Remember when 343 guilty spark survived getting killed and is now a terminator robot?

Because I remember.

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lol kelly GAY

remember when 343 talked about releasing halo master collection on PC this year and it's now almost october and we have heard nothing about it

HAH!!!! GOT 'EM!!!!

Kelly Gay, more like Kelly GAY.
Lmao

That cover looks like a porn parody from someone who was only told what halo looked like

HEHA!!! FOOOOCKING GOT 'EM!!!!!

HaloxME cross over?

>This is Forge's daughter

FUCK, that is true

>No MC
>No Blue Team
>No Arbiter
>No Red Team
>No Kilo-Five
DROPPED

KELLY
GAY

This looks so bad, it doesn't even look like Halo sans the Halo Logo.

The funniest part is that Forge Jr. looks exactly like Bonnie.

I dont read gay books
well maybe mein kampf was an exception

>given an incredibly straightforward and beloved story on a silver platter to print money with
>completely rapes it in every way imaginable
How does this happen?

what is this mass effect shit

>Kelly Gay
Weird synopsis but okay

Halo

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KELLY GAYLO HAHAHAHA I CRACK ME UP

Halo reach was the last Halo game.

Halo 3 was peak Halo.

Halo 3 was OK
>bloated weapon roster full of useless shit that nobody ever picked up
>Mediocre maps with weird weapon spawns and locations
>literally who cares about equipment
>campaign was short as fuck and obviously rushed out the door
I liked the custom games and forge, though

>Reading videogame-based books
You really love to mindrape yourself.

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>bloated weapon roster full of useless shit that nobody ever picked up
Name 5

Anything that wasn't a BR, plasma pistol, or a shotgun.

spiker
mauler
spike grenade
plasma rifle
SMG
AR (dropped at first opportunity)
pistol

Halo books really became worse than Star Trek books, huh?

The earlier halo books were good

Correct except for the Mauler. One shots at point blank and easy shoot+melee kills

Did they just photoshop a girls head onto the body or something? Christ.

8 billion years in gimp

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They've raped the franchise thoroughly. Basically as soon as they stopped using Eric Nylund it all went straight to shit.

The books they released with 4 were absolutely horrendous; full of pure exposition that completely destroyed the mystery of the universe.

Why, what did they do?

They basically completely explained the forerunners, decided humans are actually as ancient as the forerunners and lost a war against them so the forerunners devolved them and left them on earth, and they made the San'Shyuum (prophets) into ancient allies of humanity who lost the war alongside the human empire. The humans were also fighting the flood simultaneously. Also neanderthals and shit existed alongside homo sapiens but the forerunners couldn't tell the difference between the two and forgot to preserve them or something.

I actually couldn't tell the fucking difference until I re-read the title.

Fuck, is this true? Can someone TL;DR me?

I guess you only play on Easy. If you try to melee anything on the correct difficulty (Legendary) you will have a bad time.

shit
neither could i

GS's core wasn't completely destroyed by MC's spartan laser.
This core survives the destruction of the Delta Halo array
It is then picked up by UNSC personnel
It goes on adventures with the UNSC personnel
Eventually it gets a new body by hijacking one of the forerunner enemies that pop up in H4 and H5
Now he likes humanity again