Yea Forums Plays Real Lives 2007 Part 2

LAST THREAD: We just moved from Africa to Sweden, time to finally start a new life. Should we get a job or just spend the rest of our days retired?

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If we have time to procreate we have time to beat people in the streets. Surely our years of African policework transfer?

What job opportunities do we have?

Retire.

Try for baby or adopt.

Dammit I think we're sterile, I've tried like 20 times but we're getting no baby. Should we adopt?

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Time to rape.

Get a job for that sweet, sweet eurocash

Finally get that goiter treated, shit's nasty yo

NEVER FORGET AYELAK
SHE WAS SMART
SHE COULD PAINT BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES
AND EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS SICK SHE ALWAYS STOOD BY YOU

When you think about it, we probably killed more people in Africa than the entire living population of Sweden

We can become a police captain, do we do it?

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Yes, adopt a swede.

Holy shit that's a lot of money do it

Anyone got a Mega link for this game? Seems like fun.

Fuck YEAH

Get that black justice to Sweden

You already know

GET THAT BREAD

>60 year old ex-prisoner with goiter from eritrea moves to sweden and immediately becomes the police captain.

Sounds about right

Try again. I wanna have some autistic kid with our 48 years old wife.

Keep trying until wife reaches 50 years. Then we can adopt

Political prisoner

I keep trying for a baby but we just can't get one. We also can't adopt for some reason. We are fucking loaded now though.

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Holy shit

Oh fuck yeah just 2 years and we're fluent in Swedenspeak
Do whatever it takes to have a kid in any way aaaaa

We're official too old to be a police captain now. Should we retire? We're fucking loaded.

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We must find a teenage swede wife to procreate with.

MOOD
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This is what Ayelak wanted
We did it, anons

adopt a litter of swedish kids and raise them with african values

Retire. Adopt a swede. Live the life Ayelak wanted you to have.

Working too much is bad for our health.
Let's enjoy the rest of our life at its fullest.

Is there an option to send remittances to your family in Eritrea? You should do that

they all died of super aids

Aren't they all dead?

We retire, but still have no luck with having a baby. And now we have diabetes.

Still rich though.

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The Adem family name cannot die with us.

Get that goiter treated lad

Wtf happened to our wife? Why is she depressed?

>still have goiter

And we're finally retired. Still no damn baby though. And we can't adopt, we may be too old.

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i miss ayelak lads

if we cant have a child we might as well adopt one

She was really cute and was truly the perfect female lead to our tale

Still no child, still can't adopt, but we're giving a tantalizing offer. Do we take it?

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Damn we living in 2080 now

We're about to die, it's time to adopt.

time to die alone i guess

Yeah, go for it.

We got no kids, what's there to lose at this point?

Just keep pumping Wengu.

Nigga you know better than that

>wife has clinical depression
just like a real first world family

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What could possibly go wrong?

Tell the scammers to fuck off

yolo

Nah, keep our bread

fuck no

Tell them to fuck off.

If Wengu dies before you, move to Ethiopia to die with Ayelak.

4.4million krona is 440k dollars.
When did we get rich?

We deny the offer, and a few years later our sister dies. We lasted longer than all of our siblings. F

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you understand the women stop being fertile around 40 right?

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What are the requirements to adopt?

lol no

>cant adopt
>cant have kids
Fuck it go to the Phillipines and bang hookers

Rest in Piss, Forever Miss

GODDAMMIT SOME NOT-NIGGER STOLE OUR CAR

WE'RE THE ONES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COMMITTING THE CRIMES HERE, DAMMIT!

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The endgame is near lads. Ayela awaits.

Fucking teamkillers

>malmö
>not-nigger
wew

Well lads, our health is getting worse and worse, the end is coming soon. It's been a good run.

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Car theft is still a thing in 2090?

Fucking white people!

Travel the world and just die where it takes you

>making it all the way to 88
Ayelak sacrificed herself to make this happen ;_;
She was truly an angel

Move to North Korea.

Not the best life, but Teferi made it in the end.

>88
That’s actually surprisingly good considering where we came from.

>88
Damn good run to even make it this far.
Bless Wengu, but Ayelak... it hurts.

since a rocket scienientist from eritrea becaem a police captain i doubt the law anforcment is in a good state

And there it is. We finally get to meet back up with Ayelak, our true wife. I hope you all enjoyed the thread, real lives is always fun to do every once and a while.

Goodnight everyone, and thank you to all of the anons that participated.

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>STILL goitered up
LITERALLY ALL YOU NEED IS SOME IODINE
EAT SOME TABLE SALT NIGGA

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>Lifetime of goiter
gg

RIP

>90
Blessed

We had a good run. Thanks for doing this, user.
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Rest in peace, he's with Ayelak now.

Real lives doesn't handle the first world perfectly, especially in regards to the disease system.

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>mom died from fire
>dad was a disease ridden corpse then died from murder
>sis died from malaria
>die from a life fullfilling old age
A good run praise Allah

Great thread, OP, had a blast.

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Teferi lived a full life, full of ups and downs. He found love, fought for what he believed in, and finally made to to the promised land he always sought and was able to peacefully enjoy it for 30 years.
Ayelak was an amazing girl who undoubtedly gave him the strength to keep going on, and I hope Wengu can live on. What a beautiful story.

Lutheranism was the true path.

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>90 years old died in sweden retired and enjoying life after years in a shithole country.

Based black man.

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Start in america and be a neet and see if we can beat tefari in how old we get

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You don't choose your starting location

Mom didn't die from a fire, she just got burned in one. I forget how she died but it was from something else.

You can create a custom character to play as, but random is more fun.

How do you manage to play this stable?

Maybe he reverted if he got surprise-killed in the next year? Keeps the fun

Is this a ((((((refugee))))) simulator?

yes and no
the likely hood of you being spawned as a Poo, a bugmen or a KANG is extremely high, because of the RNG and these three population groups make up more than 50% of the world pop

F, Teferi lived a good life, probabkly better than most of us will experience.

>We just moved from Africa to Sweden
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Free white pussy everywhere for starters. Also anyone wanna do a new run?