Who the fuck is the valve guy

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the first one is the sniper with no glasses and the second one is coach

it only makes sense

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just two guys they pulled off the street for a photo shoot.

God I'm retarded

I always thought it was Shakespeare. No joke.

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gabes newels triplet brothers, don newel and shaq newel

bottom is CeeLo

Second guy its masahiro sakurai.

Gabe Newell (forma de negro)

I am the Mysterious Hacker known as Valve. AMA.

this is apparently right. not even valve knows who they are

Me.

>yfw the nigga starts turning around

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this, I guess
>Back then, the casting agencies Valve was using to find models for the Valve Guy only proposed attractive models, while they were searching for "heavy-set", "normal" ones.
>They then asked their agencies to walk the streets of Seattle and find more interesting people. In Seattle's Broadway district, they took many Polaroids of the types of people Valve was looking for and brought the shots back to them.
>The team then selected a bald, heavy-built man and a thin man with a goatee from the batches of "off-the-street" Polaroids

yfw a nigga in your neighborhood

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*yfw seeing

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>the first time it happens

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Soul

>Change Valve guy
>Put a nigger instead

Will this diversity shit end some day?

the original

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what happens when you turn the valve?

he changes race

Ideas come out.

Based

It depends on what direction you turn it.
Each direction is a completely unrelated function to the opposite direction, by the way.

piss and shit goes everywhere

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Something isn't right about G-man here. I get the feeling he's Johj, but I could be wrong.

this is a joke post right? you probably have no idea when they started using the black guy do you

please delete this Mr. Rogers wouldnt have liked it+