Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit. Didn'tthinkthey'deverlethimout

zoomers first bideogame

youtube.com/watch?v=spKWA6Af70I

What are you gonna do?

DUMB
FLORIDA
MORON

retard

>Ricardo Diaz's men.

THOSE fucking niggers? I thought we just killed Diaz because he was a mexican midget faggot who looks like a nasty gay porno star or some shit. Goddamn I need to murder that midget spic again and shoot his balls off!

NICE
ASS
BABY

LA VIDA ES UNA LENTEJA

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HEY HEY IT'S MR. V

test

please calm down sir
take a deep breath
in
and out
now i know you are filled to the brim with this will to fulfill your vengeful desire but believe me when i say it is not a responsible choice in any aspect whatsoever
instead you should brew yourself a nice hot cup of auromatic tea, pick up your telephone, and call the trusty good old nine one one.
these men were especially trained to serve and protect, and with a single call you'll be able to get his sorry tiny butt in jail once and for all for all kinds of stuff, from drug dealing to first degree murder
he'll stay behind the bars as you roam around comfortably

I NEVER ASKED YOUR SISTER OUT

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BIG COJONES

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I HATE THAT WOMAN

People will remember soon enough. When they see him walking down the streets of their neighborhoods. It will be bad for business.

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artist? yandex gives nothing

>Plays Toto by Africa for the millionth time

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MMMM
NICE
BIKE

WHAT HARDWARE WE GOT

Vice City is twenty-four carat gold these days

Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you

WELLL YOU TOLD ME YOU WHERE DROWNING
I WOULD NOT LEND A HAND

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so why didn't tommy just get the money back after he killed diaz?

he did, he got it back and then some, but he got a taste of power too. after all, why should he answer to some shmucks that were coming all the way from liberty fucking city just to take his fucking money? there's also the factor that if he did pay the mafiosi back, and they DIDN'T whack him on the spot, then they would just come back later and take more money, and we can't have our !notscarface be having anyone above him.

ya I couldn't tell if the ending double cross was deliberate or what not

NO I WON'T HURT YOU MAMA
BUT IT'S GETTING SO HARD

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it was both, both sides had way too much ego for any form of cooperation, the mafia learned that he had making moves without their approval, and vercetti had gotten a good taste of top dog, their business was never going to end any other way. lance being a little bitch that couldn't handle any bantz was just a side detail.

ya I thought it was some shit where they didn't have enough money and had to use the counterfits to pay the rest of the debt off or something but lance double crossed vercetti so they could take it all

It was deliberate. The main reason why Tommy bought the printing business was so he could give Sonny counterfeit money instead. That’s why Lance told Sonny “the real money is upstairs” or something.

nah, he had more than enough, he was just gonna dupe them with the fakes and keep the real money for himself. at least until lance betrayed him and they went after his counterfeitter.

damn baby you so ugly you make blind kids cry

Can't decide if I want to reinstall GTA SA to play GTA Underground.

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I never understood what he said. It does actually sound llike gibberish.

IF THIS IS THE BEST VICE CITY HAS TO OFFER, THIS IS GONNA BE EASY

A CLEAN THINKER
I LIKE THAT

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VCS was better

Take your baby by the hand

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I'm gonna drop by your office tomorrow so we can start sorting this mess out

kino

YOU EVER THINK OF THAT, PRICK?

I forget exactly at the moment but search up Ashley from RE4 on gelbooru a bit and you should find the artist.

FORGET ABOUT HER, MARIO

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TOMMY VERCETTI IS AN INNOCENT MAN

The artist is "sgk" on the boorus.

lance
vance
dance

GEARBOX, HIRE THIS MAN

gay

Is there some patch that fixes the mouse of this game on modern systems? Also aspect ratio (widescreen), framerate?

I TOLD MYSELF; MARIO, TAKE IT EASY

silentpatch:
gtaforums.com/topic/669045-silentpatch/
widescreenfix:
thirteenag.github.io/wfp#gtavc
You can try capping the game to 60 via driver or some 3rd party tool, but be warned, 3d era games were never meant to go beyond 30FPS and can go become buggy when going above

We need an official remaster of the original 3D trilogy man.

>remaster
no we dont you fucking faggot

eat a dick you ugly loser

Not really
youtube.com/watch?v=jhVdb4K1M-M

make sure to pay 60 bucks for the next official remaster of your favorite game you fucking retard

Considering how shit these games are on PC. Yes, we do.

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Why? You would be forced to use R*s shitty launcher that requires you to have an internet connection to play a fucking offline game.

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Just play it on ps2, what's the problem?

no we dont. vc and sa have been so extensively modded by now they both run fine, look fine, and don't crash.

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When we’re already at the topic at hand.
I’m so mad on how R* turned GTA into a GACHA for 12 year olds

i don't like auto aim

if you're a braindead fag that can't even spend 10 minutes optimizing his game, maybe you do deserve to dish out 60 bucks for a shitty remaster

That's Sony's fault for bribing R*

>wanting remasters

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>>Billie Jean stars playing

FIGHT LIKE MEN WITH HUGE COJONES

HMMMM NICE BIKE

NO MY BIKE

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This was definitely Rockstar stroking their own dick (as Vice City was the first 3D game to incorporate motorbikes.)
The cutscene came from nowhere, and didn't make a whole lot of sense.