The coomer faction of Total War Warhammer

He coom.

Coast is the cute faction

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You'd have to have been a retard to think accurately depicting Arabs as violent shitskins was going to be put into this game

Questing Knights are almost as good as Grail Knights?

grails knights are better

The coomer faction are the Skaven because I want to cum in them

God I wish I was a dark elf pusy slave

they're very different, Questing Knights are pretty good at holding the line/staying in prolonged fights while Grail Knights are great and cycle charging

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Just as Good (tm)

the dream life

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kill-rape dark elf thing yes yes

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Coomer faction eh?

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talk about resting bitch face syndrome...

Bretonnia is the white knight or "simp" faction

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How do I get in to the Total War games? I tried playing Warhammer and didn't really understand half the shit that was going on.

where did your life go wrong, warhammer-bros?

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Try playing simpler games like Rome Total War or Medieval 2 Total War first.

SUMMON

Summer 2015

THE VAMPIRE COUNTS

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Kislev are definitely going to be in 3 dude

THIS ACTION HAS NOT MY CONSENT

Fuck off, Manlet.
Arkhan is a cooler VC than you.

Warhammer 3 could possibly be End Times content, in which case Kislev is fucked royally.

How dare you mortal.

Do not talk to me or my father ever again.

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>manage to single-handedly resurrect the entire setting
>only to kill it again with the same game series
Nah. End Times are fucking gone.

>THE VAMPIRE COUNTS
only if it's the rightful emperor VLAD

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Literally NOBODY ever gave a single shit about Kislev, yet "everyone" is screaming about getting them like it was a dlc char for smash. Even if you got them you'd use them once and never again.

do all of your factions have doomspheres , doomrockets or doomwheel or fucking miniguns?. no?. then silence virgin

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>playing as the literal jew race

the only good thing with ET is how OP Putrid Blight Kings are.

why everywhere i look people are talking about this game ? is it that good ? my youtube is full of videos recommending this game for me and im like "i dont understand shiiit"

The manlets?

Why, of course I play High Elves.

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That's goin in the book

>post best faction
Ok

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Yeah. Give us the Chinks instead.

I simply want to larp as the hordes of chaos and rape the Tzarina, is that too much to ask for?

i'm going to draw porn of her, thanks

>in End Times Kislev is fucked royally
But honestly, who isn't?

Skaven are already in the game

warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Skaven_Wars
>Skaven Wars
>Empire brought to its knees by Clan Pestilens and invaded
>vast portions of the Imperial Population enslaved by the rats and dragged off to the Under Empire
>rats decide to march into Sylvania
>barely make it past the border before getting absolutely BONED by Vampirechads
>rats leave Sylvania pissing themselves in fear

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OH DEAR-GOOD . I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIING-EJACUUUUUUUULAAAAATIIIIIIIIING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

user it's GW. They'll make TW3 be based around the End-Times and have each campaign ending hint towards AoS. They treat games as ads for tabletop, not actual games. TW got by because it released when AoS had already killed the setting, now that it's back you can almost guarantee that they'll want to try jewing it up.

[Terradon screeches in the distance]

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reminder they could just doomrocket spam the vampires and make actual ICBM's with doomsphere you small brain

based

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>suddently doomrocket

Most factions get fucked but many don't get fucked too bad until the very end with MANNLET'S RAGE.
Kislev got fucked early and the Tzarina getting BEAST'd precedes numerous developments.

Have the midget-tide been dealt with yet?

reminder undeadchads can just raise their armies back indefinitely
reminder you'll run out of ammunition before we run out of bodies
reminder there is no victory against the sons of Nagash

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Wasn't Tik the one who killed a Greater Daemon Prince by dropping a bunch of rocks on the fucker?

Didn’t GW try to revive Warhamner classic when they saw how successful the total war games are?

yes yes but then WG could ass pulls necrons re-awakening in the fantasy setting. meaning its gonna be syria bur worse

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they're using the same map, so I guess so

>reminder there is no victory against the sons of Nagash
Do I have to remind you who kicked n*gash or as I like to call him NIGG-ASS' ass the last time he got uppity?

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Yeah.

The daemons fear the skink.

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At least they got some screen time in a short story or something. Chaos Dwarfes got "Oh, btw Grimgor killed them all when last week"

Yes, that's what I mean. TW and to a lesser extent Vermintide showed that Fantasy was still potentially popular. It's only a matter of time before they drag it down somehow, and with Chaos' rework supposedly being saved for 3 there's a fair chance they go End Times to sell ET products and hint at AoS.

A korean beat you too it

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Based and grudgepilled

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>having to rely on brainless undead because your incel mentality prohibits you from leading an actual army
Nagash is the biggest bitch in the warhammer universe and all of his followers are equally as pathetic

The short story was literally 'Archaon didn't even both with Kislev and let the Beastmen do it. Some refugees escaped to die later at Altdorf but the Tzarina didn't.'

when we will see the rats using oil mixed with warpstones to make actual tanks akin to the MARK-V or Panzer IV or aircrafts like the ME-262?

Very soon(never)

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>hint at AoS.
I really want to play AoS bretonnians.

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I don’t think that CA will go anywhere near AoS, they know that that shit would not sell, also I think GW will simply retcon all of the end times and create an alternative universe to sell more classic figures

>aos
Never ever, luckily.

i'd expect somewhere down the lines the rats make literal fucking weaponry that dont allahu akbar half the time. and manage to make more modern armors and engines.

I’m still really surprised that the Skaven never made an official appearance in 40K

The dead rot, the jungle reclaims, the lizard spawns, the plan will be fulfilled.

do you guys paint miniatures as well?

Here's my chaos lord

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AoS is such a shit universe...

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GW's terrible dirrection is what led them to gut the entire Fantasy line in favor of a new setting and it quickly bit them in the ass with the games.

The direction was replaced with somewhat more competent people who started building up AoS into something more workable. I want to believe they realize that the Fantasy and AoS fanbases are for the most part fractured, and just treat them completely separate to maximise profits from each without people getting butthurt.

Just, keep Fantasy away from anything AoS. At most incorporate the few End Times designs that worked like they've already done with Arkhan, then don't delv further into that storyline. They can make a full AoS game later.

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Best faction is the one that has Settra!

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It's pretty cool

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I want to get into it, where and how do I start?

GW is distancing themselves from AoS. They're maximum kikes and tampering with CA's success by shitting it up with ET wouldn't be profitable.

Numerous AoS games are already in the works as I recall.
The damage has already been done to 40k though, no matter how much they try to cover the original intent.

What do you mean? As far as I understand, people love the primaris, and I believe nothing too outrageous has been done to other armies.

my guess is that you need an army that is easy to paint and fun.

What army do you like?

SETTRA RULES

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>tampering with CA's success by shitting it up with ET wouldn't be profitable.
Yes it would, because it'd stop people being interested in shit GW isn't mainlining. Also when has GW EVER made smart business decisions?
They've got a graveyard of IP that rivals multinationals.

Can you look up their loincloth?

sauce

>500 hours
>450 of them playing the first 50 turns on the empire
>have every DLC

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>Yes it would, because it'd stop people being interested in shit GW isn't mainlining
Weird reasoning. Why would they self sabotage at this point? It's literally their IP. Why would they "get jealous" at a company they specifically employed to make these games, which in turn rejuvenated the interest in the whole thing.

Warhammer was killed by the removal of spell cards, every iteration past that was just kicking the corpse downhill to see if anyone would like what happened and "no" was the answer. 40k was killed by 3rd ed, 4/5th raised a broken arm and then GW beat it back into the ground. There was no blance other than your bank balance.

Can't improve perfection, my fellow elector cunt.

>GW is distancing themselves from AoS
What kind of movie are you filming inside your head? They keep making aos stuff every month, it has an higher attachment than fantasy ever had and they haven't realesed a single warhammer fantasy product yet.

ok mediefag , here comes the DOOMWHEEL

>450 of them playing the first 50 turns on the empire
As Sigmar intended

>Why would they self sabotage at this point?
It's been their motto for over 20 years now. The company is self loathing between the old shareholders, the old designers, and the new inductees who all are at crossroads about what the company should be doing.

I mean setting wise.
>Story is now just 'Imperium (and friends) vs Chaos'
>Ynnari obviously set up initially to be the new biggest Eldar faction, and ones that would be working with the Imperium. GW turned around and tried to fix it, just ended up fucking the Eldar more.
>Chaos is now by far the biggest antagonist faction. Orks and Tyranids more or less forgotten about story wise. Necrons on shakey ground since Trazyn tried being a good guy on Cadia.
>Now the TAU of all things are being propped up as a new potential bad-guy faction
>Cawl was able to pop out entire chapters of Primaris Marines at the drop of a hat, now they're everywhere.
They were clearly going to try and Aos 40k, but the backlash made them pull back, and that's only cauded the setting to become a mess.

As someone whos only played a couple Warhammer vidya games and just like to read to wiki lore, what the fuck is up with AoS? did they really kill the entire WHF setting in favour of AoS? Why does AoS seem forced and retarded from a lore perspective? Will they just retcon AOS and realize their mistake (if it is one)?

I unironically like Age of Sigmar setting for how ridiculously over the top it is.

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What happens after the 50th turn?

>did they really kill the entire WHF setting in favour of AoS?
Yes.
>Why does AoS seem forced and retarded from a lore perspective?
Because it was.
>Will they just retcon AOS and realize their mistake (if it is one)?
It isn't. AoS makes them more money than Fantasy did.

It's retarded in a bad way. Generic fucking mess where nothing matters.

BITCHES FOR SETTRAS RULE

new campaign, since the game is boring as fuck come mid late game

which makes is perfect for over the top stories completely isolated from each other. Episodic stories that are not quite as limited in what can be written about since the setting itself is so massive.

I took a liking to it a while ago. Unless youre talking about the rules; then what the fuck are you doing using open play?

If you don't like the new shit just do what everyone has done for the past 3 decades and just find people who play the rules version you like and understand that GW was always an abusive partner in a one sided relationship with you.

pixiv.net/en/artworks/78233641

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>its not poopoo
meh

My certain victory.

Reconsider your life choices.

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here ya go imgur.com/a/YUv49fX

Look into warcry. It’s like babby warhammer that uses 50 bucks in models instead of hundreds. One box of savage orks is enough for a decent team.

Also go to the /wip/ threads over at /tg/ for general advice on how to start the painting aide of the hobby. I’m about a year and a half in and regret nothing, little pricey though

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is this the great horned rat lads?

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>he dies
>now another rat gets to be the giant rat cool surprise
That's just one of the lords of decay

ok but , does that mean that when a rat dies , another become a giant rat?

if the giant rat dies another rat becomes the giant rat

does the Empire use steam tanks to stop riots/rebellions?

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but then does that mean if the great horned rat dies , does that mean a rat become the great horned rat?

also is this the official SKAVEN anthem? : youtube.com/watch?v=vdVnnMOTe3Q

Yes and?

In canon, no, they only had like 8 of the fucking things that worked

This is opposed to the game where you can have tank divisions

>little pricey though
I wish people would look beyond GW for miniatures, there's an entire industry of people making cool minis with better business practises than GW.

Also historical miniatures are so cheap its ridiculous.

I think there's only a handful of the things and they're bastards to keep maintained. A rebellion is better put down by a couple hundred bored loyalists with stout sticks and the promise they can keep anything they loot.

It's good now, but people are still blind to that because it really sucked initially and it replaced the old, beloved WHFB.
Can't really blame them 2bh

Imagine the smell

OH GOD I'M GONNA PLOONDER

yes skavens can shit a near unlimited ammount of doomwheels , kek

why not build more?

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Well skaven don't care about things like "health and safety", "the lives of their underlings" and "not using foul majicks"

They don't know how, the only guy that knew how to make them is dead and his notes are in fantasy italian.

and dwarfs can build unlimited helicopters and zeppelins
as they're the most technologically advanced race in the warhammer world

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>He's behind me isn't he?

well that's retarded, just find some tileans and reverse-engineer the damn things

Time, money, effort, all the engineers seem to get assassinated.

They were made by not!Leonardo Da Vinci and he wrote his notes in code and took his secrets to the grave.

Which doesn't make much sense when they have an entire college devoted to studying this shit, but I guess they never have the chance to rip one apart and reverse engineer it because they're always in use

None of my friends are into it so popular games are my best hope. Plus I just aos sculpts. Once I have some warbands and a 2k army painted I’m down for non GW minis as I like painting more then gaming.

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>all the engineers seem to get assassinated.
Ah, Skaven Wank, got it. that explains things

Resin and metal suck dick for complete beginners. Out of the few companies that make plastic minis, GW's are definitely the best, though overpriced as fuck.
There's also the fact that you can only play with GW minis in GW stores.

lore question
why are Bretonnian girls so voluptuous while Empire girls are so flat (pic related is the height of imperial beauty)

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the skavens are , because they literally have the first nuclear bombs and tactical nukes.

> I’m down for non GW minis as I like painting more then gaming.
That is a nice paint job, have you subbed to duncans new youtube channel?
youtube.com/channel/UCuRNH2cb6VwsZbzILptDVIA/videos

because man-things can suck my di-

>Bretonnian girls
The average bretonnian girl is canonically indistinguishable from a skaven.

>metal suck dick for complete beginners.
Metal is great for beginners, no assembly, just plonk down, spray with paint and get on with it.
>you can only play with GW minis in GW stores.
GW stores are the bottom of the barrel where people go when they've been kicked out of every other reputable gaming club and group. I wouldn't inflict that fate on my worst enemy.

no one has ever said Liebwitz is the height of beauty, she's fantasy Paris Hilton - hot in the "i'm super fucking rich thot trash" way

Age of Sigmar is so successful they fired the CEO who greenlit it

b-but muh sales!

post chad doomwheels

or just GIVE ME PORN-HENTAI MANTHING'S OR I'LL KILL-BLOW YOUR FAMILLY-PARENTS

>no assembly
Most metal I've worked with has multipart.
>just plonk down
Then was and dry the model, file/sand the joins and use good epoxy. The GW superglue fails 2/3 times on metal joins if you just try to assemble from blister.
Their metal is shit, they used to say in the white dwards to always drill and pin metal because it's so prone to failure and fuckups but dropped that becaue it "showed the product in abad light".

They're also bringing the old world back because they realised what an awful idea it was axing it in the first place.

Not with such faces.

>doomwheel
Flayers are cooler

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I hope they add her as a LL, with a faction bonus to gunpowder units or something like that
the Empire needs waifus too

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>Most metal I've worked with has multipart.
Most metal minis are monopose, unless you're dealing with very large miniatures.
>Then was and dry the model, file/sand the joins and use good epoxy. The GW superglue fails 2/3 times on metal joins if you just try to assemble from blister.
You don't need to wash metals, only resin. You need to sand the mouldlines on every model. Buy cheap superglue from a real shop, it does the job perfectly fine, if you are somehow still having trouble pick up a can of superglue activator.

Cool model user, where is it from?

doomwheels are cooler tho

One is a generic muderball, the other is an evil hamsterwheel.
I think its obvious which is cooler.

the chaos chariot

They should've just made it a seperate setting, some models I really dig but fuck the new lore and fuck stormcast.

>Can't post images
i.imgur.com/mKEgF1T.png
The stormcasts were the entire point of the new setting, if you look at pic related you might be able to glean the reason.

GROUNDMARINES

I'm aware of the reason, doesn't stop it from being a ugly as fuck faction where 75% of the models share the same chest, legs and arms.

Some models look ok, mostly the female ones but all their helmets are stupid as fuck.
I'll just wait for The Old World, I have no rush.

Is the space marine champion with the ultramarine U on the tabard part of the joke or has GW just gone all in with the sigmarines?

There are other universes with other emperors to serve.

You write better lore than GW does, I'll give you that.

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Try out Warhammer 40K, I've heard they are similar

youtu.be/_-MzNpMD1K8

>I've heard they are similar
Only in the way that an open sewer and waste treatment plant are.
Both are full of shit but deal with it in vastly different ways.

No physically, but as soon as one leader is dead someone will assume his position in power asap.

small white penis spotted

>love Chaos in 40k, played the shit out of them in DoW and they're my favourite faction lore-wise
>don't like playing Warriors of Chaos in Total War and don't find them nowhere near as cool lore-wise
anyone else?

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>skinny old ugly hags

Wow so sexy

Is warhammer total war 2 much different to the first?

yeah

Entirely different feel to the forces so I get you 100%.

That's not exactly a controversial opinion. Chaos in TWWharhammer is pretty shit design wise. The gifted warriors look like shit, and the abominations are boring. There is no decent daemon design either and Archaeon is riding a fucking horse while other faction leaders ride shit like dragons.

Different campaign map, updated mechanics. How you feel about the first game is likely how you'll like the second game.

They combine together, its mostly just new factions and a better main campaign.

All the factions that were released in the first game that did not get a rework really feel underwhelming. Chaos, Beastmen and Green Skins come in mind

>Fucking IP banned from posting images, seriously why am I only banned from posting images on Yea Forums?
i.imgur.com/XB9U7Zv.jpg
Chaos is rad, heavy metal viking knights. Also you can (or could?) get chaos lords riding on dragons.

>There is no decent daemon design either and Archaeon is riding a fucking horse while other faction leaders ride shit like dragons.
One of the few AoS changes I actually kind of like.

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I swear to God you are the most autistic faggot I have ever seen. All you've posted in this thread is "skaven better than your faction because they use warpstone and warpstone make big boom boom so they win every time" shit and frankly it's fucking retarded. And you do this to almost every fucking post your spastic eyes lock on to because they dared to like any other faction than your favorite race of mice. No one seriously gives a fuck about what you have to say, especially because all you spout is retarded one-upmanship like some autistic 9 year old talking about his OC power ranger. Fucking kill yourself tripfag.

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you're probably just a loyalist in denial

I do like Chaos, I just don't like their design in Total Warhammer, or even in Vermintide. It seems like developers just don't try to make them unique enough and treat it as an uniform army. On the other hand, Vermintide 2 does Beastmen and Skaven waay better than Total Warhammer.

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>all you spout is retarded one-upmanship like some autistic 9 year old talking about his OC power ranger
We are in a warhammer thread you know.

It is now you double nigger

Too bad they're boring as fuck to play.

Oh yeah, in which case I share your opinion 100%, TWW looks far too "end times" for my taste. Much prefer the more grounded look of vermintide.

>>Fucking IP banned from posting images
Are you from Southern Europe? Most of those countries ISPs are range banned because of spammers.

>a is the best t. user
>no actually b is the best t. other user
>OMFG FUCKING BFAG AUTIST REEEEE t. autist
Also
>tripfag
Do you even know what that means?

Chaos in TWW is supposed to be 'End Times' Chaos, hence why Archaon is up and about.
The problem is that they suck horribly and won't survive ten turns.

Nope, north of the UK.
Its weirdly inconsistent, I can post images on every other board its just Yea Forums.

>Are you from Southern Europe? Most of those countries ISPs are range banned because of spammers.
is this for real?
t. Portugal

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hey jimmy , thank you for the copypasta. imagine being this retarded. go write shakespear you basement dwelling neckbeard

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TWWH only has Warriors of Chaos, which is a watered down version of chaos undivided. None of the cool and unique shit that belongs to the gods, just muh gayos warrers. Hopefully the third game will bring chaos some justice, and some updates to WoC.

VT2 are just a bunch or norscans worshiping nurgle, they are heavier on the vikang aesthetic than the chaos stuff.

Did you even read the thread.
Also I take back the tripfag part. He's not even using a tripcode. He's just putting "Namefag" in ever time like the autist he is.

TOMB KINGS are the best faction
My lord Settra the Imperishable, the King of Kings, High King of Nehekhara, Lord of the Earth, Monarch of the Sky, Ruler of the Four Horizons, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Great Hawk of the Heavens, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's legions, and so much more

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Why doesn't it have four heads?

Classic GW

This guy gets it. But I get it just a little better.

The coomer faction of Kingdom under Fire

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the fourth is up archaon's butt

My problem isn't so much Marauders (Except Berserks which I find really bland) but the Chaos warriors with like no cool details like hanging guts or shit like that. Even the chaos bosses are pretty tame design wise. Like Bovbar Asspreader

I prefer the horse over that shit. A lot of the AOS chaos mounts are ass and out of place.

Slaanesh was quite literally sent to gay baby jail in AoS and replaced by Great Horned Rat, which gave Dorghar two (out of sight) tails.

How is the port?

>when an xbox game from 2004 is better than current total war
What went wrong bros?

sega decided that making money was better than not making money?

Good though apparently KBM is ass but that's to be expected. A couple audio glitches but otherwise a decent port.

They should've named it Warhammer: Total War.
>Total Warhammer
>Total WarWar: Hammer
>Total War: Hammer
This shit sounds stupid.

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Enjoying the dark elves again. So many mid-2000's nuts wasted

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Is it true that the Skavin can turn people into rats?

they're pretty autistic about the name
>Rome: Total War
>Total War: Rome 2
I think they changed the order from Napoleon to Shogun 2 and they're pretty adamant that "Total War" comes first

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Yeah, they have the dreaded thirteenth spell that turns people into skaven when it works.

>when it works.
What happens when it doesn't work?

I really hate what the franchise has become.
Its pretty apparent that it stopped being a franchise they wanted to actively improve on and instead are now just milking the IP by releasing games as fast as they can.

The franchise is older than the average player bro.

>Slaanesh was quite literally sent to gay baby jail in AoS
what the fuck

Oh, you know, the usual stuff that happens when you miscast a spell. The caster might grow some more limbs, have their internal organs liquefied, explode, get sucked into another dimension or just get a slight singe. The target might resist it or turn into a real rat or just die. It's magic, just about anything can happen.

CAN'T SELL TITS TO KIDS

>people born after the millennium change exist

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They were on the verge of killing him off completely (the Eldar god prophesied to destroy him was pre-maturely awoken in 40k) but they seem to have pulled back from that now.

reddit garbage
had potential until they shoved in 2 extra lords and eye candy monsters instead of a better roster overall

The Old World was destroyed and with it most all of the Elves died. Slaanesh was literally engorged by swallowing all of their souls, and couldn't even move. Malekith and Tyrion found him and erected a prison so they could pull all the Elf souls out of him over time.
His daemons are still around and are constantly trying to find the prison but have been unable to.

>try to change the formula with Rome 2
>huge backlash
>for Warhammer decide to make shit tons of small DLC and charge 10$ for each one
>people buy it on mass and beg for more
the future we chose

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Rome 2's DLC was about the same. People fall for the Warhammer one because dey all lok youneeke

>dey all lok youneeke
They are significantly more unique than 200 variations on spearmanii

Sigmar?
Alcadizzar?

And that's why the dlc jew tactic work, because people like shiny baubles.

I've been working on some nurgle dudes but I gotta make a supply run before they're presentable
Having so many spare nurglings makes for good painting practice

>on mass

Imagine her getting all sweaty under that armor while riding through the hot deserts, slowly stripping off piece by piece until the drops run down her glistening exposed abs haha

I have 2500 hours across both games and Gelt is now unplayable and awful for me despite being a frequent campaign in the past

Fine, have it on net, it's still going to be a lot.

Neat

In the tabletop, they could actually turn lords and heroes into clanrats with the dreaded thirteenth. The version in TWW is kind of lame.

that's not what a skaven looks like

that is the fuckingest shit

>make an account to see this 18+ pic

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It is in some rat brood. That's the skaven way.

>Play dark elves in WHFB
>Cast magic
>Throw out 40 power dice first turn until the table is destroyed by magic and there has been so many miscasts everyone's magic and magic items have been destroyed forever
>Try out age of sigmar
>No miscasts
>Deal 1 wound to target enemy

Did they forget to make things fun when they designed this game?

>can't around the gates
they used to retard filter westerners let along kids

Empire is now an end turn simulator, so just a shittier Bretonnia.

>And that's why the dlc jew tactic work, because people like shiny baubles.
Nigger we are playing videogames

>8th edition 40k
>Daemons no longer have patented tables of random fun(tm)
they're trying to sanitize everything

I don't know why people harp on the uniqueness of Warhammer fantasy or the blandness of history units. Personally the flow of Warhammer never really worked for me, playing a Total War game

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Why doesn't TW have dispel actually?
Fucking retarded that a rat can get off 10 overcasted warp lightning per battle while getting ragdolled around by a dinosaur

Flying and summons add another layer of maneuvering over the top of the historical constraints, but at the cost of some other items like unit formations that didn't need to go

>they're trying to sanitize everything
That would be anything after 2nd ed 40k.

no, that was trying to monetize everything, not make everything "roll a 3+ to do this at all times" which just makes for a bad game

Who /innawoods/ here?

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I just wish they'd done Warhammer justice instead of using it as a lazy cash grab where they refuse to expend any effort.

I think 3 Kingdoms has a nice balance between the fantasy and historical stuff myself

Force on Force is a game where literally all rolls are 4+ to succeed and that game is better than anything that GW has ever put out.

Would Morathi be into anal?

CA weren't expecting it to be such a success because they are retards. 2 was a slight step up from 1 and hopefully 3 will continue that trend.

i don't know anything about fantasy but there's any faction with dragons? i am a big fan of those

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I didn't say it was the peak of greatness, but it had more opportunities for granularity between model profiles and special rules instead of trying to overstandardize and streamline everything

High Elves, to a lesser extent Dark Elves.

Okay, yes, I have no arguments there.

All 3 elves get them

High Elves have 3 different colored dragons
Dark Elves have evil dragons
Vampire Counts have zombie dragons
Chaos has Chaos Dragons and a knockoff reskin 'wyrm' that makes no sense
Wood elves have a dragon

In fairness to you I was also being a little facetious, Force on Force manages that granularity by assigning different types of dice to different troop qualities (shitty milita get to roll d6 and super elite special forces roll d12).

yes
she's a Slaaneshi slut

High elves, dark elves, and wood elves all have dragons but helves have the strongest dragons.

High Elves.

Iirc the Elves, Dark Elves, Chaos, Vampires, and Empire can all get dragons as a mount for the general, some can even recruit them as units onto themselves

Empire has no dragons. Franz has the faint possibility of looting the zoo for the big red dragon, and the never-ever Elspeth von Draken is a lore of death wizard on a carmine dragon

There is a high elf kingdom all about dragons called Caledor. They are thinly populated, but they have a lot of power because of their dragons, though tier political power in Ulthuan has dimished because of a shortage of active dragons. They are the only high elf kingdom that doesn't bow down their banner in the presence of the Phoenix King. They are pretty arrogant like that, even for high elves. In game the high elves have a lot of dragon units in general.

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She's into weirder shit than you could possibly imagine.

Slaanesh ate Morathi during the End Times. In AoS she literally crawled out of his ass and was found by Malekith that's called Malerion because it's copyrightable.

She knew where Slaanesh is so they banded with Tyrion and Teclis to get back all those elven souls that were eaten.

They succeeded trapping Slaanesh between Realms of Hysh and Ulgu and started extracting those souls and dividing them between the four of them.

Morathi started creating her Daughters of Khaine with snake-elves and harpies. Teclis created a race that he considered a failure so he abandoned them. They later came back riding sharks and eels and stuff. Teclis (with Tyrion's help?) later created a more successful race that's coming out soon. We don't know much about what Malerion is creating apart that they're dark and majestic or something.

Also Morathi is cheating and taking more souls than she should, so the bonds of Slaanesh are weakening,

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I loved to play Dark Elves on the tabletop because they had a unique pirate theme with black ark corsairs

that's a lot of elves

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that's a shame because mark of chaos (aka total warhammer 2006) had abilities that turned people into chaos spawn

My favourite faction from the playstyle standpoint. Like a hot knife through butter. CA needs to fix their mess of a campaign asap so I can replay them in full glory.

holy shit this is stupid

The flow of RTT in Warhammer was always messed up for me, I played the first game using normal unit scales to up my framerate a bit and magic really wasn't fun to play with. I played W2 with ultra size units and the game was a bit more fun, but the flow was still messed up. The mortal empires huge campaign was interesting at least.

The weird flow of RTT CA is doing bled into their design for 3K, where like 3 hours of that playtime is done in Romance. The Historical mode was much easier to play on for me, and still the battles were barely slower than Warhammer. I enjoyed Shogun 2 the most out of Total War games I think.

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I wish they would stop using motion capture of someone doing a controlled and safe hollywood stunt fall for the animation of people being thrown about by big ass explosions.

Morghur can do that, sort of.

>We don't know much about what Malerion is creating apart that they're dark and majestic or something.
Also the only ones who successfully kicked Archaon out of their realm.

You'd have fun playing as Lokhir Fellheart in Total War then

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Reminder that she fucked Karl to receive her current position

It's shit

yeah, and another time they killed nagash... who does not even have to force the vampires to make them do his bidding.
that is really not a good way to gauge power.

Warhammer's fast battles are really quite poor, I'd love longer and more drawn out manuvering, missile skirmish, etc but you only ever get extended times in grindy siege battles. Though I will say that sometimes I'll look at the end clock and say to myself, "that was only five minutes?" as it feels longer with the amount of stuff that can go on concurrently.
Also, the buffs and debuffs being radial range based can make for some really bad blobby gameplay.

>block your path
>unsheathes rite of primeval glory
>activate unbreakable saurus
heh...nothing personnel warmblood

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total hammer war?

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Yeah I have TWW2 but Lokhir's campaign is a misunderstanding instead of looting coastal cities from your black ark you spend time conquering inland settlements. Not to mention HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TOWER OF BLESSED DREAD WTF!?

I just want bigger battlefields, there is no room to maneuver in the default maps, no real tactics.
I once played against a friend on an absolutely massive map and it was shocking how much better the game played. You could pick your ground, maneuver troops, cavalry actually had to be used for scouting and screening forces as they moved.
I am worse for having experienced it, because I know it will never happen again.

My problem with dark elf pirates is that while I like corsairs I could never come up with a list that I liked because they were a core option and I always felt like I was overdoing it and kneecapping myself by not taking stuff from special & rare instead
The only set I almost settled on was a force of witch elves and executioners instead but it never came to be

Enjoy being bombarded to death ratshit

Too many charlemagnes user, poor CA is a small indie company :(

>elves
no thanks

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Vampire Counts' generals are basically the only important unit in the army, so sticking them on a dragon makes it the centerpiece of the army and they can go about winning whole battles on their own
This is also possible with dark elves but is less extreme

I know your pain you had to either forego your corsair them to minmax or make a fluffy list that will get squashed by literally everything.

Isn't Morathi supposed to be super fucking hot

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They are a mess campaign wise. They really need an update, just like the Green Skins an the Beastmen

Literally every delves campaigns but Malekith are extra hard mode with dumb bullshit attached
Best way to play them is just playing him and confed them all

I just used the same Ark he starts with and renamed the general to something silly like Blessed Dread Deckmaster, had him and Lokhir be my only forces while sailing around the world
it was a nice break from the usual campaigns

what is this from?

܂>>elves
Yes please

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>not Skaven

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does this game have an ancient Egypt faction?
i can't TOOOOOOOMB if there isn't

You can also point the guy to scale models as intro to painting minitures.
Tanks and planes are more forgiving than painting people

yeah and she's also supposed to be fucking her son, but they've neutered that piece of lore.

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It is if you remain in Warhammer Fantasy. Everything got upped since then. It's more like Greek mythology, where gods are doing stuff, fighting against each other, creating new races, which gives me Silmarilion vibes. Tyrion, Teclis and Malerion are gods. Three of them, backed with an inside knowledge of Morathi, launched a surprise attack on a god that was taking a nap after a huge as fuck feast.

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Yeah but for it to be fluffy you need to have Karond Kar under your rule and the Ark as your one and only mobile fortress. You know CA were lazy when doing Lokhir he should have a unique campaign like the huntmaster had.

The dark elves in this game get the egyptian theme, but if you mean tomb kang specifically then not really. Undead units are the closest you get for that

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i literally can't climax unless it's to a rotting corpse, so that'll have to do. guess I'll buy this game anyway

I wish for a total war like game but where battles are not under your direct control.
Rather, you got tons of strategic options to choose from, in including the general way in which a battle should go , meaning battle planning, equipment and unit composition, the type of commander(each would have his own moves and way of controlling battles) etc..
but you would not actually be controlling the battle yourself, it would essentially auto resolve and can even have a few stages in which you need to make a few descisions.
Like it can be divided into say 3 stages or you could have many command options at your disposal but with limited use.
so lets say during the battle you can interfere like 3 times or something but again not directly, only in terms of changing the strategy your army uses or part of it.

So it would be somewhere between auto resolve and full battle control.

before you do you can't really control undead units I don't think. I'd research it before you do

Nice and clean paintjob.

>i literally can't climax unless it's to a rotting corpse
We get, you're a loyalist, you don't need to make a big deal about it.

>Playing the gay furry race

Khalidanon?

It was a lazy inclusion, especially how they handled the kharibdyss, but I managed to buy out Karond Kar in confederation with the accumulated loot from my travels to unlock the swords which I thought was fun
He doesn't really rule Kar though as it's mainly a marketplace and he's busy abroad. Also the Dark Elf pirate army that circles Ulthuan is one of his backstory rivals

The fact that furries are degenerates that will attempt to coom to any piece of fur they see doesn't take away from how rad the skaven are.

wait what it's already installed
loyalist to what?
sup nigga?

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Haven't seen you in /twg/ in a while, how you been?

Shibito no Koe wo Kiku ga Yoi
obviously an edit

>He doesn't really rule Kar
He's it's ruler but what I was thinking about it being the only city he should rule is that his campaign should have a mechanic in which most of his income is generated by offloading pillaged goods and slaves on the market there. That would give you reasons to periodically return to it to recruit more exotic units get upgrades etc.

He just should have a Vampire Coast mechanics when it comes to having ship.

>MFW destroyed the entire fantasy Scandinavia long before the Chaos Invasion
>MFW Chaos cannot exit the Chaos Wastes because factions ranked 1, 2 and 3 (Dwarves, Fully Confederated Empire and Fully Confederated Bretonnia are spawn camping them

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Sorry, I usually only play as Humans. There are some undead units you can use

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>Seige battle against Skaven against my odds
>Almost win
>GPU fails and crashes computer right when everybody is broken
Fucking AMD...

Yes

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That makes sense. Considering dark elves don't have global recruitment the ferrying back and forth works (or a supply system like markus wulfhart) but it also means kneecapping the recruitment buildings on the ark itself

I'm aight. haven't played much total war last while, i decided to take a break from it and do a mass effect trilogy game, so not been checking in on the threads recently
is it possible to play as elf girls and also use undead

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Yes, to access the undead units you need to play as Lucretia (Dark Elf Hero) or Regnier (??? Hero who can use Dark Elves too). The two Human heroes have 0 access to them.

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Glad to hear you're fine, hope to have you back soon, we need some drawfags and I miss your stuff.

Dark elves are my favourites.

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how do I have fun playing Nakai? his starting location feels tedious to move around in and hordes aren't that cool of a playstyle

>elves
oh boy its time...

DOOMFLAYER! FUCK YEAH!

ROLLIN' ALONG TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY, YEAH!

DOOMFLAYER! FUCK YEAH!

NOW IT'S ROLLING TOWARDS OUR LINE, YEAH!

IMPERIALIST, YOUR DAYS ARE AT AN END!

SCORCHED, RAMMED, FLATT'NED, TO MORR SEND!

DOOMFLAYER! FUCK YEAH!

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I was thinking the same thing, there's something magical about when a stuntman fucks up and it's obvious he's jumping but they didn't have the resources, time, and/or money to reshoot.

Sacred Kroxigor ooga booga mix with a ton of dinos

Her niece has big tits.

You don't.
Not only are you playing a horde, you're playing lizardmen as well.

looks like i know who I'm playing then
thankee user. i hope to have some fresh draws for y'all soon.
what stuff of mine is it that you like in particular

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Why do these games look so fucking ugly?

Because it's a old engine.

You missed the boat, all the grognards moved to 40K after End Times shenanigans and now Fantasy got brought back (thanks probably to this game) so expect bullshit from GW.

You zoom in and watch walking crocodilles uppercut faggots. That's it

>in particular
Just about everything, and I like that you are interactive and take suggestions.

I like that cute sorceress. I wish user continued that fanfic.

Warhammer 1 hit a nice sweet spot but then they ruined it by trying too hard to 'modernize' and broke both performance and appearance.

CA have been hand-picking several bits and pieces that worked from End Times and ignoring what didn't, for example in TWW-verse Eternity King Malekith has been retconned. So hopefully they can do justice to the various factions that got fucked over.

What are you talking about, they barely used ET stuff at all. Adding ET to TWW would not make sense either way, because how narrative driven it was.

Nagash fucking when?

>implying Malekith isn't the TRUE HEIR TO AENERION AND THE RIGHTFUL PHOENIX KING!
Ulthuan will drown for your post!

Maybe in the third game.
I want to see what kind of clusterfuck would emerge from having both Nagash and improved Chaos show up at once

Considering the throbbing "boner" CA have for the undead I'm shocked he isn't in already.

Already in

thank.
i try. what's the point of an audience if you don't at least talk with them? I'd feel like an ass acting like some artists, who just drop a drawing, soak up (You)s and bugger off without even acknowledging anyone, let alone thanking them for any compliments.
thank. i still haven't read it yet lmao. i really should

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off the top of my head Mortarchs and Ikit's special building being a tractor beam are pretty flatly out of ET
It would take some time to compile the rest but they're in there

The return of Nagash is literally End Times unless you want to dabble in that shitshow let it go.

Yes, there is some stuff like that, but it barely matters. Most of the stuff in TWW is basically from 8th edition, with other stuff sprinkled around. I frankly just view it as its own thing.
Don't think you will see major ET stuff in the game because a) it's controversial b) to difficult to implement narrative like that into sandbox nature of the game plus the way they release games also makes it unlikely.

There's tons of RoRs from ET, multiple epilogues in WH2 directly refer to it (Luthor's explicitly features Nagash who offers to make Luthor a Mortarch, for example). Hell, the End Times literally happen as the final boss battle (even though it's currently toothless due to how strong Order factions are this patch).

yeah it was really end-timesy when he got his big dumb skull caved in by sigmar last time
It's not as though CA put in dumb stuff like "kidnapping the everchild which gives nagash the curse of aenarion because of the blood sacrifice" or other dumb stuff

yeah that would be nice haha

Is he trying to fuck a skaven? ,or he is holding it?.

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>Corrupted

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I may just be shit at all modern total war games but I hate mechanics like realm divide or civil wars, are there any modern total wars which don't have these arbitrary methods of increasing difficulty?
I like having a difficult early game and then building up into an economic powerhouse and leisurely steamrolling the map

>Dark Elf thread
Someone post the pastebins already, I want to fap

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holding it up

>I like having a difficult early game and then building up into an economic powerhouse and leisurely steamrolling the map
Thats been my experience in all of my Total War Warhammer campaigns and I hate it.

you answered your own question at the start. by the time realm divide matters you are steamrolling the map regardless

Dark Elfs are pretty based.

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It's escaping though and some of Slaanesh's forces are trying to replace or save their Lord

it better be m8

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God I love dark elves.

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GOBBOS GITTY, UH, STUNNIES LOOKIN' IFFY, UH
GOTZ ME CHOPPA UH, MY BOYZ LOOKIN PROPA', UH
SCUUUUUUUUUM BOOOOOOYYYYZ

CHOP A 'UMMIE IN 'IZ TUMMY, GIT!
YOUZE A GROBBY, GIT!
IN 'DA WAAAAAAGH! WIT ME GREENY BOYZ AN' ME BIGUNN' BOYZ!
WE RUNNIN' IN 'AN WEZ KRUSHIN' STUNNIEZ, DEN WE TAKEZ 'DA MUNNIEZ!
GOT NO TEEFS? YOUZE A SILLY GIT, GO CHOP A 'UMMIE KWIK!
INNA' FITE, GROB ON ME AXE', BEARDZ IN DA' DIRT!
'EZ TALKIN' GRUDDGIN' BUT CHOPPED IZ 'EAD CUZ I ONLY WANTZ A BRAWL!
DAT IZ ALL I NEED 'DEZE STUNNIEZ FOR, WE BASH'EM TO 'DA FLOOR!
STOP 'DA TALKIN WEZE JUST WANT THE WAAGH!, WEEZE FEINDIN' FOR SUM MORE!
IN BLACKCRAG MY BOYZ DON'T MUCK ABOUT, DEY READY FOR A BOUT!
KICK 'DA GATEZ IN BOYZ IZ BASHIN GROTS, WE RUN 'EM OUT 'DA SPOT!
BUNCHA' SHINNIEZ IN 'DA STASH LOT, I FOGHT FOR ALL I GOT!
STUNNIEZ TALKIN 'BOUT 'DA GOLD, BUT ME CHOPPA WORF ALOT!
I DON'T MUCK WIT NO SOFF GROTZ, JUS' 'ARD GROTZ!
BASH A GOBBO IN 'DA 'EAD 'N I LAUGH WIT ALL I GOTZ!
DON'T LIKE GOBBOZ, DEYZ A SAD LOT, DEYZ ALL MADE 'A SNOT!
IMMA SMASH ONE 'DEN I BASH ON, WEEZE 'AVIN LOTZA FUN!

GUNNA CHOP A STUNNIE GIT, DEN IZ GOTTA SPLIT!
COUNT THE TEEF REALLY QWIK, RUB OFF ALL 'DA 'UMMIE SPIT!
I RUNZ UP WIT ME GITS, WE MAKEZ SUM SKULLZ SPLIT!
CHOPPAZ OUT, BUT YOUZE ALL SUM ZOGGIN' GITZ!

GOBBOS GITTY, UH, STUNNIES LOOKIN' IFFY UH
GOTZ ME CHOPPA UH, MY BOYZ LOOKIN' PROPA', UH
STEALIN' STUFF, 'DA IMMORTULZ REALL GIDDY, UH
FITE US? CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, YOU SILLY, UH
BASH A GIT, BUNCHA TEEF, BUNCHA CHOPPAS!
SMASHIN' THROUGH YER LANDZ LIKE STUNNIE WUTTZIT!
SWINGZ AT ME IZ SWINGIN' BACK, 'DA BOYZ LUV IT!
WE GUNNA FITE, MAKIN' GRUDGIEZ BY THE 'UNNIDS!

GUNNA' CHOP A STUNNIE GIT, DEN IZ GOTTA SPLIT!
COUNT THE TEEF REALLY QWIK, RUB OFF ALL 'DA 'UMMIE SPIT!
I RUNZ UP WIT ME GITS, WE MAKEZ SUM SKULLZ SPLIT!
CHOPPAZ OUT, BUT YOUZE ALL SUM ZOGGIN' GITZ!

SCUUUUUUUUUM BOOOOOYYYYZZZZ!

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Khalida is pure and doesn't sleep with skaven.
i want dark elves /ss/ing human slave boys

She is holding him up, they tend to become allies in twwh2, it's a parody of some meme thing about a woman and a dog from some tv show.

I'm the snake

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Thank you warboss zoomzug.

You don't exactly look thrilled.

>Druchii are so ba-

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God I wish that was me

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my bad , but if i see one single skaven fuckers , i'll release a doomflayer One meter away from you

>cheats

*sigh*
alright, what's the sauce on this hentai

You're doing gods work user.
The horned rats to be precise.

german here, cant post reaction images for weeks and it hurts

Elvish Molester by HobbyJapan

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its queens blade, its not a hentai sorry my dude

lol this is the first thing i thought. especially since they start their flailing swan dive before the impact

I'm terrible at the siege maps in warhammer. Never know what I'm doing. Only get pyrrhic victories.

No Triton faction?
NO BUY

>hentai
It's not it and name is Queen's Blade

Attack with overwhelming numbers and launch a massive frontal attack. Preferably using a big monster to smash open gates.

>Hentai

YOU THERE. YOU ARE GETTING THE DOOMFLAYER. TIME TO DIE-UNEXIST ELFTHING

Thank you user

>giving sauce to someone using emotes

oh gods
I'M GONNA DROOCHII

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It's not an hentai, and yes that IS retarded.

MEGA?

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with bega bilk.

>Royal airforce
>boring to play

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>use humans

alright , you are not getting the doomflayer , BUT THE DOOMWHEEL

>i have shit taste the image

Make elves great again

MAKE ELVES GREAT AGAIN

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No, I do not want a Military/Defensive alliance.

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makes sense I suppose
I thought it was supposed to be about a place, so like MUGA or something

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Ah yes, Queen's Blade

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>he doesn't like skaven
fag

>tfw literally only a handful of moriathi r34 pics in existence, even fewer lesbian stuff.
Disappointed

He does like skaven, thats the point.

A female-mother with only single pair of udder-milkers?? How are they to feed-nurse litters of newborn skaven.

k

guys , how did we went from Yea Forums to deviantart?

also MUEGA Make Under-Empire Great Again !

is this the full pic though?

They are Eshin's latest plan-project for infiltrating the manthing empire.

That's what happens when you don't drink the milk regularly.

>start a VC campaign
>all these units fucking suck
>how do I win with these guys
>Wind of death is good? It barely takes off any health
>wtf am I doing wrong
>oh yeah lets try overcasting it
>mfw

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Set traps for rats!

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No, but I can't be bothered to find full one now. I think it was from twitter but perhaps you could find it yourself on /wst/ threads on /aco/ (using desuarchive).

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you are getting the DOOMSPHERE

it's because of her hair/headdress
fuck drawing that shit man

rude ok

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Hey, KILL RATS

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Given total warhammer has knocked away two lynchpins for end times' dogshit lore, I wouldn't worry

very well, thank you

>has tech far in advance then any other race
>still has powerful mages
>outnumbers all the other races in the world combined
>has literal nukes
>can dig anywhere on the planet to build cities, move armies and plant nukes
>wants to kill and eat everything
>doesn't actually achieve anything because the rats are a bit bitchy to each other
Are skavens the most retarded thing GW has ever written? Even Conan the barbarian making Space Marines makes more sense then this.

Nevermind, found it.
twitter.com/Folios10/status/1172512451461615618/photo/1

Don't cut yourself on that edge, my man.

>Chaos is now by far the biggest antagonist faction. Orks and Tyranids more or less forgotten about story wise
So business as usual.

because they are rats?

how does that trap work?
why is it moving like that?

Druchii are the only good Dark Elves in fiction:
>not mary sues
>actual reasons why they are such bastards
>actual society with culture beyond being bastards
>own flavor, not just darker elf shit

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>killing vermin
>edgy
lmao, I kill swathes of skaven in TWWH and that isn't edgy. Why is killing one rat edgy?

It's glue.

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Killing vermin is one thing, but glue traps are just needlessly cruel

>not mary sues
Wrong. Somehow they get along with factions they shouldn't just because Morathi is so hot.
>actual reasons
Wrong. Malekith was just too bitchmade to stay in the fire.
>actual society
Wrong, they are degenerates. They fuck and do drugs and fight all the time.
>own flavor
BDSM, nah. Wrong.

Now WOOD elves...

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They are supposed to be a comical parody of all things bad in humanity, and fantasy warhammer has always suffered from the plot never going anywhere.

i kek'd too much

bro thats torture , maybe instead shoot it or do Cock and ball torture on the thing?

No they aren't. They are efficient. They catch pounds and pounds of rats.

Nah, glue is fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gw1_RaQuoi0

cheers

interesting
I've never needed to use traps, I used to spot some of those little shits in my garage and my garden a couple years back, but ever since I got a cat I haven't seen any of them around here ;)

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but do you cook the rats then?

if your favourite faction is anything other than the empire, dwarfs, high elves, wood elves or bretonnia, you're literally a weirdo lmao

I agree, though I do like some other dark elves and even certain types of drow.

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shut the fuck up hoomie. skavens are chads

Mah Umgi.

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no, skaven are not chads, skaven are a disgusting race of cuckolded rats that only weird and creepy incels find "interesting" and "fun"

Dark elves are my favourites. Would not have gotten into WH otherwise.

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That's a mouse, edgelord.

Sorry that you're a tasteless normie, user. Hopefully you will get better someday.

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Cats are cool too. Wish there was a cat faction.

Stay mad ratfag.

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stinky poop

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if you find skaven "interesting" and "fun", you're probably mentally insane and a virgin

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it would be interesting to see a khajiit like faction but you know that fanbase would be overrun by thirsty furries in an instant...

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reminder fortune favors the infamous

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Fuck off back to belka you dirty peasant

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Why don't you fucking kill yourself sub human faggot?

True, one furfagbase is enough to deal with. Just have to make due with Tomb Kings cats and (soon) High Elf lions.

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PARTY HARD

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>webm
Your fault for seeking your doom

>not mary sues
>malekith was the Phoenix King all along

Belka forever

they should retcon TK into being catpeople desu

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based Khalidachad

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It's just ET. I never personally cared if ASSuryan approved of him or not, it would have been cooler if he took the throne without gods.

Looking at that image alone...glad they didn't.

is that a skaven waifu?

I'M... I'M... COOOOOOOOMIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

need to be thicker desu

Leave my supremefus alone. My favourite regular lords. Tough Malekith plus his starting regular fire sorceressfu is the best pairing.

Seeing them go in vacations is so comfy
I hope they never patch it
If they do, I hope someone makes a mod

thank
imagine having taste this shit. mindboggling.
no.

>skaven waifu
It's a cat, not a rat dumbthing.

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Imagine being an unironic furfag.

though the tail and ears looks very rat-ish

Sad that skavens womans didnt look like that but thicker. icri.

i don't have to imagine, i just have to remember.

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Go back to /trash/.

The tail is bone and the eats are pointy like cat ears dingus.

>Units forget their orders
>spears can't stop calvary charges anymore
>All infantry suck ass
Why?

fuck i'm retarded but now i want a skaven waifu drawn in the mummy(?) catgirl style but MUCH thicker.

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Forgot to mention, the face is too flat.
And yes, you are retarded.

i mean half of Yea Forums is retarded though

TELL ME WHICH FACTION TO PLAY BEFORE THREAD DIES
I WILL PLAY THE FACTION YOU SAY IF YOUR POST ENDS WITH A 5

Skaven.

TOMB KIN-
shit

Skaven