Why don't you have a big dick Yea Forums?

Why don't you have a big dick Yea Forums?

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What's happening here bros?

I do
Op in drag licking my cock

what happened to that dick? it's missing flesh

Too large
too white

Very tight circumcision and being 5'3".

bad genes, i guess

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I'm small. That's why I bottom.

I sacrificed half of it to my sister so that she could become a man

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It's long but not very girthy :(

it's unfortunately mutilated

i do

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>imagine that's my gf = nothing
>imagine that's my sister = DIAMONDS

what's wrong with me Yea Forums....??

>squeezing stomach fat
Nice, source? Also
>21% white /pol/ fags will seethe at this video

i've seen you in 3 threads already my guy

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>Why don't you have a big dick Yea Forums?
Ugly Bastards don't need a huge cock to be able to fuck your girlfriend.

I POSTED PORN ON Yea Forums MY LIFE IS A MOVIE

genetics and being fat. But I make up with my greatest strength in bed. Being really cuddly and telling you it's all going to be ok.

Didn't even deepthroat it balls deep what a coward

because I'm a girl

Lmao what is that dick
That's so weird

Because statistically you're going to be born with an average penis, duh.

mine is girthy but slightly below average length. It's okay, user, we're all different :)

I'd choke her if she ever pulled my hands away from her stomach.

bad genes

That's no excuse

You will never be a woman

WAIT GUYS MORE FORESKIN IS GONE
FUUUUUCK
HOW DID THE RABBI DO THIS????

cope

You will never be a girl, tranny.

>tfw 4 inch pencil dick
a-at least i have my foreskin

Being my genetics decided to shit on me

is 6.5" big?

How do I get a shave this clean, bros? I usually just trim with hair scissors but it winds up itching like fucking crazy and I'm too nervous to use an electric trimmer since I don't want my ballsack to be carved up.

Im 5'4 and I have a 7inch cock sucks to suck.

>give my roommate bjs almost daily
>it's completely carnal
>neither of us have any romantic feelings
The best way to bond.

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Can I see

That's average, you're average until you hit 7.5 and up.
Keep in mind this is by western standards, it's coming to light that Indian men have small dicks due to American condoms not fitting them.

Because no matter how hard you try, you can't compete.

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nigger lol
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if you have to ask, it's not

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Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:44:32 No.497953328 >Why don't you have a big dick Yea Forums?

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1-4.9 is small. 5-6.9 is average. 7-8 is big. 8+ is huge.

big enough
girth matters more at that point

Mine is 16.5cm. Also the circumcision is really bad.

Sure, come to Stockholm

>have big dick
>can't get fully erect
What's the point?

It's some weird silicone dick that they graft onto your penis as some weird gook penis enlargement surgery. It's mostly for cosmetics though his dick gets basically zero stimulation now.

wh*te women

Nigga use aveeno lotion. Or after-shave, if you're that crazy.

I do have a big dick though.

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I'm actually there

LARA NOOOOOOOO!

Begone kike and take your porn with ya!

extreme flex

the fact that it's already bigger than a fully erect average dick ;)

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Above average

based

Tfw no chubby gamer thick dick bf
why even live bros

looks shopped

Before opening the gif i thought it was a black man

I dunno, OP. Genetics, I guess. I feel like this would be better posted in Yea Forums or /trash/.

DAB ON THE JANNIES
A
B

Just fucking use your dick for fucking and don't let f*males make you insecure.

I have a 6. My buddy likes it.

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW BIG MY DICK IS I JUST WANT TO CUM AS MUCH AS THIS, GENETICS ARE FUCKING HORSESHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Wtf, I'm glad I'm white

But it's all soft and bendy, my cock actually gets hard and can stand up on its own

What's up with her left thigh?

if moderation really cared, everything on /gif/ would be put on the blue board filters

Ask a tranny with a big dick anything

post on b
lets see

Real talk, why do people obsess over flaccid penis size when it very rarely entails erect penis size? I've been on gif enough to see some dicks that basically go from floppy to hard without growing in length.
It's like some weird cultural meme, like looking over while pissing a urinal and shit.

With a fucking horse?

>you're average until you hit 7.5 and up.
>Tfw 7.4

Lets try to get this thread to 500 posts.

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Every tranny has a big dick.

you're preaching to the choir, I've already heard all of the dicklet coping excuses.

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Daddy issues.

Question for my fellow gay Yea Forumsros: do you prefer giving head or getting railed?

What's it like to suck cock? Is it fun?

>being less than 9 inches
Dicklets fuck off MY board

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Come to Åhlens at about 2, carry something made of cardboard and we'll hook up

im 5 inches flaccid and close to 8 inches hard. cope more dicklet nigger

what’s the point of making a blowjob/handjob to an animal? they don’t feel good while cumming unlike humans and dolphins, and it kinda goes to the raping territore. why doing that shit? is kinda creppy

Used to be 7 inches when I was in high school, but I got out of shape and overweight so it's a lot less impressive now.

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south koreans mutilating themselves to be more like americans is so pathetic, what soulless, cultureless bug creatures

Unless it's surgically removed.

Very

r i c e d

Because i'm a sub

Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:54:58 No.497954131
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:52:11 No.497953934 Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:54:44 No.497954108
Before opening the gif i thought it was a black man
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:53:11 No.497954004
LARA NOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:52:58 No.497953990
wh*te women
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(OP)
Because no matter how hard you try, you can't compete.

>IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW BIG MY DICK IS I JUST WANT TO CUM AS MUCH AS THIS, GENETICS ARE FUCKING HORSESHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:55:06 No.497954139
Wtf, I'm glad I'm white
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:55:14 No.497954150
But it's all soft and bendy, my cock actually gets hard and can stand up on its own
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:55:23 No.497954164
What's up with her left thigh?
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:55:31 No.497954170
if moderation really cared, everything on /gif/ would be put on the blue board filters
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:55:36 No.497954180
(OP)
Ask a tranny with a big dick anything
Anonymous 03/02/20(Mon)00:55:38 No.497954184
post on b
lets see
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yikes, what a soft weak little cuck, women dont like men like you

it has, but we just recode the webm to reset the md5 hash

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I do
also fuck jannies AND fuck OP

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Oh my fucking God I want a chimp buddy

I admit that I have a small dick

What's the connection? Is there genetic evidence that having a big dick might also make you mentally ill? I've heard homos statistically have larger dicks than hetero men.

Yes. There's so many different parts to appreciate. It shakes and pulses as you go on. You can kiss the head. It's so damn fun.

>Lets try to get this thread to 500 posts.

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I need my ass ate tbqh

...

I need this, where are Yea Forums's fatty tops?

I have a based
I have a redpilled
Ugh!
Based and redpilled!

Do I even need one

cringe

5 inch dicklet here, I'm unironically thinking about getting penis enlargement surgery, is it just a meme or will I actually get a dick as big as this? I want a Japanese gf btw.

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NOOOOOOOOOO user! THINK OF THE ADS!

you people watch too much porn. stupid jizzbrains, good thing COVID-19 will kill us soon

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>Someone actually went through the trouble to make up this bullshit image
Really should just kill themselves

Its not about the size of the boat, its about the motion in the ocean

It just insecure losers trying to one up each other to make themselves feel better. There's no point in arguing with these idiots as it's an unending game of moving goalposts and mental gymnastics.

Not the worst thing that I've seen in Yea Forums.

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Yes, and? There are dicks out there that can go from 3 to 8?

Not gay but I kind of want to try...

Actually, 11 inches is the new dicklet cut off.

People with big dicks like bandicoot porn.

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cringe

Because the mods don't like me having a big dick.

>what if...virus...BUT WAIFU
you’re the real coomer here, also unfunny as fuck

>i-it's bullshit!
oh user

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and yours isnt one of them user. you have a small pp

Bitch, I like all porn

no woman will ever not fuck you after she finds out you have a small dick. She'll just laugh with her friends about it afterwards

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WOAH

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whatever you say, gay
wanna suck my cock tho?

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