Hey Yea Forums wanna make some vidya until our company crashes and burns because we keep making text based games in 2019? Posts ending in 2 or 6 get to pick our fate, let's start with company and player name.
Game Dev Tycoon
Company name - Shit vidya
player name - sex nigger
Company name: Page 10 Games
OP here, while we wait until the thread picks up, in case there's no gets for like, let's say 10 minutes, should I go with the first answer or the first post closest to 2 and 6? Also, want 2 and 6 to always be the gets or want new numbers everytime I post?
Well before the thread dies I'll go with these two since they're the closest to 2 and 6. Next post ending in 2 or 6 decides the name of our first game.
Society Quest
Society Quest it is. Topic?
Expedition.
Sounds fitting, what genre?
simulation
Adventure
Adventure
Finally a post that actually ends in the proper number, alright what platform my negroes?
this was actually me ntw, forgot my tripcode because I obviously suck cock.
G64, PC's a dumb fad that doesn't deserve our masterpiece.
This
based and commodorepilled, and now the moment of truth has finally come.
2D
2D, reading is bad for your eyesight.
Reroll
Re-roll
rolling for this nigger
Two Dee
based and 2d pilled
The capital T got me spooked for a second, alright now for actual development, say for example 20/40/40.
bakas
No engine
No story/quest
100 gameplay
Even Out
0/0/100
Society Quest requires quests above all. Engine and gameplay are mere distractions.
Gameplay and engine
Fuck you Todd!
You better not be lying to me again Todd...
30/40/30
100 dialogues of course
Forgot trip again, apologies, won't happen again.
100/0/0
We need dialogue to better emulate the society part now that we have the quest part down.
Well this is gonna be interesting.
all sound
Even it all out. We have the society, we have the quests, the rest is unimportant.
60 world design 40 graphix
And our first game is done, I hope society is ready, now while we wait for the reviews, what do you want to do after, a new game of research a new topic?
Obviously all world design
Sense we are making society
Yep, let's see what we get.
Release that shit
Our topics suck, let's get a new one.
What the actual fuck bros? Are we gonna make it?
Fuckin' NOICE
We can research these (the ones with the white background)
No sound, all quests, all dialogue, all quality.
research business
Hospital
BUSINESS, THE JEWS LIKE GAMES WHERE THEY CAN BE JEWS
WE HAVE TO GO FOR THE MARKET WITH THE MOST MONEY
City
law
Let's make a pedo hunting game
you got it
We're going to page 1 lads.
Alright new game I guess, should we go for the name first?
Albatross Wrong
Sonichu goes to school
Minecraft 2
Kunny
Reddit: the game
Burba
Cunny Conquest
Page 10 presents: Game #2
ace fooken atourney
Super Shekel Rabbis
Game: The Cinematic Experience
Big Dick Larry Vs The Blind Pedophile
Rabbi at Law: the Jerusalem Cases
Tough shit
rape escape
noice
Tough Shit Indeed
Law
Surgery
Expedition. Be a rough and tough outdoorsman
Dance
What this guy said
Well that was fast dude
ACTION
ADVENTURE
simulation
Happened again, I can't stop sucking cocks :(
action
:(
Action
rpg
RPG
I guess we're punching some niggas in court
Penis Cenis
G64
G64, stick to our strengths
Gommodore 64
Personal computron
Pc
by Yea Forums standards these reviews fucking suck tho
not based and specially not commodorepilled but ok
2D
2DICKS
REEEEEE
our focus groups say text games are big BIG BIG
Based
Alright into development it is, let's take a minute to remember the wise advise our lord and savior Todd gave us first though.
30 engine 70 gameplay
10 engine 20 gameplay 70 story. The game needs to at least work.
50story 50engine
0/40/60
We need some action!
50% engine
50% story
100
PERCENT
ENGINE
Gameplay>engine>story
100% gameplay
33/33/33 our investors say we need to cater to wider audiences
10 Engine 90 Gameplay
100% story/quest
Indie hits are 100% story these days
20/50/30
100% gameplay AND 100% engine, fuck storyfags
100% engine
10/30/60
that's not possible user
I just hope we don't regret going against Todd's teachings.
stranding
50/50 first 2, modders can fix the AI for us
There is more money in robots than silly videogames. All in AI
We'll be fine.
0/50/50.
I need some of the budget to go play golf-- travel expenses and the like, first class please. It's business related, talking to investors. Thanks.
100% AI
These enemies better be sapient
40/60/0 we don't need robolawyers for this game
10/50/40
well it's a game about laws and shit so I would imagine the npc's went to college
20/50/30
80/20/0
100% sound. Good soundtrack, good game.
100% sound
10/80/10
0/60/40
Fuck the world, we're here for beating up lawyers
90/0/10
0/20/80, I want to hear the nasally defense attorneys in full detail
All in graphics
0/0/0 celebrity voice actors
20/70/10
We just got word from the executives, we need it to be a 33/33/33 for budget safety reasons.
20/70/10
dump it all on WD
Sound, we need to hear every tiny subclause being debated over in crystal clarity.
0/0/0
The story department for society quest spent the whole budget on crack
...
12/34/56
next time use 3 digits as a rule OP
also
5/90/5
20/20/60
15/15/70
It just needs to look like A court room, but we need that sweet court jazz feel
3/21/76
50/0/50
Damn OP, you going to leave this nigga hanging?
Finally
Alright from now on the digits will be 2, 6 and 8
this: add another number OP
150k. Noice
Page 10 Games will discipline all employees who do not wear suits and work in absolute silence.
Alright while we wait for Tough shit reviews, should we research a new topic or go straight into our new game?
City
SURGERY
new game
Let's research some ~RHYTHM~
New game
Research Rhythm
NEW GAME
City games research
Let's research some rhythm.
New game
HACKERMAN
dance, baby
This is what we get for disobeying Todd bros...
well, tough shit
fuck the reviewers, the players LOVE it
name the new game hamster
Alright, let's try again, will we be able to repeat Society Quest success? or did we get to page 1 too fast? Let's name this bad boy.
indeed
Dr. Mario's abortion clinic
DmC 2
Remember who's the dev king, bitch.
Chimpocalypse
Is that Sean Murray on the far right?
Kinda surprised this even fits at all.
MRSA Simulator
Twerking
Hacking
Hacking
dance
LAW
HACKING
hacking
Surgery
you mean surgery?
Hack-su Man-u
Expedition
Hey!
Textventures were and are based as fuck
surgery
>OP choosing a post that was made before his actual post
come on OP, we had like 3 Hacking rolls you faggot
That post was for the name, not topic.
Well I'm gonna go with this since I don't even know what mrsa simulator exactly means, hope this doesn't make me suck more cocks that normal, sorry about the delay.
rpg
Strategy
Rpg
hacking is adventure!
Simulation
Simulation
Niggers tounge my anus (in outerspace)
Cool, now will we pick the superior platform that brought us success or the obviously inferior PC?
G64
G64
PC
PEECEE
G64, PC fags move on, your gay fad is dying already.
>:(
TEXT BASED
Text Based, we matrix
G64, PC is no good for our company
2D
Text
Text
text
Text based. I want to see a black terminal
I guess for once it kinda suits the game at least.
yeah dude it was, we making the spiritual successor now.
100% engine
0/20/80
40/60/0
there aint no place for story in hacking
70/10/20
I say we try the Todd way again. He IS the dev king after all.
10/10/80
100 gameplay baby
50/50/0
Engine/Gameplay 50/50 split.
40 engine 50 gameplay 10 story
not sure if our investors are gonna like this
0/50/50
100% Level Design
No dialogues, no story, only hacking like the true dev king
100/0/0
0/100/0
20/0/80
0/10/90
0/30/70
Sweet sweet 8bit music
60/0/40
0/50/50
100 sound
All in music
Going outside to take a smoke, if I miss the next game can someone roll for "Freddy Fazbitch stops bullying" as the next game name
0/0/0
It's just text on a screen
10/70/20
I would play this game tbqh, you wanna research some topics btw?
All sound
City
RHYTM
Business
Research city
Rhythm
0/100/0
Dance, of course
Hit me up with some jams niggy
>Falls a bit short
Uhh... is Star Games dissing Todd bros?
>Falls a bit short
>quirky but good
FRAME IT
Alright then, new game, new name, we need to back to page 10
Quirky, but good is honestly what we were going for with that game
Yogventures 2
Freddy Fazbitch stops bullying
Skyrim 2
DK's sex ed
Oh this is gonna be a disaster.
Pokemon Dating Sim
Definitely going back to page 10
Hackzorz!
City
>yogventures
>not law
shiggy
Dance
Hacking
6,000,001: The Adventure Continues
Dance
Dance
Thanks user I appreciate the effort
>Featuring the best songs made by the Yogscast
So 0 in sound/Music right?
Ok ok, I'm slightly interested now...
Adventure
Strategy
Strategy.
The strategy is to close the game as quickly as possible.
RPG
Dance RPG LET'S GOOOOOO
RPG
RPG
somewhat like crypt of the necromancer
RPG
Strategy
The CEO punched just me in the face guys, but I managed to convince him.
G64
G64
gommodore :DD
G64
PC
G64, every game has been mediocre when we abandon the only good platform.
you are promoted.
G64
2D
2D
2D
2D
text
2D
Back to graphics. Text is for nerds.
toodii
Text-Based
2D
text
>inb4 0/0/0
40/50/10
10/20/70
100% Story/Quests
0/10/90
40/60/0
0/100/0
0/0/100
FIRE THIS MAN
awww
0/0/100
>n-word
CANCEL GAME DEV TYCOON DEVS
If Dubs you send them an email
Respond "i pirated it"
Absolutely disgusting.
>buying
Ok stage 2, I was just really happy for our character's name to finally show up somewhere.
0 100 0
0/100/0
0/100/0
Only the finest levels to dance through.
80/0/20
50/50/0
all in level design
Whats the appeal of this game? You just mix up some variables and wait for good results?
100% Dialogues
0/30/70
how to actually save yogventures: 10/50/40
I guess we can just do a kickstarter for the dialogues and the AI later on.
Yes, what's your appeal user?
It requires an imagination, something you probably lack you austictic fuck
100 0 0
you have to mix them correctly, like you knew videogames. And then you have to be the best vidya producer on the market
0/10/90
20/40/40
0/0/0
20/0/80
0/0/100
What is a dance game without sound?
0/10/90
>gdt threads are back on Yea Forums
FUCKING FINALLY
Ok while we wait for the horrible trainwreck that's gonna be yogventures 2 reviews, what topic should we research?
business
business
Superheroes
Superheroes, surely they can save our finances.
Superman 64 baby
hospital
Rhytm
We're gonna make law/rhytm game
No refunds
:(
At least it exists, unlike Yogventures 1.
Fitting pic
Also in other news, "who's the dev king, bitch." didn't do that bad on sales
>put our love and sweat into something
>everyone calls it shit
Is this what it feels like to be a shitty indiedev?
ikr
Todd saving our ass again.
Hey OP, how about taking pics of the sliders set for the current game instead of just the old one slides? This way the thread is a little hard to follow. You can just take a screenshot and in the post say "okay next up we need A/S/L".
Otherwise nice bread
Alright alright, whoever mentions yogventures 2 in the office from now on gets fired, not let's move on, the moment you've all been waiting for, how is our new text based disaster gonna be called?
Lumbo’s Last Squint
yogventures 4
Link's Morning Wood DX The Re-Make
Foreskin vampires on the loose!
No Refunds
Hot lolis banging
Trouble in Tienanmen
you're fired
how do I do that? whenever I make a new game it just keeps the sliders as they were for the old game, I remember it wasn't like this before but I guess an update changed it. Like, I'm actually making a new screencap everytime even though the sliders are the same like a fucking faggot.
Fuck off Star Games shill
chucks
rood
Kinda fitting because I think the NES just came out.
Surgery
Superhero
expedition
Surgery.
Expedition
SURGERY MOTHA FUCKAS
Expedition
I just realized Mario is more of a super hero than Link for some reason.
Hi sex nigger hired me in the office to post cute foxes on the walls.
You know dev stage 1 is always Engine, Gameplay and Story/Quests, 2 is Dialogue, Level Design and Artificial Intelligence and 3 is World Design, Graphic and Sound. When you select Feature you also ask people what they want for Stage 1, and when you post Stage 1 pic with the correct sliders you preemptively ask Stage 2 and so forth. But if it is too much effort then there is no need for that, it's been cool so far.
Strategy
RPG.
way to go bankrupt
Simulation
rpg
Action
the TES license + dev cost would put us at -10k and I'm not sure the game would let me do that, so if you pick TES maybe pick a second choice just in case.
pc
Simulation
PC Baybee
Gommodore :-DD
Well considering this is shaping up to be our worst game yet might as well save money
PC MASTERRACISTS
tew dee vee won
2D
text goddammitt
PC is best for strategy
2d
Alright dudes stage 1, do your worst.
30/30/40
fug
0/50/50
20/30/50
100 0 0
60/40/0
this
Stage 2, just fuck my shit up
Hey if I did understand what you mean correctly (sorry if I didn't) I would need to crop and paste together two different screencaps which would give me a considerable amount of aids to do compared to how I'm doing it now so I'll just just keep being a lazy fag I guess, apologies.
80 10 10
100% ai
10/30/60
33/33/34
10/20/70
20/20/60
10/0/50
000
Almost done, yogventures 2 is selling like fucking garbage by the way.
000
100/0/0
40/20/40
1/0/1
for lol
0 100 0
New topic bros, I know some of you really want some R Y T H M
business
business
Feel the rhythm, Feel the beat
Come on everybody and move your feet
LAW
Alright unlocking some /biz/, Link's morning wood got literal meh reviews but I guess compared to our last game which name should not be mentioned in the office it didn't to that bad
I vote the name being
Todd Howard: Ace Attorney
next game name
Nigger Slaves : Trading and Marketing
Rick Sanchez stops racism
You guys comfy in page 3? don't get too cocky lads or we'll go down, give me some dank names
   Â
a business game with this!
The Stock Cock of Wall Street
The big nag
Dr. Mario's abortion clinic
Nigger slaves : becoming king nigger
Coom quest
Buy this game and get free money
Please buy our game
Buy high; Sell low : bitcoin the game
72 Virgins
Dolla Dolla Bank Bank
Free Video Game!
You're promoted too, now I think the investors really want a business game, but it depends on how much you want that promotion... no pressure though
This Ain't Borderlands: A XXX Parody
Disney Simulator
habeas corpus and the skeleton crew
Also just as a reminder since some user suggested to add a third digit and it's not in the OP, the winning digits are 2, 6 and 8
Surgery
business
City
Surgery
Businuts
We cutting some niggas open, but what genre? Investors suggest RPG but I'm not getting a good feeling, they might want us to go down to sell their shares and shit.
Sim
action. we are a killer doctor
strategy
Yeah not at all what I was thinking, but nevermind. You do you.
Simulation
Adventure
Ok ok calm down son, now for the platform, we can actually afford the TES jew license now.
Simulation
TES
TES, do it faggot
TES
pc
TES. Time to make our debut on a new platform.
good goy
2D
text based
utilize those graphics
2D
txt
is there even txt games on the nes?
text
there are now bitch
text
yea bitch
Ora, you don't like text based games punk?
text based but not 2dpilled, okay shit/shit/shit times now, Todd send me a letter politely asking to go 0/0/100 or he'll cut my balls and strangle me with them, he's a funny guy tho he was just joking.
Gameplay 15 Engine 40 put the rest in story/quests
00.....0
100% gameplay
20/20/60
50/15/35
What’s the appeal of video games? You just make some variables go up and down and wait for the pixels to move around.
0/100/0
Guys Todd just sent me a picture of him holding a kitchen knife, we're all invited for dinner at his house tonight if we put all points on dialogues
100/0/0
ALL DIALOGUE
I want to meet my boy
ok todd.
0/0/0
0/60/40.
New thread? :^)
0/50/50 FUCK TODD and FUCK SKYRIM
80/20/0
dead patients don't need ai
100
0
0
Ok ok, Todd is gonna like this but I trust you guys, just stage 3 and we're done... hold on someone's knocking on my do
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Basic sound?
Gotta put 100 in sound then
NO! quick, 100 0 0 to please todd! quick!!!
0/100/0
All sound, see if we can get Bon Jovi to do the music
20/20/60
I don't feel so good....
Hold on I'll make new bread, we're going back to page 10 bros
I thought it was 2s and 6s fagget
...
well sorry for being retarded fagget
No problem dude it was my bad for not using three digits from the start anyway