Why did this sweet, innocent girl kill her father?

Why did this sweet, innocent girl kill her father?

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Why do anime faggots start such autistic threads?

I want Bernies swimsuit dlc RIGHT NOW, so I can see fan art of her in a swimsuit and imagine myself licking every single atom of her body

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>Why do anime faggots start such autistic threads?

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It's hard to use soijack as an insult when jerking off to cartoons is more pathetic than everything it represents, but I know reposting wojak edits is the most complex thing you're capable of doing.

Ah yes, you've figured me out. I hate anime, therefore I post on resetera, take estrogen treatments, and participate in gay pride marches.
Grow up and stop wanking to cartoons.

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Fuck off he was "posting" at me!

Oh shut up I responded better than you ever could.

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Fuck you!!!

Burnie is shit

not really familiar with the situation in question but I'd guess it had something to do with her being an irishman

>The worst timeline turns best girl into complete garbage
You are no longer my girl

I can't be the only one getting creeper vibes from Dimitri, right? Why won't he stop talking about Edelgard? The way Edelgard reacts when he calls her "El" is like if he was stalking her facebook and says something she thought only her close friends knew about. I think we should start to question Dimitri's recollection of his childhood if Edelgard can't corroborate the story he tells. He does blame her for the Duscur tragedy even though she was 12-13 years old at the time so we know he is not a rational or sane individual.

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Edelgard's memory was fucked up from the experiments, which is why she doesn't recognize him, the dagger he gave her, etc.

Bernie won't join my class. Guess I'll leave her to die.

>Edelgard's memory was fucked up from the experiments, which is why she doesn't recognize him, the dagger he gave her, etc.
where does the game say the experiments cause memory loss? it seems more likely that dimitri just wasn't that important of a figure in edelgard's childhood (if they did indeed live together) so she doesn't remember him at all. i don't remember all the kids i was friends with in elementary school or the presents i got at birthday parties

Play the game or type less words or else the shitpost isn’t funny

She's your girl!

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Gilbert doesn't deserve such a good daughter desu

I love my wife Bernadetta! Her and byleth living the rest of their lives together and happy!

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don't bother replying if you're not going to support your assertions with evidence. the burden of proof is on you to show the experiments caused memory loss

Edelgard is the existence of guns away from being a school shooter.

Friendly reminder that Ignatz isn't just the best of the pussybitch archer trio, but the best non-staff-bitch support unit in the game AND the best unit with a bow proficiency. No exceptions excluding Claude obviously No I didn't forget Felix the bargain bin Catherine.

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this makes me like her more

how is felix a support unit

Felix is a unit with a bow proficiency.

How do I make Ferdinand von Aegir a good unit, do I have to baby him?

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I didn't now realize that, and i recruited him!
guess that shows how sword focused he is

To be fair he's a pretty shitty dad.

Ferdinand is really versatile. Ferdinand actually has nearly the same growths as Sylvain or Hilda but people like to pretend he's shit for some reason. Make him a dancer for dodge tank shenanigans, and so that you'll have a dancer that can stay on the frontlines without fear of getting assraped in the enemy phase. Keep him off of a horse so he doesn't get speedfucked. Train him in lances for Swift Strikes, which is FREE DOUBLES and two chances to proc his crest and dodge counterattacks.

Putting him in heavy armour is a bit of a waste but it's ok. Defenses and growths are basically the same as Edelgard's, so he's serviceable, but Raphael or Lorenz with Nosferatu are better for soaking hits in enemy phase. Dabble in Heavy Armour for his Seal Speed budding talent and to get him Armoured Knight certification for the sick base defense boost.

He's a fucking asshole. Good riddance

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Its pretty funny how Edeltards obviously have never played the game.

Stop making him dumb classes. Noble into fighter into brigand into wyvern.

Say that gif reminds me, why are the mechs named on this map?

personally, I made ferdinand a swordmaster and he hyper raped everyone, shit was craaaaaazy

rhea has attachment issues, so I assume they're named after her dead friends

Not him but I played all three routes (and watched the church cutscenes because there's too much repetition) and nobody ever says the experiments caused memory loss.
Lysithea was subject to the same type experiments as Edelgard and remembers everything perfectly.

>one of them is named Wilhelm

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I know one of them have the name of Edelgard's ancestor that fought along with Rhea against Nemesis. Maybe other mechs with names are also Rhea's allies that fought in the same war?

thanks for the spoiler asshole

When she literally tells Byleth in her route that she had a precious friend back in the Kingdom who she can't remember, and then in BL she admits that the dagger and the words from friend whose name she couldn't even remember were the only thing that kept her going through the Slither rape.

Maybe I’m just a faggot but I got the impression Wilhelm and Rhea had something going on between the two of them.

Well Rhea is really fond of him, and when rhea just gives her blood the person becomes sorta immortal but Wilhelm wasn't one of them so...

I mean, she only kills her father if you put them against each other in battle. Not much of a spoiler, considering most characters can kill most other characters.

Focus on swords and lances, armor for the budding talent and armor cert, enough axe for brigand, and flying B for alert stance. Then either Dancer for the ultimate dodge memes or go full bore on axes for the wyvern not as ultimate dodge memes. Even if you don't go Dancer you still want his sword high enough for swordmaster to put his 50% spd growth into overdrive

>Edelgard's memory was fucked up from the experiments, which is why she doesn't recognize him, the dagger he gave her, etc.

The other guy is obviously a shitposter but he does have a point. Just because Edelgard does not remember Dimitri or the dagger is not sufficient to conclude that the experiments cause memory loss. It is a possibility, but not something we can say is more likely than not to be the case. For example we can reasonably assert the experiments cause hair color change because we can see it on Lysithea and she herself says it's what happened. Which actually makes it odd that Dimitri doesn't ever bring up Edelgard's hair color but Lysithea does, so Dimitri's account is far from unquestionable.

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A rare non-dumb frogposter.

see

>hear about how this guy is based from these threads
>he's actually the main reason Edelgard is even working with the slithers and generally just enables her worst behaviors while keeping things she should probably know from her
You guys fucking lied to me this guy is a fucking jew and not based at all.

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Yes, we know Edelgard says she does not remember her childhood friend, but that is not sufficient evidence to claim the experiments cause memory loss. If Lysithea or the slithers were to say something to that effect, we could be more confident with the claim. Until then however, the easier explanation seems to be that Dimitri just was not that memorable of a person in Edelgard's life so she does not remember him.

Where is your peer reviewed evidence that consuming basedbeans lowers testosterone, you unfunny shitstack?

>basedbeans

Made me lol

Hold up, wouldn't that make Edelgard related to Rhea?

You need to crab asking questions user..
You may not like the answerees

probably yeah
which makes it better desu

>You need to crab asking questions user..
>crab
wut

That just makes what the slithers did even more fucked up.

5th route you find out crab people are manipulating the slitherers

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

exactly, which makes it better!

Do you mean that in a tragic sense?

yes

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Are you telling me you wouldn't trust this man?

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He looks like a Slither agent himself

its fine, he's just a really shady asshole

You delete this right now.

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Does anyone even like this cunt?

one person called him their husbando on the reddit poll, so yes, he has at least a single fan

Gilbert is not a cunt. He's a well intentioned family man trying to do his best. His daughter needs to grow up and find a real hobby instead and have sex.

He suffers from being usable in only one route, and being an inferior to Dedue. That said he's far from a cunt. His problem is his own self loathing and warped sense of honor causing him to harm others, his family, when he's trying to punish himself. When he's not caught up in his guilt complex he's one of the nicer people in the church.

>my duty is the death of Duscurs
What did Ingrid mean by this?

When people said that Hubert shows up on Petra's map I wasn't exactly expecting that clusterfuck. Mad Pegs that can one shot literally everyone and that forest map are not the best of combinations. They spawn in on player phase though so it'll be trivial next time

Anyone have the pre and post timeskip character designs? Need to know what waifus to recruit.

>and being an inferior to Dedue

Dedeu fucking blows in part 2, gilbert just straight up outclasses him

I'll help you out.
Recruit Marianne.

I like his character and he has the same name as me. Also I just like older veteran warriors in FE in general, so naturally I like him, Alois, Jeralt, etc.

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Almost all girls look better after the skip just not Mercedes

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>not liking the nun look
gay

How? Gilbert has a little more defense, but no accuracy or speed even compared to Dedue. Dedue also has pretty easy war master access which also fixes his speed.

Someone still need to update this pic now we know that Ignatz is 168cm post-timeskip after recent DLC.

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Mercedes was an improvement

>paralogues on maddening
So are you just suppose to do this shit on a fresh save run? Jesus fuck, I just tried the Felix one and didn't even bother after my second attempt since you only receive the sheild if you save all the villagers, which is a fool's errand. Thank fuck the Dedue paralogue only requires you to kill the commander, I would feel shitty about letting best bro die because of bullshit difficulty.

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I can only speak from experience but ive played bl three times. Dedue in all of them was underleveled, has bad bases and just had no hope of catching up to gilbert who outdamages him and takes damage better. Each time my dedue was a different class. First was warrior and he just became dead weight that got doubled by everything and couldnt survive most enemies since he got one rounded by everything. Then i tried fortress knight but he did no damage and while he could tank decent so can gilbert but gilbert can easily get great knight so he doesnt get left in the dust. Then i tried grapplerand he just lacked the damage and speed to kill anything. Dedue just gets shafted in timeskip and unless you wanna grind him some levels or spam statboosters on him hes just so weak compared to the rest of your team

If you're implying what I think you're implying you better piss off

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Faggot, Dedue's big titty nun wife is hot.

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>just not Mercedes
>actually looks ten times better
Shit taste, user.

Weird, I see people often say Gilbert is the single worst unit in the game. In all fairness both of them get fucked hard by endgame since maps become swarmed in mages. Still, as a physical tank I feel Dedue far exceeds Gilbert, he benefits greatly in warrior and war master while nothing can save Gilbert's trash stats, he basically can't do anything but be a fortress knight running behind everyone else.

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Yeah Dedue has nat 50% growths in str and def so if he sucks then that's just bad rng. He and Raphael can both be player phase deleters with a pair of knucks equipped so they still have plenty of utility even on maddening, though that's pretty much all they have going for them past the timeskip

I'm doing my run fresh. I saved that one until I had some decent fliers, which ended up close to the last available month. Ones like Ashe/Catherine paralogue have higher recommended level but I feel are easier due to that kinda crap.

He doesn't have bad growths, it's getting level scaled to around 30 with Fortress Knight growth scaling. This will fuck anyone up.
His base SPD is 30 which isn't irredeemable but getting a -10 hit to growths lower than 40 is huge.

>Gilbert
>family man

He literally abandoned his family for pretty much no reason

I confuse Bernadetta with Vinagretta. Intentional?

I like him a lot, he has a nice backstory and relation to plenty of other characters and it's nice to see how he develops over the course of the game. Goes from the church back to the kingdom just because they really need him, remains repentant and is a great advisor, and eventually ends up actually learning to enjoy life again as things begin to look up.

He's got all the positives of any other Jagen but with an actual character arc, backstory, and character relations with plenty of supports.

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I haven't grinded much so I'm at the deadline and only my Byleth and Dimitri are able to reclass into advance classes now. I was able to cheese a few paralogues with pegasus Ingrid and Bernie plus stride but any paralogue where you're suppose to do more then just kill the boss feels impossible even now. I'm trying out the Ingrid/Dorothea paralogue now and not sure exactly how much time I want to put into this, I feel bad missing Felix's relic this run but fuck, that shit is just impossible it feels.

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Gilbert benefits from being able to class into Great Knight pretty easily.

To be honest, I used both and they were both fine. Mages were a problem but both of them could at least handle a mage better than any of my mages could handle a brave-sword mortal savant running up on them due to big HP.

>no ass at all
fucking low test fags have to ruin everything with their shit taste goddamn it

Becoming the worst advanced class isn't really a major positive. Meanwhile units like Dedue and Raphael can become war masters, an actually good class, and tank shit much better.

You might want to do as many paralogues and battles you can fit within reason even if you can't get the best rewards. I'm only right before the chapter twelve mission but the reunion map looks like a nightmare if your house units are lagging behind.

I decided to be a faggot and focus on all my house units this run actually, Ashe and Sylvain were kind of shit so I built them to be Wyvern riders. I think I'll be able to get everyone into their desired advanced class by the timeskip. It's kind of shame there's no good advanced class for pegsus riders to transition too but whatever, even as a intermediate class its still good enough to use until level 30.

>recruited a bunch of students
>don't know how to split up teaching now

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You can only use a maximum of 11 units user, plan accordingly

Should Shamir stay as a sniper or go bow knight for that movement?
Playing on maddening so hunters volley is the only way she can double anything.

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Bow knight has garbage growths but is one of the best classes in the game, I suggest waiting to promote until the last few chapters. If you do it around the mid game it can come to fuck her growths down the line.

Enjoy having a bunch of people not getting married

Better than them being dead right?

Depends. BE route is significantly less kino if you’re just killing generics.

I already did an edgy kill them all BE play. This is my 3rd run and I want it to be the happy friendly save people run as GD.

What the fuck is this garbage image you made

is this true, Yea Forums?

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this is about patricide
They did just make this thread, though.

I can see it.

No, because I know tons of people with Asperger's and none of them are as charismatic as Felix

Yeah but Ignatz is a fucking dweeb and the only character I legitimately do not like.

Is thunderbrand the most OP relic?

Aymr.

She literally says she doesn't remember her childhood because experiments. Learn to read

Literally one of the most versatile units in the game and underrated by retards.

Where is Hilda though?

>Keep him off of a horse so he doesn't get speedfucked
why are people on horses slower than people not on horses again

fucking japanese don't know about asses. made them all flat as fuck. at least Petra should have an ass.

Relics are kinda shit in maddening

But if we are talking about relics claude bow is the best one since it allows you to attack at range

I've actually broken Lance of Ruin on my maddening run

They tried to balance cavalry to not be OP as fuck like all the other FE games but forgot to also balance fliers.

That's because you're a shithead.

>Relics are kinda shit in maddening
but why

They are outclassed by forged brave and killer weapons

is thubderbrand actually weaker than brave weapons

Low base speed combined with a penalty to speed growth.
I wish they didn't do that, it's a huge long-term penalty for horse units.

imagine how she would react if you started taking her swimsuit off of her

What you think about my new look professor?

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When did you get implants?

So what was up with her anyways

ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT

>Lysithea
>OTP with the pillow biter
What's it like to have such terrible taste?

thunderbrand is alright on catherine, but i prefer to use that cursed sword with 50% crit most of the time if you are using any swordsman

I wish this actually happened.

haha, lysithea's so flat, what a silly little kid she is

>train Dimitri in riding because I assume his class, "High Lord", means he's high above everyone else, like on a horse
>this is not the case
>now he's slow

it's literally just Kronya with her hair down

Post time skip when faggot?

>it's literally just Kronya with her hair down
Is this suppossed to be a bad thing?

Epic meme dude

how does that make him a support unit

>AND the best unit with a bow proficiency
Leonie and Shamir exist.

Speaking as an actual sperg, no. Felix's current personality is a result of his personal experiences, not from a genetic mental disorder. He just wants people to do the right thing without needing some bogus dogma telling them to do so.

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Not that user but are you telling me leveling units as any calvary class gimps my unit? I have Ferdinand and Leonie as a paladin and Bernie as a Bow Knight. Should I reclass them to something else for growth until the last chapter? Im a few chapters after the time skip at level 30ish.

I put him into Hero and he's mental, trying to get him into War Master but he's already pulled his weight as Hero alone, using Axes, Fists and Swords.

It's not a huge gimp but it's there. Cavalier and Paladin give -10% speed growth, which a lot of people dislike. Bow knight has basically no growth bonuses.
If you care about maximizing their growths, you want to make them non-mounted units as they develop, then save the mounted units for late game when growths are less important.
Realistically mounted classes only lose a few points of speed so it's not terrible to leave them like that, but flying classes have no such penalties and are just better at everything for no good reason.

What's the point of hero compared to swordmaster?
I know wyvern lord is a meme but I was thinking of raising his flying so he can get avoid stance, then capping him as a paladin with high lances so he can meme it up with the asshole spear.

It's funny since they clearly gave the units they intended to be cavaliers higher spd growths to compensate but that just means they're way better off not getting on a horse in the first place. Ironically heavyset clunky fuckers like Dedue and Raphael who'll break the steed's back from their sheer weight are the ones least impacted by saddling up but Raph has no flying weakness so even that's pointless

A tiny bit more HP at the cost of lower speed, but the reason I did it was the Axe proficiency boost to help get into Warmaster later.

I prefer Defiant str to Astra as mastery bonuses too.

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Did Baron Dominic fuck Gilbert's wife?

Gilbert is not an asshole.