>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY JRPG'S
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY JRPG'S
Based. Beeprorz on suicide watch
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY JRPG'S
>OMG I LOVE JRPGS! HOW COULD YOU TELL!
>NOOOOOOOO YOU NEED STRONG CHISELED-JAW WOMEN, STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN AS SEX TOYS
NOOOOOOOO YOU NEED STRONG CHISELED-JAW WOMEN, STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN AS SEX TOYS
>ampharos
>yes I can lol
I like some JRPGs
COPE
ampharos
no
what the fuck lol
how are you so fast with these?
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY JRPG'S
I love JRPGs!
>tranny
>trying to make my life into a yuri anime
How are lesbians not repulsed by them?
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY JRPG'S
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY JRPG'S
You really can't. If you want anime titties you can just go to pixiv or gelbooru, no need to subject yourself to 60 hours of tedium and cringeworthy dialogue.
I have enjoyed a JRPG before
it was called Bravely Default
>You really can't. If you want anime titties you can just go to pixiv or gelbooru, no need to subject yourself to 60 hours of tedium and cringeworthy dialogue.
Mutt's Law.
Mutt’s law aside, this one was ok
My beard is much more well kept than that
>wojakposters enjoy jrpgs
surprises literally no one
>posting or having wojacks saved on your computer
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
It's Chang's law. Chinese american men are mad they aren't more popular
>trying desperately to deflect
based
cringe
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY JRPG'S
Ok Zhang
NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GROOZLE MY BINGLEBOW
AYAH TAKE THAT YOU FALOOF
WAIT NO
OH NO NO NO DON'T PULL ON MY GROOBI GROOBI
NOOOO DON'T TEAR IT OFF YOU CAN'T DO THAAAIIEEEEEEEE
Yea Forums is a jrpg board, always had been, always will be. Run from it, hide from it, nakama still arrive.
You really can't. If you want anime titties you can just go to pixiv or gelbooru, no need to subject yourself to 60 hours of tedium and cringeworthy dialogue.
>Yea Forums is a jrpg board, always had been, always will be. Run from it, hide from it, nakama still arrive.
NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GROOZLE MY BINGLEBOW
AYAH TAKE THAT YOU FALOOF
WAIT NO
OH NO NO NO DON'T PULL ON MY GROOBI GROOBI
NOOOO DON'T TEAR IT OFF YOU CAN'T DO THAAAIIEEEEEEEE
>25 people dictate what I can and can not like
no nO NO STOP POURING GASOLINE ALL AROUND THAT ORPHANAGE!! NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BURN IT DOWN! NOT THE ORPHARINOS!!!!!
I don't get it
>i-i promise im not like them lol, traps aren't gay amirite guiz lol
Enjoy the transition champ
Who are you quoting?
Provide your sources.
NOOOOOOO STOP DRIVING ON THE ONCOMING LANE AT 80 MPH! YOU'RE GOING TO FRICKING KILL SOMEONE!!!
This post was implying that the act of burning down an orphanage would be an immoral act
TURN BASED COMBAT IS TOO HARD
someone forgot to flush the toilet
>the same people who complain about western games being movies will unironically defend JRPGs being 500 hours of cutscenes and 5 minutes of gameplay
Everyone who enjoys JRPGs are the most soi looking guys though
> the same people who claim that shit like uncharted and nuGOW aren't movies will unironically pretend everything from dialogue to battles in JRPGs is "cutscene" to pretend they're equivalent
Sneedpharos
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOU CAN'T JUST PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT WHEN I HAVE TO POOP! MY POOPERINOS HAVE TO COME OUT!!!!
>This is unironically what other forums are like 24/7
Newfag detected
>the same people who claim that Uncharted and nu-GOW aren't movies
Hold up there padre. I never claimed that.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT RAT POISON IN THE HALLOWEEN CANDY! ARE YOU FREAKIN' INSANEO IN THE BRAINO?!
>WHAT THE HECK DUDE IT'S THE MIDDLE OF WINTER AND YOU'RE POURING WATER ON THE WHEELCHAIR RAMP?!?!
>medium.com
Based
well then, I guess some of the most consistent and prolific western games of the last few years are movies.
hmm.
>based
>cringe
I enjoyed Octopath Traveler. But most jrpgs are trash. Stop deifying anything that comes from Japan.
>well then, I guess some of the most consistent and prolific western games of the last few years are movies.
Yes.
NOOOOOOO PLEASE KEEP IT MY WIFE'S SONS ARE TRYING TO SLEEP NOOOOOO
nigger
>Stop deifying anything that comes from Japan.
epic
fail
So, you're defending western games as not being movies, despite that they are.
And you're also making false claims about what counts as a "cutscene" to make JRPGs look bad.
This is an epic thread
>its a good JRPG game according to Yea Forums and internet in general
>look at JRPG, its overpriced cause nippon jew companies
>whatever fuck it its on sale now, muh 40 percent off
>oh look generic waifu sidekick character eh seen that before got a stiffie wow hahah...
>dood save empire/planet from demonlordshiet/meanie bully army
>halfway through
>retardedstrong boss cockblocking further progress
>notagain.jpeg
>guide people on internet says boss is super EZ just grind/do some ridiculous strat and get lucky RNG
>try it out, zzzzzzzzzzzz bored.........
>fuckit.jpeg
>game just sits there for eternity now
Everytime Yea Forums
>So, you're defending western games as not being movies, despite that they are
When the hot crispy fried hell did I do that?
>And you're also making false claims about what counts as a "cutscene" to make JRPGs look bad.
I am applying the standard logic used against western games, which I agree with by the way. For example:
>walking down hallways does not take skill, therefore it doesn't count as gameplay
>pressing a button to advance a dialogue box doesn't count as gameplay
>quick time events don't count as gameplay
and etc.
I had sex with ampharos.
fuck off furry
take the simpsons poster with you
Is there a corona Chan jrpg yet?
I'M A SICK SNEED I LIKE A QUICK FEED
I'M A SICK SNEED I LIKE A QUICK FEED
I'M A SICK SNEED I LIKE A QUICK FEED
I'M A SICK SNEED I LIKE A QUICK FEED
what the fuck is this bizarre thread
>>the same people who complain about western games being movies will unironically defend JRPGs being 500 hours of cutscenes and 5 minutes of gameplay
You were implying that the people who complained about western games being movies were in the wrong.
> I am applying the standard logic used against western games, which I agree with by the way. For example:
wow, all your examples make up no more than a quarter of any half decent JRPG.
Also, I feel like one or two lines of dialogue from an individual NPC are brief enough as to still count toward gameplay time, similarly to how a quicktime event in a cutscene, while technically requiring interaction, is still essentially part of the cutscene. A short enough thing that it's pointless to stop and start the metaphorical timer.
skeletons are the best
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4channel: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4channeler: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
>what the fuck is this bizarre thread
>You were implying that the people who complained about western games being movies were in the wrong.
I did not imply that. I simply said that both games should be held to the same standard. I think western AND eastern games are cinematic, and I don't give an exception just because muh waifus or muh nippon. I didn't like the double standard.
>Also, I feel like one or two lines of dialogue from an individual NPC are brief enough as to still count toward gameplay time,
Yuck, all dialogue and cinematics are disgusting, no matter the length. Story is a bloated tumor that should be cut out, burned, and then shot into the sun. You can't start making exceptions because "dude I like it so it's okay".
Corona is a beer, but it's also a virus, and it's also a middle aged woman who preys on girls half her age and plays Neverhood.
Oh hey ACfag. There's a metroid thread going on right now, surprised you're going in here with all the wojaks and shit.
Cutscenes and dialogue are good so long as they're not in excess; excess is decided by intent and ratio, not just "more than 0.0001 seconds".
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>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP ON ANIME BECAUSE SOME MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE LIKE IT TOO
But it is correct. You unironically cannot JUST enjoy JRPGs.
JRPGs are archaic in design and only sell, poorly mind you, because of boomers chasing nostalgia and elevens being too dumb to see how awful every JRPG story is and too prideful to admit the entire genre is the appendix of RPGs.
What a surprise, a eurotrash faggot appears from the woodwork in yet another thread.
>banned
>banned
>banned
jesus christ how horrifying
>Cutscenes and dialogue are good so long as they're not in excess; excess is decided by intent and ratio,
Any ratio that isn't 100:0 is objectively worse off as a game. There is never a reason for a game to bore me to death with its stupid feelings and cutscenes and other reddit shit.
why are newfags always posting "yfw" reaction images instead of "mfw"
Do they lack the inner dialogue to have an internal monologue?
Pathetic eurotrash literally sits all day thirsty for shitposting memes about us, the obsession is endearing, unfortunately my disgust for you outweighs the smallest charm won by your pathetic dedication.
High quality thread
You're autistic. Everyone else can enjoy a bit of depth to a game's world beyond what the gameplay shows, you're the only one who sees it all as "stupid feelings and cutscenes and other reddit shit".
DominicanGlory is absolutely right.
>everyone else is normalfags and casuals who want their games to play themselves
>you're the only one who sees a problem with this
>some
This is either the worst thread ever or the best
Where the fuck are the mods?
Oh wait
Heh...