>UNGA BUNGA ME FIRE EGG ME GIMP YOU OFFSTAGE
UNGA BUNGA ME FIRE EGG ME GIMP YOU OFFSTAGE
>HUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUE LOOK DISCORDCHAD I MADE ANOTHER SMASH THREAD ON MY PHONE COME POST IN IT HUEHUEHUEHUE
>Playing characters with bad recoveries
ISHYGDDT
Maybe you should git gud instead of crying like a pussy?
>EEKUM BOKUM MUMBO FIRE EGG MUMBO GIMP YOU OFFSTAGE
>not being grateful based banjobro is giving you additional up specials
Cope harder PK fire spamming Ness main
>tfw play Peach, WFT and Zelda
I don't even have to respect 95% of edgeguards.
This is one of the reasons why I hate Ut so fucking much. Offstage play is nonexistent
>not playing the characters you like regardless of their stats
>Har-har-harrr! Foolish bear, you fell straight into my trap! I'm not that pathetic shaman you think I am! I'm Mingy Jongo and your worthless quest ends here...
I laughed.
Always was a cool boss.
Banjo's moveset is the biggest disappointment in Ultimate. I was hoping he'd have the fighting style of heavies like DK, Bowser & Dedede, but be a bit lighter, faster. Unfortunately he's just a shitty zoner.
Same shit happened to Belmont, cool character becomes a shitty zoner. Feels like I'm getting monkey paw'd.
Banjo's an all-rounder though?
>"FUCK ZONERS REEEEE M-MUH BIG BOIS M-MUH BIG CHONGUSES M-MUH BASED HEAVIES NOOOO"
Imagine being edge cucked by Kazooie's eggs of all things. Absolute kek.
Serves you right for wanting that shitty cereal mascot.
>Banjo
>bad recovery
>good pokes
>good smashes
>good simple combos
>good ranged options
Unlike the Belmonts, Banjo has plenty of non-campy options. He's more like the Links in that he's got good ranged AND good melee options, but shitters are naturally going to gravitate towards the former.
>Stevefags STILL trying
Did you really lose to a quickplay Banjo and got so salty you decided to post here? absolutely pathetic