Oh shit, it's time for a Yea Forums plays Real Lives thread!
>What the fuck is this? This is a educational game about living a life, simple as that. The goal is to simply try and survive and be as successful as possible. You can randomly spawn in a random place in the world or you can decide where you want to be born. For this run it'll be random.
>How the fuck do we play? You guys will decide how the person we generate life goes, and making all of their decisions.
This time, it looks like we got born in some literally who shithole in Africa, which is what usually happens. Since we're so young we're going to have to advance a few years before we can make any decisions.
never seen this game, but I'm watching OP, keep going.
Camden Sanchez
The first thing you can name, name "Spoiler Territory"
Liam Gutierrez
I skipped ahead a few years, and we can finally decide how to spend our free time. Pick up to four activities, these will actually affect our stats so choose wisely.
she is intelligence and has money and shit go for it
Jacob Reyes
she rich af tho so go for it, get that inheritance
Brayden Clark
YES
Matthew Wilson
>13k nakfas
GET THAT BREAD
Brody Foster
>13,816 nakfas hell yeah
Brandon Roberts
YES
Juan Robinson
>int 90 >art 90 >health 4 it hurts bros
Jason Howard
Waifu the cancer patient
Anthony Lewis
>I've never met anyone with a goiter, are they really as common as this game makes them out to be? they are if you don't have iodine. anybody in the civilized world has iodized table salt in excessive quantities
Isaiah Rogers
>13000 >on the off chance she doesnt' you get a 90 int wife Seems like a good deal to me
>many people would consider their lives incomplete without a romantic relationship T-thanks
Michael Howard
alright, guess how many posts until she dies i'm betting 7
Brayden Moore
your little sister probably gonna die
Alexander Gonzalez
will she die next year?
Jacob Harris
*next day
Eli Peterson
Now that we're going to be busy fucking her brains out while we can, we only have time for three leisure activities. First three replies will decide them. Reply with only one activity.
Alright, if we confess this time I'm going to stop us from doing political activism because it's way too dangerous here. Do we confess like a bitch again or do we stand by our words and continue our activism?
Just confess, what did we even fight for to begin with?
Christopher Brooks
FUCK THE POLICE
John Smith
>There's no official or legal way to get the game now, you'll have to pirate it. It isn't that hard to find a torrent. Is the newest version worth it? They are charging 19.99 for some browser version, seems sketchy.
Hudson Harris
confess and pick music or some other girly shit
Jonathan Evans
FIGHT THE POWER WE SHALL DIE A MARTYR
Jace Edwards
Anyone got a link niggas
Thomas Robinson
CONFESS LIVE FOR AYELAK
Connor Davis
We confess again and I switched our activity to music.
No, all of the newer versions are shit from what I've heard. Just pirate the 2007 version.
Anyway, we gotta get a job now since we're not in school. Which one should we get? Majority vote.
Is there a possibility to move to a non shithole country, one that has a actual healthcare to get rid of your disease and up wifes hp. Being just north of Ethiopea is not a good place to exist.
>1/566 Not great odds Looks like imouto will have to care for herself
Adrian Carter
f
Chase Allen
it would help us forget father
Jacob Peterson
nope, at least until Ayelak is alive
Cameron Cruz
Don't do it, you have to be as physically healthy as possible to support your half-dead wife
Daniel Jackson
No, firewater hurts hp
Landon Foster
yes
Benjamin Scott
nah
Eli Hall
No, we're already bleeding money as is.
Parker Fisher
We say no to alcohol, and our tour is over. Do we re-enlist?
We can move out, but it requires a lot of money to move anywhere decent legally. Illegal immigration is an option, but it's risky and still costs money. Start throwing out some suggestions and I'll check to see how much money we need to move there legally and illegally.
Yurop is cheaper and easier to get too than say, japan.
Apparently the newer ones are shit.
Luis Bailey
kek
Brody Butler
Alright, so European countries and Japan/Canada are too expensive to even attempt to emigrate too even illegally. However, closer countries like Egypt are possible choices. Any nearby countries we should try running away to for a better life?
At least it's more accurate. IIRC a lot of African countries have sub-70 IQ.
Samuel Cruz
Somolia
Ian Cox
Can't you get loans in this game?
If so, take one out and get over to the first world ASAP
Justin Murphy
>African >Intelligence - 90/100 fuckin kek
Juan Butler
Go to somewhere in Europe to get a better job, save up from there to get to north america
Easton Ramirez
We can, but we need around 22,000 to attempt to ILLEGALLY emigrate to most first world countries. Should we take out a loan and attempt our illegal emigration to a first world country?
Listen, if we want to get to the point where we can rape white bitches, we're gonna need to play this out right. No donation!
Jason Carter
>In the Horn of Africa, women have long played prominent roles in Eritrea and Ethiopia. During the war for Eritrea's independence, female combat soldiers accounted for 30% of Eritrea's military. Ethiopia's female soldiers also continue to play a role in the country's peacekeeping missions on the continent. Black women are strong too, they wouldn't be like the women we have in our militaries. Pretty comfy photographs.
Carry her all the way to Europe on an epic mastectomy quest.
Dylan King
>That inheritance ARE WE GOING TO EUROPE BB??? TIME TO RAPE! Also, as a side-question, will it ever tell you if a sister or brother dies after they've moved out? Can you contact them?
Oh shit, that's my literal who shithole you got born into! My country is basically African North Korea, didn't read the thread so I don't know if that affected you yet.
Can't be North Korea if you're freely posting about it on the Internet?
Brayden Sullivan
Alright, we have enough to attempt to illegally move to Sweden or another European country. We can't spend time fucking around, she's at 2 health. We need to get to a country with healthcare and fast.
The option to "try for baby" is greyed out, I think she's too weak for sex. We could adopt though.
We got arrested twice for trying to do political activism and got forced into the military.
My heritage is from the country but I'm born and raised in America. Most Eritreans in America have gotten there through legal immigration, so a lot of them (including my parents) are very loyal to the Eritrean government. Sounds like Eritrea all right.
Just save up to get to Egypt and just work your way up. Baby steps guys
Thomas Morris
rip waifu
Anthony Green
We're gonna lose the wife of our youth aren't we?
Aiden King
Start cheating on the wife. Stress does weird things to people.
Jackson Thomas
True. I guess I expected the modern Swedish reaction.
Jason Brown
We can attempt to illegally immigrate to Egypt, I think their conditions are better there. It's pretty cheap, only 5400 to attempt illegal immigration.
We are too poor, motherfucker. We wasted all our money trying to get to Sweden and Egypt.
James Stewart
Has anyone seen the most recent version of the game? I got 2010 and it was a complete ripoff. Now if you delete it and want to get it back the devs will make you buy the newest version even though you bought the previous one despite literally nothing changing
Xavier Watson
>find cute but sick wife >she gets cancer >try to flee the country with your inheritance from your parents, who both died at around 40 >fail twice >hope is fading
this. lets illegally immigrate one country at a time
Jaxon Morales
Egypt is our only hope for a good life
Noah Kelly
Minefields, border control, the works A couple of my relatives got on a boat towards Italy and made it, think you can try that?
Christian Gray
go to Somalia, become a pirate.
Isaac Wood
Was playing this game, ended up as a gay FIlipino woman who died at the ripe old age of 82 in the Netherlands. I was married to a nice gal I met there in my advanced age.
Samuel Howard
It's cheaper, but I'm not sure if the living conditions there are better. Do we take the risk or try to get some cash before making another attempt at a better country?
>we could've saved up to enter legally, but all you niggers want to save our already dead wife Useless, the lot of you.
Easton Gutierrez
can we suicide
Gabriel Thompson
Losing most of your money and getting nothing out of it is definitely very Kaiji. What does black Kaiji do in his freetime?
Cameron Sanchez
Also, I dunno if it's just how it works in this game, but I *only* found women if I went looking for a relationship after I rejected every boy in my childhood.
William Howard
As shitty as Ethiopia may be, we have to deal with what he got. Let's go
Brayden Garcia
I really want to play this and document each of my characters. This looks super fun.
Eritreaanon here, Tigray Ethiopians speak pretty much the same language and Amaharic and Tigrinya speakers can understand each other on a basic level. He should be fine.
William Campbell
revolt against your governent and become the new king
Lincoln Mitchell
ILLEGALLY MIGRATE TO ERITREA
Bentley Fisher
if she dies suicide
Adam Russell
The latter. The universe has made itself clear: we're just not meant for illegal immigration.
Matthew Cox
do we even have a choice?
Logan Long
I'm surprised the authorities haven't gotten fed up of having to bring you back so many times and just locked you up.
Camden Russell
Time to take the hint at this point.
Kevin Hall
WE HAVE TO KEEP TRYING THOSE ETHIOPIAN FUCKS OWE IT TO US THEY SAY THEY ARE OUR BROTHERS NOW PROVE IT
As much as I want to believe in Allah, I fear our wife may be leaving this world soon We need to spend as much time with her as possible ;_;
James Flores
Did we learn another language? Wtf
Caleb Bailey
Working as a cop for a totalitarian dictatorship gives you a shit ton of relevant experience. Go for that one.
Adrian Fisher
Alright well, save up money so we can LEGALLY migrate to Egypt. Since our wife is about to die our expenses will go down.
I swear you niggers are just too impatient.
Carson Foster
Do you even need to ask that? Without Ayelak, we have nothing left ACQUIRE BIRR
Austin Bennett
Isn't the Etrian currency worth more than the Ethiopian one? I think we got a pay downgrade
David Scott
Are you able to eventually get a better place at Addis Ababa?
John Fisher
>legally Laws are for huwhyte people nshit, we giga naow. I propose we make for Libya I reckon the exchange rate will be better.
Joshua Parker
You're slow but you're also a sick bastard. We need to prioritize keeping our wife alive. She's a fucking angel and we'll never meet another person like her again.
Isaiah Gomez
Well, we started working overtime and got a 1% raise. I'm scared to press the "age a year" button, but here goes.
Fun fact: not everyone is here 24/7 to catch all threads about everything since they hopped onto this sinking ship. I'm not that guy, but I've been frequenting Yea Forums since 2012 and it's also my first time seeing this game.
Robert Ramirez
OH SHIT WE HAVE HEALTHCARE AND CLEAN WATER NOW, MOVING HERE WAS A GOOD IDEA!
Dude if you're really been hanging around for a couple of years you'd know there's no point getting defensive about it.
Dylan Thomas
it was enormously common in the US until they started iodizing salt. It's what happens when 90% of your diet is red meat and hard tack. It just doesn't kill you until like 50.
Waifu needs to start paying her way into the holiday fund.
Eli Johnson
Well, the year passed without her dying. She's still too weak for us to be able to fuck her, so no biological children for us. I tried for another raise but got denied. Should we continue getting more money so we can legally move to Egypt?
What kind of question is that? Celebratory sex now
Owen Hernandez
Pump out those fucking genius kids Teferi I knew true love would pull through
Brody Cook
>not just healthy but healthier than you
Luke King
>what is standard deviation The same reason nearly all pro gamers are men and most violent criminals are men, are because they have about 15% better reaction time, and are 15% more aggressive than woman on average. This means that on the very edge of the curve that selects for the top .0001% of people's reaction time/aggressiveness or whatever attribute they end up being nearly 100% male dominated, because the area under the curve is shifted. Now imagine the same thing with a standard deviation of IQ between the races. We're talking similar proportions.
James Hernandez
>sister and her boyfriend got cured too Did they come with us or something?
Charles Watson
Dammit, we've fucked her like 20 times but every time she doesn't get pregnant. Maybe I should try next year?
Reminder that Ayelak was canonically a genius, and probably could play the violin really well too. And she was slightly above average in attractiveness.
And we just let her fucking die after years of trying to get healthcare
Matthew Parker
This wouldn't have happened if those Swedecucks had let us in
Go back. Defeat even time for the sake of your waifu.
Alexander Rogers
So... What now? Do we continue on with life? Do we starve ourselves to commit suicide and be with our wife? Do we go back to our homeland to spend the rest of our days as a soldier?
We have just enough to illegally immigrate to Sweden. We'll probably fail again, but we could give it a shot. Alternatively, we could go back to our home country and go back to being a political activist or a soldier. What do we do?
We can't let the dream of migrating to europe die its what ayelak would have wanted
Mason Clark
She was the kind, caring yet exceptionally intelligent waifu bedridden at death's door. She made a miraculous recovery and fucked for years. The future looked bright, until the reaper came back for her tits.
Breast cancer is no joke, get treatment right away or you get NTR'd by the big black cloak
Dylan King
political activist
Lucas Howard
If we can save cash and go to Italy instead then do that but otherwise SVDEKA YES
Evan Ortiz
Italy first makes more sense.
Gabriel Brooks
Those fucks did this to Ayelak Let's give them what they deserve
The dream would be to stay in Ethiopia and fight against Eritrea but the game doesn't go that detailed Let us go free our brothers and sisters from within
Brayden Lee
Just RIP ourself, start a new existance
Isaac Fisher
Wow fucking racist swedes
Go home, become a political activist in the military.
Denied her, and found another girl but her stats were so bad I didn't even screencap it before I denied it. We finally got a raise after years of being a soldier. We're slowly but surely making enough money to get to Sweden.
Why did we move back to Eritrea anyway? This is a godless place.
Anthony Lewis
Does anyone here remember the story of the time we spawned in Japan, our Chain smoking gambler wife, then we flew to egypt to become beggers, before finally returning and breaking or wifes bad habits?
Brody Lewis
Suicide if Sweden denies us again.
Brody Gomez
Once we get to Sweden we're killing as many Swedes as possible to get revenge for our dead wife, right?
