>be working at small indie studio
>bust our ass for years making a game
>turns out kinda shit imo
>everyone on team is insecure about it
>at same time girlfriend of 4 years leaves me and takes my prized neogeo x
>mycareerisded.gif
>get deal with sony
>game sells fucking well
>gets awards
>move from a shitty house in the ghetto to a nice apartment downtown
>all of us get emails
>Gabe Newell himself offers me a job
>wat.jpg
>make sure it real
>it real
>arrive, first day of work sign nda
>thisgonbegood.png
>all of us meet in a boardroom with the old valve guard (greg coomer, robin walker, etc)
>I get to work on the next halflife game
>begin learning hammer
>all of us instantly begin playing with the physics lol
>"but its a vr game"
>oh
>3yearslater.png
>game is done
>stress as fuck
>the qt3.14 workcrush's hair looks like shit and she packed on some lbs
>so does mine
>geoff fuckin keighley arrives to play the game
>has the same reaction to it being only vr
>lolpear.png
>watching him play
>opens a cardoor and uses it as cover
>tries leaning against it
>falls face first to the floor
>probably ruined the headset
>pray someone sells a good skin so it doesn't come out of my cheque
>unrelated but notice his nipples are hard
>mfw I started my career as a NEET on anime and skyrim porn forums
>mfw I went from NEETlife to indie darling to valve dreamjob
anyway if anyone has questions I'll answer as long as they aren't gay and retarded
