>Playing Sekiro
>Never bother learning boss patterns / parry timing
>Instead just abuse infinite running, jump attacks, and shadowrush
>Every boss becomes a cakewalk
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOWN
Times you acted like the Joker playing video games
Brandon Cox
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Jackson Morris
>game asks to not turn off the power while saving
>press the power button immediately
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
Eli Thomas
>go on fetch quest for NPC
>grab item and throw it into a lake
GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE
Mason Gomez
>skip through text
>did you get all of that
>say yes
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
Matthew Cooper
>"Remember to take a break every hour!"
>I just keep playing the game
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Robert Brown
>'press power button to continue'
>press a key on my keyboard instead
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
Jonathan Foster
>preorder game at gamestop
>cancel my bank account right before game is released
ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?
Robert Walker
>Did you understand all of what I said? Yes/No
>Click no even though I did understand it
OCEAN MAN OCEAN MAN
Michael Scott
>you must restart the computer to complete the installation
>continue using my PC like normal anyways
I'M WAITING IN MY COLD CELL, AS THE BELL BEGINS TO CHIME
Jordan Roberts
I dropped the n word in VRChat even though I'm white
Aiden Thomas
Joker would NEVER say n word
Dylan Lewis
>Modern FPS game
>Change controls to legacy so it handles like GoldenEye 64
OOH WA AH AH AH
Josiah Brown
>"Yea Forums - Video Games"
>post a non-video game thread instead
I'M NUCLEAR
Caleb Reyes
>playing halo:reach
>with my roommate first time playing reach
>skip all the cutscenes
OH FATHER OH SATAN OH SUN
Ayden Harris
he would
Adrian Harris
>Horror game
>Jack the brightness all the way up so I don't get scared
SUCKER TRIED TO PLAY ME BUT YOU NEVER PAID ME
Cooper Ortiz
Joker would say the n word to remind everyone else that WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Kevin Smith
>lose all my money gambling in san andreas
>reload save
1. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Aiden Wilson
>playing game
>really want to take a shit
>realize that I'm a Gamer™ and that I cant do that
Samuel Garcia
>have previously spent hundreds of hours playing a game
>"are you sure you wan't to skip the tutorial? It's highly recommended that new players experience it!"
>select the tutorial option
I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR
Jonathan Campbell
>GTA game
>follow all the laws of the road, never harm another pedestrian
ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS
Ryan Morales
>Game wants me to conserve important items like health packs and ammo
>Use them all up as soon as it get them
>Lose when I get to a difficult area
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Landon Green
>Game has previously designated roles before the queue
>pick X
>chose Y in game
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
James Thompson
>Get friend playing red dead redemption 2
>Spoil all the deaths just before they happen
WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY
Henry Hall
>try to steamroll through kanto with just charmander
>immediately lose to Brock
OH JENNY CANT YOU SEE
YOU CAN LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Alexander Murphy
>Game based around teamwork
>Go off and do my own thing and the other team wins
>My team calls me a faggot
SHAKE DOWN 1979, COOL KIDS NEVER HAVE THE TIME
Michael Fisher
>"Do you want to turn on multicore rendering?"
>Multicore rendering is faster on my PC
>Say no anyways, because fuck the system
Carter Green
>someone types gg after a game
>say the gamer word by typing ni**er in chat
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!
Jonathan Cox
>play Ninja Gaiden 2 on x360 on the hardest difficulty
>abuse a bug to skip a hard fight and finish the game
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
Jaxson Campbell
>only take full court shots in NBA JAM
NOW YA DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA
Justin Johnson
>Multiplayer FPS game
>Turn off chat and voicechat
>Play my own music, despite the fact you can use sound to locate enemies in the game
Isaiah James
What a fucking cringe thread, not a single poster here is over 25, fucking kill yourselves.
Benjamin Gray
>"Press start"
>presses A instead
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Xavier Cooper
>Playing Fortnite
>Mom enters room and asks if I want pizza rolls
>Say yes even though I'm not very hungry
BASHING IN THE BRAINS OF THESE HOES AND ESTABLISHING A NAME AS HE GOES
Adam Baker
ok sorry
David Flores
Imagine posting on 4channel past the age of 25 lmao.
James Rivera
>watch video on youtube about gender inequality in gaming
>leave an encouraging compliment, saying that I respect their different opinion and complimenting their editing skills
VULTURES CIRCLING ABOVE, HYENAS MOCKING THE KILL
Henry Ramirez
> do heist on gta online
> kill myself and quit at the last minute
YOU CAN SEE YOUR BREATH HANGING IN THE AIR, YOU SEE THE HOMELESS PEOPLE BUT YOU JUST DON'T CARE
Nolan King
>invading in Dark Souls
>kill a solo host who didn't know what he was doing
>point down
LET LOSE ALL THE ANGER HELD BACK TOO LONG MY BLOOD RUNS COLD
Landon Adams
>Playing multiplayer server
>Rules : have fun
>Dont have fun
Jordan Perry
>Enter thread on Yea Forums I know I won't enjoy
>Get frustrated other people are enjoying themselves
>Instead of leaving the thread I complain about it to people who don't care what I think
THOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIED
Ryder Russell
>game lets you have animal companion
>kill it immediately
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR
Benjamin Nelson
>sexually attracted to women
>exclusively watch gay porn
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
Dominic Phillips
Fucking cringe
John Moore
>See Entei
>Run Away
A BEAUTIFUL HEART! FAITHFUL AND STRONG!
Liam Carter
You're trying too hard.
Landon Walker
>browse Yea Forums
>spend all my time in threads I don't like
DON'T STOP DON'T STOP WE'RE IN LUCK NOW
Jonathan Stewart
>make a shit post
>reply to my own post saying its based
Based post
GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT
Chase Edwards
They arent the same person
Gabriel Williams
I know.
Ethan Baker
>buy brand new game for 60 dollars
>never play it
THESE LIGHTS, THEY CARRY ME, THROUGH THE DARKEST NIGHTS
Leo Stewart
>With a car, you can go anywhere you want
>Only go from work to home instead
WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE
Brayden Fisher
>do it again
Based
THIS DEMON INSIDE TAKES AHOLD OF ME
Eli Torres
>GTA
>Always stop at red lights while driving
CAN YOU FEEEEEEEL LIFE
Anthony Jackson
>Playing game
>Want to quit
>"Quitting already, coward?"
>Feel kind of insulted and sad
>Quit anyway
Carson Perez
>Kid asks me if I have games on my phone
>Say no even though I have dozens
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF SHIT
Levi Young
>game a clownputer
>it has no games
Kayden Reyes
>play skate 3
>walk everywhere
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
Dominic Wright
>see thread about game I like
>spam and derail the thread with soijaks, tranny pics and nigger cocks
104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
Samuel Hall
Kek
Luke Butler
>love playing video games
>pretend to hate all of them on Yea Forums
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
Hunter White
Andrew Torres
>game gives the option of playing combat with lethal kills or stealthy with non-lethal knockouts
>play it combat non-lethal
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Brayden Gomez
>play game and enjoy it
>bash it on Yea Forums because i don't want other people playing it
NIGGAS IFFY UH
Adrian Watson
>no yaku
>1 tile left
>furiten
>riichi anyways
KILLING SLOW IS THE WAY I CONQUER
THE TORTURE TEST CAN WAIT NO LONGER
Jace Gomez
>Please do not turn off power while saving
>Pulls out plug
Auoauaouoauouououauouauo AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jaxson Johnson
>someone blows me out in an argument in a thread
>quote them and post a wojak
FROM THE AMAZON A TERROR TO BEHOLD
Angel Martinez
>Game thanks me for playing
>I don't say "You're welcome" out loud
HIGHWAY RUN
Liam Reed
based
Bentley Price
>playing dark souls
>A Dark Spirite has invaded!
BLUE JAY-WAY, FUCK YOU
Elijah Price
twisted fucking psychopath
Chase White
>falseflag console warriors on Yea Forums
>im an idort
HERE IS THE NEWS
Nathaniel Campbell
>playing Shogi in Yakuza
>use the grandmaster difficulty in a Shogi app on my phone for all my moves for easy wins
WHEN HEAVENS DIVIDE
Kayden Howard
>teammate drops AWP
>kill them on round start
SO HERE I AM DOIN EVERYTHING I CAN
Ayden Phillips
>take viagra
>go to my folders of porn that I've spent days downloading
>start deleting it
I THINK THAT SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL ME
Luis Johnson
>Get dominated in a videogame
>Keep giving heartfelt compliments in the chat when he kills me even though im fucking seething
Daniel Jones
>spent months forcing goldface never, EVER meme for GTA V
>was waiting for the PC release so I could use the custom soundtrack option
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
Justin Rivera
>play Minecraft
>in
>creativity model
>pretend it is surv
>ival mode
>return game for being too
>easy
I DID MY BEST TO NOTICE WHEN THE CALL CAME DOWN THE LINE UP TO THE PLATFORM OF SURRENDER I WAS BROAD BUT I WAS KIND AND SOMETIMES I GET NERVOUS WHEN I SEE AN OPEN DOOR CLOSE YOUR EYES CLEAR YOUR HEART CUT THE CORD ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER MY SIGN IS VITAL MY HANDS ARE COLD AND I AM ON MY KNEES LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER?
Caleb Foster
Unbelievably based
Hudson Bailey
>post in joker thread
>lyrics are incorrect
BLACKSTREETS BLACK ALRIGHT
Grayson Collins
>playing goldeneye multiplayer with my brother and two friends
>screen look
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
Caleb Hughes
>Play game
>Devs want you to listen to the soundtrack
>Turn the music volume off despite actually wanting to listen to it in-game
Jack Green
>guy keeps trying to duel me because we seem equally matched but in reality I keep getting lucky and he's clearly better than me but I don't want him to confirm this
>avoid him the whole game
LET'S GET EVERYBODY AND THE STUFF TOGETHER OKAY 1 2 3 4 LET'S DO THIS THING
David Jenkins
>pretend to be a gatekeeping elitst on Yea Forums
>spend all my time playing CoD with friends
I'M A BAD GUY
Samuel Brooks
>Play game
>Its fucking hard
>Shitpost about how easy the game is on Yea Forums to cope
Andrew Long
>pretend to hate weeb shit
>own a lot of anime video games on steam
SHUT UP AND EAT! TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT!
Chase Reed
> I've never acted like the joker before
>enter thread anyway
ONE PUSH IS ALL YOU NEED
Josiah Gonzalez
>play any game with a queue matchmaking
>wait until the last possible second to confirm to make people wait slightly longer
>once inside the game locate our top scorer or a vital player like a healer and vote to kick them
>it goes through
IT AIN'T ME. AIN'T ME. I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE ONE. NO.
Ethan Price
>make a joker post
>song lyrics are from a song I hate
ITS WEEZER AND ITS WEEZY
Brayden Butler
>playing red dead redemption 2
>see man traveling all by himself in the middle of nowhere
>kill his horse and rapidly gallop away
I'M A FUCKIN' WALKING PARADOX
Charles Hill
>Topscoring in multiplayer game
>Mostly due to lucky kills and healing
>Way more deaths than kills
>Still say "gg ez noobs" at the end of the game
Jaxon Lewis
>pretend
SO TAKE YOUR FUCKING FAKER FACE AND STAY AWAY FROM ME
Xavier Ortiz
>playing Crash Team Racing
>know I'm the host
>quit out of the lobby just before the game starts, forcing everybody back into matchmaking
DROP YOUR SILVER IN MY TAMBOURINE
Parker Lewis
>Play hentai VN
>sex scene happens
>skip it
THE LUNATIC IS ON THE GRASS
Ryan Ramirez
>game has amazing subs
>choose the dubs
WERE YOU BORN A CRAZY, OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE? EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY TONIGHT
Nolan Perez
>Go on Yea Forums
>Hate anime faggots
>Wish it was legal to kill you degenerates
NO REALLY, I FUCKING WISH I COULD MURDER YOU FAGGOTS!
Colton Adams
>Friend who is an attractive girl asks to ERP
>Say yes
>Roleplay as the joker because hes my idol
>Have to stay in-character, so i complain about society then immediately block her before anything happens
Lincoln Thompson
>Playing sonic adventure
>See Omochao
>Throw him off the stage
Samuel Morales
>play ace combat 5
>final mission
>your squad mates call your name
> NO
>Archer, Swordsman, Nagase: UGGGHHHHHHH
OOOHHHHHH IM THE HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
Jonathan Lee
>go to a site made full weebs
>get mad at seeing weebs
I'M LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE GLASS
Noah Kelly
>medic asks for sandvich because hes low
>dont need the sandvich
>if i give him the sandvich we get more chances of winning the round, thus having more fun
>[Heavy voice] No!
>we both end up dying thanks to my decision
Cry about it.
Gabriel Howard
>>go to a site made, full of weebs
DONT WAKE ME UP DONT WAKE ME UP DONT WAKE ME UP
Dylan Kelly
>game has amazing subs
>choose the dubs
WERE YOU BORN CRAZY, OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE? EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY TONIGHT
Joseph Collins
>go on Yea Forums
>keep deleting and reposting my own posts for no reason other than to confuse other people
Samuel James
>game tells me to have fun with my friends outside of azeroth
>don't have any friends outside of azeroth
IT'S BEEN
Wyatt Kelly
>Play EYE Divine Cybermancy with a friend
>Reach the end with the philosophical messages
>"You know, there's some truth to this story..."
>"user what the fuck are you talking about?"
>I smile
>"Have you ever heard of the Demiurge? He controls the whole world, your pain, your suffering. He's responsible for all that. You ever thought of breaking out of it and realise that all of this is a lie? That your perception is just that of a pawn being lead by shadows in the wall?"
>"user, stop acting like this, you're scaring me"
>"I know, my friend. The truth is frightening, isn't it?"
>"user, you've been watching too many sci-fi movies, please stop"
>I chuckle.
>"You'll find out the truth soon enough."
>Start team-killing him by overdosing him with the medkit in order to get him to "wake up"
>Get blocked
ON A GATHERING STORM COMES A TALL HANDSOME MAN
WITH A DUSTY BLACK COAT AND A RED RIGHT HAND.
Brandon Cox
based
Blake Gutierrez
>Play game on free trial weekend
>Leave a negative review
FEELING ALL PRESSURED BY THE PEERS AND THE MEDIA
Gavin Reed
>enter thread
>post anime picture and tell everyione to grow up
YOU BETTER RUN FASTER THAN MY BULLET
Ethan Fisher
>play Mega Man Zero
>Ciel asks if I'll help the resistance
>say No
HEY HEY NINGEN SUCKER
Alexander Miller
>new to game
>disable tips
YOU GOTTA FIGHT JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH
Jackson Martin
Lum deserves better posts than this.
James Brooks
lmao
Luke Reyes
>see objective obviously pointing in one direction
>go in the other
MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIIIRAL
Juan Stewart
>Shooter game
>Enemy theam and friend team are at 1 kill to win the game
>I let the enemy kills me
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAYOR TOM YOU REALLY MADE THE GRADE
Matthew Nelson
that dude literally had nigger porn in his notebook or that's some tanned blonde white girl idk
Luke Murphy
>finish game
>credits say, "and thank YOU for playing!"
>don't say, "you're welcome"
AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
Asher Martin
>Press any button to start
>Leave apartment and trigger the fire alarm
KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON
Juan Campbell
>Playing multiplayer
>the match starts
>Scream nigger and leave
I REMEMBER WHEN ROCK WAS YOUNG
Blake Mitchell
>pay media to slowly build up a hysteria and hate for pedos over decades until the public are afraid of cartoons
>actually a pedo myself and own high profit black market child sex slave rings
*Jewish music*
Ryder Price
>want to play videogames
>clean the house instead
I'LL STEAL ALL THE OXYGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Isaiah King
Based song choices.
Juan Morris
Yeah, he would just say nigger
Jose Campbell
>join multiplayer game queue
>finally get in
>minimise and browse Yea Forums
NO SILENT PRAYER FOR FAITH DEPARTED
Kayden Ward
>Racing game
>Right way is forward
>Go backwards
Lincoln Brown
>have the flag
>teammate says "don't cap"
>cap anyway
I'M STANDING ON A CHAIR BECAUSE I EARNED MY LIFE
Jack Gray
>VR Warning not for children under 12
>Let kids use it
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
Elijah Morales
>Not Yet.
Jackson Adams
>install mods for Bethesda games
>pay no attention to the load order
AND I'M WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE
Anthony Powell
based
Chase Reyes
That's obviously a white girl you blind retard.
Josiah Peterson
>just play the game normally
BET YOU WERENT EXPECTING THAT
John Reed
But you're suppose to use the other joker for this meme unless this is a meta joker joke
Mason Wood
>literally been shitting my pants for the past hour
>mother orders me to go to the bathroom immediately
>tell her "not yet"
GOOD NIGHT. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER, THAT'S LI-
Robert Martinez
Yeah... haha why would someone do that... just get a life and kids haha...
Bentley Morris
>play Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
>open it
HEY BIG GUY HEY LITTLE GUY
CAN YOU TELL ME WHO CAME FIRST
David Campbell
>see an on-topic thread
>sage it anyways
HERE WE GO BUDDY HERE WE GO BUDDY HERE WE GO
Ayden Foster
>be playin some shitty p2w browser mmorpg
>be playin hard and socializing hard
>be an asset to a guild, helping newbies, being informative etc.
>get recognized, promoted to guild officer
>server keeps going, we're top guild, life's good
>being officer, second only to guildmaster destroy guild from inside. kick all players, destroy all upgrades, destroy all upgrades etc.
>log in next day like nothing happened, take full responsibility and offer no explanation
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECIES
Oliver Peterson
>200+ hours played in multiplayer game
>never even touched ranked mode
CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING
Isaiah Long
what comic is this panel from?
Noah Morales
I think it may be from The Killing Joke but I'm not sure.
Jonathan Edwards
wtf how did you find this picture of me???
Jayden Diaz
thanks
Ryder Cox
>deus ex
>paul tells me to stick with the prod
>throw the prod into the sea instead
FORGIVE ME MAMA
Nathan Ward
>play overwatch with my gf
>promise to not get mad
>don't put my heart and soul into it, and we end up losing
>she gets mad
CAUSE I GOT SOME KIND OF DISEASE AND THERE ARE NO REMEDIES
Jacob Richardson
you're going to hell user, thats way over the line
Hudson Price
i dont think you know what "heartfelt" means
Ethan Anderson
>game introduces you to a enemy you'll be facing off against
>press select to learn more of it
>dont press it
A CITY OF EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ryder Foster
>Play game known for boss gimmicks and environmental traps that make you think on your feet
>Read a guide before I even launch it
Jordan Collins
>Convince friend to play a round of multiplayer X-COM
>Start telling him about unmarked helicopters and Ayys
>"Ha Ha, user, nice to see you're in-character"
>Continue rambling, this time getting serious and sending actual leaked documents confirming the existence of UFOs and Aliens
>"Ha ha, very funny user, you should be a comedian."
>Block my friend and call him a Disinfo Agent
UNMARKED HELICOPTERS HOVERING ABOVE
THE LORD IS COMING SOON
UNMARKED HELICOPTERS HOVERING ABOVE
THEY SAID IT WAS A WEATHER BALLOON
Julian Hill
>go to Yea Forums
>shit talk weebs
>fap exclusively to hentai manga even though I don't even watch anime
A JUMPED UP PANTRY BOY
WHO NEVER KNEW HIS PLACE
Jose Powell
>Play racing game
>Reach 1st place mid-race
>Stop, turn car sideways and start blocking the road
YOU CANNOT KIIIILL MEEEEEEE
Grayson Williams
>customer orders lemonade with a couple ice cubes
>give him lemonade with only one ice cube
LOOP DE LOOP AND PULL
YOUR SHOES ARE LOOKING COOL
Sebastian Wright
>play GTA
>follow traffic rules
GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG
Robert Reed
>Fallout New Vegas
>new save
>"Would you like to play with Hardcore mode?"
>"Yes"
>"No (Recommended)"
>pick Yes
I'M NOT OOOKAY I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAY
Logan Roberts
>play action/adventure RPG where build choices really matter
>just sword and board and push through even though its harder than it needs to be
IM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANT TO BE FREE!
Dominic Davis
>Play fighting game
>Loose
>Rematch
>Win by the skin of my teeth and t-bag
>Quit
I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
Ryan Gutierrez
>Buy PS3
>It has no games
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
Xavier Sullivan
>"press (button) and (button) to continue"
>press the same button twice
SON
YOU'VE GOT A WAY TO FALL
Liam Bell
>Game prompts me to jump and airdash over an obstacle
>Walk straight into the obstacle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEE
MAAAAAARRRRIIIIAAAAAAAAA
Hudson Flores
>SO THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A HEARTWARMING FAMILY REUNION?
THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYE CALLS YOUR BLUFF.
Jace Jones
THE PS3 HAD A FEW GAMES
Lucas Richardson
>server rules: ENGLISH ONLY
>deliberately speak broken sentenced in languages i only know three words in
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
Lincoln Martin
Isaac Baker
>press any key
>don't press any keys
I CAN GO WITH THE FLOW
Dylan Morgan
>play dark souls trilogy
>always wield heavy as shit armour so you need to barely learn the dodge timings and can just facetank anything
>summon for bosses
>claim that the series is not actually that hard
Grayson Kelly
>only play singleplayer games
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA IM COCCOOO FOR THE COCO PUFFS
Luis Scott
>make Doom advert
>put rap in it
YUH
Jeremiah Taylor
>get told to eat shit while playing Vidya online
>Drink my dog's piss instead
YOU BETTER RUN YOU BETTER DO WHAT YOU CAN
Ian Allen
What is "Dragon's Dogma"
Matthew Cook
Imagine wasting your youth here instead of just shitposting after work.
Adam Richardson
for me?
shitposting AT work
Lincoln Murphy
>game has a variety of weapons and outfits
>stick with default weapon and outfit because im a lorefag
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN
Kevin Davis
>see blatant bait thread
>crack knuckles and cancel my scheduled appointments
>falseflag post and argue with myself, effectively derailing it for the next 12 hours
THE RECORD SHOWS
I TOOK THE BLOWS
AND DID IT MYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAYYYYYYY
Xavier Cox
>get killed beause invader pushed me off a cliff
>indict him
COME ON EILEEN
Jackson Nguyen
>Go into any thread about any hardware
>User posts some legitimate flaws to it
>Post: "Seems like you got some poor money management skills buddy, using your free time to cry here instead of work?"
>At least 8 replies
Lucas Watson
>copy of bloodborne says only on PlayStation
>Jam the disc into my switch and start up YouTube
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
Cameron Williams
>buy game to try it out
>pirate it if I like it
IT'S A
BITCH CONVINCING PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU
Owen Turner
>have a pc which cost 2k eurodollars
>join in console war threads and pretend to defend consoles over pc
Adrian Gonzalez
>SERVER RULES: NO EXPLOSIVES IN FLAG ROOM
>put claymores in every entrance
A PSYCHEDELIC BOY IN A PSYCHEDELIC WORLD
Sebastian Campbell
>play professor layton and the curious village
>look up a guide and cheat all the way through
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE, ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD i actually did this...
Levi Morales
>your skill is too low to use this item and its properties will be ignored
>use it anyway
I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
Brandon Morris
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was queueing for a dota 2 game and then I found myself a game
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
In my life
WHY DO I GIVE VALUABLE TIME
TOOOO PEEOPPLE WHO DONT CARE IF I LIFE OR DIIIIE?!
Nolan Jenkins
>play crime based rpg game
>join a faction
>work my way up over several years becoming part leader
>steal billions from faction bank
>put all money in offshore bank
>make fun of all the people seething
SOMETIMES I DRIVE SLOW, SOMETIMES I DRIVE QUICK
Jackson Anderson
oh nonoonno psgbros...
Adam Hill
>playing game for first time
>install a shit load of mods to the point where the original game is barely even recognizable
I'VE GOT A CONFESSION TO MAKE
Jose Butler
>gaming in an office chair
>when i'm not even in the office
YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
Easton Martinez
>"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created"
>don't reload and persist in the doomed world I have created
I'M KNITTING WITH ONLY ONE NEEDLE
UNRAVELING FAST, IT'S TRUE
Christopher Allen
>talk about dragon ball anime while on Yea Forums
>talk about dragon ball games while on Yea Forums
OH NO, THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO, GO GO GODZILLA
Charles Collins
>Playing Skyrim
>Meet a Gourmet fan picking ingredients
>Murder him on a fucking spot
>Threw his body in the river
>Carry on with my adventures
Kevin Sanders
Deep Rock Galactic
>join 2/4 haz4 with XP bonus, Point Extraction, 15 minutes in
>2 guys bark orders at me and threaten kick if not followed
>one wave after another, ammo getting short, people die, I rez several times
>relative noobie joins
>they immediately start shitting on him, even though he tries his best
>they kick him after 10 minutes
>barely manage to get 10 Aquarq and call pod, now 30 minutes in
>massive wave spaws, faggots barely managed to reach the pod
>as they run up the ramp I shoot and kill them
>let the monsters consume me
>as the screen fades to black I only see their REEEEEEs in chat
I love doing shit like this, I don't even care about the XP or money. You can't buy excitement like this any way.
Adrian Bell
>playing new fighting game, no clue how it works
>dive straight into multiplayer
A LONG ASS FUCKING TIME AGO IN A TOWN CALLED KICKAPOO
Carson Sanchez
>play stellaris
>own half the galaxy
>throw away my entire military
>domineering empire wants to vassalize me
>accept
ALLAH IS DEAD TO ALL
James Butler
>playing AoE2
>opponent says 'gg'
>resign before he can
TAKE IT BACK TO THE START
I'VE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART
Jaxon Cooper
>game tells me to not pursue Lu Bu
>pursue him anyway
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Nolan Davis
>buy season pass
>don't even own the game
I WANNA PUSH YOU AROUND WELL I WILL WELL I WILL
Hudson Sanchez
>get a song stuck in my head
>replace all the lyrics with “nigger”
nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger
Logan Bell
>lose game and bottom score
>type gg ez in the chat anyway
KING JEREMY THE WICKED
RULED HIS WORLD
Adrian Rogers
>say gg
>it was actually bg
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Henry Rodriguez
>Press any button to start
>Push the power button
LOCK ME UP
Zachary Watson
ss13
>hop tells me he'll give me an all access id
>give him my id
>closes the shutters and calls security on me and i get brigged
>come back later and climb over the table and beat him unconscious and crush him to death under the shutters
Brandon Phillips
>my team is losing
>switch teams
>still lose at the end
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND
Jacob Barnes
>team is winning
>throw the match and cause team to lose
I'M THE MAN ON THE SILVER MOUNTAIN
Jonathan Brown
>lose game
>say gg ez at the end of the match
YOU LOOK FOR ME INSIDE THE DARK
Parker Watson
>match isnt even half way done
>say GG
CAUSE BABY YOU’RE A FIREWORK
Liam Wood
Though I was the only one
Jordan Kelly
>Mighty number 9 starts looking like shit
>Donate over a hundred times to kick starter through different accounts
IN THE NIGHT WE BREAK THE SORROW
IN THE NIGHT WE COME ALIVE
IN THE NIGHT ADRENALINE IS HIGHER THAN HEAVEN
Xavier Wright
>play game up until the final boss
>quit the game in the room right before the final battle
>never play the game again
WHITE ON WHITE TRANSLUCENT BLACK CAPES
BACK ON THE RACK
Austin Thompson
>nobody denying it
Luis Hill
>play Left 4 Dead 2 matchmaking
>immediately start attacking my teammates until I'm vote kicked
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
Julian Cruz
Post in act-like-Joker thread
Greentext song instead
>CRAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIING IIIN MY SKIIIIIIN
Leo Morales
I literally did this with Dragon Age Origins and even traded the game in afterwards to get Fallout New Vegas, so I never did finish it
Logan Russell
I did it with Mega Man Battle Network 4, except I did eventually go back years later and beat it
Landon Howard
>girl joins the server
>don't sperg out
TIPTOE
THROUGH THE TULIPS
WITH MEEEEEEE
Isaac Harris
>play at Yea Forums server for a multiplayer game
>instead of being cunt to newbies, show them the ropes, give them extra guns and be friendly with them
>if some regular starts bullying them, remind the bully of their own newbie mistakes
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
Nolan Jenkins
>Girl joins server
>Immediately start asking for milkies
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME COMING
Owen Nelson
>animeposter is retarded
What a surprise
Connor Hughes
>Tell guild thot Im going to send her cats
>Its actually my fat stinky wiener
DEVIL IN MY FINGERS
PLEASURE AT MY FEET
Jayden Harris
>pirate a game
>enjoy it thoroughly
>buy it on steam, leave a negative review and refund it, then harass the devs by email for months and threaten to shoot up their office
SAMBA
SAMBA (DEJANEIRO)
SAMBA, SAMBA (DE JANEIRO)
Levi Bailey
>get fetch quest from NPC
>looked up the quest on a wiki beforehand and collected the items on the way so I could instantly turn in the quest
WE COULD LIVE BESIDE THE OCEAN, LEAVE THE FIRE BEHIND
Thomas Evans
>Spend hours on GTS in pokemon looking for a fair trade
>The moment i get the one i was searching for i get rid of it through wonder trade
LETS GO TO THE BEACH PEACH
Jacob Taylor
>Buy a second hand New 3DS XL
>Proceed to download all the games I want by hacking it
I TAKE WHAT'S MINE
AND TAKE SOME MORE
Adam Morales
>play game
>spend hours 100%ing it
>do this for all the save files
>delete every single one after ive maxed out all of them
IVE GOT THIS BURNING IN MY VEINS, IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING BUT GASOLINE
Tyler Campbell
>buy a pS4
>only buy Xbox One games for it
A YO THIS BEAT IS BANANAS
John Martin
>play Mega Man games
>look up the boss order
FLIP A SWITCH AND TURN IT OFF YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE
Ian Parker
>spend dozens of hours breeding for a shiny gastly with perfect IVs
>release it right after
HERE IN THIS DARKNESS THAT I LAY
Camden Jackson
>buy a physical copy of a game
>put it up on my games shelf unopened and never play it
I SEE THE WAY FORWARD YOU SEE NOTHING. TIME TO SAY FUCK IT I'M MY OWN MAN.
Jordan Wood
>buy limited edition
>open it but never look at the contents or play the game
HOT DAMN HOT WATER HOT SHOWER
Ian Rivera
>make characters in H-games to show off
>delete them without sharing any
LET'S TAKE A MOMENT AND BREAK THE ICE
Leo Kelly
>run from every wild pokemon encounter
>encounter a shiny pokemon
>go out of my way to kill it
WHEN I'M CLOWNIN, I, I GET SILLY, LIKE SOMEONE LACED MY PHILLY
Nicholas Brooks
>Create a meme on Yea Forums
>Try to make sequels and new content based on meme
>Nobody likes them
>Can't recapture the magic of the original
RIDI PAGLIACCIO!
SUL TUO AMORE INFRANTO!
RIDI DEL DUOL CHE T'AVVELENA IL COR!
Hudson Scott
>Yea Forums and Yea Forums tell you something is based
>It's actually cringe
Why did you faggots leave out the faggot he's into beastiality and wants to fuck a nigger?
Isaiah Hall
Based. I love fucking with faggots like that.
>they kick the new player even though you're carrying their asses the whole time
One of my favorite things to do in Payday 2 was keep the newbie alive and help him out all the time while I let the faggots fuck up and go into custody, unable to kick me because they know they'd lose, and if they fucked with the new guy I would throw the game.
They would go from talking shit to quietly seething the whole match and then instantly leave once we got the win.
Colton Cruz
YOURE SHIDDING YOURSELF
Wyatt Parker
It was part of the act
Logan Jenkins
>play racing game
>turn around at the beginning of the race and do the course in reverse
WHEN SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS SHE PUTS THE REST ON A TRAY
IN A ZIPLOC BAG
IN THE FREEZER
Elijah Ramirez
This is my first post in 4 months.
I just lurk now
Samuel Diaz
>only read lyrics in this thread
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS
Jace Davis
>laugh at gachafags and shitpost in their threads
>I've spend over 3000 dollars in FGO
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
Connor Gray
>hate certain people a particular fetish
>pretend to have that same fetish and shitpost, giving them ideas in the process
STOP PLAYIN' GAMES
START EXCHANGIN' NAMES
Daniel Gray
Seriously?
Sebastian White
>declare riichi for a yakuman hand
THE FIRES OF GREED WILL BURN THE WEAK
SO WE'LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE
Connor Myers
>game has parental control options
>turn them on without being a parent
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Evan Perry
>person says they spent $1000 and didnt get the servant they wanted
>say i got them in 1 ticket by accident
HOW DOES IT FEEL? TELL ME HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Noah Morales
>Begin crying in voice chat while also laughing
>sniffle in voice chat like I just did coke
>some guys character walks up to me to ask if everything is fine.
>Begin team killing his character while crying and laughing
>start screaming how no one is civil and SOCIETY has driven me to this!
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Noah Lopez
>Play DayZ
>Fresh spawn
>Find female avatar
>start beating the shit out of here while screaming go home game girl
>kill myself in the woods with shotgun later
Ryder Ross
>Do thing
>Then stop doing it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Parker Campbell
>Play Oblivion
>Only complete the main story quests
I'M GONNA BE THE MANE EVENT LIKE NO KING WAS BEFORE
Asher Bailey
>game warns me I'll be punished for quitting a match
>quit anyway just to fuck things up for my team
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND
Alexander Garcia
>try not to cum!
>cum instantly
SICKO MODE
Ryan Mitchell
>please take a 15 minute break every one hour
>dont
SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM
TROUBLE KEEPS YOU MOVING FASTER
Cameron Adams
Austin Gomez
>end credits say "Thanks for playing!"
>I'm watching a playthrough on Youtube
LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
Tyler Gomez
>"place of power, I should draw from it"
>don't draw from it
LALAAA LALALALALA LALA LALAA
Nathaniel Hill
basedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Angel Scott
>don't have an original joke
>still post in the thread
キミはね確かにあのときわたしの傍にいた
Easton Wilson
>finish raid
>don't thank my healer
BUUUUUUUUT I SEEEEEET FIREEE
TO THE RAAAAAAAAAIN
WATCHED IT POUR AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
Ryder Gonzalez
me
Liam Peterson
>intentionally don't heal that guy or rez him
I have the power here, not the guy whose character cannot do anything to his team mates.
Jason Adams
>registering an account requires an email address
>connect with facebook instead
OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM
Oliver Jenkins
Anyone who has ever watched or posted anime has permanently forfeited their right to call anything “cringe”.
Colton Morgan
>drive around my city twice a week, placing random objects inside people's mailboxes
>just various small, cheap or free objects, like pencils, rocks, party favors, etc
>the local news had a report about my antics once
>I've been doing this for 5 years now
NO GODS, NO MASTERS, MY TIME HAS COME.
Nolan Jackson
fucking based
Gavin Price
>join game
>call everyone a nigger
>leave game
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jaxon Richardson
>playing RTS compstomp with friends
>just turtle the entire game while they do all the work
A PIZZA HUT A PIZZA HUT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT
Jonathan Flores
>gf
>overwatch
This is the joker thread.
Juan Gonzalez
yeah yeah I know, just let me imagine, instead of GETTING WHAT I FUCKING DESERVE
Hunter Sanchez
>Mission is to drive a bus without hitting anyone
>Hit everyone I see
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Xavier Clark
> Play "stylish" action game
> just use the most damaging move over and over again
TRACK-MARKED AMOEBA LANDS CRAFT
CARTWHEEL OF SCRATCHES
Hunter Mitchell
Was playing WoW years ago during WotLK, saw a Troll hunter trying to tame a rare beast to make it his pet. Waited till he is almost done, then flew down, killed him then killed the rare beast just as he ressed and came back to the area.
Acted like Joker I dont know but I certainly laughed like the Joker after that.
Easton Perry
Me too.
Jonathan Cox
>playing dead by daylight
>drop all the nearby pallets to get the killer's attention
>gesture killer to come to me
>kill myself on the first hook
Kayden Martinez
>play multiplayer game
>other team clearly outskills me and it pisses me off
>do cheap shots such as facecamping and tunneling
>post game chat they're very upset and trash talking
>but depsite my rage, i kill them with kindness by being nice, saying they did great, etc.
>they are stunned and proceeds to compliment me aswell
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SUICIDE
Colton Ward
So this is the infamous epic zoomer humour, far superior to boomer humour, huh? Thank God you're going extinct.
Jack Cruz
>playing The LEGO Ninjago Movie Video Game
>foot hits lego
DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS
Austin Richardson
>playing monster hunter
>only eat right before the end of the hunt
BOOK OF MORMON STORIES THAT MY TEACHER TELLS TO ME
Kayden Ortiz
>user says they didn't like the game I like after X amount of hours
>lie and say the game is X-30 hours long and call them a retard
IT'S MY LIFE IT'S NOW OR NEVER
Chase Diaz
>game asks me if I want to play a male or female
>pick female despite being a male
GET PSYCHO, I WANNA GET PSYCHO
Carson Price
>Quit game
>"You'll be letting your teammates down... Are you sure you want to quit?"
>Press yes anyways
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Zachary Turner
>download one shot demo
>create new account to play it again
INTO THE FLOOOOOD AGAAAAAIN!
Ryder Perez
So randumb
Ethan Williams
>friend talks about a game he loves
>pretend to like it too and agree with him despite having a deep burning hatred for it
>vent my frustration here and talk shit about it
THE CAR IS ON FIRE AND THERE'S NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL
Based passenger of shit chad
Thomas Gomez
>bully teammates
>they cast a vote to kick me
>leave voluntarily
I'M GOIN OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN
Sebastian Smith
That too is why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Thomas Kelly
>YOUNG PEOPLE BAD
Josiah Jenkins
> (Insert funny relatable video game meme here)
BOTTOM TEXT
Adrian Price
>split your lungs with blood and thunder
>when you see the white whale
POST IN THREAD, PUT THE STORY IN PLACE OF LYRICS
Aaron Bailey
>wait 30 minutes in competitive queue to find a match
>immediately forfeit
>"you have been banned from matchmaking for 24 hours"
I'M PLAYING THE GAME
THE ONE THAT WILL TAKE ME TO MY END
David Ross
>not clever enough to contribute to thread
>make a post complaining about it instead
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEE
Ryder Cooper
>playing new vegas
>kill a dog once
I DID MY TIME
Ayden Lopez
>Playing Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3 for the Nintendo Gameboy Advancr and Gameboy Advance SP
>Turn up the volume and lose Baby Mario on purpose just to hear him cry
BABY BABY BABY OH
Lucas Foster
>ask someone on /vg/ to help me transfer my items over to a new save
>block and delete him after giving him my items
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
James Smith
I like replacing words in a title or an item name with nigger
>triforce
>niggerforce
>the legend of zelda: breath of the wild
>the legend of nigger: breath of the nigger
Colton Martin
>nuh yeeeeh wuduheh
Hunter Kelly
>Demon of Hatred
>Jump on tower
>Jump on wall
>Run to edge of wall
>Boss runs off cliff
>Wolf...thank you....
You're welcome faggot.
Justin Morales
>beat game
>Start new file
>"Is this your first time playing?"
>"Yes"
I AM THE EGG MAN
THEY ARE THE EGG MEN
Luis Wright
>game tells me to remember to take breaks
>play for 8 hours straight
WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
Logan Ward
>beat NES games with savestates
>frequent /vr/ and pretend i know what im talking about
HEY NOW, YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR
Aaron Davis
>tfw 25
fuck you
Wyatt Moore
>imagine thinking there is stuff you can and can't do based on your age
Liam Rivera
>medic asks for sandvich
>want to give it to him
>accidentally click left instead of right
>eat sandvich and watch him die
WHERE DID I GO WRONG I LOST A FRIEND
Ethan Jenkins
>download 5000 mods for Skyrim
>never use any of them
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Henry Myers
>play vanilla skyrim
HI, MY NAME IS
William Gomez
>have never known the touch of another female who is not related to me
>still listen to the sappiest of late 90s-early 2000s teen girl music
I'M LUCKY I'M IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND
LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN WHERE I HAVE BEEN
LUCKY TO BE COMING HOME AGAIN
Brody Peterson
>QTE
>Respond as slowly as I possibly can, finding challenge in locating the exact moment I fail the QTE
RAAAAAAAAIIIYAAA RAAAAAAARAAAAIIIIIIIII YOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAA
Joseph Sanders
I'm 37.
Noah Morgan
>look for boss glitches
>stand where boss doesn't hit but it's hit box is there
>forget everything not care
>buys lots of potions and strong armour and weapons and just hit them until health is low then use potion
Isaac Hill
fuckin relax dude growing up is learning you sould try to have fun
also kinda cringe when you say shit like there no one over x age
William Hernandez
>NPC says "thank you for saving me"
>Kill them when i get the quest reward
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
Ethan Brooks
>Disguise as enemy Heavy
>"That Heavy's a Spy!"
> Say yes
LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
Wyatt Gomez
>spending over 20 minutes on each boss
>cakewalk
Yeah shoure
Jose Rodriguez
What is Death Stranding
Juan Scott
80s porn was hella ugly, you can be forgiven for this mistake
Luis Sullivan
Leto Joker was a gamer Joker. Phoenix Joker is a basedboy
>NO ONE IS EVER CIVIL THEY JUST YELL AND ARE MEAN TO ME SO IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE!!!!
Leo Bailey
>pocket medic burning to death, running for a healthpack
>grab it before he does
>+10 hp
>he begs for the sandvich he thinks I have
>whip out a stock shotgun instead
>"YOU, YES YOU! YOU ARE DEAD!"
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE
IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND