Delays your game conventions

Everything will be daijobu
;_;

Everything will be fire

>kills my family
>kills my hobbies
>no more dependents
>no more distractions
Shit, guess I'll go kill jews then

i want corona chan to crush my balls and take away my video games!

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poe 2 has already been delayed because of this

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Get down and lick Corona-chan's feet if you want to survive!

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>dreams corona virus

she's the real deal

no proof
it's been in china since last fall

Replaying old games and not going outside.

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Based

Based

Why does Covid-chan have a runny nose when that's one of the few symptoms you don't get?

Anyone else read it in his voice?

Well SMTV was going to be delayed anyway

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This

>he doesn't have DEENZ and BEENZ stocked
never gonna make it

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was it actually the bat soup
some schizos were posting that the goverment was making a biological weapon and that it got out of hand
is there any proof of either case?

The only proof is that there's a biolab in the area, but it's much more likely some idiot was eating a raw animal and caught whatever virus it had

5 and corona sterilizes humanity except for me

Not being a mindless consoomer helps.

define consoomer

7 and Corona ballbusts everyone

what would be the point of being not sterilized if everyone else is?

In twenty years, we'll remember this as the Great Boomer Purge.
There will be much suffering, but when it is done, the world will be an undeniably better place.

Do what you can. Cough on a boomer today.

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>broposting
Yikers

i think it would be conceptually funny

>implying gamers go outside, risking the chance of getting infected

It's just a slightly stronger flu. No need for hysterics.

Did you not hear what the CDC said?

s’cool

And censored to hell.

It's a slightly stronger flu with a gestation period of anywhere from 10 to 20 days. Shit's really infectious, yo.

It's okay though, because it mostly only kills old people, and old people suck.

real schizo theory is that china stole it from canada who was working with the US among others to make an anti-chink bioweapon

>It's a slightly stronger flu with a gestation period of anywhere from 10 to 20 days
*4 to 14

What's the reason as to why these pandemics don't happen more regularly? Not like eating wild animals is something that only started happening this year. Is it just globalization making it easier to spread?

yes

Literally this. Globalism+ Communist Chinese suppression of Whistleblowers warning the world is what caused this shit to spread

It's just a cold, family :^)

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Globalization makes it easier to spread but really most countries get on top of it quickly, report it and begin containment.
This is more infectious than most normal diseases but even then it wouldn't have been that bad if the Chinese government hadn't deliberately hid the fact that it was happening and didn't do anything about it.
So basically, the world suffers because the CCP didn't want to acknowledge that there was a problem.

>most countries get on top of it
Everything except western shit becaue it's racist apparently.

Damn, that machine that makes water from air now seems like something I should have invested on.

Will this be a massive scale or will it end through April or May.

It seems Japan's economy has took a huge hit over this and mad about the government handling the virus.

Explain why you think the virus is going to make water vanish

fellas... I'm scared

am I really gonna fucking die from this, or the impending recession?

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The panic and fear will be worse than anything the virus itself does.
So yeah, it'll get pretty bad.

>What's the reason as to why these pandemics don't happen more regularly?
Because we have a global response network that usually reacts pretty rapidly and effectively in containing this shit. Globalism actually prevents these pandemics.

There wasn't "globalism" when the black plague repeatedly fucked Europe.

The US is the worst when it comes to this. Trump fired the guy responsible for reporting information on any diseases. The healthcare is so overpriced and shit that most people are fucking using GoFundMe in order to pay for their bills. Don't forgot there that working culture here is so encouraged that most people ignore sick days and go to work sick anyway. The US is fucked.

How can you get potable water? you can't just drink water from outside.

>am I really gonna fucking die from this
no
>the impending recession?
maybe

Fuck off, Jim. When is the next video!

Hey whatever happened to Ebola

From my faucet?

It's not the bat soup. The video that spread this bullshit is from a fucking Pacific island and not China.

just get a dehumidifier, it's literally the same thing

The only biolab rated to handle things like coronavirus in all of China was a half hour drive from the wet market they blamed the outbreak on, and some of the initial patients had no contact or connection to the wet market.

China has previously accidentally let SARS out of a lab. It really isn't that schizo to assume this is a lab accident.

I'm curious as to how fuck China and the company investors that drop their manufactures in China when this is all over.

show me what a person looks like 5 years after they caught the virus

Close to eradication, but dumb niggers in the DRC keep shooting at people at the 11th hour.

When will China accidentally slip a virus that gives women big tiddies?

ok

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>tfw my dad is in his early 50s and works a job that interacts with people a lot
i don't care if the virus kills me i'm worthless but i'm worried for his sake

Buy him mask if the jobs allow it

The meek shall not endure to inherit the earth.

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>minorities and old people dying

Sounds good to me!

Masks don't do anything

You'll know when you see chinks with big titties.

Its thriving in Iran, it will survive in Nevada.

Enjoy your permanent fibrosis and weakened immune system

>Boomer purge
MOMMY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Masks just keep you from infecting other people

By practising basic hygiene
RIP smashfags

Boomers will die so you can take their jobs.

>tfw just checked my temp and have a fever of 100.8

SAVE YOURSELVES BOYS, CORONACHAN ALREADY GOT ME

i love you corona-chan

Boil some water before you go

I'm really scare OP. I need cyberpunk this year. I only suppose to be expose to these type of secnario in games!

Shouldn't she have a crown or something? Corona is just crown in spanish

what's up with the videos of people having seizures

does this disease really cause seizures

The pandemic or the overreaction coming from the virus.

REEEEEEEEEE I WANT ALL BOOMERS TO DIE IN THIS PANDEMIC except my mom she's nice :)

Well that wouldn't be a problem if it had originated in the US.

Everything will be fine when Spring and Summer starts.

>It's in Florida now
>Where I deal with human trash that can't fucking cover their mouth when they cough
>I also work in a high traffic retail store next to the county where one of the two positive people are.

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When the black plague fucked Europe people still thought diseases were transmitted by smell and stuffing herbs in a mask would stop you getting sick.
Coincidentally this is roughly in line with what the Chinese still think today.

God fucking damn it. I wonder how long games being developed in japan are going to be delayed. I've really been looking forward to Xenoblade DE, Rune Factory 5, SMT 5 and more :(

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Sure, if you take the jew cocktail they try to treat it with.

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Any flu can cause seizures. Sounds like I'm memeing, but no, really. If your temp gets high enough, you start seizing. I forgot the term for it.

This
I don’t care about meme virus 553, talk about another lolcow you fucking bitch

Yeah, I mean, this flu is nasty so make sure to wash your fucking hands, but people don't realize that most of China still insists on treating shit with folk remedies. I'm sure that didn't help the situation there much.

The doc in China who warned about this was like 40 and died off faster than some cancer patients do

Unfortunately everyone has to go to a doctor or hospital at some point, and those are filled with geriatrics and the young alike

My backlog is big enough. Cyberpunk can suck my dick, it's probably not going to be that good and it reeks like it's going to be a resource hog.

The only game I'm looking forward to is RE3make.

I don't get why people are saying PAX East got cancelled just because Sony wasn't there. Sony really didn't have much of interest, to me at least, I know a lot of people really care about The Last of Us.
I had a great time at PAX and I'm really not anymore concerned about this sickness than I was concerned about H1N1 when I was in middle school. It's a horrible illness but it's not apocalyptic, and I don't though it makes much sense to pretend it is.

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Dont forget all the old people
A surprising amount of them dont wash their hands. Even the ones that put up your fresh meat and produce at the grocer.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Is this porn?

crowded events like PAX are generally breeding grounds for disease, even if it feels like a mild flu for most people, it's not like I want the fucking flu either

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Because its a bio weapon. How the fuck would something this dangerous just randomly pop up from some bugman letting a bat piss in his face?

I've resigned myself to the fact that everyone's probably gonna get it, especially considering the stupid fuckheads that are supposed to be on top of this shit.
Well, roll the dice. Although, since I'm a smoker, it's probably lights out for me.
I'll do my best not to spread it while I'm dying, guys.

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I don't buy the story that that doctor died from corona
We have tons of evidence showing corona really only kills really old people and super sick people
Seems more likely that the CCP killed him so he wouldn't make them look bad at their mistreatment of him and the fact they not only ignored but censored his warnings about the disease repeatedly

Try not having a virgin immune system

Ger fucked, kids
Maybe now you have to go outside this summer instead of on your ass

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>isabelle cosplayer
>that smile

Holy shit i'm in love

>Go outside and get the virus
Good joke

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

I have an unusually robust immune system, my body could use the challenge

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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there's all sorts of weird shit that only infects animals under normal circumstances
all it takes is that one-in-a-million mutation that allows it to hop to humans for something like this to start
it honestly probably happens a lot, we just never learn about it because if some guy eats a dingo in nicaragua and dies immediately of super AIDS, the virus just dies off there without infecting anyone else and we never learn it even happened

Most likely scenario is that the janitor in charge of disposing the bat carcasses that they were testing viruses on decided to make a quick buck by selling them at the market instead, in true Chinese "Fuck you, got mine" fashion.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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I only have enough water and food for around 3 weeks
Fuck

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>doujin on sadpanda
>pretty normal stuff
>has this at the end
>rated 0.96/5, about a hundred chink comments presumably raging hard
>most are under the viewing threshold so you have to unhide them
epic
exhentai.org/g/1577845/b747a903a6/

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If that guy is average height she has to be like 4'8"

furry conventions are now gonna spread aids and corona virus

>people actually think the coronavirus is going to wipe out humanity or some shit
If that was the case, then humanity would've been fucked out of existence long ago.

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This but unironically.

He was early thirties iirc and his death is still one of the most unsettling to me. Not in line with what's being told about the virus' properties.

>America with sunglasses, a wad of money, and MAKE CHINA GREAT AGAIN

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was for

>tfw pope is gonna die from coronavirus
>all the old fucking political leaders will be next
THE FUTURE WILL BE OURS

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>you can't just drink water from outside.
Boil it?

Why is Japan becoming the empire again?

I think he did, but the CCP goons beat the shit out of him so it worsened his condition

The current pope dying off is probably one of better things about this
I wonder what's procedure for all the cardinals dying off

>>Delays your Nintendo Direct
there was never going to be another direct in February outside of the Animal Crossing one

I love you Corona-chan

The recent grandstanding by China's navy has made the UN loosen the restrictions on Japan's defense force and they're allowed to increase their standing force

>coronavirus helps us skeletons finally rise out of these fleshy prisons and take over

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It's all a game of who wins first; Nurgle or Nagash.

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But i don't wanna be a skeleton.

Coronachan is fucking based and I might die by her tender embrace in the future since I used to have asthma.

I think its traced over some DnD themed porn yeah

You won't have to worry about that, meatbag.

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