Be honest, Yea Forums; would you buy it?

The bed looks the size of the bed in my old dorm room and my feet hung off the bottom of it, no thanks.

looking at this shit makes me really uncomfortable and I can't explain it

It's the bottle of lube on the shelf.

Naw, I don't like playing vidya lying down, and sitting up in bed isn't as comfortable as having a proper chair.

Its just a hospital bed... I've spent enough time around and in them already, so i think i will pass.

Pessemits and jaded people would say this is the beginning of those fat chairs from Wall-E.

I however say if they make it sturdy for big fellas, or I lose weight, I would genocide to have this in my life. Especially the phone holder. Makes night fapping easy.

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Why is the keyboard not under the monitor? I mean there's space underneath the monitor for it, but you'd be way too close at that point.

How do I get out of the bed with shit on both sides of me?

>already have to force myself to get away from screens at night so I can sleep properly
nah I'm ok thanks

Somebody photoshop a big fat tendie sitting in it

>surrounded by sugary drinks and food
do you want ants? this is how you get ants.
>built for the lazy gamer
anyone who buy this shit is lazy ass motherfucker who won't clean his room for weeks. 3/10 idea 0/10 execution. a literal child came up with this idea

so if I wanna use m+kb for vidya I have to take them into my lap?

dropped

>peripheral prison
ah I see they've begun the dystopian comforts package

No, my risk of pulmonary embolism is high enough.

>all that shit
>no foldable long table for mouse and keyboard

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I don't weigh, or plan on weighing 800 pounds, so no.

uncomfortable as fuck

always have knees up or have you legs dangle off the end
need to have a way to sit up properly with decent back support
need 3 monitors, 2 like that and your always gonna be turning your neck (even slightly) and gaming without looking directly ahead is not fun

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Where is the computer ?

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I swear I've seen you fags post images of lolis and shit doing this and saying it's comfy but the minute it becomes real you get upset. Watch as robot women and catgirls become real and you guys seethe

having to have my head turned at a 90 degree angle while typing sounds really fuckin stupid and bad for my neck, also this thing would be great if humans didn't need to piss like ever.

>no shit tube to suck your poop from your anus
No thanks. I'm good.

A cradle for man-babies. They just finally went and did it.

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>console-fag shit
>lying down at an uncomfortable angle
>only 2 monitors
>keyboard on the side
nah i'm good

It's adorable watching people shitposting from a PC, in a heated/cooled home, acting like they're "tough men".

>heated/cooled home
I fucking wish, you think we get air conditioning out here? stick a PC in a small room in a country where houses just don't get air conditioning in the summer and you are well on your way to true suffering as that fucking room rapidly becomes 10 to 15 degrees hotter than it is goddamn outside.

you have to buy everything for it separately and the total price comes out to $1404 before taxes

>shitty metal furniture
>$1404
I'd expect it to be made out of fucking mahogany at that point.

No. That looks incredibly uncomfortable. You either need to have the keyboard on your lap, leave it where it is and turn your head 90 degrees to see the monitor or place the keyboard right under the monitors and have them too close to your face. As for mouse placement who the fuck knows.

This is one step below a "man-cave". Pathetic.

Beds are for sleeping.

replace the beanbag with 2 dakis then I'll think about it

>how to get fat

You're not supposed to eat it, lardo.

I get sick of laying in bed pretty quickly unless I'm trying to fall asleep, or I'm really tired. Not that I wouldn't use it at all, but it would be a waste.

honestly not as conveniant for lardasses as you might imagine, it looks like an ordeal to get off the fucking thing to go take a piss to me.

No, I like to sit up when I'm on computer. A couch for console gaming and a chair for PC are all I need.

>No minifridge
>no piss jug storage unit

0/10

No mini fridge. All those drinks are warm. No sale.

is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I saw this thing was "who the fuck drinks hot monster?" also, dear god, that probably cost more than my entire tax return.

i only hear americans complain about warm drinks

well damn, closer than I thought.

>Tiny ass bed with wheel-over shelves and tables that costs 5 times what it'd cost to buy the exact same shit separately
Somebody is probably retarded enough to fork money over for this.

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uhhh....b...bruh

what the fucking shit is in her mouth to the left@?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHTISR/!?@?@??@?

>literal bottle of lube in foreground to imply device holder's use in masturbation
lmao

Is kill myself before I had anything like that in my house.

>coronavirus shelter

Not the guy who posted but I think that's a neural network generated image. The metal shit is the network's poor understanding of dental braces.

no

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Hey that's pretty coo-
>comes with coronavirus
dropped

where's the toilet

The bean bag double as a waste receptacle. It’s very space efficient.

Look up StyleGAN

>Trays and tables isn't integrated
Pass.
>Cheap PC desk designed to just barely pass over the bed
Could get more from buying a standing desk and putting wheels on it. And use it exactly the same.

What prevents me from making this in cheap 2x4 planks and plywood?

This is how I game, so no.

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Fuck no
>Cant get to the controller or head phones from a sitting position
>Monster is kept in the open, not cold
>Tablet arm is short
>Shelves are on casters, but dont have lockers or breaks.

No, there's no way to play mouse and keyboard without sitting indian style, which isn't sustainable for hours at a time

imagine your back after laying on that cushion for an hour

imagine how greasy this guy's controller is

I appreciate the idea of the setup, but no thanks. One I don't need my bed to be where I game and snack. Two, all of this stuff is going to be bare minimum quality.

Also I use my computer desk as a repair table too, although I can't fault this product for that. It just doesn't fit my lifestyle.

where's the mouse? how are you meant to use the keyboard?
why would you need a phone holder when you've got two monitors to watch things on?

I'd like something similar but without the bed. But then its basically just a U shaped desk.

No, but if I was rich I'd get pic related.

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Way too small and cramped.
I couldn't even sleep well in this.
I turn around a lot in my sleep so I would knock everything down.

How is this any better than a normal desk and chair?

cause it's made for literal toddlers

That pillow is way too high.

>workout equipment blocks the door
How can you even get out of your room you idiot

imagine the lower back pain

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No, I have a king size Purple bed and a wife.

Once you sit in it you'll know.

>idiot
It's his closet door not the bedroom door.

>no hot water tap for instant noodles
Piece of trash

How do I play with keyboard and mouse?
Also, it'll destroy anyone's back and neck. It's fucking shit

>warm energy drinks

no ty

kek

>ok doc so I had I long gaming session on my razer craddle yesterday and now my back feels like bane tried to snap me in half

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>twin bed
What am I, five? At least give me a fullsized bed, god damn

This. Only the underage b&s like this nonsense.

I'm fucking crying this is so insane.

>I'm fucking crying this is so insane.

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I've have actually done this, hell same exact treadmill too. This is awful, retarded, and fucking shitty. Never do this. You aren't some gamer genius for doing this. It's like sex and playing games. You either focus on one or the other.

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this is one of those "you think you do but you don't" moments. i've tried having my computer at my bed before and not having back support is the literal fucking worst

Yes, that's a bi-folding closet door that's not in any way blocked by my setup. Though I've now moved this set-up to my basement as I'm turning that bedroom into a guestroom. Actually works out better in the basement as it's cooler, and I can supplement a wider variety of equipment into my gaming. Thanks for your concern though!

Been looking for a bed, where can I buy this shite

>Blood clot victim, Chris Staniforth, 20, died after spending up to 12 hours at a time playing on his Xbox. The gaming enthusiast suffered a blockage to his lungs when he developed deep vein thrombosis – commonly associated with passengers on long haul flights where they are relatively immobile for hours on end.

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>tfw tried to play VR at the treadmill
>body loses all sense of balance and I'm tripping over myself

yeah I think watching TV or listening to music will be the only forms of entertainment you can do on a treadmill for a while

go drink some bleach, shit for brains

now that's a based death

>Deep Vein Thrombosis
>DVT is a blood clot that forms in a vein deep in the body. Most deep vein clots occur in the lower leg or thigh. If the vein swells, the condition is called thrombophlebitis. A deep vein thrombosis can break loose and cause a serious problem in the lung, called a pulmonary embolism.

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I had one of these by using a low desk pushed up against a bed for a while. With a trackball, browsing in bed is super easy, I used to lay on my belly with some pillows for support.

Browsing from a more traditional position would be awful, you'd have to have some weird vertical desk with your keyboard stuck to it to get a reasonable hand position, as well as a monitor mount over your head.

where do the snacks go

I already do this with a matress and two monitors on the floor.

it's shitty, but I'm a shitty guy.

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Really? Cause I think it's worked out for me pretty well so far. This is literally a result of me doing nothing but walking on an incline while doing bodyweight exercises while I game. No other exercise. No gym, just this (497930448) I'm sorry it didn't work for you, but how long did you actually have at it? The most important part of a workout is consistency. That result took a year. If I was gaming, I was walking, doing pullups, dips, leg lefts... No exceptions.

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Some years ago I had my pc in the living room hooked to my tv. I had to have the mouse and kb on the low table in front of the couch and had to sit on the floor or have the kb on my lap while I sat on the couch with the mouse on a mousepad on the cushion next to me. That was a horrible idea and this is worse due to having to turn your neck.

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fuck no, I need to 3d model and I can't do it well that far from the display.
It looks tempting though.

>(497930448) I'm sorry
did you actually type in those numbers, newfag?

If I could afford it and a computer with a multimonitor setup like they have shown here yeah I probably would. A lot of time I spent was playing on a laptop in bed so having a dedicated setup like this is basically a proper version of the janky way I used to do it. Though my setup had me laying on my side, and the monitors being so far away might be an issue if I want to lie down and play at the same time.

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497937134
Why would he do that?

>Gaming
>While doing pullups

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How do I lose weight?

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Not him but if I die in a game, I do some pushups, dips, pull ups etc. You don't do it while you're playing, silly.

looks comfy but no. Maybe if e-celeb offices were still a thing and I was in one.

@497937134
yea wat u gonna do about it

GOMAD.

Never eat before noon or after 8 PM. Never drink soda. Get your calories from food not candy/sweets/pure junk. Even nachos n shit is better than sugarbricks.

the desk looks okay, if used as a desk, not a weird bed desk. but looks like its cheap particle board and would probably break after a time.

the bed-side keyboard cart is trash, there are better designed carts that only have 1 leg so you can put the cart over the bed, like hospital beds have. if you really want to game in bed that's a better option OR just use a folding long table like this guy said: the shelves all look like cheap trash, and u dont want shelves all around your bed, thats retarded, the little cuck cart full of snacks also looks like trash, theres infinite better options. the table mount also looks like cheap trash, theres infinitely better options out there, also, who stores all their drinks on a shelf and not in a fridge, i havent drunk an energy drink in over 15 years but i remember they are disgusting if not ice cold/chilled. room temperature energy drink would be undrinkable.

real pro gamer set up: convertible standing/sitting desk + a bench + yoga balls + good old regular chair, rotate between those + standing for long game sessions for max comfy/healthy gaming. NO gaming chairs, NO office chairs, no rocking gamer chairs, no lounge chairs, just a regular, ordinary stable chair, if any chair. i prefer a bench + yoga ball + standing and rarely even use my chair except when doing actual work/lots of typing.

sitting/lounging/laying in bed all day is unhealthy as fuck. and doing so in a little gamer cradle child sized bed, with a bean bag for your back support like this literally looks like a slow, painful method of suicide.

A friend would love trying it out

>Year for that
Thats so sad, why not just dedicate 2 hours a day to exercising for better results?

Cut out all soda and sugary drinks. If you can ACTUALLY do that one thing and keep everything else the same you will lose weight. And "only having soda once or twice a week" doesn't count, you fatass.
Also exercise or play Ring Fit

I wouldn’t buy it for regular use, but if it was at a gaming lounge/cafe for rent, I’d try it out.

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Fully commiting to the manchild battlestation would be the act of giving up for me.

considering the amount of absolute zombies in this shithole, I don't see why you're saying this to him.

honest question, how do you exercise for 2 hours a day? is it like 10 minutes of lifting and then a break and repeat? i can barely do reps for longer than a few minutes yeah i know you're supposed to do more weight and less reps but im not looking to get swole

How do I exercise in my room

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i would buy this with comfy chair instead of a bed

someone feels good about themselves.
can't have that.

Calisthenics. Push ups, pulls up, crunches, leg lifts, squats, dips, v sits etc.

Fuck yes I would if I had space. Will keep this in mind. Thanks user.

push ups, squats, lunges, curls

Yeah, that's why I questioned him. One upsmanship fags are the worst.
>hey, man! I lost 10 pounds! Woo!
>yeah well, I lost 11 so you're a fucking PIECE OF SHIT YOU FAGGOT

I just don't understand this crab bucket mentality.

>How do I exercise in my room
buy a mat and some free weights. then push ups, sit ups, squats, etc. etc.

Wow!

Because working out is actually boring and tedious and I wouldn't have been able to maintain a work out if I hadn't found a way to actually make it fun.

I have one of those clips. It cost me $5 at walmart. I use it to hold my switch while I hold the joycons so I can lay down in a sleeping position while I play.

Nah. I don’t need it. I’m a man who subsists on very little.

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that's just a fancier version of my current setup

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>honest question, how do you exercise for 2 hours a day? is it like 10 minutes of lifting and then a break and repeat?
i dont do two hours a day, but i do about 45 minutes-an hour a day. i usually wake up and do either a 13 minute yoga routine or that + a 22 minute yoga routine(for a ~35 minute total routine) with maybe a couple minute break between the two depending on how much free time i have that morning.

then in the evening i usually ride my bike around my neighborhood for 20-30+ minutes when its nice out. when its not nice out like now, i work out less, but sometimes do some night time yoga, ride my exercise bike, or do push ups/weights till im tired(so like 20-30 minutes).

walks are also good, but i dont really count those. sometimes i take my dads dogs on walks, or walk to the nearby store or post office for errands instead of driving.

in your case, i would start with 10 minutes of exercise, then rest for 5-10, then do 10 more, till you can do 20 minutes without rest. then go from there. i would really recommend yoga as an entry point into working out as it builds general stamina, gets you breathing properly, and is usually done in routines and isnt as reptitive as just doing X minutes of lifting. Kino Mcgregor has lots of good introductory yoga videos on youtube.

>How do I exercise in my room
>Calisthenics. Push ups, pulls up, crunches, leg lifts, squats, dips, v sits etc.
>push ups, squats, lunges, curls
>buy a mat and some free weights. then push ups, sit ups, squats, etc. etc.

all this is good, but i would recommend yoga over all of it as an entry point.

that dude looks better than half the morons posting on /fit/, because /fit/ stopped posting their actual bodies ages ago they're all just fat shitposters

>Gallon of meth a day
Can confirm. Weight is now not an issue.

mmm imagine all the steamy hot vr full body tracking e-sex you could have on this

youtube.com/watch?v=9nJMmt3e2aA
Need a couple of drones to deal with trash and homework.

This looks like it would stop being comfy after a few minutes. Not to mention playing any non pad game would be shit.

>those hands
you're 40+ aren't you

This looks like it was designed to give me back issues.

>xbox controller
hell no

looks real cramped user. Though i'm 6'4" I can't tell how anyone but a dwarf could comfortably fit in that thing

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Manlets will inherit gaming.

>looks real cramped user. Though i'm 6'4" I can't tell how anyone but a dwarf could comfortably fit in that thing
>Manlets will inherit gaming.

the "seat" part is too long for manlets, their upper legs would be too short, they would only be able to use it with the foot rest up or cushions behind them. it looks like its for a very specifically sized person who isnt too tall, isnt too short, and isnt too fat. a normie, and normies aint buying shit like that. i would find it interesting if it was a racing/driving simulator set up with pedals and a steering wheel and a car seat, but its not. idk who it is suppose to be for. not me.

no because my vision isn't that good

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Well yeah, it's made for chinks.

I have one of those to read my Kindle in bed and use a wireless remote to turn pages, works p well. Arms don't get tired and stay warm under the covers.

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you would obviously recline and want to be in the zero gravity position

that's p much everything if you 6'4" tho

this
playing laying down makes me bad at games and I already suck

Bedposting is max comfy, that tiny cuckstation isn't. That keyboard on the side is also retarded. I lay against the wall with it on my lap, using a 4k tv as a monito, on a queen sized bed. Halfway laying down like that is just asking for trouble.

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>accidentally spill your cuppu noodleru or gogal gola
>now your bed is ruined

As someone who had to game lying down in a tiny bunk bed with a laptop lying on a wheely chair next to himt, No. This shit looks horribly uncomfortable, and awful to use.

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Jokes on you, I wake up with nose bleeds at least once a week so it's ruined anyways.

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>i wish life sucked more so that i could feel justified hoarding all these weapons and watching survival tutorials all day

>you would obviously recline and want to be in the zero gravity position
that position is horrible for gaming. i have a real zero-gravity chair and have tried with it a wall mounted tv for casual gaming with a controller playing racing/fps, its just not right. you want to be sitting up or standing while gaming. gaming "laying down" or "laying back" lowers your focus and response time and you lose the ability of stretching/micro-adjusting your positioning when locked in a chair like that. its not good. thats why no one uses any of this shit. i dont watch streamers or "pro gamer" competitors ever using this shit but ive seen clips/pics of them on here and never once have i ever seen any lounging back casually playing, they are always sitting up/standing/leaning in to play.