"You ARE gonna buy my game right, Yea Forums"?

Or what else?

No. Fuck off.

Never understood the obsession with e-celebs and developers.

If you know who makes the games you play youre a tryhard.

>If you know who makes the games you play youre a tryhard.
>doesn't realize that YanSim was born on Yea Forums
Your newness befouls this board, begone!

I mean, theoretically if it came out and was actually good I might get it
However, Eva can't code for shit and is the laziest motherfucker in existence, so that's never going to happen

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It's fun to watch a dumpster fire, it's why people like DSP as well

e-celebs are cancer but at least people like YandereDev or DSP are fun to watch when they act like retards

>implying it'll ever come out

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I already donated to you faggot what more do you want
I donated over $3000 in the past 3-4 years to this rat but I cannot stop

He'll get sick of working on it and release a hastily thrown together version of the game on Steam eventually. All the rivals will be reskinned versions of Osana with slightly different schedules and cutscenes. Every feature will be half implemented. It'll be a final hail mary just to get some cash from a project everyone lost interest in years ago.

Now whether this happens in the next couple years or so depends on if the kickstarter succeeds. If it does then I anticipate this not happening until 2025. If it is unsuccessful then we'll probably see this version of the game on steam by the end of next year.

I bet itll cost $30 on release.

what race is this man

>implying eva will ever have the balls
Its all just a attempt to drum up support, his ego wouldn't allow himself to.

>I donated over $3000 in the past 3-4 years to this rat but I cannot stop
>$3000
h-HOW?!.....fucking WHY?!!

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is this the JUST guy?

American

Please tell me you're fucking joking. I'm actually getting pissed. ANYTHING else would've been a better use for it. FUCK, hookers & blow. Anything!

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>Jan 20th
>it's now March
You faggots continually giving him attention will never make this happen. You're either absolutely retarded or his actual friends/him viraling so that he can get more attention/patreon funds. Fucking retards, STOP GIVING HIM ANY SORT OF ATTENTION, HE WAS FALLING OFF THE PATREON LANDSCAPE AND NOW HE'S BACK THANKS TO YOU RETARDS

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Until he posts proof of the patreon receipt, he's lying for attention.

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Or maybe Cancel Culture is getting tiresome and people just want to see how badly the game is going to turn out. Plus speedrunning his patreon was fun

I meant speed running his discord to get banned was fun

There is no cancel culture, you're actively funding a fucking faggot into success by being absolute newfags and thinking he gives a shit about anything other than playing the victim for patreon money.
You people are genuinely autistic.

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Nigger, who care if he fails or not?
I just want to laugh at a retard.

>you're actively funding
>he really believes I treat him like anything other than a lolcow
I've never funded a damn thing in my life

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go to kiwifarms then you fucking newfag, keep that autism off Yea Forums

PROTIP: making constant threads about this faggot is actively funding him thanks to his victim complex and his ego.
Christ you newfags are retarded

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I'm leaning towards a 2022 release if the project doesn't get abandoned before then. It will be mediocre at best and everybody will move on after a week.

>making constant threads about this faggot is actively funding him
nah

If anything, these threads don't do shit to actually further his shit. People should really know about all the stupid and straight up abusive shit this cunt does and if these threads can help some of the 12 year olds to see the light, good.

The game will never release and eventually the Patreon money will dry up. Then Eva will move full-time into Youtube and streaming to decreasing viewship and income. Then he will go the route of Spoony where he becomes a hollow husk of a narcissistic cunt shouting into the void at no one in particular.

what does he do that's abusive?

These threads helping to fund him would imply people are going out of their way to give this guy money just to spite people in these threads, which would be next level contrairian autism.

no ill just download it

>actively funding him
Even if it did give him a couple more bucks, who cares, he is a retard who will probably waste them anyway

his funding is on life support anyway

>Then he will go the route of Spoony where he becomes a hollow husk of a narcissistic cunt shouting into the void
It still hurts...I really miss who he used to be

>gaia
Now that takes me back.

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>go to that site with no anonymity and a fraction of the userbase
No, how about you go back to reeddit.
Laughing at fags on the internet is Yea Forums tradition.

I know it's tumblr, but an example: sisefs.tumblr.com/post/157346326371/yandere-devevaxephonalex-is-a-pedophile-or-at

CONSUME

You have been visited by the Alex "EvaXephon" of decade length solo dev projects. Patreon dollars and jailbait fangirls will flock to you, but only if you post "osana soon" to this webzone.

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It's gonna be a sad day when he's inevitably found dead in a ditch somewhere.

I guess it's not too surprising to read something like that about him.

Not all of us can be kind virgins.

Sure thing buddy, I'll buy it as soon as it's released

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CUM CHALICE

goblinos

not once

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(You've been banned)

what hair style is that?

jeez some people get all the bad luck

>doesnt know local fan favorite eceleb! SO NEW!
dont see the problem

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Eva is based. Instead of posting on Yea Forums all day he actually made a game.

Went from looking like a young kid to mid-40s alcoholic quick.

THE VIRGIN WAGIE VS THE CHAD PATREON RENT

Who?

he makes like 2k/month on patreon, that's some poverty wage shit

>The time between when he pitched the game to Yea Forums and a few months from now will have been almost half the gap between Half Life 2 EP2 and Half Life Alyx
>Next year will be almost half the Duke Nukem Forever's dev cycle

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Just making a game is nothing. Literally anyone can make a game. Making an actually good game is a completely different thing. That's something Eva has never done.

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Nigga he plays games all day and modify some stolen assets every now and then, that's a lot of money for that.

>i only want repetitive shitty threads.
I might agree with you if threads like this could live on Yea Forums instead, but they have even more coomers than Yea Forums

Literally all he has to do to stop people fucking with him is get off of social media and keep working on the game and publishing updates.

It's so strange to see someone who continuously suffers from the same problem over probably more than a decade.
He kept going through that same cycle of craving approval and putting his shit out there and then whining and refusing to improve when people criticize what he's made.
He can either nut up and get better or fuck off, those are the only options that will help him, but he refuses both.
It's bizarre.

Ok, have you played Yandere Simulator and what would you do to fix the gameplay? Do you think it's scope is capable of being developed by one person? If you were to make a game, would it be as "complex"® as Yandere Simulator?

"osana soon"

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As if newfags even know what that is let alone what lolcow means.

yeah, once it comes out
OH WAIT

It is because his patreon was dying and nobody was talking about him until the discord ban shit
check kiwifarms then, don't fucking make new threads for newfags to try and brigade and give him attention/feel sympathy by being equally as pathetic and ugly
Look at his patreon you fucking retard, he has a collective ANTI ABUSIVE FORCE who continually funds him the more he gets picked on.
You're literally part of the problem of the worst livestreamer/attention fag next to manlet tears to come out of Yea Forums you fucking newfag
As someone who was around when faggots used to livestream on Yea Forums for attention like datvidya, evaexapheon, vidyashorts etc. you have 0 idea what you're talking about with these faggots who you're funding their degeneracy

nah

I hate how this dude makes his whining seem pretentious as fuck. I'd feel more sympathy if he just vented like a normal person

I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast, to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft 3 so he may play Defense of the Ancients. Congratulations Nick. Enjoy your DOTA.

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the "I don't know what a part is

Lol calm down

eva plz

He's like fisher price version of an actual successful manipulative narcissist. Sadly that still gets him the children and idiots.

Holy shit, who are these people that even care enough to read that let alone dig up something from 2008?

you guys act like there are a dozen developers of high quality fetish developers

>you have 0 idea what you're talking about with these faggots who you're funding their degeneracy
Even if that were true, I wouldn't care.
If it's funny, it's funny.
>ANTI ABUSIVE FORCE who continually funds him the more he gets picked on.
That just makes it even funnier.

You're a bit of an a-log aren't you?

I act like he's a shitty human being that I dislike. I don't think the fact that he's developing a "fetish game" makes any difference in that. He's barely even developing that.

DELET
youtube.com/watch?v=UyQOc092c88

If it ever came out I'd buy a physical copy. Good thing it won't.

*SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM* rawr

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Can't buy a game if it never comes out.

Did you fucking retards actually think that I would waste my money on a sperging hentai obsessed retard ;)
Thanks for the (You)'s

Seriously, what did he mean by this?

It's not even worth pirating.

Spoony is the same way, though he's bipolar.

He was (humbly) submitting a toast to Nicholas Alexander

youtube.com/watch?v=tc_1SgeIsUY

I actually did it tho
T'was a double bluff ;)
Thanks for the (You)'s again

youtube.com/watch?v=CNJBRqEpjkg

Post receipt bitch

Neither of these guys are me
I actually did it though

Everything you just read was 100% serious. He actually toasted some internet faggot because some fag could play classic DOTA.

Both of these are me ;)

Receipt or GTFO

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I was going to make fun out of this faggot but it gave an existencial crisis instead since i know how he has felt.

This feels so /r9k/ bros...

A gradual decline in donors until he decides to cancel the project and then just streams on twitch for the 5 or so fans he has left.
A fanmade game that's better in every way appears a few months later.

None of these are me :(

Ask him about Sisefs

You're not me either

BRUUUUTAL

ITS OVER

hahaha reminds me of those face and lms videos, this guy is done

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Maybe quote a more current year
What's the matter? Oh he ran away and is now working at google? What a shame.

who cares? it's funny