Triss Merigold

Ahem

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HMM, Drowners™, gotta be.

gross. just like those curtain textures

Are you illiterate, you inbred retard?

Why is her knee normal?

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Top taste

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>Everyone else is shit
Ahem

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Yes

did you praise the sun, you bitch?

Why couldn't we fug the Nilfgaard sword lass?

AHEM.
Iris is the best girl, and any opinion to the contrary is shit.

I will accept Priscilla though as an alternative.
Carry on.

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shes based because she DOESNT fuck Geralt, simple as

Wrong. Rosa van Attre is top tier.

We can fix that!

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You've got a hot-looking mom then

guys. i just realized Triss isnt a real redhead

She does. She's literally an Essi clone.

Did you just call me a bitch?

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>no shani ending
shit game

Her knee is so big

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Second replay as sword build.
Still fun.

>Not posting any Shani picture
user, help me out.

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Royal ass comming through

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Absolute crime that Geralt was such a fucking cuck and couldn't bang anyone in 3. Like that fucking Nilf girl you give swordfighting lessons to? Salty af desu senpai

Love this set.

I would sniff her abs

Based stevencarson poster

>tfw no thicc goth gf

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You guys are alright, don't go to Oxenfurt tomorrow.

Can we forgive him?

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No.

Yen Merilove
Ciri Meridaddy

I wanted to romance Triss but I found out what she did to survive in Novigrad.

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vanilla witcher is pretty meh.
Blood and wine is meh.
Heart of stone was easily 10/10.

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>I found out what she did to survive in Novigrad
w-what did she do?

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You mean Rosa? You can. Am I the only one who did this? If you wait 2 nights after the lessons and wait until night time, "Rosa" will sneak out of the villa to follow Kobe and Lucas if you didn't kill them. They will attack her, and you can save her. Geralt will mention that he sword skill seemed to be lacking, asking if she knew he was nearby. They head back towards the villa, and she jumps Geralt's bones in the field. Afterward she stops pretending to be Rosa and you find out it was Edna and she heads off and Geralt mentions he should have known with her skill with the sword.

Stop lying user we know it isn't true

this is what a real woman looks like.

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Truss Merigold

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Several low ranked witch hunters stumbled upon her plans and safe houses, she needed to service their every desire to keep them quiet.

moar

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Dragon age need to die.

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Cuck yourself. Yen is the only best choice

Her body count is probably three times Geralt's, hard pass.

She uses magic to make her body a virgin though

Yea shes hot
But Yen is just... Better
Sorry op

YES PLEASE POST MORE TIME FOR ANOTHER COOOOM HNNNNG HERE I GO FAPFAPFAPFAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>only three times
Lmao, what a naive soul.

>three times
30 times

Here's the real Triss. Don't be so racist Yea Forums

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She routinely was bound in dimeritium chains and used and abused by those fisstech abusing brutes who even played a role in murdering her mage friends. Every day was a struggle as she had to convince herself it was worth it for her cause.

as if the hymen is what makes an actual virgin better than a slut, it's more about the mindset than the blood on the bed, yen is a trash tier choice and the only reason to do 'the last wish' quest is to see her her break when you tell her you lost feelings

>you can't save her
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

enjoy your triss bro

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>only reason to do 'the last wish' quest is to see her her break when you tell her you lost feelings
god that was based

>Triss is still the best girl

N

>it’s another /pol/fag ruins waifu thread episode

I AM BECOME COOOOOOM

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Yen is still the most tradionally feminine character and clearly shows interest in geralt. Last wish is kino love.

No matter what choices you make, Geralt dips out when it becomes apparent the bitch is nuts

DAMN YOURE UGLY

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>Yen is still the most tradionally feminine character
in what way what the fuck

coom.....
the coom never changes

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/pol/ didn't create this insanity, they merely react to it.

Keep your reactions on /pol/ and reddit

in the way that she is selfish, overreacts, is disrespectful, manipulative and expects everything to do what she wants like without having to justify it, and getting away with it because she's fake beautiful, in her case with magic like real women with makeup.
in that way she does seem like a real woman at times

Wheres the giant cock?

Affectionate, comforting, jealous(in the good sense), cares about geralt’s daughter,

that's not feminine, that's a bitch

t. hbo producer

exactly what user said, feminine

exactly

How is she more traditional than Triss? Triss is literally the stereotype of the submissive wife in the wheat fields

Triss is the stereotypical highschool gf.

I don't understand the appeal of sex
even those orgasms so intense you can't feel your legs for a while don't feel as good as that hot tingly feeling in your brain stem when you hear a really good song or see a really good scene for the first time

And that's a good thing.

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No it’s not. Yen is better as the traditional wife that takes charge of the home and is overprotective.

Even Vesemir in gwent datamined lines says this:
"Triss Merigold, charming as ever, the epitome of feminine grace."

gwent.fandom.com/wiki/Unreleased_Content

>vocaroo.com/i/s058HlZVXjLI
>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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You dont even know what traditional means stop using big words idiot

...

based

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>Lambert's used goods
Yikes

Never cease to make me laugh, is there other variations to this pasta

Triss is a flighty thot who THINKS she loves you and built Geralt and his magnum dong up to be this amazing thing in her head and when Yen was out of the picture she pounced on him. She might stay with him, she might not. It doesn't change the fact her willingness to lie, omit, and abuse Geralt when he was memoryless and vulnerable demonstrates at the very least a great degree of immaturity. She basically acts like a fucking kid.

Yennifer, for all her bitchiness, actually does care about Geralt and their relationship has been seasoned by many on again, off again spells.

there is a 2077 version

Sarcasm

Name a girl in the witcher who isnt used goods
Geralt is kind of fucked

Yen almost got him killed on their first meeting.

You are so unbelievably biased towards your waifu I'm not even going to bother
Headcanon is a mental illness

And one of the samurai game from sony forgot it’s name

retard

Cope

>If you want characters accurate to the books and games you must be pol
Are you really this desperate?

Nah

She wanted to have a baby at all costs before she met Ciri. She's possessive, jealous and selfish (at least in the short stories and game)

>Headcanon is a mental illness
read the books nigger

More sarcasm

and here we go
i want to bet that you havent read the books either lmao

There isn't. Geralt is a cuck.
Triss with Lambert
Yen with that one mage
Shani leaving him lol

it's canon that Yen and Geralt ends up together, however it's your own wrong headcanon that she isn't the worst choice and a massive bitch

>She's possessive, jealous
Which is good.

in what world retard, have you never tried being with a woman who's possessive or jealous? it's not fun, it's worse than being alone

>Headcanon

>Then Geralt of Rivia appeared. A witcher leading a stormy life, and tied to her good friend Yennefer in a strange, turbulent and almost violent relationship.
>Triss had watched them both and was jealous even though it seemed there was little to be jealous of. Their relationship quite obviously made them both unhappy, had led straight to destruction, pain and yet, against all logic… it had lasted. Triss couldn’t understand it. And it had fascinated her. It had fascinated her to such an extent that…
>…she had seduced the witcher – with the help of a little magic. She had hit on a propitious moment, a moment when he and Yennefer had scratched at each other’s eyes yet again and had abruptly parted. Geralt had needed warmth, and had wanted to forget.
>No, Triss had not desired to take him away from Yennefer. As a matter of fact, her friend was more important to her than he was. But her brief relationship with the witcher had not disappointed. She had found what she was looking for – emotions in the form of guilt, anxiety and pain. His pain. She had experienced his emotions, it had excited her and, when they parted, she had been unable to forget it. And she had only recently understood what pain is. The moment when she had overwhelmingly wanted to be with him again. For a short while – just for a moment – to be with him.
And now she was so close…

>have you never tried being with a woman
Uh...

>/pol/ CREATED THIS!

This
My ex was a possessive psycho and it fucking scarred me for life, I actually had to move and change my number to get away from her.
That idiot is just into femdom and thinks it's so hot to have a cunt for a girlfriend; its not.

Triss is your basic slut. Willing to use magic to make anyone fuck her.

There are so many better romance choices.

Go back to watching your bdsm femdom videos on pornhub yenfag

Triss is the choice for philosopher kings

Shani is pretty good, while also a slut.
The toussaint slutty sisters aren't perfect either, especially annarietta.
Regis is the only good bromance, all the females are manipulative sluts, and those are the "good" females, the bad ones like Yen are much worse

/pol/ is trying to save us you stupid ass

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>Willing to use magic to make anyone fuck her
You mean Yennefer, the literal hunchback gnome who uses magic to appear pretty?

Iris or Priscilla aren't romancable so no, there are actually no good choices.

I'd even take the Bird over any of the sorceresses. Beak and all.

Yen is for gfd

Come home White Wolf

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>Lambert fucked Keira and Triss
How did that ugly fuck do this...

I'm so fucking done with these threads. We all know that Yennefer is the good choice and Triss is the bad choice. Stop with the yen fag/ yen cuck memes fucking fucks, it's okay to have your own fetish as long as you don't do anything illegal. I blame /pol/ fags for targeting the left in a video game board! Disgusting

By being himself

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Yencucks need to be honest that they're just into Mommydom shit and aren't actually looking at it objectively.

>that nordic manface
Omegayikes

/pol/ did this!

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But mommydom is objectively the superior relationship dynamic, thus making Yen the best choice.

>Why couldn't we fug the Nilfgaard sword lass?

geralt wasnt her sex ed tutor

>liking Yen makes you a leftist
Are all trissfags falseflagging /pol/fags or just you?

>We all know that Yennefer is the good choice and Triss is the bad choice.

this is true but goddamn triss' voice and cleavage justi does things to my dick

rude

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I only come once a day. Why is that such a bad thing?

>cheating on Yen’s voice
Fuck you

I'm going to need some pics of your mom then.

Triss TW2 voice is the hottest voice, no contest. TW3 has the same voice actress but it's less sultry.

>Calls other cucks for not choosing the one person who cucked Geralt

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God in-game Keira looked hideous. From the pictures she was supposed to look like an 18 year old girl, but ended up as a +30 year old tranny.

It's confirmed then, Triss is more dangerous than a succubus.

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yen's voice reminds me too much of my mother and makes me irrationally angry

it's also not how i imagined her sounding in the books

Checks out

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Nah there all pretty good we can all agree on this right?

Pretty sure succubus in W2 had the same face as Triss.

You have to be that /vg/ user. Good to see you again.

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Hi friend!

I don't get why people call Yen the cuck choice, Triss cucked Geralt with the majority of Kaer Morhen's occupants. Both are shitty choices.

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You will hang from a tree

Don't know about anyone else, but I agree

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What happened to the /vg/ WTC thread? I miss the threads and I miss your posts :(

artist name?

>herbalist girl

quite frankly dont understand, she just wiggles her bum at you a bit and everyone just decides she's up there, when clearly even random peasant girl models are more attractive. her face especially gives off the impression she's a year or two from hittiing the wall

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Just died off I suppose. I'm sure there will be a lot of familiar faces in cyberpunk gen once it comes out

They’re just contrarians afraid of admitting the superiority of Yen.

She dind´t cuck geralt since geralt was the one refusing her.
Also Lambert wasn´t in Temeria when the "Triss-Lambert" stuff was suposed to happen

Also he hated her in books and yencucks love to refer to these books on every occasion, but don't ever mention this fact.

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based but please for the love of good post the coom vocaroo i need to kek

Bit if a butter face but... We all know we arent look at her face

Bomyman

good for a second i thought i was the only one was looking at his feminine penis

For me it's The Path.

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Das it mane

for me, an unretarded canon chad who knows the ins and outs of every character? Yennefer without a sliver of doubt. For someone who wants to take the headcanon route? Ves or Annarietta or even Shani. Triss is for "people" who have a cuckold fantasy.

>Triss is for "people" who have a cuckold fantasy.
Makes no sense.

For me, it's Yennefer and all the ploughing women in the first game except for Triss

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Is there an outfit that looks similar to lambert’s leather jacket?

Wolf School Gear looks pretty similar

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wolf school gear i think?

There's a mod that copies the model for his jacket onto another armor set.

baste

Thanks, it seems wolf is the closest

Did I miss a girl? who is she

Iris. Olgierds wife from Hearts of Stone.

the only triss i need

Finally getting around to playing this game, what are good mods for it? Nothing too game changing, just quality of life mods please

If this is first playthrough it plays perfectly fine vanilla but friendlyhud is a good QoL mod.