>M-Mom?
>*Sniff* Yes, user?
>I'm sorry that I wasted my life away towards video games
M-Mom?
Grayson Gray
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Kayden Nelson
I'm not
Fuck people look at my fucking Gains
Matthew Collins
>your mom is younger than you
Christopher Davis
his mom stayed very youthful damn
Benjamin Carter
Your mom will be dead at that point.
Hope you have siblings that managed to have kids, otherwise you'll be dying completely alone.
Jonathan Walker
>(((HOSPICE-MYTHS)))
Dylan Butler
Who the fuck plays videogame? I haven't in monthsThe pussy drains life force
Owen Lewis
>Mom
>Yes son?
>did I git gud?
>You did son...you got gud
>then it was worth it.
Carson Kelly
>Your mom will be dead at that point.
NO. HOW can i survive this Yea Forums?
Jordan Nguyen
Poor guy. Could have spent his free time on more important things like watching tv.
Tyler Nelson
or working
Jordan Thomas
Or wageslaving for his jewish masters, stupid goyim...
Henry Taylor
You're even too retarded to shitpost, underage
Ryan Wilson
devote your life to figuring out time travel it's not too late
Julian Rodriguez
>wasted my life away towards
nice english skills, pedro
Thomas Evans
HOW WILL THAT HELP?
Nolan Foster
why is your mom immortal?
Luke Baker
>wasted away lif towards spelling and grandmar
LAMO ot your life
Andrew Stewart
someone should make this into a wh40k photoshop
Matthew Bailey
>M-Mom?
>*Sniff* Yes, user?
>why are you like 40 years younger than me what the fuck?
Hunter Clark
>they don't go out with a lunchbox
HA
Luke Scott
>We eventually find the key to Time Travel
>The cruel revelation comes that we can never turn back time even if you want to
>However, time dilation is possible and we eventually make literal Hyperbolic Time Chambers
Xavier Sullivan
Its his daughter you mindnumbed fucksticks
Easton Clark
who are you quoting?
Noah Jackson
>discover time-travel
>get cocky and do le ebin lottery trick
>apprehended by your respective alphabet org
>turns out the lottery is a government-deployed method in catching future time-travellers
Owen Jones
Just invest heavily into valuable stocks instead.
Jacob Allen
We are already a third of the way into reaching biological immortality.
clinicaltrials.gov
This year the human trials have concluded successfully for UBX0101, which is a substance that kills sentient cells and allows cells in your body to rejuvenate. It pretty much kills any age-related disease and extended the life span in mice by +25%. We only need to figure out the enzyme and protein bullshit to essentially live forever at this point.
Just like the immortal lobsters, the only way we're dying after that is either through injuries or infections or we become so jaded from living that we just starve to death.
Sebastian Kelly
>wasted
the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted
Jonathan Campbell
Tell that to people who grind months for a cosmetic and don't enjoy the grind at all.
Hudson Gutierrez
>mom dies
>its gonna ruin my straight shota fetish
It's going to be bad
Noah Johnson
I don't play shit games lie this
Jonathan King
Those are some awful tattoos
Josiah Peterson
Everyone dies alone.
Isaac Bailey
if you didn't enjoy it then it was wasted
Nicholas Taylor
They're not enjoying wasting the time. You just said they don't enjoy the grind at all.
Nicholas Stewart
>We are already a third of the way into reaching biological immortality.
>in the year 2019
Okay, so it took us 20,000 years of human history to get a third of the way...
Brandon Murphy
i dont want to live forever
Jack Turner
I do
Kevin Howard
You're fucking retarded.
Cooper Sanchez
you know full well you are being disingenuous here
why bother replying
Juan Gonzalez
Wow! Just imagine, a world full of billions of immortal africans.
Parker Martinez
>sentient cells
senescent
Nathan Green
Time Travel is impossible according to RealLifeLore: