Thia game will change Yea Forums forever

thia game will change Yea Forums forever

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This game will make Yea Forums upset for 2 weeks and then everyone will stop talking about it except for a few autists who feel the need to bring it up constantly. Just like every other Sony moviegame.

>game

Yea Forums is still seething about the original game and it came out 6 years ago

Why did they make Ellie a man?

>You play as Joel in the Intro and you die *sad piano starts playing*
>Ellie cries and sings, *i want muh revenge*
>gets her revenge
>then Ellie thinks everything is good
>but her town gets attacked and gf gets tortured and killed while Ellie hides and cries
>then Ellie becomes rambo and kills everyone and gets revenge again
Druckmann, you genius!

Yeah, we're seething how good of a cinematic experience was with it's ups and downs. I also totally didn't cry when Sarah died and I totally didn't fap to tlou cunny porn.

Anyway, tlou 2 will be nothing like that. No cunny. No good story. No good gameplay. It's just going to be hebephilia bait for lesbians, dykes and trannies.

A new era of SEETHING

tlou is kino

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Why do Sonyfags think anyone is seething over this game? There's 1000s of third person cover shooters on PC.

Big twist: Sarah didn't die and is revealed the villain on TLOU2.

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OH NO

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I'll play it when it's free on ps plus otherwise this game can fuck right off.

>Ellie gets Joel killed
>Ellite wants revenge
>Villain turns out to be Sarah
>Sarah explains to Ellie how she's got Joel killed and how childish she behaves
>Ellie breaks down and has to accept that she's the cause of all the bad
>kills herself
>*achievement unlocked: growing up*

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Name 10.

>Joel has brown hair
>his daughter has blonde hair
based cuck

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Nazi attire is hot

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Will it though?

Gears 1
Gears 4
Gears 5
The Division
The Division 2
Spec Ops
The last 3 Tomb Raider games
Remnant From the Ashes
Binary Domain
Vanquish

>game

I don't remember that shot from the game...

LESBIAN GAY BISEXUAL INTERRACIAL

designed specifically for cucks

You do realize this thread was made by a nincel don't you? I don't think anyone is excited for this game.

He actually is ash blonde and not brunette. I had very blonde hair as a kid and when around 20 it started to discolor and got darker. It looks brown from afar, but it has a green tint that's typical for ash blonde.

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Should've replaced binary domain and vanquish with watch dongs or something, since those two are actually good and don't belong in cancer lists.

She would be 25 years older...

>The last 3 Tomb Raider games
>Remnant From the Ashes
Those don't have cover shooting mechanics

You know the funny part about rumors is they don't count as spoilers and i don't believe a goddam thing till i play it.

Better question is how many children will she be pregnanted with to repopulate the world?

the achievement isn't for sarah, it's for the trannies playing the game who rooted for ellie

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what happen to joel? did he join the patriarchy?
i know the sōys hated joel so i think they gonna make him a bad guy and have ellie kill him
it's gonna be like
>ellie: joel i'm dyke
>joel: no adopted daughter of mine will munch carpet, MAGA, gas the homos!
>ellie: of course a straight white male would be full of hate
>ellie easily overpowers and strangles joel
>jewess: oy vey ellie what happun?
>ellie: down with the patriarchy, you stinky gurl let me lick you
>jewess: i enthusiastically consent, fuck the patriarchy!
>*slurp* *slurp*

Based

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You didn't play tomb raider

this movie will change Yea Forums for 1 week

fixed for you OP

Poor girl... selling all those hardcore drugs to buy her father a watch. :(

I did. None of them are cover based shooters. You just run around and kills hundreds of people in a matter of minutes.

You didn't play tomb raider

TR literally has cover mechanics and health regeneration.

quintessentially american post

>crouching behind a crate is considered a cover based shooter

How retarded are you and what does health regeneration have to do with anything?

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Jesus Christ you dipshits are insufferable. You don't even deserve video games. Not that you retards ever play them.

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Why though?

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>Jesus Christ you dipshits are insufferable. You don't even deserve video games. Not that you retards ever play them.

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>and what does health regeneration have to do with anything
jesus christ