OH SHIT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DROP A CRIT SAY SOMETHING COOL
OH SHIT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DROP A CRIT SAY SOMETHING COOL
Justin Wilson
Colton Rogers
BREAKDOWN
Gabriel Cox
TWIANGLE KICK
Joseph Brooks
yee yee
Gavin Butler
sayonara
Adrian Fisher
LET'S GO MORE POWER SMASH ONE EVERYTHING LEFT GOING UP MONEY ALRIGHT MORE KNOW I CAN HEEEUUURRRGGGH LEAVE IT TO REYN I REALLY LIKE OUR STAB YOUR YOU'RE MINE THERE THEIR THEY'RE HELP MONEY NOW'S PERFECT FOR A CHAIN ATTACK *trumpet solo* FREEEEEEEERIGHT GOING DOWN UP TO ALRIGHTY HYAAAGHHH LOUDER HOOOWWUUGHHH STRIKE
Dominic Harris
YEET
Jaxon Wood
I CAN DO ANYTHING
Matthew Evans
IT'S TIME!
FOR MY DESTINY!
Ayden Sanders
Obviously I say "my sword hand twitches"
Michael Bell
>not a single Fire Emblem character tards out and just screams during a crit
missed opportunity
Jaxson Brooks
SAY MERCY, BITCH!
Charles Nelson
LET ME SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH
Luke Robinson
Owain literally does that.
Nathan Ward
*louder deeper grunt*
Jason Hall
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
Noah Roberts
TENJO TENGA
NENDOU
BAKUSAI KEN
Juan Ward
I'M GONNA COOOOOM
Josiah Clark
GET FUCKED
Kayden Anderson
I'll PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR'RER MISERY
Parker Cox
*teleports behind you*
yohohohoho
Benjamin Martinez
>WHATEVER HAPPENS... HAPPENS!
Owen Collins
The end has come.
Oliver Bailey
e
Oliver Phillips
HOT STUFF, COMING YOUR WAY
youtu.be
Gavin Diaz
Nice
Gavin Morris
LOOK HERE
LOOK, LISTEN!
Kevin James
MIGHTY CRITICAL FINISH
Adrian Peterson
"i'm doing all the work here".
David Hall
You're small time!
Dylan Price
ULTIMATE GESPENST KIIIIIIICK
Based Ryusei
Nicholas Davis
OUTA THE WAY, DADDY'S GOTTA SHIT!
Liam White
I'm getting sick and goddamn tired of all these looters and POLLUTERS
Benjamin Long
I'm gonna do you a FUCK!
Matthew Gonzalez
I'm the Sword That Smites Evil!
Luke Nelson
WHY ARE THESE FOOLS
STILL
BREATHING
MY
AIR
Tyler Gutierrez
>HERE'S SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN
Lincoln Jones
>not My name is Zengar! Zengar Zonbolt! I am the Sword That Smites Evil
C'mon now.
Jaxson Howard
Nicholas Lopez
Psh....nothing personal kid
Bentley Miller
THON/THON
Grayson Martin
THIS IS FOR
...
THE WHITE RACE!
Owen Smith
Let's carve a smile into that pretty little face!
Xavier Stewart
good bye , better luck in your next incarnation
Christian Thomas
>miss
Blake Carter
Was waiting for someone to get the reference, hence i skipped that part on purpose.
Sanger is based.
Jayden Morales
Juan Ward
yes
Adrian Green
THIS IS FOR THE WHITE RACE
Nolan Mitchell
kek
Jaxon Peterson
EXTREME CLOSE-UP
Hudson Ramirez
fuggin lol
Chase Watson
BY MY HAND ALONE!
Nolan Cook
I GOT A SWORD FOR YOU AND A "SWORD" FOR YOUR WIDOW
Colton Martin
bro why you copying me
Bentley Brown
lmaooooo
Austin Rodriguez
You can be crueler than that, jack!
Cooper Martinez
INDIGNATION
Easton Ross
Stop giving him Yous retards I said it first
Cameron Garcia
Yippee ki-yay
Logan Cox
I AM THE FIST OF DOOM AND YOU ARE THE NEW EXAMPLE OF DEATH
Aiden Roberts
I'm so tired
Jaxson Stewart
"I who stand in the whole light heavens command thee, who opens the gate to hell. Come forth divine lightning.
This ends now! INDIGNATION!!"
Jordan Adams
Connor Smith
I EAT ASS
Leo Reed
The morning sun's light
Reflects the nature inside,
Peace in our time.
Die.
Hudson Nelson
no me
Robert Russell
SUCK
ON MY
MISSILE PUNCH
Jeremiah Murphy
SUCK ON MY MISSLE PUNCH HYAA
Christopher Bennett
Brigands in the GBA games literally do just that
youtu.be
Parker Jones
I like big dogs, too!
Julian Baker
Oh that’s a good one
Justin Lopez
Owen Taylor
Despite making up only 13% of the population, blacks commit 50% of crime
Benjamin Smith
CHECK MY 5
Nathaniel Cox
GET OUTTA MY STORE!
Matthew Torres
AHEM
FUCK JANNIES
Ethan Cox
IF I FALL BACK DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME BACK UP AGAIN
Julian Cooper
I'M FUCKIN PISSED
Josiah Ross
WHO'S THE BITCH NOW?!
Aiden Richardson
I'M GONNA SAY IT
Nathan Thompson
IT'S MA'AM
Jace Hughes
based
Easton Reyes
DESPITE
Sebastian Cook
Get fucked idiot
Robert Butler
Get ready
Grayson Morris
WHO ARE YOU CALLING PINHEAD
Wyatt Bennett
Leo Thompson
FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM WEST SIDE WHEN WE RIDE COME EQUIP WITH GAME
Elijah Ramirez
"I've already cum" or alternatively "haha peenus weenus :DDD"
David White
MISTAKE!
Dominic Rodriguez
¡Que te jodan!
Carson Green
When are they releasing a new Shining Force?
Christian Thompson
Despite being only 13% of my hits, crits make up 52% of my damage.
Josiah Davis
Y-you too...
Jose Miller
Should've invested in the Luck stat, boyo'
Ian Russell
Y-YOU TOO!
Hudson Flores
WELCOME TO THE MEAT GRINDER
Nicholas Johnson
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant
Lucas Lewis
I HAVE TO KILL FAST AND BULLETS TOO SLOW
Chase Thomas
IT'S HAPPENING
Nolan Stewart
James Perry
Alexander Robinson
AHHHHHH FUCK
Hunter Morris
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER
Jaxon Morgan
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!
Brayden Lopez
I'D GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN
Sebastian Cruz
OWARI DA!
Kayden James
THE U.S.S. LIBERTY INCIDENT WAS NO ACCIDENT!
Chase Ortiz
I’M COMING!
Brandon Watson
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
Easton Jenkins
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
Jose Perry
I have crippling depression.
Samuel Walker
I'll send you to the next world with this...
Xavier Sullivan
Grayson Myers
THERE IS NO PLACE
FOR GODS WHO ONLY TAKE
FOR GODS OF DEATH!
Samuel Edwards
Brandon Sanders
Lincoln Hill
Fredrick mind
Jose Nguyen
HERE'S TO YOU
Elijah Murphy
Y-YOU TOO!
Kevin Kelly
[inarticulate screaming]
Wyatt Turner
FUCKHEAD
Easton Reyes
GET READY FOR THIS!
THAT WASNT SO BAD RIGHT? I'LL BREAK EVERYTHING BUT YOUR NECK!
Aaron Barnes
This is fair and balanced :)
Julian Brooks
Mason Cox
No need to talk to the dead
Elijah Wood
DANGER ZONE
Xavier Morgan
Ryan Thompson
mmmmmm yes
Levi Green
I'd put you in my party.
youtube.com
Brayden Bell
The wind is sparkling...
Adrian Morgan
I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU
I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING
Connor Jones
BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!
Oliver Butler
Know that you will be punished
Jordan Flores
TWINKIE HOUSE
Cooper Ortiz
AND THIS
Blake Kelly
Bow to me! Worship me! Honor my name
Kayden Bell
UH UH ITS MACARONI TIME
Juan Kelly
I'm doing this in the name of her name.
Henry Richardson
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE
Christian Wilson
NIGGERS!!!
Carter Ortiz
I fucked your mom last night *dabs*
Noah Bell
Noah Anderson
I'M... I'M C-
vocaroo.com
Liam Collins
Does anyone actually click Vooocaroo links to listen to nasally user voices reading over likely unfunny scripts or improv?
Leo Hughes
Nope
I never click them
Luke Peterson
OH SHIT I'M SORRY
David Lopez
The Chinder Chagger NIGGER dagger!
Jeremiah Anderson
Brayden Perez
PLAYING THE WRONG GAME, PAL
Hudson Sullivan
I CAN'T FIND MY LINE STOP RECORDING