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That’s cool. Somehow — I still don’t care.

You cared enough to post idiot

I guess the Chinese sure do like memeshit.

Wonder how many of those copies were bought as part of that contract

well, the chinese need to prop up their epic storefront exclusive.

>50% more than Borderlands 2
Seeing as they have been selling the entire fucking Borderlands franchise for $2 at least once a month for the last year, I have SERIOUS doubts about that claim.

>literal who
>no source
Uh huh, sure
Social media needs to be destroyed

FPBP

Launch sales you retard

How the fuck can people stomach this mediocre series??

Go to bed zoomer, its a school night.

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Steamies will never have sex

This means they can afford Battleborn 2

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Kill yourself retard

>every single shill thread ever
>LOOK HOW POPULAR IT IS
>LOOK HOW MANY SALES
>LOOK AT THESE JOURNALIST REVIEWS
>Zero discussion on gameplay
>Zero discussion on mechanics
>Zero discussion on anything actually relevant to whether its a good good
Fucking kek, this is the worst failed attempt at viral marketing ever by the Gearbox jews.

I bet there's still plenty of people who open these threads and never reply, because they don't want to fuel the fire.
Everyone's eventually gotta post at least once on at least one of these threads, it almost compulsive.
This is that one post.
Go fuck yourself.
Nobody cares.

It's a literal who to you because you're a loser and no one wants to associate with you so you avoid social media

This entire post is ridiculously suspicious. Those numbers don't compute with common sense.
>5 million in 5 days
Okay, let's put this in perspective. Hitman 2 has sold 10million. It took them 1 year. Hitman is a larger and longer running franchise than BL. It's also on Steam and regularly on sale.
>50% more than Borderlands 2
They've been selling all Borderlands titles for 99% off as a bundle on Steam constantly for the last year (less than $2 gets you every single game and DLC). There is no fucking way Borderlands 3 at full price outsold Borderlands 2 in 5 days, yet alone by 50%.
>Most pre-ordered on Epic
Their only REAL competition was Anno 1800, and all those pre-orders were on Steam.

holy shit, gaben cock suckers btfo

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Cope

I like how keep touting these sales figures as if it's a big accomplishment, but then neglect to think of how much more it would have sold if it was on more than just the EGS.

>doesnt know what he's talking about
>calls others retards
Zoomer deffence 101.

see
and cope harder

What’s her name?

>Okay, let's put this in perspective.
For something more relatable to people - Fallout 4 sold 1.2 million copies on Steam in its first 24 hours of release. Basically, you'd be saying Borderlands 3 sold more than Fallout 4 in the first 5 days. Absolute bullshit.

>5 million in 5 days compared to 10 million in 365 days
Cope Borderlands has huge legs bl2 sold like 20 million copies

>no source
The image literally has the sourse web adress in it, its from the official Take 2 site. Are you retarded?

These people have already established themselves as untrustworthy. Both 2k and Epic. Their press releases have been constant wordplay and bullshit and everyone knows it. That's the point. You can't trust a damn word they say.

The 5 million is consoles and PC combined.

Launch sales you fucking sperg. They're talking about launch sales when they compare it to Borderlands 2. Jesus Christ you faggots are dense.

Ashlyn Rae or something like that. Shes pretty cute.

>no source
>take2 website link right in the image
Based retard

The idea of it approaching a Bethesda's titles numbers is still ludicrous. Keep in mind, this was on the heels of Skyrim and New Vegas. Bethesda's image had never been stronger. Including consoles, the first 24 hours for Fallout 4 was still only 1.9million on the 1st day. Do you really believe a Borderlands game could do half of Fallout's sales numbers at full price?

Half of the sales comes from pc according to the digital sold units and the peak player base of 250k+ people

It's almost like the OP didn't say "launch sales" and was purposefully worded in a deceptive way
BUT SURELY T2 AND EPIC WOULDN'T DO SUCH A THING. I mean, it's not like they've been doing it for the last year. Constantly. Everytime they open their mouths.

Considering there has been 24/7 BL3 crack watch threads on Yea Forums since release, yes.

Thanks.

Those are troll and shitposts. Seriously, no one gives a fuck. Borderlands is trash. Most people wouldn't bother even if it was cracked. They're not just saying that. I wouldn't. Borderlands 2 was shit enough. And all the actual reviews (and not just shills jerking off of about supposed sales figures) say Borderlands 3 is even worse.

based and dare i say it redpilled

>Borderlands 3 is even worse.
Not that Epic has a lot to choose from. When your sales are unnaturally inflated due to a vacuum in available products, its' really just embarrassing. Epic people only have indie shit once every 3 months get an AAA title.

And their stock fell due to this lol

Totally successful

Chinks and Amerifatfucks trying to make their shit up Btfo

still waiting for that crack. nothing you can say will make me give money to the CCP or Randy Pitchfag. kys

Imagine saying this unirinocally on Yea Forums

>Yea Forums can't understand basic english and has zero reading comprehension
This thread really portraits how stupid Yea Forums has gotten

You cared enough to not use a regular hyphen faggot

Hitman 2 isn’t a triple A game

hmm it's almost like if Gearbox had just made this game years ago instead of mindlessly chasing trends by fucking around with the absolute failure that was Battleborne they would have been much better off
Let this be a lesson game devs need to learn to stay in their fucking lane

who would of thought that a normalfag game would sell well. everyone I work with wont shut up about this game.

The only Borderlands 3 threads on Yea Forums are from Epic shills trolling about how it's not cracked yet, as if anyone gives a fuck. Where's all the "Borderlines 3 is kino" threads and such? No one cares about this game. Those sales numbers are very suspect.

Yes, it is.

So you care a lot that you get upset when people call you out on it? Gotcha.

They're definitely lying.

No you stupid bitch, I'm saying I don't care about Borderlands 3, I do care about maintaining the quality of this board though, which is why I'm letting you know.

Nobody is playing this Chink game and 2K stock actually went down after the announcement.
It's the same as marvel comics. They are lying.

borderlands is not a fun video-game
you FUCKING NIGGER

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They were burned out after 3 borderlands games in a round, wanted to make something new. Sadly it went up against Blizzzard and everyone knows how that went

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shut the fuck up literal payed chinkshills

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>Bait

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Cognitive dissonance is strong in steamdrones.
It's bullshit btw, 2mb/s is required for the twitch thing. Cope faggot

>who would of thought that a normalfag game would sell well
Normalfags buy them and there is a lot of normalfags around not surprising.

i heard the game wasnt that fun

That's 2 Mb/s by the way, not MB/s. As in, Megabits, not Megabytes. So in reality it's about 250KB/s.

>Cognitive dissonance
stop using words you don't know the meaning of underage chinkoid.

what twitch thing you fucking retard? It's required for the new form of denuvo you illiterate fuck. it constantly uploads your date which is probably sent to epic games afterwards because chinks like to collect your data anyways

Wow holy shit for a single player game lmao I guess for one time in my life i will say this.
...yes steam no buy lol

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who cares you coping retard? it's still uploading your fucking data constantly even if you're not playing online.

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Sure, I never argued against that. I'm just stating actual facts instead of hearsay and misinfo. You should try doing the same, user.

wait for the crack I guess. Timmy Tencent already payed for your copy

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>he thinks Denuvo homephoning won't be present on Steam as well

Fair enough.

the difference in the size of data is literally meaningless here.

Not buying it cased closed.

i dont really understand the point of epic shills. are they trannies larping as the shills to defend sjw games?

chink gamers are using steam anyway and typical steamfags who want to customize their steam pages. anglo chinks want to support epic though.

Okay?
The writing and story are the worst in the series, but the actual game itself is probably the most fun and engaging out of all of them

Take your meds steamie

they're mentally ill westernized or asian american chinks who are still loyal to their hive. Trannies ironically are against EGS

The writing is so bad I can garentee player retention will drop through the floor.
Expecting a Pre-sequel like scenario where alot is promised but nothing comes through.
>inb4 didnt play
Beat the game as Fl4k and got halfway through with zane before i realised I was just going through the motions and not enjoying myself.
lost my fucking mind when girl on fire came on

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fuck yourself with your dad's chopsticks chinkoid

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Not really. The literal who on Twitter was complaining the Denuvo upload amount was so big they couldn't stream. This is clearly false, because it's not uploading 2MB/s. If the streamer can't stream because of a 250KB/s upload in the background, they have bigger issues with their setup than Borderlands 3's shady policies.

lmao what are you trying to do with this? Do you think everyone who is against the chink invasion of the gaming industry automatically is a valve fanatic?

I just banned your steam account, have fun

>2019
>PR stunts more lies just to lure faggots to the ebin store
>relevant

steam doesn't have communist censorship like your country, drone

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


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>muh china
Kys fattie

why don't you admit that you're chinese you subhuman? And that's the only reason you support this fucking mess

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lol ok ep7 star wars made well over twice as much as the title before.

>it's selling so it must be good!
btw those sales don't show how many copies were bought via epic exclusive, since those are certainly counted.
if control was 10 mil you can be sure that borderlands is much more.

this, op can go back to sucking exclusive cock

That's because any legit attempt at Borderlands discussion leads to massive amounts of shitposting.

I find it difficult to support take two's jewish tricks after GTA 5 and the more I see of them the less I like

>hey guys let's talk about the changes between 2 and 3
>DUDE LMAO ANDY BIRCH AND RANDY GETTING PISSED ON LMAO LE REACTION DUMB SO EPIC
even before 3 came out you couldn't have a thread without autistic memeaddicts dumping their shitty picture collections

no one normal bl3 thread just fell off the catalog so fucking fast lol. only a few hours ago. probably it only got 5-10 posts.

supmatto is seething right now

Maya dies
Calypso twins die
Lilith dies by flying into the moon killing herself closing "the one true vault"

saved you 60 dollars

So the new siren is the only one left alive?

the new little shit maya had is a siren too

5 sirens in the universe is a lie

gearbox is shitty at writing

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Nah that guy gave a really shitty explanation.
Maya dies to Troy, Troy saps her powers, We kill Troy and Ava comes in and saps Maya's power's back turning her into a Siren for some reason.
Gearbox really tried to asspull by making it so Tannis is a Siren and took Angel's powers somehow.
They really don't explain how anything works.

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1. Lilith, replaced by ???
2. Maya, replaced by Ava
3. Angel, replaced by Tannis
5. Tyreen, replaced by ???
6. Steele, replaced by ???
7. Amara, alive

Did I miss someone?

*4. Troy

Don't know how he got deleted.

>bad game sells well due to shills
nothing new here

Good thing someone drew this so now I can care about it fucking little bitch

What game do you like? Hardmode no jap games

FPBP AND BASED

They explained it. When a Siren dies she can choose the target for her powers, otherwiseit goes to a random chick

BS.

>still not saying how many sales were on PC
L O L

>All these Steamcels absolutely SEETHING

LMAO

MGS

>Daniel Ahmad
Dude's a ResetEra admin. He's as credible as an Indian scammer. Considering both Randy and ReserEra share progressive values, and with some extra cash involved, no wonder the twitter Mohamed shills for Cringelands 3.

Why should I care, sales don't make the game fun

D+11

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>MGS
>not japanese

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>5 million Sell in
>being used as a synonym for actual sales
>And people are bragging about this

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>caring about borderlands story
yikes

Steamies getting seethie

^ BASED AND REDPILLED!

They're talking about sales in the same launch period. 70% of sales were digital compared to like 30% back in 2012 so no one waits until the weekend to go pick up the game.

Steamcels BTFO

This.

The level of COPE is just tremendous

As other people have said it's talking about launch sales, which if your sequel doesn't out perform your previous title then you're royally fucked up especially with a 7 year gap when the market has grown massively. Ofcourse he's using dishonest language to make it sound like it's overall sales though.

Who the fuck was excited about Borderlands 3
I seriously do not get who played 2 and said "Yeah, I want more of that. I want the game with the copy+pasted guns and some of the least funny humor ever"

This can't even be blamed on marketing because BL3 had nonexistent marketing. It showed up as an advertisement in a few places, and that's it.

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>trusting Take 2's marketing
So which thugs did they send to your house to threaten you to make this post, Mr Jing?

First post badass post

JUST

>Went from DOUBLE Borderlands 2
>To 150% of Borderlands 2
>In the span of a week
Next month, they'll claim it was only 10% more than Borderlands 2. Eventually, the truth that it bombed will surface.

Maybe more seething and crying will fix it, eh Steamie?

Dunno why you're so proud of sucking Chinese corporate dicks. You're not that different than Valve lovers. You're actually more pathetic than them, considering Epic lacks basic features compared to other digital distribution services.

>like BL1 and BL2
>excited for BL3

>it runs like garbage
>it's ridiculously buggy
>menus are laggy with terrible sort options when BL2 already did it better
>every VH has something about them that makes them unfun to play (Amara wants you to constantly menu to change her action skill element, FL4K's pet constantly gets in the way, Moze might as well not have an action skill, Zane sucks)
>story is offensively bad instead of just being mediocre

I have regrets.

holy szechuan sauce Morty this is EPIC!

Lmao since when do sales mean that a game is good? especially nowadays with paid shilling

reviews say the game is tumblr lgbt leftist as fuck

After playing it for a few hours I honestly find myself just kinda being bored
It basically missed most of what made Borderlands 2 (and to an extent, TPS) enjoyable.
The loot system sucks now, every single enemy seems to drop a common weapon so they are completely useless (and if they weren't, why the fuck would you bother scanning through a sea of shit weapons to find one that MIGHT be better than the one you currently have), and to account for this Gearbox decided NOT to upgrade your inventory, and also put MAYBE 1 or 2 marketplaces PER MAP. So your inventory is full 90% of the time.
The guns themselves feel fucking shit as well. Not nearly as heavy or satisfying to shoot as in 2. Combine that with the fact that even common enemies are now bullet sponges and gunplay is just fucking boring.
There's too many side missions as well. When you complete a single 5-minute story mission, prepare to do some 30 minutes of side missions. Boy am I glad Gearbox decided to up the difficulty level for the story missions so you HAVE to do the side missions, else risk being under-leveled and the enemies being even more of a bullet sponge.
The boss fights are ok, although their designs are completely uninspired compared to the first game, usually just being a slightly bigger version of an enemy you've already seen.
And this all is without mentioning the terrible performance on even high-end computers (I have a GTX1080, am playing it on 1440p (75% render scale), with only medium graphics settings, and the game STILL lags in menus, or even when fucking aiming down your scope), as well as the flock of bugs in the game.
It's just too much shit. It's like they've taken BL2, and decided to make it more like the piss-stains that are Destiny or Anthem or some shit. It's god-awful.

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What 1 insignificant user doesn't care, it's what the other 5 million people care. Sorry, it's Randy's victory this time. Refusing to admit this will only make you look like a seething coping faggot.

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>5m
source?

epic which bought the digital copies up is a company. not consumers, you chink insect

randy chadford always wins. all those PR disasters and is still comfortably CEO

Sure about that steamie

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>phoneposter
>reddit
Gonna be a kys from me, dawg

Take-Two counts copies sent out to stores. Counts as "sold" when it's clearly just sitting there on a shelf or in a warehouse.
It's the old consolenigger publisher method when things aren't rosy that other publishers have abandoned.
Time to reuse the old trick.

well they're not americans or canadians for one, they can't even speak english propely