Can someone explain to me what happened with Anthony Burch

>feel depressed
>want to end it all
>remember I'm not Anthony Burch
>depression instantly cured

He literally got caught fucking and chucking girls under the impression that he could get them a job at gearbox, then later at riot.
Both companies shitcanned him to avoid scandal and now he works with freddieWong

Probably got AIDS and died from taking so many dicks up his ass.

>You now remember that user that worked at a Suicide hotline who saved a guy by telling him about how at least the guy wasn't Anthony Burch and told him the story of Burch.
It seriously is a cure all for depression.

He's at Santa Monica Studios now

>It's real
No fucking way.

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>Sony
That makes a lot of sense for a SJW cuck .

jewish name looks like a rat

Post the wedding photo.

Yea Forums, this is B.U.R.C.H.

Surrender your weapons and then prepare to write an apology for your blatant lies about Anthony.

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honestly, I needed this today

I remember when he and his sister that looked like a brother had that series on GT.

It was terrible.

wishes he was his sister. made wife leave him due to forcing her into an open relationship. hates dad and mom because they didnt vote for hillary. overall creep and retarded weirdo

Did he really go gay then trans? I heard about the first half years ago

Never saw the trans thing. The "I'm gay!" and then immediate redaction when he had to touch a dick was funny though.

I don't think the trans thing happened but the fact it's believable at all shows just how broken that thing(it sure isn't a man) is.

She also took his WiiU

>In Borderlands 2, the commando protagonist Axton's sexuality was often disputed, while he's officially bisexual, this was never reflected in the game EVEN ONCE

i think this is canon because of a glitch in game that they just rolled with

when axton revived other characters he had lines he would say eg.

"I'm not sayin' you owe me. I'm implying it."
"Wow. Do you work out, or...?"
"Don't worry. I won't tell anyone."
"Hey, it happens to the best of us."
"On your feet, soldier!"
"Fight through it!"
"You're good, I got you!"
"Don't stop shooting!"
"On your feet, you'll get 'em next time."

the more flirty ones were originally intended for maya but would play with anyone
so they just said "yeah whatever he's just like that y'know"
in addition to this he's also an absolute chad so of course he'd bone anything he wanted to

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I'm sure this is fake but I like to think it's true

Wasn't he always openly bisexual? I don't ever recall hearing about him being trans.

Also you forgot he framed a tweet that Anita made.

Joke's on her lol

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>Gf left me a few weeks ago
>Working a bad job
>Still living with parents
>Remember that im still young and im not Burch
>Future is bright and full of possibilities

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pretty based axton poster

That’s a good way to think user might save a life that way

Are there any devs who AREN'T egotistical autists?

Those that don't have social media accounts

How shit do you have to be to get fired from Riot?

>literally working with a master kinographer now
What's your excuse Yea Forums?

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>anthony touching joker
no.

>Panders to the SJW crowd. By forcing his own views onto his writing
>By forcing his own views onto his writing
>Forcing his own views onto his writing
>his own views
>his writing
>forcing

lol what

Apparently a bunch of the workers tried unionizing and complained about "muh wahmen" not getting enough representation/pay so they fired a bunch of people.

You can write a story without trying to make it a fillbuster about your political position

>trans
wait really?

Also because Anthony was a creep

>it's fucking real
What the fuck. How does that even happen? Did his ex-wife fuck carpenter and had him throw him a pity commission?

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i dont think you know what a filibuster is user

>joker is a female that wants to be trans but no one accepts her so now she goes around killing people
>harley quinn is his Puerto Rican MtF "girlfriend" that he treats as his equal
>Batman is actually the bad guy because he's rich and white

>Anthony Burch gets to work with John Carpenter
Thanks for taking away the only reason I had left to not kill myself.

>filibuster

Tencent's response

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The Wii U was holding him back

DON'T DO IT
YOU'RE NOT ANTHONY BURCH, YOU STILL HAVE THINGS TO DO AND A GLORIOUS LIFE TO LIVE

yeah but the guys entitled to write stories about whatever the hell he wants regardless of how poorly you think he wrote it
its not forced just because you dont like it

>finally made it into the big time as a writer
>have name recognition and shit
>think you could get way more poon than just your wife
>force her to open the relationship
>no chick wants anything to do with a scrawny, rat-faced jew
>meanwhile his wife gets bulled by big, thick negroids daily
>eventually get fired and lose a lot of that fame and influence in the industry
>relegated to being remembered as the guy who cucked himself
>random people talk themselves out of suicide by comparing their lives to his

Never get too cocky, anons.

I want an Axton bf

>Quinn got hired after murdering a man she abused
>Burch is now working on a Joker comic
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DC COMICS? I USED TO LOVE YOU. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T FALL FOR THOSE TYPES.

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I disagree. His characters might be shit, but as far as story goes, he's not a bad writer. Tales from the Borderlands had some excellent writing, especially Ep 4. A lot of that was Burch's writing that made that happen.

the only people who read mainstream comics now are redditor Marvel capeshit fans who are only interested because of the movies

>SJW
>changed the names from Midgets to little people.
99.9% of social justice bullshit is overblown nonsense, but if anyone deserves a little justice, it's the little people. they're small by no fault of their own, and yet they get mogged and shit on literally everywhere they go. even kids give them shit. i'm fine with showing them a little fucking respect and calling them what they want to be called as opposed to some hateful slur

nah dude those people are just the vocal majority
theres tons of folk who read the mainstream shit and just dont talk about it anywhere except maybe Yea Forums

Is this an Arrested Development episode

>anthony burch has nothing better to do than shitpost in a thread about himself

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youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU
(obligatory)
youtube.com/watch?v=IoSmZeTGpGQ
(i regret to inform you i remember this too)
easily the funniest post in the thread

>Post yfw you arent anthony burch
youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

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aaaahhhhHHHHHHHHH
IT'S ALL SO TIRESOME

>that fucking blackface at the end
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
9 seconds apart
burchmind

feels good, kiddo

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Look Anthony I know it's gotta be hard to understand but you don't have to defend yourself here.

>What exactly happened Yea Forums?
Why don't you do your own research and actually look up old threads?

no, he just one day proclaimed that he's bisexual
later admitted that he tried picking up guys but nobody wanted to fuck him

>why is this allowed
because shes a cute girl
pretty sure she did get a lot of flak for it though

It's too bad that anthony is a faggot and ashly is a piece of shit because their dad is fucking hilarious
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“Im gonna get out of here, I might catch your gay.”

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Sam Lake is a pretty cool guy.

I see, I've pretty much given up all hope for DC and Marvel, have they gotten any better? Last I checked the art was terrible and the writing was ham fisted snarky political commentary

A friend says that the batmeme who laughs stories are good, so I don't think they have fucked their main storylines like marvel.

>think this is going to be a poem because the first sentence rhyme
>the second sentence doesn't

2 got bashed relentlessly for its terrible writing, so he got demoted for pre-sequel. That was also bad, so gearbox did the reasonable thing and cut him off.

Also his wife left him and took the Wii U

Would borderlands 3 actually have been funny if he helped write it

>have they gotten better
nah but theres some interesting ideas here and there
and theyre getting lots of new blood all the time which i think can only improve things

You ssaying that is basically admitting Anthony Burch is hilarious

He's nowhere near as funny as his dad, even if he "wrote" these skits, the acting is the important part here.

In 2019 as a lefty writer? nah. these guys care too much about political correctness to make anything funny due to their fear of hurting feelings.

even today when I'm staying up 3 nights in a row working 2 jobs, have a family that's always fighting, 2 dogs died, girl ghosting me, live alone in a shitty apartment, I stop and tell myself "at least I'm not Anthony Burch," and that gives me the strength to keep going.

>master kinographer
Try watching a film John Carpenter made that isn't more than 25 years old. To say John Carpenter is a washed up has been is an understatement. He's fucking awful these days and he notoriously will do almost anything for a buck.

Cope at your own hypocrisy

But when it comes out as forced, the story suffers and becomes bad. Burch admitted this can happen and retorted by saying "So what?". That is a sign of a bad writer.

Even with two faggot kids, this boomer stays based.

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Why is it Yea Forums never complains about all the forced anime bullshit in Jap games but when it's western games doing it all the sudden the "story suffers and becomes bad"? Yeah, the answer is "So what?" This is not high art. It's fucking video game pop culture. It's all about dumb fun laced with pandering. It just so happens this particular pandering is not directed to you. Get over it.

Is that Skull doing the dreamworks face?

hes not a novelist
he wrote for video games
also regardless of the quality of his writing, it isnt actually forced if its what he believes

>well, he's probably right. I don't think he's done much the last 25 years anyw-
>Vampires
>21 years ago
Fuck (you)

>Why is it Yea Forums never complains about all the forced anime bullshit in Jap games
>what are "Japanese humor" threads specifically designed to complain about Japanese anime bullshit

Shut up, Burch. Theres a difference between pandering and then pandering at the expense of the story. The most obnoxious writing in Borderlands 2 can directly be attributed to Burch. You didn't add woke shit on Borderlands because you actually like it or because it would enhance the story.

You did it so you could virtue signal, like the worthless hack you are.

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>a particular style is the same as forced political commentary

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>>Vampires
That movie sucks. If not for James Woods hamming it up it'd be unwatchable. I bet you thought Ghosts of Mars was great too.

>also regardless of the quality of his writing, it isnt actually forced if its what he believes
On the contrary, it is forced if its hamfisted in there for no reason and it actively takes people out of the story. Its the same as the South Park gag where Garrison starts writing about a novel and it ends up being just a long description about dicks and nothing else.

not that user
ghosts of mars certainly isnt good but i like it anyway

Gays are not owe anything, despite th it imaginings of supposed transgressions.

This is almost too good to be true.

Are you fucking kidding me? Jap games are constantly "Authority bad! Religion bad! Corporations bad!" That's political commentary. They just surround it all with hot springs shenanigans.

ok i can see where your coming from with this

I don’t care about western comic trash, but dumb fags will find some non issue to whine about regardless.

They have an engaging story with those political themes. They don't pause the story every 5 minutes to give us a lecture about how religion is bad. Unless you're playing Final Fantasy or MGS4 I guess.

This to me was always the funniest part of the entire thing.

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Real talk? It probably wouldn’t have been any worse, considering how shitty BL3 jokes are. I didn’t exactly like the turn that BL2 took, but now it is clear that it’s not just Anthony’s doing alone, as the same line goes on even without him.

>They have an engaging story with those political themes
Now you are just being stupid. Unless by "engaging story" you mean "half the cast are scantily clad incel pandering waifus and there's a very funny scene where the protagonist walks in on the canon love interest naked! LOL!"

>never get too cocky
thanks god i will become wizard soon

>All japanese games are harem visual novels.
Tranny detected.

Name a single Jap games that doesn't have incel pandering.

what about all of the Japanese games that don't have that

How bad are the jokes in Borderlands 3? Because when Burch got to write Pre-Sequel all alone instead of being secondary writer, hard to imagine someone could manage to be even worse.

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He cheated on his wife with some underage dude.

that's their stylistic choice and they have the freedom to do so. That's not even necessarily pandering, the developers might just want to show off their sexy characters, whereas what Burch has done is by definition pandering to a specific group.

Quinn got hired by Marvel, which is funny because she helped kill the Vertigo imprint DC brought back (though it was mostly her rapey male feminists allies that sealed that deal).

Resident Evil

Silent Hill.

Dark Souls, Shadow of the Colossus, tons more but I'd have to take the time to remember

>He can't appreciate Vampires or Ghosts of Mars
Pleb

Mikami disagrees with you.

Ace Combat
Basically all of MegaTen sans Persona
Nier 1 (not Automata)
Yakuza
Zone of the Enders

We can do this all day user.

>Yakuza
Come on, man.

Bayoneta is downright fucking ugly while still being quasi flirtatious.
That's about as far as you can get from incel pandering.

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>he thinks bayo wasnt designed for lonely virgins

Marvel legitimately hires writers based on how unlikable they are
They love that negative attention because they sell more copies when people are angry at a comic

Imagine pre sequel's jokes but then they explain the joke to you.
Like 3 times.

>>Claims that gamers "want to give the industry their money".
He's probably right about this one

Dan "I hate DC comics" Didio.

This is the guy who loved the idea taking a goofy villain and having him rape a minor but well liked female character. On page.

DC is fucked for the forseeable future, in terms of quality.

The last good era of all comics was the 90's. Be glad its easy enough to get 90's comics still.
All western comics now are just defiled husks, repeatedly raped for revenue.

>normies realize the comic industry is shit and full of retards
>get bored of the same fucking stories being told a million times over again
>comic brands drop numbers
>UMvC4 gets literally everyone for dirt cheap so all funds can actually go to making the game
Timelines looking up bros.

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No its all taken over by diversity termites who dont give a fuck about the ip's

wtf is incel pandering?

You forgot the part where she left him and too his Wii U

Burch is actually decent while writing drama and not forced by Randy to write shitty memes or wants to do sjw pandering
Maybe it's his redemption arc

Can't wait for that game to die an early death

I'm gonna be honest... I think Burch did a better job then I give him credit for for Borderlands 2...

Borderlands 3 whole story feels so rushed and diminishing of what made Borderlands cool that it makes the universe that was set up so much smaller...

>Handsome Jack was a villain you loved to hate, could foil many times to piss him off, and has the pleasure to outsmarting you because he tricked you with Angel into doing his dirty work until he was betrayed.
>Calypso's are unfoilable and annoying and are basically Mary Sues in how things are handed to them.
>Borderlands 2 had characters from the previous game getting together to stop Jack where you see Roland and Lilith being awkward and wanting to go back to being a couple... Brick apologizing to Roland or everyone comforting Morticai after Bloodwing
>Borderlands 3 doesn't give you the comfort of having all your favorite characters together and working on opening the vaults and saving the world. Brick, Mordecai and Tina left. Zer0 and Maya never get to meet and talk and reminense. Many of the Borderlands 2 Vault Hunters are missing where Axton and Salvador don't even get ECHO'S. The only important characters are all the girls.
>Burch may have created Tiny Tina who could be annoying as fuck... But whoever wrote Ava, The Borderlands Scrappy Doo, deserves to be chemically castrated and become Burch's Rape slave.

Burch is a Cuck, but he atleast made something that made people want a Borderlands 3. He made something that people wanted more and more of when it came to story. I can go on why Borderlands 3 is a piece of shit if you guys want, but I think I summed it enough.

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Well I mean it started off with Borderlands where it was almost entirely people who love games and love the IP.
Then as the termites nest in companies, the people who love the game and want whats best for it rapidly diminishes until its at a point where the only people hired are fellow termites.

if you havent seem hia wedding
youtu.be/XshS_6evfp4

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Fuck you, I had finally managed to forget about this

>Well I mean it started off with Borderlands where it was almost entirely people who love games and love the IP
Sorry user the game had a black in it from the start so it was always sjw.

I thought he did have guys hit on him but he complained about guys being too aggressive and that he better understood the plight of women or some gay limp-wristed bullshit.

I guess, I can say that I like many of the ideas in the game. Wainwright Jakobs is my favorite character for being a good fucking written gay character and is kinda adorable with Hammerlock and it doesn't feel forced.

But like... The villains are all one note and lame that could easily be improved or changed. The Calypso's are just plain evil with no other emotion then asshole. I mean, FUCKING HANDSOME JACK (in Borderlands 2 alone) went from cocky and comfortable to concerned to rightfully angry to furious to a gibbering mess after we fucked up his plans.

Troy dies and Tyreen is like "Time for Tentacle Monster. BTW, I am evil only for the sake of being evil and want to destroy the universe for NO FUCKING REASON"

>you will never try to get the name Anthony Burch with the random name generator here again
That was a good day.

Why would that make it sjw?

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didnt that faggot that did shitty "reimagined" fanart was obsessed with her sister?

Metal Wolf Chaos

Burch was not the only writer in Borderlands 2. He was primarily responsible for Tiny Tina and Ellie but Handsome Jack cannot all be contributed to him. They got rid of all the other writers in Pre-Sequel and the writing immediatly went to complete shit.

I heard he fucked his hot little sister

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you left out the fact that he's the brother of voice actress Ashley Burch

and that he married a woman also named Ashley

so he was at some point fucking someone with the same first and last name as his sister. Figure that one out Freud

why did you make me remember this?
can you imagine all of your friends having amazing weddings and then you get THIS?

>Why is it Yea Forums never complains about all the forced anime bullshit in Jap games
Something tells me you never went into a JRPG vs WRPG thread.

Nigger, that shit is made fun of on Yea Forums almost 24/7, the only people that enjoy it is Yea Forums crossboarders that like to shit on Western Games because they can't tolerate getting BTFO'd in every WRPG vs JRPG thread.

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>DSL
good taste

Who cares his sister is cute

Shadow of the Colossus
Ico
The Last Guardian
Ace Combat
Dark Souls
Mario
Sonic
Earthbound/Mother Franchise
Wild Arms
Should I keep going?

Also define Incel pandering

>bred with a jew
>based

The only thing I'm gonna miss about Millennial humor is the political incorrectness, which was just a holdover from Gen X to begin with.

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Ace Attorney. At least some of the Dragon Quest games. Mario. Zelda. Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

The best of feelings

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sighs too bad he is dead now

Damn that's actually kind of sad. I feel bad for pathetic men who do that shit to their partners, I bet it makes them sad.

What a pathetic loser. If you allow yourself to be tied down to one woman, then you are a idiot.

The comic industry in general is an emaciated husk that nobody with any self-respect follows.

Reminder that DiDio is willingly allowing Bendis to ruin the Superman family, Legion, AND in his long standing fued against Wally West went back on Rebirths promise by making Wally a goddamn murderer who framed his crimes on his friend just to piss his fans off more.

DC was doing well with Rebirth and Metal is really fun camp but they killed all good will by going back on the Rebirth promise and torching it on the way out the door.

The comic industry went to shit after the early 2000s
Normally I am a pretty big early 2000s fag for everything else (movies, games, anime etc), but that era marked the point when Comics went downhill.
>The Spider-Man Clone Wars Saga ended and was a fucking disaster where all the writers had no clue what the fuck they wanted out of the franchise and then they. went with that retarded One More Day arc.
>Superman and DC were doing some retarded jump the shark shite and reset the universe for the Xth time
>Marvel was going full on creative bankrupt, Punisher and a few exceptional solo stories were the only ones going well.
Etc

Legitimately the only okay comics from the early 2000s were the Archie Sonic ones and most of the indie comics (including IDW), but even that era had to end when the 2010s hit and fucked over everything even more.
>Superior Spider-Man came out and fucked over the continuity
>X-Men went to shit
>Marvel had to recycle old ideas whilst simultaniously shoving in SJW shite.
>DC fixed things up with New 52 but even that has been steadily going downhill as time has passed.
>Archie Sonic was fucking murdered by Ken Penders
>IDW went to shit and went full SJW.
Etc

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He didn't write the actual story, that was the other writer. He wrote the dialogue.

post embarassing burch tweets itt

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What has Quinn actually done for Marvel? What's her contributions? Also how did she kill Vertigo? This is legitimately the first time I hear about this and I need to see how much of a hole she keeps digging herself through.

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She didn't really kill Vertigo. The new Vertigo was very SJW inspired and was kind of like a containment zone. It flopped so hard DC killed the imprint forever. She was one of the writers.

I think she's doing Hellcat for Marvel which is their "Internet flavor of the month ethot writer" book.

>gamer where literally character looks at his literally bloodied hands and literally asks " what the fucking fuckity fuck have i fucking become you fucks?" nominated for BAFTA literally award

He triggered the GG crowd, otherwise he isnt all that interesting.

>The new Vertigo was very SJW inspired and was kind of like a containment zone
Wasn't Vertigo always like that? I thought that most of their le ebin funny afterlife characters were shit. Especially their depiction of Lucifer
>I think she's doing Hellcat for Marvel which is their "Internet flavor of the month ethot writer" book.
I just looked it up, I can't seem to find anything related to Zoe Quinn on it thoo.

Tbf, I wanna fuck his sister too.

Quiin getting hired was ages ago.

Vertigo always dealt in leftist politics occasionally veering into far left, not extreme left.

>The last good era of all comics was the 90's
>Azbat
>red/blue superman
>DUDE CLONES LMAO
>good

>Holds very anti-GamerGate views
I dont see anything wrong with that. GG threads were banned from Yea Forums for a reason

my friends and i bought this game and we kept telling the npcs to shut the fuck up on voice chat

So is his ex wife single? Because I'd like to bang her in ways Burch could never bring himself to do so

Try to not cringe
youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

I doubt it, she left him because he forced her into an open relationship and so she left with another guy.

I wonder if the new guy spent much time with the wiiu

I thought it was her suggestion, rather than his. If it was his, boy, that backfired spectacularly!

>I thought it was her suggestion
Nope. He suggested it to her to try to get away with banging other women. Not only did he not find anyone else willing to sleep with him but she ended up finding a guy who convinced her he was a piece of shit (which he is) and she bailed.

That happened to a guy I knew. He had a threesome with his gf and another guy (she suggested it, he picked the other guy afaik) and she left him for the other dude. All three were monumental pieces of shit, but it gave me a big laugh when it happened.

Based if true

yas !!!!!, tell them gurl.

>Comics
>In 2019

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But Anita gave him that feminist award...

>Atheist """weddings"""

I know it was never far left, but I always felt that even Vertigo's moderate left tipped into the pretentious hipster tier leftisim.

It always did but I think it had good writers and series. Politics are fine if they're well delivered.

Sounds too based for Anthony, probably fake news

One More Day just felt like a cheap way to remove MJ from the picture because the writers hated her for no reason. Super weird when MJ is such a fun and likable character.

Most comic writers can't grasp how to write a marriage or well adjusted parent. Ironically a lot of comic readers want both those things. As you saw with the Spidermarriage or Superdad.

If I was a midget I would much rather be called midget, little person just sounds insulting.

Yeah, even hellblazer shoot was more bearable than most anti gun dribble.

>little cousin takes me to one of those manga conventions
>meet his faggy friends
>they're all underaged nerd looking faggots
>ugly nerds cosplaying as anime waifu thots everywhere
>some fucking underaged landwhale cosplaying as the Gurren Lagann chick Jesus my eyes
>I hate this why am I here I just want to be home playing video games
>One of his friends reveals his normie vydia taste like he's some vydia connoiseur or something
>"hm yeah sure haha yeah skyrim was good yup I loved gta V"
>ask him what's his favorite game
>"Borderlands 2"
>"Oh really?"
>starts saying how it's the best game ever made and has the funniest writing in any medium
>"I see"
>search Anthony Burch cuck on google
>show him pic related
>"did you know this is the guy who wrote Borderlands 2? Anthony Burch"
>can see his face contorting in shock and disbelief
>wordlessly walks away looking like he's about to cry
And that was the last time I was invited to any of these gay ass cons. Feels good man

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>I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex

>I'm not anthony burch
fuck yes Yea Forums I needed to be reminded of this after the shitty day I've had today. Thank you all.

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And that gay ass con... was Albert Einstein!

Implying you can catch a single one lol

>batmeme who laughs
It just a Judge Death ripoff,just read Dredd

He's writing God of War 2 and living the dream.

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