Hey Yea Forums

MACHINE

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Fuck off shill

I will pirate this game right now.

Maybe im shilling a game but it's Epic exclusive anyway. No one on Yea Forums gonna buy it, so it's win-win

> game set in the North East of England.
> Barely any white people.
Odd.

is it worth pirating or what

user...

>england
>shitty white peking duck
try again, english ducks don't look like sterile lab rats or food livestock
>it's a goose
there's also no white geese, only brown and grey

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>there's also no white geese
but there are

you seem to be obsessed with reddit

is the pirate even out

Yes, just downloaded it, it works

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>epic exclusive
>on consoles
Nigga...

WOW
HE USED THE REDDIT ARGUMENT!!!!

not in england

not in the uk

>you cant like all of those

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Get honk'd

Imagine refusing to play a cute, fun game because there's a website you don't like.

Game only has two levels and lasts less than an hour

HONK HONK HONK HOOOOONK

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yes actually

Game has four levels, and takes two or three hours to do the story (and then there's a list of harder secondary objectives). But this was all essentially true of Portal as well.

Straight for the dick. Absolute fucking nigger

Wait is the pub the final level???

Dumb nigger SEETHING

why is the guy filming instead of helping the dog

Is this any good? I've been looking for decent games to buy digitally so I can justify getting getting a 256gb sd switch card

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Soul.

Soulless.

is this the $49.99 meme mobile game garbage on Switch I keep seeing soi bugmen with patchy beards and glasses playing on the train? and they laugh out loud and play the game with the sound on so everyone is staring at these pathetic man children giggling in public at bird sounds?

for someone this obsessed with reddit you'd think he would actually visit reddit

There's another objective after the pub that takes you back through all four levels, but it's just one objective. It's not clear whether that counts as a level, or a "final mission."

honestly its a dumb little trifle but it’s fun for a few hours. why not. whos it hurting

imagine shilling this shit for going on 5 days and not even knowing how to pass the most basic Yea Forums posting vernacular to pretend to fit in and instead just filling this thread with blatantly obvious retard bumps with your paid(i fucking hope) friends

Second to last

based but can't upload a gif because only those are banned for me so cringe

... user, have you visited London in the last 10 years ?

What genuinely pisses me off about Nintenniggers is that whenever one of them sees Daemon X Machina they start talking about Xenoblade. Why is it they these retards can't comprehend the idea of a mecha game that isn't Xeno related?

>No one gonna buy it
ftfy

someone said is there a level where you swallow a pipe bomb and the goose honks into a mosque?

It's quack you fucking retard

stages of Yea Forums liking a game
>game isn't out yet - hype
>forget about it
>game comes out and people like it
>a few good threads
>a few days later the game becomes popular
>Yea Forums pretends like they hated it all along

It's a nice by the numbers fotm game. Good means for Yea Forums to start foaming at the mouth at the very prospect of it existing.

The best parts are when you screw someone over in a way that you never even intended to.

Is London in the North East...?