular opinion
>"but hey what do I know, I'm just an idiot on the internet"

Stand by your opinions you self-conscious pussies

No one:
Everyone in the comments: WHOS WATCHING IN 2020?

Edit: holy crap i never got this many likes before

>ANTI HATE SHIELD ACTIVATE!

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I love when you look up any video game music with a hint of tension in it and every single comment starts with "when"

Welcome to reality, faggot. You'll never be an anime girl.

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>Dark Souls did something AMAZING...
>Did you know that Bethesda RPGs actually AREN'T good???

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Only one of those I liked was the one by the channel I forgot who managed to get a three hour interview with Julian La Fey about the elder scrolls. Being someone who grew up playing Daggerfall on my dads old MSDOS computer and continuing to play the series as I got older, his analysis came off as a guy who was just genuinely really passionate about TES. It also made me feel really fucking old.

I don't even think he's dumb, I just think he's a faggot who needs to stop being so fucking long winded holy shit dude.

>funny and criticising videos bashing on some idiot stans
>This particular comment: "I'm a [something-something] stan and I can't stop laughing watching this

man just take your L and fuck off

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Nah fuck you, this shit is kino. Especially if it's about mobsters.

>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]
Mauler's utter devastation of Dark Souls II is GOAT though.

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Man, fuck Mauler for ruining long form analysis. His retarded defenders can just hide behind "durr, ur just saying long man bad not an argument," when the problem with his videos is that he's a fucking pedant who argues in bad faith and it's impossible to go through 8 fucking hours of bullshit in a single post.

I keep getting recommended video essays about why Arkham Origins is an underrated masterpiece.

IF YOU HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME

>why we'll NEVER get another player like ______

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>subjective
Now that is a word most commonly used by brainlets.

>WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall
>of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
>have to break it up into multiple lines because even Yea Forums thinks it's spam
I always loved this one

>Nier Automata Analysis
>when it gets to route B, it just repeats the route A part of the video with some minor changes

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>Avatar in general

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>uses footage from a fugly emulator than the game played on the proper hardware

It's shit

The dragon is releasing a fucking Witcher Review Cinematic Universe.

>states unpopular opinion
>"Oh, I can already hear the comment section typing about this!"
>video shows fake account fast-typing in all caps and bad grammar about how the uploader is stupid

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The fucking title screams pretentious and i love Zelda

>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]

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>Bad Game Is A Masterpiece (And Here's Why)
this shit is always fucking true
every 'bad game' i play is fucking amazing
i pirated FFXV 2 weeks ago and played it nonstop until i completed it, expected to hate it and ended up loving it
devil's third, a game shat upon by everybody, is one of the most entertaining games i've played in the past year
i just started playing homefront the revolution and it seems pretty decent although i can't judge yet
bullet witch was savaged everywhere but i loved it
seriously feel like some kind of trash connoisseur at this point

No one cares about America more then non Americans

All of these are based and chad.

>2020
>Needing people to tell me how good Ocarina is
Im pretty sure everyone and their mom's mom know why Ocarina is good

WE FUCKING GET IT

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canadian and british trump fans are the weirdest fucking shit

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lmao why do all germanics look like the guy in OPs pic these days?

>these days
They always did. It’s just that now we can use technology to see more examples of them instead of just their propaganda larps.

>Any video with Colress music

>Comments spam HOWEVER

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funny how the avatar always looks cute and witty and the person itself is hideous and uninteresting

do people really see themselves in such good light? lack of awareness is a thing

>your opinions aren't facts bro
What do people mean by this? No seriously, what do they mean by this? Isn't it already implicit that what you're saying are subjective conclusions based off first-hand experiences? Do they mean that you're confusing your personal preferences as objective standards? Like, when you tell someone that their opinions aren't facts, how would that person have to rephrase themselves for their "opinions to not be facts"?

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soibois are such disgusting creatures.

At least Larry and Johnny made their avatars look like they actually look.
>watching some Poketuber whos name escapes me
>avatar is some smug slick anime guy
>find real picture of him
>chubby with sunken in eyes and fucked teeth, only think that's the same is the hair color
I ain't picking on looks, I'm no dimepiece myself, but I just find it funny when it's just a flat out lie like that. You're better off just skipping the avatar altogether.

>>Can You Beat Game With Only Minor Hindrance?
this annoys me more than all the other ones combined desu
>CAN YOU BEAT HALO WITHOUT JUMPING!?!?
nigga like I give a fuck

>all those videos about how resident evil 2 remake is a total garbage fire and the worst thing since the anti-christ
>Broken up by "how to play the resident evil 2 remake for longer."

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>Youtuber celebrates anniversary by bringing up older youtuber as a cameo

>The video as a whole is garbage but the cameo was kino

I don't know how to feel about Scott's anniversary video

I'm sure you're a prime example of masculinity, shitposter on an anonymous video games image board

Larry and John do look like that though, no idea about the rest.

What game has enough to talk about to warrant a 2+ hour analysis?

>that channel
The only thing is missing is video titles in all caps.

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almost every single one of those poketubers have a stupid anime guy as their avatar

why would someone make their avatar in anything identical to themselves in real life

>Bundy: Look at this guy, he ain't even a toon

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You just reminded me of the time Caddicarus decided to dawn a mohawk and thought it was a good idea to parade it everywhere.
Why he managed to become popular is beyond me.

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Anyone who don't drink soi are already infinitely more masculine than all of these soibois combined.

>Say you like/hate game
>Someone whines that you only hate/like it because some eceleb said it and now you're somehow parroting them

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Larry is pretty much the only YouTuber of his kind I like. Talked to him a bit personally, too. Cool dude, he's a great artist.

[Spoiler]He's just ugly as fuck even after losing weight[/spoiler]

Mah-Dry-Bread's Pokemon run throughs with limited teams are actually pretty good though. He actually has to take tactics, team comp and power choices into consideration which is cool.

>Cadiiccarus

I like the fucker but thank god he got rid of his old Avatar, it was garbage

>user posts his own shit content with noticeably no views or subs

You should probably wait for the "Where's your gayming channel Yea Forums?" before you shill yourself user

>It's a video about an old game 2-3 other youtubers covered

>They keep making the same joke

I swear to god if somebody makes another Buck Bumble video with the rap song again im gonna fucking blow up

Literally Razorfist. Like I never gave a fuck what some Arizonan retard felt about Bernie Sanders or communism, I just wanted to hear his elitist opinions on vidya

nice

>Cursed game
>Just normal footage with spooky faces and screamers randomly sprinkled through it

for as bad as Jontron's vids are now, he never used some retarded avatar in video only for the thumbnails

Where's that image of showing trannies and their avatars

I lost the game.

>That Bara Wolf Ike guy who uses his Bara avatar to say Odyssey is trash in that one smug pose

Majority of them only use for thumbnails

Did he kill himself yet after the RE3 announcement?

HAHA

It used to be good before it got hijacked by trannies

i miss the christian vs atheists debates and racewars in the comments that happened in every video, now we got people unironically quoting leddit memes.

>Fawfuls Minion

>That one Tranny with Purple Serperior color scheme

>These 2 are together and are fine with it

Someone made this image and apparently it triggers Fawful's Minion, i don't even see it as offensive.

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Razorfists political opinions are just too overbearing for me. He's too "one size fits all, things are black and white", which just isn't the case at all. Life isn't inflexable and set in stone.
Then again, I think he's just playing a character and making it intensely overbearing on purpose.
I hope.

The worst part is their shitty reddit meme comments are drowning out criticism against youtuber videos

Dunkey especially

Jim for the love of god, do something else, im tired all these %100 Corona coverage only content you piece of shit

I know it's hilarious but im getting bored

Its same shitty soijak like other you just slowly getting brainwashed by wojakspammer autism

I'm the other way around. Like his rants, and his defense of MJ, but his opinions on vidya and movies are so fucking contrarian. I don't think this fucker can like any video game made after 1999

>Swears because lol swearing makes me edgy and cool
>Literally soap boxes
>Buys into his own online persona
>Vitriolic and pedantic just to get views
Now who am I talking about?

The thing is, there really isn't much more to say about the coronavirus. It was exciting trying to figure out what China was hiding and if it was gonna spread and how far. But I mean, now it's everywhere, we're getting semi-solid info on it, and everyone knows the market is fucked.
There's not much more to talk about with it. Now we just hope the death toll isn't too high and assume at some point you'll probably catch it. Not much more can be said.

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no he's done it all over again, I think it's currently at "Capcoms $20m mistake" because he thinks games are cheaper to make than A24 films

When was the last time he did and /x/ files or a Deviants video?

Yea Forums?

Not who I was aiming for but now I'm thinking you're based

Out fucking skilled. Damn.

mitten squad is only ok. his shit gets kinda repetitive

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Fuckers an objectivist who thinks the Shadow emphasizes Ayn Rams philosophies despite predating the concept by decades.

He think McCarthy was justified in ruining people’s lives because Hollywood has always been full of real commies.

What’s hilarious is that if he’s out against anybody with even the slightest bit of political know how, he folds like a bitch. He lost a debate to Kyle Kulinski for fucks sake.

>haha right all yutubers suck MAD dick right guise xdddd
>well no except for this one I follow he's pretty good haha
every time in these threads

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>his accent takes a bit to get used to.
it's actually surprisingly simple

Oh my God

>"The Shinto religion praises nature"
>Stock footage of a fucking deer in the forest eating grass

This is fucking sophistry, like honest to god sophistry. What a smug, self congratulatory fart huffing session designed to make very, very stupid people feel smart for thirty minutes. He could show this video to a doctor as proof of having autism and walk out with a prescription for his symptoms that day.

>>Bad Game Is A Masterpiece (And Here's Why)
>>Good Game Really Sucks
Who gets to decide if a game is "good" or "bad"? It's up to the individual.

>Bad movie review channel
>20 minutes explaining why this dollar store video is bad and oh how cringy it is!
>Nothing but the safest jokes you can make
>"OH NOOOO MISOGYNY AND RATSISIM JOKES LIKE HOW COULD THEY OMG LIKE WOW"

Literally fucking why what makes bad movies fun is watching them and making the jokes yourself.

This but unironically. Because I'm not asshurt someone called out my trash taste in e-celebs and can distinquish quality from good or bad.

I was forced too.

I hate this shit. I've seen people actually call their own opinions bad because they're not the popular ones. Holy shit, fuck off with that.

His MJ video is his best video, mostly because he’s 10000% right and his Metal Mythos videos at least feel like they come from the heart

His political rants are either so ridiculous and obnoxiously right wing that even I think they are to much, or they feel forced. At least his video game reviews (of one he likes) feel genuine.

His contrarian opinions are shit. Anyone that likes Duke Nukem forever but hates MGR is to far gone.

Was gonna say Jim Sterling but no I think is right

The guy who shills for wagglan? Fuck him.

I don't understand people who do this. If a video isn't worth watching in full at a regular pace then why would you bother giving it views in the first place? Are you all that desperate for background noise?

What makes you think he played it? He "experienced" it from watching some streamer.

>Sphere Hunter
Fuck off

>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]
So, who do you guys recommend for long form discussions about vidya? Only ones I know of are matthewmatosis and Joseph Anderson. I also watched Lorerunner for a while, but I found out that he's a convicted pedophile so I started getting kinda uncomfortable with his videos

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>posts tranny historian
Oh I am laffin

Some of the smartest people of all time always started every argument by assuming they were wrong. The biggest flaw of the human mind is mistaking overwhelming confidence for correctness.

It makes you sound like the bad guy. I've seen Star Wars and all British people are evil.

Yeah, agreed. He just completely lacks nuance sometimes and that turns me off. It's all fun to see him rag on the shitshow that is the modern democrat party, but he ignores loads of stupid shit the repubs do, or barely brings it up. He's just clearly very biased which wouldn't be that bad if he didn't try to paint himself as some mighty politic arbiter.
Life has nuance, and it seems to just pass him by because he's stuck to his opinions like glue and refuses to be reasoned with or see points in anything else.
Like I said, I hope he's just playing a character.

Only reason Moot got rid of it was because of Advertisements iirc. I was 13 when I found this website in 2006 and I'll be 30 in 2 years.You really are stuck here forever.

>being this new
laffin indeed

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>instantly thinks of e-celeb when he sees that old meme
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

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This is the only kinda gaming youtuber I trust

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>shadman

>pro (shooter from the 90s)

>t.

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It's an opinion you fucking mongoloid
It can't be wrong or right

>They

Damn. How many were there? If it was just one or two I'm sure you could take them on. Those faggots are usually pretty weak.

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Sphere hunter is good, fuck off, I didn't even realize who she was until her Code Veronica review but you have to admit she knows her stuff.

Aren't most of these only used for thumbnails?

Looks like iFunny gif caption. I know who Fawful's minion is, but who's the tranny?

I watched an AVGN video (my first mistake) about movies he found overrated and he had a fucking three minute introduction that felt like a never ending time loop paradox explaining 64 different ways and in seventeen various languages how everybody else's opinion is just as important as his and that his list doesn't invalidate your opinion. Fucking interminable.

youtu.be/YneqewcVLVY

>give any criticism of OoT whatsoever
>"Hi Arin"
EVERY TIME EVERY FUCKING TIME GOD DAMN IT PISS SHIT FUCK

>an opinion cant be wrong
You havent been on the internet much.

>she

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Not vidya but
>Overly long gag where the creator rants in an annoying voice to mock anyone who disagrees with or antagonizes them in the comments
>This happens at least once every video now
Make it stop

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>he will never continue his sequilitis series

jesus christ, just stop

>I like X - opinion, cannot be argued against, assuming the individual isn't fucked in the head and lying about their own tastes
>X is good - fact, can be proven right or wrong

For the best. OOT vs LTTP was a shitshow and he hates games now.

memology pls go

>Game Analysis [length: 4+ hours]
this one is good tho. filters out the brainlets on this website.
>j-just condense your point... I don't have all day to listen to someone!
>meanwhile, spends 16 hours a day shitposting on Yea Forums

Imagine if these videos also had a "watch later" function so you can listen to them in intervals? That would be great.

Like, even someone like Bernie, who he considers so full on commie (he ain’t) will admit mistakes of the left and call out the DNC and other neoliberals out on their bullshit, even if he’s on their side.

Like, If you unironically think shit like McCarthyism and building the wall is completely justified with anyone that disagrees is a total liberal shill... you need to stop drinking your parties Kool Aid.

No it doesn't. It makes you sound like a pretentious fagot who thinks he's smarter than you but really has the iq of 20.

Oh yeah, mr “Video game industry is heading for a crash... any day now” for 12 years.

Or “If Bethesda makes a bad game it will be bad... oh they did... HAHA I WAS RIGHT LOOK HOW SMART I AM”

How does anyone take that dude seriously?

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Cringe. Grow up.

>REAL CITY PLANNER PLAYS SIM CITY
>City looks like dog shit
>Planner acts like video games are to hard and realistic.

Well put. Pretty much sums up all my problems with his political bullshit. Seems like the only way to fully enjoy him is to be as brainwashed as he is. Otherwise you're alienated.

If it takes more than 15 minutes to make your points, it's virtually assured that they're all horrible, false, nitpicky, meandering lies. It could almost be a law of physics, any argument lasting past a certain threshold is simply an utter fucking fabrication.

yes.

there's this flood of "analysis" videos that are literally just retards describing the explicit text of the game -- no subtext, no context, no "analysis" to speak of, except when they pause to mention how this or that moment had some kind of emotional impact, as though "this media is affective" is some kind of impressive revelation and not just the basic function of all art.

>If it takes more than 15 minutes to make your points, it's virtually assured that they're all horrible, false, nitpicky, meandering lies.
Says who, and on what authority?

Is Jaiden aware of the massive amount of porn she has?

She (currently) passes. Good enough for me. I'm not clapping cheeks her so I don't care.

Yes, as I recall she doesn't like it.

The issur is shitting on BOTH parties has no audience. People love other people that act like their letter is infallible. Why do you think msnbc, cnn and foxnews exist? Because it sure as fuck has nothing to do with news.

>She (currently) passes
Yeah. Passes for a freak.

Examples?

>It's a Metokur stream with chat video

Even Jim's shitty fanbase does nothing but spans memes, stop showing this cancer in the replay videos faggots

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Unironically these kind of comments:
>Hold my beer
>No one:
>Absolutely no one:
>Not a single soul:
>Am I a joke to you?
>I'm about to end this man's whole career.
>It's free real estate.
>Wait, that's illegal.
>When he said x, I felt that.
>Everyone liked that.
>Thanks, I hate it.
>It ain't much, but it's honest work.
>slaps roof of car this baby can...
>It really do be like that sometimes..
>"x or y?" "Yes."
>Holy shit you fucking killed her dude.
>Why do I hear boss music?
>TyPiNg LiKe ThIs
>Weird flex but ok.
>The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

>The issur is shitting on BOTH parties has no audience.
No, plenty of rational people are turned off by partisan drone faggotry.

this shit infuriates me

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Plenty isnt as reliable an audience. Its much easier to drone on about how one letter is made up of evil retards than it is to be unbiased about everyones shit also.

>Here's why ____ and that's okay.

>Evolution of [common occurrence] in [video game] 19XX - 202X
>Can you beat [game] without using [very basic mechanic in the game]?!?!?
>Video Game: All Bosses (thumbnail spoils the whole game)
>So I did [thing] in [game] and THIS happened

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get filtered

That last one always makes me laugh. I agree with the redst though.

Paheal has like 1800 images tagged with "Jaiden_Animations"

Very fair point, and that's a shame. I'd like to lampshade just how fucked the state of politics is. You have these people desperately fighting for a party that really couldn't give a fuck about them. Hell, we shouldn't even have a party system, we should vote based on the policies of the politician themselves. Fuck towing the party line.
I'll say it like this; when's the last time a policy was passed that helped the average joe citizen at all? I'll let the readers answer for themselves, because I sure as fuck can't remember.

>clip from tv show or movie
>every single comment is just a quote from the video
>the most liked comment is just a quote from the video but S P A C E D O U T

>I enjoy being fucking lied to

Filtered

God I can't fuckimg stand his fanbase. Metokur himself is alright but his fans are the worst. Fucking memebrained toddlers. Awful.

I remember EmperorLemon joining a Steam group I was in and leaving in a big huff because we spammed announcements and it made his Sony vegas crash. I haven't been able to take him seriously since.

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>VCR player filter
fucking hate this one, the people who do it have no idea their "unique style" is as basic as it gets and has been done to death

>Why do you think msnbc, cnn and foxnews exist?
money and manufacturing consent

?? the guy with a static image in the background of his videos?

>Bump limit reached
It's been fun

Well its complicated. Expansions to dem programs do help people on them, but hurt everyone else. Tax cuts help everyone usually, but the increased debt, since its virtually never matched with budget cuts, is bad in the long run. Even shit like government programs that in many ways hurt good, hard working folk, still help by generally decreasing crime rates. Its a complicates system but most people have no interest in actually digging into things, so it always comes down to "this letter want something and i hate this letter, so this something bad!" "My letter want something so that something good!"

>In defense of Dark Souls 2

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post it, i wanna laugh

>Post Youtuber pointing out legitimate flaws in a game
>Yea Forums fanboys get mad

How did Saberspark do it? Typically people who focus on (non Japanese) animation are lucky to even get 100k subscribers, but he's nearing 1 million subs focusing on Literally Who straight to DVD videos.

>[GAME] THE MOVIE
>it's just all the cutscenes in order
>Video makes no fucking sense for those who didnt play the game because the story is more detailed ingame.

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>Thinking because the thread is almost dead that you can post something that never happened
Try again next thread

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>the video analysis is actually really good
>but the narrator has a horrendous voice >sounds like a raspy voiced German trying to do asmr
youtu.be/3HYlbg6RKMA

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>DO NOT do this specific set of events in MINECRAFT
>Thumbnail has a scared emoji, big red circle, big red arrow, and a photoshopped in Rake or Slender, all in Minecraft
>Video is just the guy talking in a dark cave; does events but nothing happens

>There's fetish porn of her and her cartoon version of her mom

UNF