ITT:times when videogames made you realise you are a man

ME21

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I jerked off many times to this game. My penis is mutilated, however, so I had to use lube. Can you imagine that? Not only being robbed of something so fundamental, but also knowing the robbery was facilitated by your parents and a doctor, the two individuals bound to protect you and an individual committed to healing others. It sounds like something out of a horror movie.

They taught me that I am a little slut.

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>that person who reaches out to slap her ass as she walks back
lmao

im cut and never use lube. have you considered you are just stupid and dont know how to jack off properly?

>im cut
>jack off properly

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Got more? Maybe girl in the red dress as well?

youtube.com/watch?v=JK3nAZuxrUI
I chose Bill first time I played this.

Not that guy but I can too. Sorry you're obsessed with other guys dicks bro

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I think there's something wrong with your dick bro. Foreskin is gross anyway.

cock satsrt pulsating

now is my time

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Imagine the smell

Whenever I grind money in rpgs so I can buy a copy of every equipment upon reaching a new town so I can have at least one of each item of the game even if previous equipment are 100% obsolete once you get a better one.

Why are women such whores?

Fuck you you stupid retard.

grinding just means you have autism, user, not that you are a man

Goddamn, Warrior Within VR remake when?

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oh yeah i remember that, never fap to it tho.
This women is a mass murderer

lmaoing at autistic fuck

She still gives me a boner

This whole game made me feel like a man.

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my dick is rock hard rn

just rip her model in to SFM

You fail many times and then when you finally succeed you died soon after

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Guruantee I am more intelligent than you or anyone else in your family. I would stomp on your fathers testicles while he cried and begged you for help.

That's what life is, falling with style.

same honestly. good times.

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Wait... I have junk just like that...

AM I A RONSO?!

small white dick spotted

fucking kek

seething

Welcome to manhood

>Why are women such whores?
This isn't Jeopardy, stop framing your answers as questions.

If your butt jiggles when you walk, it's time to hit the gym.

Sometimes I think posts like this are satire but then I remember actual children browse here

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>Yeah! I feel like a man when my PP gets hard to fake women!
>Then I take care of it myself...

Wow, based...

>wow so deep he said he's afraid wow
Arthur is one of the worst written characters. Only plebbitors like him.

Only people with a one dimensional brain think this is good writing.

She looks within healthy weight, but just has a really fat ass.

says the idiot who cant grasp the intricacies of masturbating without lube, apparently

Participating in a team wide banzai charge in RS1

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MODS = FAGGOTS

Amazing how you can tell the nationality in just a couple sentences

True. I would even go as far as saying it's both fat and flabby.

You can't tell me what to do, faggot.

wtf how is this allowed?

More like it's time to sit on my face

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correct, let em sit on you and take a nice whiff of that juicy b-hole

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No one wants tight male ass on their lady.

Well there was that one scene in outlast whistle blower where the guy was using a buzzsaw to remove mens penises in an atempt to turn them in to women so that they could bare his children.

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She looks fairly thin so i don't think she needs the gym but i do think you might be gay so keep an eye on that

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It's common for autists to not understand there are lots of options between "tight male ass" and "flabby female ass"

>That one scene where pyramid head is raping the vaguely femenine monster
Truely eye opening.

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Bigot.

>there are lots of options between "tight male ass" and "flabby female ass"
flabby male ass? You gay.

Mfw (my face when)

Do circucised people feel numb in the area, like when you get surgery and the nerves where you were cut are now damaged and you can't feel there properly? Do they ever wonder what it would be like to have all their nerve ending intact in their penis?

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It's a moment that a lot of people aren't used to seeing, a male video game protagonist in a major AAA game being emotionally vulnerable. The game itself isn't stellar writing by any means but the characters are charming if you ignore how contradictory the story is to the gameplay.

You're a retarded bait poster.

kys faggot

Speak for yourself. Your opinion sucks.

Why is Charlotte Sartre so sad bros?

It was a different era

Imagine for one second looking at a girl and thinking "No I can't like her, that would be gay."

lmao I was going to say RO2, being alone as the round was winding down, and your teammates are getting picked off one by one as the other team starts shit talking in public voice chat, you're just some lonely rifle man and waiting in a corner of some half demolished apartment building or warehouse and you hear the foot steps closing in...

A good era, one that will be missed. I weep for the future.

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>Say that to my face and not online.
Holy shit, I thought I'd never see someone try to pull this dumb shit again. What a glorious day. Thank god for idiot zoomies.

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Her's? Huh, didn't realize she had one, guess it's pretty hot if you life femdom, but I'd rather not.

You'd be sad too if you've had your rectal lining distended and pushed up through your vaginal opening.

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>that bit where the two girls are fighting and the prince's eyes flick downwards for half a second
Kino

We've come full circle

*guarantee
fixed it for you, buddy

Why can't we have shit like this nowadays? DMC5 is the only modern game to do it right.

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Because game developers despise their audience. It is the weirdest all mediums in that respect. They don't want love... they want jealousy or seething hatred.

Sorry I forgot about that one.

totally btfo'd us, woah..

you're a reddit with shit taste and no idea what's actually

t. award-winning novelist

I know what is better

t. sauron.

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that moment when you slit daud`s throat in first dishonored made me feel like a man. you crawl out of total shithole and punish the fucker who stole your loved ones.

Old times, when listening to metal and browsing free porn was "for nerds".

>browsing free porn was "for nerds".
Please. Everyone with an internet access and who knew how to empty browsing history looked for porn when they could.

>Notice: model required
>must be caucasian, attractive face and body
>must have black hair or dyed black
>oh and a fucking 10/10 perfect ass

>gays are not men
BASED

real mean fuck other men into submission
only beta sissies fuck those soft frilly girly girls. easy mode casuals.

Why does Yea Forums hate powerful women?

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no and not really

>slav
>caucasian

For what reason?

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>shit muncher coping

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Whats this

Because men give attention to them when they're being whores.

Rouge is hot but that art is disgusting.

Gay
Based

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Powerful woman. What's it look like?

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Shahdee never made anything to my 12 years old me, which is weird since i'm into goths since i have memory, kaileena on the other hand made me rock hard everytime, i can't find a reason for this, i thought she could have been in the uncanny valley back in the day but after replaying WW im convinced its not the case at all here, and kaileena still works for me after all these years

>powerful =/= giant

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sauce

Pretty sure stepping on cities makes you powerful

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for you

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>basedboy for enjoying plot

She walks like a robot

>knew how to clear browser history
My mom didnt even know how to check it. It was all video games and masturbation for me. And now it still is because no one ever told me to cut it out when it would have done anything.

she's one

if you're a man, yeah

Being giant and steeping on cities is fake power.
Its the equivalent of a toddler stepping on bugs.

True power is being able to kill the giant while still being regular sized.

That's rude user

No, serious that's a robot!

Hot damn, sauce?

You're an asshole. Just because she looks like a freak and walks like a robot doesn't mean she's a robot.

Coukd you dumbasses just give us the source already?

>Pulling any courageous action that suddenly turns the tide of the fight and leads team to victory
>Getting appreciation as a commander
>Destroying 3 or more tanks with satchel
>Mowing down bunch of Russians with MG as they charge
>Using flamethrower anytime, anyplace and anywhere

God, RS1 and RO2 are such kino games.

Lolipop Chainsaw

>Just because she looks like a freak
Wow. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooow!

Relative power is a shit argument because there is always a bigger fish in that case, making the idea as you describe it performative contradiction.

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Girls with purple skin, three eye balls and neon light ups embedded in the skin to make it look like a gpu is what freaks do/ have.

Give me the sauce already I wanna coom

People seriosly don't know about this?

Probably when I saw Cammy, Elena and Sakura in Street Fighter for the first time.

OWO

What are you, a fucking pussy? Admitting feer gives you more power than NOT admitting.. Then again I'm constantly afraid I'll go to prison since I always suspect that my possible beat uppers have a better lawyer than I could ever afford, sending me to prison, FOR being beaten up instead of THEM being sent to prison FOR beating me up, because of lawyers.

Self defense against animals though? Nope. Fuck that I'm fucking done if a bear or a wolf wants to eat me, and they literally eat their prey alive. Do you have any idea how potentially painful that is compared to being anally raped and then spitroasted by niggers in the showers, AND used as a punching bag? Trust me on this, you're going to beg to be in prison when a wolf or a bear starts munching on your ball sack.

I know it's porn but I forgot the name

>ITT:times when videogames made you realise you are a man.

Duke Nukem 3D. All of it.

Android Yukari

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shame this game wasn't actually fun

Yes please cut up those nasty ass feet.

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>That slap

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That fucking game.
I used to play through the whole thing just for the coomer bits.

The Grey did it better.

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Everyone's focused on the ass, but I'm charmed by her breaking face and putting on a huge grin right as she turns away from the crowd.

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Ayane my waifu for laifu.

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That's nothing near a perfect ass you dumb underage fag.

even my gay ass thinks youre gay af for that comment

so yeah maybe youre a fag or a woman

>grain elevator time
>teaming up with a bunch of fuckers
>storm through the gatehouse and the warehouses
>gets inside
>mowed down by mg
>hear dying and moaning waiting to respawn
i think they removed those later.

You've piqued my interest, show me your definition of a perfect ass.

>browsing free porn
When i wa a kid the internet was far from being popular my best shoot was porn magazines and porn VHS movies wich we trade bewteen friends to not fap to the same shit over and over. Man kids nowdays have it really easy.

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>that crumpled old porn mag me and my friends found half-buried in the dirt and we passes it around
>jpgs took a minute to load and videos an eternity
hard times-good times.

Ending was pretty great imo