IT'S OUT

>$90 to write a fucking will
I can just write that shit on a piece of paper and then use the scan function.

>no Linux support
Fucking dropping this series

You should also spend the $30 to have it notarized.

How the fuck do you beat the estate tax boss? He just keeps fucking me up.

I know guy does it for 10, send me the money and gas money and I promise it will get done.

do americans really

>$90 for a program that writes my will for me
I hope to Talos my parents aren't paying that much for TurboTax.

>will is just giving everyone I know a copy of WillMaker & Trust 2020

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(Hidden Achievement) Bequeath 100% of all of your possessions to the Quicken staff

>no user reviews
Dropped

>mfw Nintendies will never EVER get Quicken WillMaker

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Japanese will makers are clearly the superior genre

Bros I'm only 26. Is it too soon for a will?

you could literally die tomorrow

No, user it is never too early for a will. Speak to your lawyer for more information.

If you're not going to die in the near future, then don't bother.

any good cheats for this

What are some good mods for this gaem

Will power knows no age user. Nut up!

Just saw a speedrun of this.
Is it any good Yea Forumsros?

If you got shit to leave behind it's a good idea. If you own nothing and have no money dont waste your time.

How do I become a successful person that would require such documents?

waiting for the Warren Buffet DLC

Don't divide your estate like a retard. Giving it all to your favourite son is the easiest way to win.

Don't listen to this faggot, user, it's still a good idea in case you die with someone who has you in their will.

Epicbros....why do we keep on losing?

>americans can leave their stuff to fucking animals
dare i say based?

>tfw my grandma died a few days ago
It didn't come out soon enough bros ;_;

Tell me Yea Forums. Do any of you faggots actually have any valuable assets worth passing down?

Somebody has to inherit my video game collection

>talos

Guys do you think my rig can run this? I'm upgrading from Quicken WillMaker & Trust 2006

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I have a lot of complete in box vidya that I hope gets passed on to someone who would appreciate them if I meet an untimely demise.

Other than that my house and savings.

My game collection, obviously. Even if they don't play it they can just sell it and make a few thousand bucks.

Fuck yeah, I just unpacked my Platinum card!

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What the fuck is that game about, and why is it so expensive.

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when is this gonna get released on ps4?

>letting your shit go to the gubment

god bless this man

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>1.2 hours on record
Making a Will has never been easier!

lawyer simulator

>I call them a rush and a reason to live.
based

A few guns and a decent-ish vidya collection. Other than that not much.

i buy this game for my enemies to intimidate them

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They probably are, user. Because Talos isn't a god.

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>amortization
>mort

Deepest lore... bros...

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Why doesn't Epic Games get it? They're the platform that needs it most

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>£70
>denuvo
Kek

I thought I could finally write my will and ask pete to kill me. Hope it goes on sale soon.

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fuck yeah, just got diagnosed with terminal cancer last week so this is great timing. thanks gaben!

kek mate

>releasing during the height of corona hype
Fucking jews.

I live with my parents at 25, I assume any shit left in my room will be either left to gather dust or taken by my younger siblings.
Not that I give a shit.

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Someone's cruisin fer a bruisin.

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Bring it on, you faggot cyborg. Maybe Reman will let you eat some of his cum-bread. Auriel knows he's had more than enought.

>he intends to die

>he intends to live after the death of the human race

>he doesn't plan to ascend

>my father, who I almost never see or speak to, contacted me recently and gave me a copy of his will
>everything goes to me and it explicitly excludes my siblings from receiving anything
weird feels

Your lack of contact with him ended up in your favor because he never got to find out how much of a disappointment you are.

who knows. i are not to far after all so who knows

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>$89.99
Why is it so fucking expensive?

My cute girl folder

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My lawyer?

it doesnt matter what you think just the opinion of the ho a nigga is fixated on

laff i woulda just said nothing and let all the survivors duke it out with the courts and themselves

Sounds like he trusts you a lot.
Happens quite often, really.
People get sick of family begging for stuff, so they give it to the person that never asked.

I dont think she is legal user

>not having a neighbor who will do it for free
KEK

reminder that tax day for you freedom faggots is April 15th

How many Steam gamers will need a will?

Nice.

>achievement unlocked: no more hugs willmaker
>you survived a near death experience and created your first will and trust

>not going to die soon... why bother
This feels threats

My stuff animals

You missed the day 1 sale.

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Anyone find some good Any% speedrun strats yet? I keep trying to skip over the kids but I can't a way to do it without the wife yelling at me.

not yet
when my parents pass, they told me that I'm inheriting a private stock that's worth a few million so I should be aware of that

Stuffed with semen, I see. The poor things.

Not all retard

>enter your assets
>video games, funko pops, piss bottles, volumes of printed out gamefaqs, autographed sasha grey poster (devalued by cum stains), dragon dildos
>these cannot be counted as assets, exiting program
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS GAME?????? literally the dark souls of accounting

Don't lie, user. You are among degeneates.

>taxes are incredibly important
>they're horribly arcane and obtuse

Why are these important aspects of society hidden behind layers and layers of awful bureaucratic bullshit? Even if you're financially literate they're a complete pain in the ass.

Achievements:
>Til Death Do Us Part
Leave all your possessions to your husband/wife
>Momma's boy
Leave all your possessions to your mother
>Pet Shop
Leave all your possessions to your pet
>All Dogs Go To Heaven
Write a will for one of your pets
>Better Late Than Never
Die within 30 days of writing your will
>Gold Digger
Leave all of your money to someone you are not married to
>Pharaoh
Demand to be buried with your possessions
>From Dust to Dust
Demand to be cremated upon death
>Sharing is Caring
Include a clause allowing your organs to be donated
>SCIENCE!
Donate your body to science upon death
>Rotting Troll
Leave items which you do not own to friends/family

they thought it would be easier to add to tax law instead of revising current tax law
compound this decision over a few hundred years and here we are

>>Pharaoh
>Demand to be buried with your possessions
Now this is based.

someone has to take care of their backlogs

>"I leave my steam library to my brother. Delete my harddrives and Nekopara data. Mom and dad have fun with the left over debt from your Bermuda mansion."

lots of firearms
a really well curated collection of vinyl records
hard cash hidden away in places I'm not really sure I totally remember and pop up some time to time

Getting full 100% achievements might be impossible.

that's why you leave the rest to your family

>bequeath steam account
>your inheritors can finish the achievements for you
Glad to see Quicken's still got the innovative gameplay they're known for.

>Final Fantasy
Die while having sex with a younger woman and leave all your assets to someone else

>Trans Writes
Write a suicide note.

Based. I love my stuffed animals.

streaming this on twitch right now

>pirate willmaker
>make will
>die
>lawyer rules that it was written with a pirated copy of willmaker and thus, is invalid
what do? keep in mind you are dead

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>How Quicken the Tide Turns
Unearth eldritch horrors and make your family clean up your mess.

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ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS

I own a great curated collection of cunny.

>Plants vs. Zombies
Request a tree to be planted over your corpse

>caring what happens after you die
what's the fucking point?

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stay dead

What if your parents or grandparents read your post?
What about the hundreds of thousands of ancestral generations behind you?
Think before you speak.

If you don't have an official will your estate is handed over to the State, except for your debt which is expected to be paid off by your children or significant other.

it's not something a NEET would understand

Based and kekpilled.

Lawfag here.
Have fun with the rule against perpetuities

>liquidate all assets
>use all that money to buy copies of Willmaker 2020
>distribute it accordingly

I am my own man.

wrong
dying intestate doesn't pass over belongings to the state unless you have literally zero living relatives

next

explain to a retard

How do you write a will?

>2020
>still a lawfag
Quicken Will maker & Trust is only for chaoschads, gtfo

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not in my country.

>Quicken in current year
You've only yourselves to blame if you buy it. You can drive to a small town lawyer and just drop off a half gallon of whiskey for the same thing.

i'm not your lawyer or offering you legal advice, this is merely a definition for teaching purposes

Rule Against Perpetuities (for retard user): means you can't leave stuff in your will that will forever fail to vest due to a contingency that is possible to take place 21 years (or more) after all livings in being at the formation of the conveyance die.

ex 1 which violates) A leaves to B all property, but if someone invents a cure for cancer, then to C. This violates RAP because C's interest could vest potentially 1,000+ years in the future when SOMEONE finds the cure for cancer but

ex 2, doesn't violate RAP: if A leaves to B all property, but to C if HE ever finds the cure for cancer won't because we will know upon death of C if he ever found the cure for cancer

really? luckyy

my bad, i don't know the law for 3rd world counties

Can I get a Quicken Taxes & Accounting 2020 as well?

I keep a note in my wallet that says to contact a specific person upon my death who should also be entitled to all of my possessions. Do I need anything more official than this or will this work? Planning on killing myself this year and I have a lot of money and assets I'd rather not go to waste.

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talk to an attorney in your state. some states allow holographic wills, some don't.

really, talk to an attorney is my advice.

would you buy me something before you die

I own a third of a post office in a town of 800.

you should feel sorry, i forgive you tho.

My chainlink wallet at EOY

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Neat. Reading up on this is bullshit. My state allows it but it can be rendered invalid, especially without witnesses. I don't want my family member to get anything but there's a 50/50 chance they might. Maybe worth getting an official one.

Tenancy in common or joint tenancy? Dying to know.

I own about 10k in music gear

>quicken willmaker and trust 2020
gay

>not being married to a necromancer
fucking casual

Sounds like a recipe for fraud to me.

Fuck niggermancers.

2019 went on sale for $40, give it time, friend

soon brother.

I have an 1884 Colt Single-Action Army

finally some good RPGMV plugins

how do I win?

I wish my parents would die so I can inherit their shit and go on a sex tourism trip to thailand

>it's called a last will and testament
>not a dead giveaway

based?

before I die I'm getting into some massive debts so yeah, I'll have a lil sumthing for them ;)

who do I donate my loli tankobons to after I die?

To justify the jobs of millions of bureaucrats and accountants.

>reincarnate back into family
>your parents are poor because they didn't get inheritance from your former you

that's what savestates are for

Help I can't figure out my quicksave button

Doesn't everything go straight to your next of kin if you don't have a will?

You start with zero so if you die with a debt you are winning.

Quite literally, lobbying from tax prep companies. TurboTax and HRBlock spend millions to prevent tax simplification purely to keep themselves in business.

meanwhile in poland

>go to national tax website
>login with your bank account
>check documents submited by your employer if they are ok
>select charity you want donate part of your taxes for
>click submit
>done

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It's meant for lawyers and shit, you know how nobody but businesses buy winrar

Aaaaggh

>charity
kek

Buying winrar, even using it unlicensed when the superior 7zip exists.

This is great for lawyers. So many expensive probate cases will arise out of idiots using this software.

Well whatever you do, don't start talking to him now or you'll fuck it up.

Finally, a second thing Poland's good at.

I make 155k a year and doing my taxes takes 5 minutes.

When I was self employed and running a small business doing my taxes took about an hour, but maybe ~10 hours over the course of a year managing receipts for deductions.

I don't see how it could be more simple.

You want to talk complex? Lets get into health insurance.

A collection of jewellery passed down onto me.

If i smelt that shit, I'm sure my ancestor ghosts would spiral out of the smelter and consume me