What must a game do to make you say this?

you're way to horny, think about eating a healthy diet to lower your testosterone.
It might cause baldness it might be the other way around we don't really know yet.

Nigga I’m 30, sometimes I get busy with work and don’t masterbate for a month because I just forget about it
Coomer memes are stupid because when you’re 50 and have no sex drive you’ll miss it

are you circumcised?

Yes, what does that prove to you?

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circumcised people are phisically and mentally trahumatized for life. Because of the pain and shit.

Actually be fun and engaging. I just want to immerse myself into the world and have fun. I want surprises secrets and enjoyable gameplay. Rewarding exploration is an absolute must.

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Have an in-game economy that I can manipulate and effect

is this Stella no Mahou or do these potatoes just look similar

Be interesting enough on a non-emulatable console

I only pay for touhou games so zun gets his beer money

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Cute, but I wish they had made it really creepy with her crawling at lightning speeds and spazzing out.

Oh, or it is a game with multiplayer focus or with multiplayer features such as an MMO that I am interested in, but I don't normally play multiplayer.

Libido shouldnt be dropping by 30, compared to 20

Circumcised men have a tremendous dropoff in genital sensitivity around 25 and it just freefalls from there. Circ'd men also develop erectile dysfunction at much highter rates. Israel, US, and South Korea consume very large amounts of Viagra per capita

Have cosmetics that are good that offer no in game advantage
Almost bought the Batman skin for Fortnite but I find it highly critical that Batman is in a game where you shoot people with guns, so it doesn't feel right and its 20 dollarydoos, like fuck that I'll buy a old JRPG or some Japanese ecchi shit instead for that price

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Im still here

I called the cyberpolice. They're back tracing the signal now. PrepR uranus kiddo

Can I vaginal fuck it?

A good physical manual. I bought EDF 4.1 just for that. The game is good, but I would've bought it physical had I not learned about the old school manual.

Put me in a queue that has a much more invasive Anti-cheat so I can stop encountering nigerian cheating monkey babies who can't git gud.

Haven't seen Ronnie's latest comics in years. How's he doing? Is he still alive? Has he fucked Agrias yet?

Agrias is now your housemate. How goes your live?

Circumcised reporting.

This is false, at least for me. Depending on how long foreplay is, I'm gushing and ready to explode.

be good

They're married.

r-really?

Be a Smash Bros game.
My greatest passion.
Be a mainline Zelda game.
Only skyward sword disappointed me personally so the series still got my trust.
Be a Hideo Kojima Game.
Though I'll want to play it before I buy it.
Be a WoW Expansion.
I really like Mythic Raiding(Top 500 world) + Nostalgia + I like the lore, even though it goes downhill.
Be a Nintendo 1st party game.
I'll at least check you out.
Be an Anno game.
Love you grandpa. Rest in piece.