Is there someone autistic enough to prove him wrong?
Is there someone autistic enough to prove him wrong?
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keep saying it
what did he say? Because it performs better than adventure 1
sonic adventure 2 isn't a degenerate crossdresser in an open relationship with his friend's ex wife
After seeing his baby dick I cant take him seriously
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This guy also did a 1 and a half hour long SA2 review, and a 2 hour long review of just its story, so he's plenty autistic.
ever see Mike Matei’s dick?
I literally just finished watching this video 10 minutes before someone made this thread.
What the fuck
hes hung like a horse
Sammy classic Sonic fan
What are his central points? I'm at work and can't view the video, but I dislike Sonic Adventure and would probably enjoy someone making a case for it.
What did he say again? That the Sonic/Shadow levels were good, but Tails/Eggman and Knuckles/Rouge sucked? He was right. I think I recall him saying the mech levels should’ve been floaty as they were in space, which is also correct. I can’t remember him saying the game was absolutely terrible. Just remembered for its best pieces, which is true. Seemed reasonable.
Just wait to get home and watch it you dumb bnigger
He literally said that the game is terrible and sucks hard. He even said your objectively wrong if you enjoyed it
Based.
I will probably have forgotten it at that point.
Jared contradicts himself and stupid.
Whenever something like that happens I simply blame Satan
That the only reason people like the game is because you can replay the sonic and shadow levels, so people think of those levels and playing them over and over again as the quality of the whole game
I'm autistic enough
Firstly, most of his complaints boil down to
>wah this doesn't fit my preconceived notions of what a sonic game should be
With that aside
>Sonic
City Escape, Metal Harbor, and Green forest are all fantastic missions
Pyramid Cave and Final Rush are good/great
Crazy Gadget is Bad
>Shadow
Radical Highway and White Jungle are fantastic
Sky Rail is good/great
Final Chase is decent/servicable
>Eggman
Cosmic Wall is fantastic
Weapon's bed is good/great
Iron Gate, Lost Colony, Sand ocean are decent/servicable
>Knuckles
Pumpkin Hill and Meteor Herd are fantastic
Wild Canyon is good/great
Death chamber is decent/servicable
Aquatic Mine is bad
>Tails
Mission Street is good/great
Route 101, Prison Lane and Hidden base are decent/servicable
Eternal Engine is bad
>Rouge
Dry Lagoon is good/great
Security Hall, Route 280 and Egg Quarters is decent/servicable
Mad Space is bad
Cannon's Core is probably averagging out to good overall.
So combined, most missions are either fantastic are good/great, a little less as many are decent/servicable, and you have a few bad ones. So overall on average, the game's somewhere between decent and good...
...Except then also you have the chao garden, alt missions,the MP, the 10/10 soundtrack, etc, which bumps it up further.
End this meme, see above. It's no worse then alright at worst unless you are one of the asshats who shit on them for the very idea of not being sonic stages.
If you want an actually good hour+ long autistic review, RubyofBlue has 2 videos like an hour long each talking about SA2's gameplay and story respectively, and also one refuting projared. He sucks it's dick a little much though in a very nostalgiadriven way even as somebody who loves the game, but i'd say it's a good attempt to pick at the brain of somebody who likes it; same with JebTube's.
IIRC ExoParadigmGamer has the best positive but fair/balanced review of SA2
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Cringe.
your daily reminder that this is projared
Is that real?
>autistic enough
one of the demos for sonic adventure 2 that came with phantasy star used a more loose feeling engine. it was enough of a difference to feel like you had more control over sonic and pals to the point where it felt BETTER than the final game
and it kept the shoes before the SOAP shoe deal, so by default its simply superior in this regard, but to answer the question yes, his taste is shit, and hes just bad at the treasure hunting like 90% of the people playing this shit.
lets also not forget anything past the dreamcast release added exclamation points tot ell you youre right on it, while dreamcast didnt have such a thing. this meant you had to get good instead of relying on some gay red indicator above your head
tails was shoehorned in and rushed, eggman wasnt, you can argue half the mech shit is awful but you cannot argue that the dreamcast iteration was worse than other versions due in part to core shit being fucked up in later releases (ie: lighting in thr ARK when youre eggman, needing to shoot shit to see. on dreamcast its dark as fuck and you cant see a goddamn thing)
my opinion stands valid simply because hes a shitter and has no opinion other than "wo, 1/3 of this game is trash" when its really 2/3 of the game is too difficult for him to pick up and play because guess what faggot, knuckles and tails dont go fast. eggman and rouge dont go fast. theyre slow because theyre not sonic and shadow, and tails sucked dick in SA1, knuckles just needed refining
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Yes. He was caught sending nudes to underage girls. The images included his face. That cosplay was uploaded to his instagram account.
>because guess what faggot, knuckles and tails dont go fast
>theyre slow because theyre not sonic and shadow
Knuckles is nearly as fast as Sonic in this game.
thats besides the point
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Get fucked niggas.
“2019 SUCKED! And the games were bad too!”
I take it you didn’t see the video he did pretty much showing the receipts proving he’s not a pedo?
I'm his size but a bit thicker. Am I going to make it?
No
stop spreading shit, he was not sending it to underage people, the guys lied about that and he has proved them wrong
>they said they were 18 so everyone should stop being mean to me waaa waaaaaa
You really believed that bitch?
Take a good look at the dick you're sucking.
Seems more like the dick living rent free in your ass, faggot.
It's sad how many faggots there are that whine about Sonic gameplay in general just because they can't be good at it as soon as they start playing, especially pathetic seeing how the ring system is designed to cater to shitters like them. I don't need to say that there's a shitton of mediocre to bad Sonic games, but they're not all bad just because you can't speedrun the game on your first try.