There literally is a continued existence.
There literally is a continued existence
W OMEGALUL W
WOOOOOOOW
HAAH WAAW
>"We wheeled in the first ever iPhone 14 S and his last words were 'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.' "
wrong board, user.
new game +
He was probably remembering the last time some simp pitched him an idea.
No, he was gacked to the gills on drugs.
steve jobs went to the mall orange julius for chemotherapy
who's steve jobs?
or you know, he was on a morphine drip high as a kite
That would be fucking kino
Someone revive him to make Apple great again.
>Die
>All you see is white
>Do you wish to start a new file or continue to New Game +
Would unironically be based
Couldn't have been from his life flashing before his eyes..
Apple doesn't support flash
Neither does anyone else pretty soon.
if nothing in the universe is truly random and entropy will eventually lead to the universe constricting again so much it reaches the point of another big bang, it's theoretically possible that we're literally doomed to repeat the same shit over and over for infinity
what you got stuck with on birth is what you get, in an eternal loop that goes on forever, but you'll never realize it
imagine how fucked up that would be
More like fentanyl, senpai.
It's like touching the face of Odin.
probably woulda still been alive had he gotten actual treatment sooner instead of alternate medicine
kek
>New Game +
Just imagine.
spbp
>tfw had fentanyl when I was in the hospital recently
>tfw can't get any good pain meds anymore due to the opioid epidemic
>tfw they just prescribe me ibuprofen
>life flashes before your eyes
>just a slideshow of you sitting behind your computer
Pretty sure the "afterlife" or "reincarnation" is just a cope for people who are terrified of their existence being finite. Not that I'm really jazzed on the concept of being finite, but it is what it is. I will try to live a good life while I am here. Remember to drink water, exercise and put your peepee into some vaginas. Do some hallucinogens too.
Based and rationalpilled.
>new game + is just stating as a shittier human than you were before
I must be quite the gamer considering my current life. New game ++++?
By this point if people derive joy from doing nothing with their time I can't really begrudge them, live your best life however you see fit, user. It's all you can do.
Explain why people who had zero neural activity could experience near death experiences please.
>Do some hallucinogens too
Fucking human garbage.
How did they tell you they had it if they had zero neural activity?
should i use the darkweb or just order canadian research chemicals?
They had no brain activity at the time as they were clinically dead.
human garbage? I'm probably nicer than you and certainly more forgiving.