It's shit

It's shit.

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It's going to be an 85 rating.
The games scale, scope and unique gameplay assure this.

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Where did you get an early copy?

My dad works for kojima, he also said he is an asshole

but your dad literally only cleans toilets there

My dad is Kojima's personal burger chef. He stands on call 24 hours a day always ready and prepared to cook Kojima a burger. The man is insane with his burger requests. Often coming in and saying things like, "I ate very good Texas burger yesterday. Please make me a Nevada burger because Nevada is a good state to try after experiencing Texas greatness. No Oklahoma burger though, can't go Oklahoma right after experiencing much superior Texas greatness. Maybe next month." And then he has to figure out what in the world constitutes a Nevada burger. Usually he is forced to make it up and throw on random ingredients and improvise a bullshit reasoning like putting cactus fruit on the burger because of the desert lands of Nevada and black and red diced peppers for casino chips.

what

I cannot fathom the sheer amount of asspain there would be if the Link's Awakening remake gets better review scores than Death Stranding. vidya gods please

It's a Hideo Kojima game, it'd take some Bioware-tier fuckups to not get low 90s on critic and user scores.

I know, but if that were to happen, it would be the best thing to happen to this board in a very long time.

>he doesn't know what a nevada burger is
You're dad is a scrub

I'm calling Kojima right now to tell him to fire his personal burger chef.

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It willl get an 88, trust me.

Is it out already or how do you know?

It's going to be overrated just like tlou2. Game reviewers can't help themselves anymore

Mgs5 got good reviews and that's the most disappointing game experience of my life

>0% beef patty
What the fuck Nevada?

Tofu, made directly to Kojimbo's strict tastes

How do you fucking know?

driving by this thread to tell you i like this post and it made me smile

Mate, It's 2 am in the morning. Or you know something and back up your claim with a story or you can fuck yourself.

The burger post is gold tho,

>putting cactus fruit on the burger because of the desert lands of Nevada and black and red diced peppers for casino chips.
That actually doesn't sound too bad.

It’s the only game I plan to buy between now and Christmas so it better be fucking Kojima Kino like Yea Forums told me.

Buy Doom Eternal instead. Yea Forums is telling you differently now.

Keep the hopes up and the hype on watch. That's my advice user.

I could actually hear the Kojima quoted text in his broken English voice in my head as I read it.