Switch-Lite is drifting as well

How the fuck does it drift already after being out for less than one week?!

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GAS GAS GAS
oh wrong drifting

how would you actually notice that while playing?

There's literally one single example of it and even then it could have easily been faked for views as has been mentioned already. Even if it's completely real that's still one example out of the hundreds of thousands of lites that have no doubt been sold.

If anything it sounds like it has an incredibly low failure rate. If every hardware failure got as much attention as this single one then every other launch ever, including the Switch's original, would look like a complete disaster.

>A smash thread died for this btw
Underrated post/10

There is no way the issue would even occur after two days anyways. It’s either fake or a false positive. 99% of the drift reports are false positives. I don’t know about the lite but joycon sticks will drift if it’s not centered when powered up (until re-calibrated). I imagine it’s the same with the lite. The lite won’t have Bluetooth interference problems but the joycons can and that can also cause “drift”. Now if you’re a super sensitive autistic gamer on the internet, you’re gonna freak out and think you have this permanent drift problem. Which is the only reason it’s widely reported. Most people do not have it. It you have it, it doesn’t just go away like some people say theirs does. And the ones who do have legit drift likely abused their sticks to begin with. Or use some unorthodox control method like clawing.

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The PS4 is bricking when downloading any updates.

If I was Nintendo, I'd program some of my console units to drift
Why? Because retards will record videos about it
And it's free advertising

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>an issue due to wear
>affecting a system that came out a few days ago

Drifting is an issue but this is blatantly some sensationalist bullshit. No one was complaining about drifting until a year or so after the switch launched

Nintendo Switch Tokyo Drift WHEN???

>buying the first version of a console

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this is the second version you mong

>those dislikes

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It's the first hardware version of the Switch Lite.

M-maybe stop sucking that corporate cock user?

Have you considered that maybe it's just junk hardware built to the cheapest spec that's generally passable to the chump consumers?

>wear and tear issue
>out for only a week

What a quality product

god you are an apologetic eternal nintendicksucker

Wow, it's almost like drift is a wear issue and these idiots abuse the shit out of their stuff. Really makes you think.

I've never had any controller drift from dust lol, nintencope

based retard

>It's ok when Nintendo does it

I've never had any controller drift

By your logic, the DS Lite would have been flawless since it was the 'second' release of the DS line-up. Nope, no mass-produced hinge problem was had surely!

Probably down to the guy not washing his hands after masturbating, some semen dribbled into a cavity, dried and crystallised.

Switch drift is real. I've gone through two Joycons.

The only other controller I have that has drift is a 360 controller but thats like 12 years after I got it, with nearly daily use on 360/PC. I expect shit to wear down overtime, but not in a few months.

People tend to forget that this kind of consoles are for KIDS. You think KIDS care about that?

>stick is presumably the same
>drifting takes a couple of months to even start happening from what most people say
>somehow this happens 3 days after the new release
This is supposedly believable how? You couldn't find anything faker even if you tried.

So is there a way to fix this yourself or is this a manufacture defect that requires you to get it replaced?

the only thing fake here are nintendo's cheap ass materials lmao

That can't be normal drift. He probably just needs to calibrate the sticks, or the entire thing might just be fake.

The entire reason for why it took so long for Joycon drift to become a widespread and verified issue, is because it takes quite a bit of use before it potentially happens.
With a fresh pair there won't be any grinded dust and as a result there won't be any drift.

It's an issue that exist on new pairs even with their terrible design flaw that makes it inevitable after use.
Even if the Switch Lite sticks were to have the same flaw, we wouldn't actually see any with the infamous Joycon drift yet. At the very least not unless someone went way out of their way and spent lots of time and effort into explicitly making theirs drift somehow.

HAHAHAHAHHAA
so many brand loyal faggots taking the horse sized dick of nintendo up their ass in this thread

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We all know the last console made of Nintendium is the gamecube. Everything else is cheap chinese shit.

Replace it

just replace the joycon

>posts a video of something 1 in 100 million experience from 2014
SEETHING

>I paid $100 less and I expect a Superior product
Nothing to see here, move along

it's obviously fake
>a day after people start talking about hurr same sticks
>these problems weren't reported until months after release but this happens in a matter of days
>clearly has another controller connected
yeah i'll take this literal who pajeet's word for it though

keep deepthroating that dick, brandfag, maybe nintendo will marry you if you suck it well enough

Mine have been recalibrated and updated. They still drift no matter what is done to them. Mine genuinely have a drift issue. I haven't owned this switch for more than a year and they have never been dropped or used heavily.

this will be a delicious nothing burger even 3 months from now, but i'm sure you will still be complaining about what other people buy.

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