Did you thank and commend your healer today, user?

Ew

Good thing I have a big dick and can flex between DPS, Tank, and Heals.

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This
Flexchads are the true chads

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I have a small dick and I literally only play Tank because it's the most fun. You can't stop me.

What if I have a big dick and play healers?

I wish I had a strong tank to tell me what to do

It depends on whether you're still cute and feminine, but just happens to have a big dick.

Based tankbro. I'm what's keeping this party alive so keep me alive or everybody gets their shit kicked in.

>implying I want to be some healer's healslut

I'm a straight male

God I fucking love extreme bimbos so much, am I mentally ill?

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That's why i'm caged

let's discuss how trash the waifu design in overwatch is

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>tfw huge grower and can therefore fill all roles

No, it means you're a chad. Only incels crave le virgin all natural girl.

>people always begin doing degenerate roleplay in this thread every single time
nah bro you're okay

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I main healer and tank. Don’t need thanks. Just need you to do your job like everyone else and not complain if you die while overextending/wandering into aoe.

Is it though?

post a waifu user, I'll tell you what's wrong with her

false

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I want a cage but the slippery slope is dangerous. Just keep suppressing fetishes and pretend to be normal.

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healers deserve zero thanks for doing the jobs they chose to do, and deserve to be put down if they ever try to be a healbitch and criticize me

Hey, one of you faggots are going to play vidya with me so fess up those IDs so we can communicate. Got it?

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I've always played as a submissive Healer. I'm glad to know my place.

fat, nerdy, ugly, asian, short (although that may be a trick of the eye due to how fat she is) and constantly wearing thick cumbersome furs

Tanks are for people with small dicks/

But the slippery slope is hot!

>leave the party during the raid because tankbro thinks he's a chad
>they fail
>flood of angry PTSD styled PMs demanding my ass back in there to come back
>tell them to fuck off
>they fail the raid and tell other healerbros to avoid fags
Feels good being a healer.

smol dick here
posts like these turn me on

>6in hard
>barely even visible soft
It's a curse

Reminder that most DPS and Tankfags are just angry insecure dicklets who have healer-sissy fantasies because its the only power fantasy they can self-insert into.

Try being less than 4in hard...

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yes

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clyp.it/up5ucilb

That's clearly a guy.

No, I thanked and commended logi for bringing gas grenades to Farranac Coast.

No because I am the healer

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I don't play shitty games, I'd rather waste the money on the porn artists than on that shit.

fact: this waifu would be alright if she wasn't covered in armor in the game

Crop tops are cute

Of course not. If I ever hear basedaboys thankging people for playing the game and their role I'll make sure to bully them for the rest of the game. Healsluts don't deserve thanks only contempt and dick.

Never understood this healslut meme. I've always seen healers as the party manager. Your heals and buffs keep everyone going and you have to monitor every player simultaneously.

found the healer

just fucking post your discord tags sluts

Submissive sissy shit.

Its a meme you dip.

The gameplay is similar to management, but you imply they are the leader. Healers are good for callouts because their focus is spread out.

Mercy is such a fucking slut.

Fuck no they sucked almost as much as the tank did, Thank the gods there was another shammy besides myself in the group to pick up the slack, tank couldn't hold aggro on a boss with no adds.

I don't even have windfury and was auto attacking with frostbrand and still managed to pull aggro

I want to bully your small peckers while you gag on my fat veiny cock

It's amazing that the most submissive person also easily becomes the biggest slut because she cannot say no. I wish I was her getting ordered around and obeying my horny master's every word.

christ guys at this point I'm just not sure if healsluts have a place in competitive FPS, I mean this is just embarrassing, why are freaks like this playing the same genre of game as me?

You sound like you're in need of a thick cock.

I am, but then again I'm too awkward and shy to actually go for it...

ottan#0386

I could help you out then. I wouldn't mind being your testing dummy on how to get a fat cock.

I'm tempted to know. What would be my first step to approach someone well endowed like yourself?

I'm not a slut i'm just a bit lewd CutePotato#1946

I don't know if this thread is going to last any longer, so just add me to be safe:
Bool#7565'
I'll drill you like crazy.

I'm a lewd healer, could I add you too...?

sure! Fellow healers are always friends

>hurrrrr I have a big dick
>is 6.5 inches
Oh no no no no no

You better hope that’s the girth

I’m not talking about me numbnuts

It's ya boi, skinny penis.

No that’s his height

No because I am the healer. Fuck off with your healslut shit too.

>tank expected to sacrifice survivability to buff group damage
>throw that shit out of the window and build a pure survival tank
>get praised up the ass for not folding like a wet paper bag when the healer stands in the aoe damage
remind me, whats so hard about tanking?

>I want to bully your small peckers while you gag on my fat veiny cock
c-can i call you master too

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It’s not. It’s similar to healing but with a different focus for your autism.

Dicklett cope

Whenever you aren't moaning and gasping for air you are free to do so. You will have plenty of time to call me whatever you want when you are done lubing up my cock and I pin you down and start ravishing your body.

This always makes me frisky. Not sure why.

Because you imagine yourself as the healer or because you want to pound slutty submissive healers?

But seriously, what do healsluts even do?

attention whore and ruin the gameplay experience by making it impossible to kill anything

onaholes for their big dicked tanks. Enjoy gentle sex as reward for doing good and take rough punishment when doing bad.

OH YEAH BABY SHOW ME THEM PIXELS

OH IM SO CLOSE, IM GONNA COOM ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD..

YEAH YEAH YEAH OH YEAH THIS IS WHAT VIDEO GAMING IS ALL ABOUT

COOMING SO HARD OH YEAH FUCK

OH OH OH OH YEAH YEAH YEAH

IM ABOUT TO COOM ALL OVER THE SCREEN

OH YEAH IM COOMING RIGHT NOW CAN YOU FEEL IT

YEAH YEAH IM COOOOOOOOMING OHHH OHHH YEAHHHH!!!

>acting like tanks aren’t just as autistic

I wish more tanks knew how to properly handle their healsluts...

god, peak overwatch was a goldmine of e-girl pussy

just having a deep voice and being good on dps got me so many nudes and confessions it was nuts. one girl even ended up being in my city and we hooked up.

i miss it bros

You sound like you haven’t gotten the right treatment.

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Is this the new STEAM FRIEND'S THREAD? Remember, no gay shit!

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I never find any tanks who abuse me as I'd like them to.

Yeah, pounding a healslut sounds nice

But Mercy has the biggest cock in OW...

Even if it's a healslut (male)

Stop with your gay fantasies, Tankcucks, we aren't your cock-sleeves.

How would you like to be abused?

insulted, ordered around, forced on my knees or pinned down.
Any way he seems fit to punish me for being unruly.

Sounds harsh! He'd probably clog your throat until you nearly pass out!

fact: tanks are dominant gays
healers are submissive gays

tanks are "bears"
healers are "twinks"

they should be removed and sent back to the mobas and MMOs they once called home

Rism#0321
Only because this thread has about 10 minutes left before it gets deleted

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Why are Sonic fans so autistic?

I want to be spanked hard, then tied up and cuddle.

I'd hope so, especially if he'd shoot his first load all the way down my throat and forces me to clean he stained cock while I pant and gasp for air~

What if I just slap my cock all over your face, staining your cheeks and then you can watch it throb in the air~

What if I'm a bear healer?

What are some fun multiplayer games that aren't assfags or counter strike?

I'd hope you'd slap me hard enough that my cheeks are red and sting and that you rub your cum stained cock over my lips so I could have a taste~

what size is consider small dick and what size is consider big dick

Fightan

then youre based and built for cuddles ofc

Hnngh, don't tempt me...I want to make your cheeks completely red and stained with my thick precum~

TF2.

>6.5
>he doesn't have a 5cm dick
>that's 6 inches when grown

Fuck life

post the coom vocaroo

Add me for videogames and anime. Nothing else.

Renren#4244

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Vidya's fun

>be me
>want to be a good heal slut and please my bros
>got stuck as a lesbian
>convinced i still need to be a healslut anyways
>Yea Forums has gaslit me into questioning my sexuality
This place is really something. What games are best for pleasing your bros?

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healers are either women or absolute cucks.

>clyp.it/tcorx5ur
this is a fucking guy, look at how hard he's struggling to keep the pitch in his voice, pathetic.

Agreed.

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it's really hot actually, imagine how he'd struggle keeping his moans high pitched while you pound him and when you hit the right spots he will accidentally talk in his normal voice

what the fuck dude, this is literally my voice recording. WHY did i ever record that? Do people really get off to it? it was a joke.

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you cannot deny the dick
the sooner you come to terms with it, the better it will be for you

that's about as hot as suggesting that if you hit him hard enough he'd start farting or if you abused him emotionally enough he'd go fuck someone else and come home with aids without telling you

Lel shoulda known better

Facebook boomer-tier posts. Absolute cringe.

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Go ahead as long as I get to wrap my tongue around it later and lick the precum from the tip~

i can assure you my voice doesnt falter from being fucked pfft

clyp.it/b01umrhe?token=0ff38cf489d05795a31fe9bfbe7bdd8d

Be a good healer and just suck on my fat cock right then and there~ Suck out all that goopy cum and know your place~

Don't talk to me and let me do my job tank and dps shits.

twitter.com/wowie_meowie

Yes, Sir~ Feel free to grab my head and take control if I'm not able to satisfy your fat cock with my clumsy blowjob~!
It's only natural to make your healer tear up and choke during the punishment~

>t.

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>thread with a cute big tittied woman
>gay shit everywhere

Only on Yea Forums.

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I’ll burst in your mouth to make sure you swallow nothing but fad wads of smelly cum~ You’ll choke and gag and be marked by my potent seed~
If the thread dies soon, add me here: You’re too fun to let go.

She looks like she only fucks white guys

kek guys this is objective proof that the healslut menace needs to be absolutely just completely removed from videogames

it started with the medic in TF2, it being highly questionable who would actually subject themselves to the experience of playing that class when you could play any of the other classes instead, but with the creation of mercy it has become an unstoppable menace that must be annihilated

cute

I want my own personal heal slut