Here's Samus in the Metroid movie

Samus is 6'3, she isnt a buff woman but she has a fit shape to her. The girl in the OP is a blob. you're right about the ass though

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Tis the Law of the Mutt in full effect.

This is what smash brawl did to the world

It's has a nice texture to it, almost like licking the inside of a grapefruit. Finger her with some flavored lube, and eat away. Women absolutely love it

Samus is 6'3 with the suit on, when will you faggots ever learn this? Also, that pic related is not a "fit shape". She has the same body as OP girl - slender and all soft.

>all the buttlines are baked into the skintight suit
Nah, she's nowhere near as hot.

>Samus should be played by the tall ugly bitch from GoT because she's tall and ugly just like I fantasize Samus to be

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unironically this.

Metroid II got it wrong by saying it's the suit.
Super Metroid fixed it by saying it's Samus herself.

Try again.

"Power suit hides a muscular woman who is almost 6'3" 200lbs" fuck whatever retconned shit you're reading

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I blame the swedes and the canadians.

Super Metroid never said that, stop referring to a shitty guide made by Americans.

Those stats are not official, but made up by NoA back in the day.

implying

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No this is samus

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Show me her official stats then

>imploding

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cursed

There are none that details her height and weight. Just like we don't have height and weight stats on Mario or Link. But from games, we can tell Samus looks just like the OP girl: slender and soft as fuck.

Samus is fucking tall

why'd they fuck up the gun and legs so hard, holy shit

She's not. You keep mixing it up with what she looks like in the power suit.

There is, the OFFICIAL Metroid II manual (not the American fan one) says the is 6ft2 with the suit.

Which means she's slightly shorter than that without the suit.

Bitch looks like someones grandma

pick the right tall blonde

>I dont have a source
>but your source is still wrong cause I said so

vgf.com/viewtopic.php?t=83443

Mario 5'1"
Link 5'11 (twilight princess)

WITH the suit, yes. No word on what she is WITHOUT the suit.

She's not going to be significantly shorter without the suit, retard. It's not like it stretches her legs and torso.

>speculation and broken links
Nice source, faglord

Yeah, but we have many, many variation of her losing her suit and revealing her body to know that the suit isn't that big. She's most likely somewhere between 5.7 to 6ft.

>we don't have height and weight stats on Mario
We do though. Mario is 155cm based on a life size statue Nintendo made

>judging by a statue in the real world
How can you be this fucking stupid?

You don't know about that. Stop speculating.

Again, stop speculating.

Play one of her game and compare her size with and after losing the suit (like a simple game over).

That's not speculation, that's not being a complete moron and using your eyes.
You're welcome.

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Her sprite is so small in games that you can't judge inches.

Samus is 5'1

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Samus is buff 7ft tall bird lady.
Anyone who disagrees is a big pee pee poo poo head that is scared that jacking it to buff women will turn them gay

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Your image says 6'2.8"

>buff
>tall
>posting fanart to prove
Say again?

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And what is Samus wearing in that image?

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she needs to be a blackest negroid so the pocs could related to her

I'm writing a story about samus getting dicked by aliens and i realized just how little personality she actually has.
There's pretty much only other M and i decided to just ignore that one for the most part.
Samus has less personality than any other female nintendo character.

So you never played Metroid. Got it.

Having 1'2" in padding. Lol GTFO. Her body has been shown to fit inside the suit with just a little bit of layering. See how it falls off her in smash during her final smash.

A small women does not hop out the power suit like some mech.

You're actually stupid, I'm dont responding to your nonsense

not being ironic or insulting you: if you were unable to tell what kind of personality samus has from her backstory and from Other M, you have (probably mild) autism

Here's what she actually looks like without the suit:

Short with a fat ass.

I only remember the baby

Does Samus really have what it takes to be a bounty hunter?

For example, when you need to obtain a bounty mark's whereabouts from some career criminals in a seedy backwater bar, but the federation has outlawed torture, what's your other option?

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tastes like shit

About a 1.5" heel?

So you're saying she's 6'1.2"?

She has other methods

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> I love showing everyone on Yea Forums my reaction image that shows how much I suck dicks

I already posted this in another thread but Samus is not a bounty hunter. The japs said she was cause it just sounded cool to them but they had no idea what a bounty hunter was and you can read it in the interview for prime 3:

ign.com/articles/2009/08/29/a-space-bounty-hunter-in-texas

>those ears

all women are whores

>I already posted this in another thread but Samus is not a bounty hunter.

Yes, I have seen you post this misinformation in every single Metroid thread on Yea Forums. It's as wrong as it has always been

play.nintendo.com/themes/friends/samus-aran/
>"The galaxy’s most famous bounty hunter"

nintendo.com/amiibo/detail/samus-aran-amiibo-metroid-series/
>"Samus Aran, an intergalactic bounty hunter"

nintendo.com/games/detail/metroid-samus-returns-3ds/
>Brave the hostile terrain of an alien planet teeming with vicious life forms as legendary bounty hunter Samus Aran.

metroidwiki.org/wiki/Samus_Aran
>"Samus Aran is an intergalactic Bounty Hunter"

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>>Yes, I have seen you post this misinformation in every single Metroid thread on Yea Forums.
Other than this one I have only ever posted in once.
Saying "bounty hunter" does not make her one, actually hunting bounties would make her one but she can't cause she doesn't work for money as the creators of your waifu have stated.

>For Prime 3, Retro needed a new gimmick and there was a great divide between the studio and Tanabe about what that should be. What they could agree on was Aran's character at least, for the most part. "Samus could best be summarized, at least in my mind, as Boba-Fett with a sense of honor. Everybody hears bounty hunter and, of course, Boba-Fett is synonymous with that for good reason: he's a very compelling character," says Walker. "But Samus has a sense of compassion and honor where she's not in it for the money. She does it to protect humanity. And her upbringing and being raised by the Chozo gave her that sense of nobility that I think many characters lack."

THIS so much.

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>Samus really isn't about the money, a truth that confused the developer -- and me, upon hearing this story -- when it presented Nintendo a gameplay design that appealed to Aran's chosen occupation. "We were looking for something more along the lines of a mission-based game where Samus collected bounties. And for the life of us we couldn't understand why [Nintendo was] being so resistive to that concept. And then over the period of days we came to understand that their definition of a bounty hunter is not a bounty hunter. It is not someone who brings in bad guys for money. That concept was completely outside of their definition," says Walker. Nintendo told Retro that Samus does not actually take bounties for those she hunts. (Someone should tell Nintendo that Aran has officially been labeled a bounty hunter for two decades now, a slight inconsistency.) "So we started joking that Samus was actually a pro-bono hunter. And occasionally we'll run into those nuances of translation and culture that can sometimes derail us for days."

>every official Nintendo source plainly states that Samus is a bounty hunter
>"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S WRONG IT'S WRONG IT'S WRONG!!! SAMUS IS NOT A FILTHY COP!!! SHE RESPECTS PoCs TOO MUCH!!"

cringe

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Refer to this post you retarded coomer

Refer to this post, retarded nigger

especially when ur their human toilet. Scat is the best.

>this is nu/v/'s debating level
Change the the pic for a wojak and I have seen this post in many other threads.

So i don't get it in super metroid you arrive by the motherbrain room and take a lift which take you down to brinstar where you start the first game but at the end you unlock tourian which has another motherbrain (reconstructed?) then you escape through the same corridors you came in by but you didn't go through tourian in reverse at the start.
Did they rebuild the whole tourian base elsewhere? I'm not sure i understand what's going on at all and where's the old motherbrain base?

There is no debate, Samus (a Nintendo character) is a bounty hunter. Every Nintendo source plainly says this. Secondary and tertiary sources like "localizers" are irrelevent.

What game is this? I had no idea Samus was this fucking fat.

Zero Mission

Thanks, user. Why is she so fat?

Don't kid yourself. It's going be a black woman.
Traitors run the media, remember?

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