Meet a cute girl at school

We wouldn't know because we are not reddit people.

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I do. But I can't fucking tell some girl who I've known for only 2 months I like jacking off, can I?

Jack off to video games and video game accessories, of course.

Same here, I mean I get angry in various similar situation. I control it in most of them.

Plenty of people with Down's would be perfectly capable of doing that task without help but they just had to get the most retarded one they could find for extra virtue points. They really are that evil.

Take her out of the house and do something else, dumdum. Go play miniature golf or something instead of a fucking video game.

I'm not sure if jacking off is considered a hobby. Do you do anything aside from play video games and jack off?

Is that Shia LaBeouf on the left?

What game did you have her try? How much context/info did you give her to go off of? If she literally never played a game before she is going to need to start out with some really basic shit, or a game with a great tutorial.

>meet impossibly hot dream girl
>start dating
>do normie things together like party / drink / sex
>find out she used to play Crash and Spyro
>tell her about the recent remakes
>she asks me to get her the new CTR so we can play sometime
Is this a trap?

>Am I the one who's retarded in this situation here?
You have autism, sorry

>used to be fanatical about guitar hero
>spent a shitton of money on controllers and games, got a GH drumset and a pair of mics
>imagined myself to be a vocalist, always on the mic, was alright because of natural ability
>tried to make a literal band by inviting different people from school to play with
>even tried to invite a girl because I needed a female vocalist, she awkwardly refused
>realized some of the people I invited are into music and can play instruments on some level
>at some point, seriously asked considering making a band
>they replied that they don't care and I'm a moron for taking it all seriously
>any connection with them fell apart shortly after
>lost interest in GH entirely

>still have a fantasy of being a cool metal vocalist and watch some music e-celebs because of the dream

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Stage left? Yes

I tried getting an ex into gaming. She couldn't even walk through a door in a 3D space. Couldn't comprehend moving the camera and got frustrated and gave up.

If he's like me, then he probably thinks mentioning stuff like music and movies is a no-brainer.

>meet a cute girl at school
>invite her over to my apartment for some coffee
you invited an underage girl to your appartment for "coffee" ????????

Didn't know he was such an insensitive asshole.
He could've handled it with a bit more tact.

My ex got two games for us to play together, which were recommended by her nerdy male coworkers.

>Portal 2
She got motion sickness after 15 minutes. So I just played the single player and beat it.

>Little Big Planet 3
She thought it was way too complicated. I offered to play the first game with her, since it’s simpler, but she lost interest. So I went back to playing my DMC and fighting games.

At least she kinda tried?

RETARDED, EVEN!

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He's her tutor.

Stage left is the audience's right

Heavens to Murgatroyd, that's the point!

Yes, she wants free shit. Tell her to buy it herself.

Then who's on the left?

Tutor? He hardly knows her!

Lefty. Don't stare at him.

One's the Id, the other the Ego.

It's not lame to start a band dude, but the people you invited over to play just wanted to play a game. Staring a real band takes a time commitment, and I'm sure you could reach out to a practicing metal band in search of a vocalist

We’re both pretty well off. She’s not begging for free stuff. I’m mostly wondering if she’ll hate it.

based snagglepuss poster

WEBPRAYZENTAYSHUN

me on the left

Why would you think any other hobbies would have better results? If a guy's into woodworking, they don't expect a girl to be able to handle a saw.

wait didnt you guys do sex tho?
you would know if it has a dick or not

But how would you know what /r means

I hooked up a few days ago with some chick on Tinder. They look the nerdy stuff as long as you're attractive.

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She made me turn around, and she put her surprisingly long and girthy finger into my anus.

Most of us have been playing video games all our lives. It's hard for us to remember not being good at them. But for most people, even just moving around in a 3D space using a controller is a difficult task that takes a lot of practice.

He sounds better than you ESL motherfucker.

does she have tits?

There's other things besides video games and jacking off?

I don't share my hobby of playing vidya to my bf. We do hobbies that we both enjoy together.

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What is it like to talk to attractive people? Everyone is ugly where I live.

I'm a forever alone permavirgin wizard and you're over here upset a girl is bad at video games? Did you mean to post this on reddit? This is like complaining they spelled your name wrong on your gold trophy.

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Just be yourself.

Video with sound?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfUjg2kwew
Even better with comments.

This is stupid. An extra screw is being itself, it can't not be itself, but that doesn't mean it has a place to go.

doesn't even have the part shown nor does it have comments wtf!?

those two are close friends and filmed a movie together, it was probably Shia's idea

>girl at walmart tells me welcome
cya later virgins

Plebits don't know how to make a high resolution image

Get the fuck out

it happened last night with my friend when i was showing him how to play street fighter 5. he couldnt even get past trial 1 for dhalsim because he was mashing so hard even though i showed him multiple times slowly how to do it without mashing.

retard

Try again.
Link the right video this time.

you had a girl in your apartment hanging on your every word and you decided to... play video games and rage at her
some people are beyond helping

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