Does your GF play games with you?

That could still be a hot boy.

nah
we don't like the same genres

>gray skin
Unf

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i look like a failed abortion between shrek and sloth from the goonies

>no bulge
Disappointing. But I'd still lick whatever's between those thighs.

sauce?

That is skin color is supposed to reference Raven isn't it?

Only games my gf wants to play is casual miniclip shit and the likes. Surprisingly she was really interested in superhot and BF4 although she gave up on them like 5min in.

based necrophiliac

My boyfriend has played a couple games with me, but our tastes in vidya are pretty different.

uh, cringe

better be on the lookout for a better gf then

what's a gf?

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god i hope that's a boy.

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I want to see thick, hard, crumbly shit slide out of that butt even if it's a boy

She likes to watch me play horror games, but has a mental breakdown whenever we try a coop game together.

>Had a girlfriend
>We did everything together
>Amazing sex
>Played wow together
>Half her family dies in 7 years span
>I travel to scotland and Germany for studies while that is happening
>I come back
>We fight a lot more after my last trip ends
>i am always the one who apologizes and fixes things
>We have a massive fight once more
>I dont apologize or try to fix it this time
>She dumps me on whatsup after 4 years of relationship
>2 weeks later she tells me that we should end it properly
>We see each other
>she tells me its not my fault but ever since i left she has been suffering and that she simply doesnt love me anymore but that im like her best person ever
>She is crying all the time

Bottom line:
>Im crying deep inside and im raging at the same time but I can bear to see her cry or to tell her how mad I am at her

Any game for this feel?

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i really dont becasue ill feel really jealous

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SOURCE NOW YOU KEK!

suicide

yeah, the game of neck yourself you normie faggot

I am the gf but he doesn’t like video games.

It's called grow a pair and move on. Pretty hard game tho. The dark souls of mature adult life.

please don't post female butts, we are all gay here

>tfw gf is two timing gamer grill slut
>tfw I deal with because I know no other woman with put up with my shit

FUCK HUSSIE

What a faggot. How do you stand such a boring fuck?

t. KHV

You're not the first to tell me that

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No only a bf

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Dude I’ve been seeing you posting on this pic for like 5 years now, just take the pink pill already, ps what’s your @

user... you like video games?
what a nerd

I want to cum inside the warm pussy of a girl from Yea Forums

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its not me

Sometimes but she's god awful at them, has awful taste, and constantly complains about the most inane shit like characters not color coordinating their clothes right.

whats a gf?

The mentally ill colored socks says it all

I haven't had sex or a GF in ten years. This isn't to brag or shit on people who have never experienced it, but I don't miss it really. Video Games truly are better.

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Its called stop being fag and move on already. Bitch wants to move on, but still have you there at her feet? Dont be cuck. Instead of wasting 4 more years with her being a bitchboy, imagine building other relationships or just one in all that time. So, there is no game for that.

This except this never happened:
weeks later she tells me that we should end it properly
>tfw she went on vacation for two weeks
>was so fucking excited to see her again
>end of the vacation she messages me that she's breaking up with me
Meanwhile I'm still wallowing in self pity and she moved on right away. She's fucking some other faggot now. Fuck women.

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>tfw you missed out on easy cosplayer pussy

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Nope, I’ll never get a gf

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No, but she sucks me off while I play games.

Any virgin girls that are into digital painting and occassional vidya here?

When I had a gf we would play fun games together and she would also tease me a lot while playing, it was heaven on earth. We broke up and it was really harsh, but we managed to make up after a while and stay close, we still play together now and it feels good.

YOUR HUM4N M4L3S L1K3 TH1S >:]

>Homestuck cosplay
>just desaturate the skin in post instead of slathering your whole body with greasepaint
Fucking lazy.

>surrounding yourself with shallow enough people to think less of you for liking video games
faggot

we used to. then we broke up yesterday. it hurts bros

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>Play Smash
>Smoke weed
>Cuddle
>Suck her dick
>Go on date

POST MORE OR POST SOURCE NOW

except she's banging other dudes and living her life and you're here

excellent use of lighting

you do realize where you are, right?
no one here likes video games

Yes, but she is not that good in anything that is not Mario Kart (but holy shit she is good at Mario Kart), we mostly play co op shooter's or fighting games

How very bold of you to assume I have a gf.

>tfw

I didn't miss out on teenage love, but it was my only romance so far. I got her into Castlevania so that's cool

she identifies as a man now. part of me feels like if I stuck by her and didn't break her heart, it could have been prevented. I almost feel bad desu

haha yeah my gf.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Cool thread

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Reminder that it's better to have never loved than to have loved and lost. I speak from experience. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying faggot.

Is she ok? I don't think bums are supposed to be grey like that.

you should feel bad
you contributed to more autismo in the world
fucking dumbass

Fuck her man, if she is a slut you are better off without her

No, she laughs at me for still playing them. I cum in her ass so I get the last laugh.

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>tfw try to convince myself she doesn't exist so the pain doesn't destroy my soul

imgur.com/a/2UOIaiX

women really are fucked up

Nah.
Reference experience is better than being a manchild.

>it's a girl
Abandon thread

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lolno.
My girlfriend even refuses to watch any show on Netflix that isn't grimdark psychological thrillers.
She just categorically doesn't want anything to do with vidya, she is that uninterested.
She also is the type of girl that will eat about 5 types of food and would never try anything beyond that.
Pussy game ridiculous though.

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>shes a femoid
ive never lost a boner this quickly

>She is lesbian

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>tfw want to fuck green, grey, blue women

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>fuck her man
user that's gay

You just have to man up and slap a girl on the ass. Thats the mating call.

Kill yourself

post more

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How did you miss out on it?
Literally go get it.

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because of Castlevania? man I had no say in her becoming a tranny fuck off nigger

this

before falling in love with a girl for the first time, I was really lonely, but starting to accept the fact that I just wasn't meant for other people was almost looking forward to living alone and stuff, not being burdened by a significant other that I have to spend money/time on.

since almost getting into a relationship with a girl all that has gone out the window and since she was my only shot at love, I am still lonely and miserable and just want to neck myself now. it's a struggle of trying to accept how fundamentally different I am from other people and how I'm not meant to be with them, and trying to forget the companionship I once had. please fucking kill me.

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2ds is better

It must be a Game Friend. Sadly, I have none, so I only buy single player games.

>not liking video games is boring
you realize that playing video games doesn't make you an interesting person,
unlike reading a lot, knowing about art/architechture/technology/music does.

>tfw realizing that I only liked her as a friend after a 18 months relationship
I just want someone to play vidya with..

Anybody ever date a tranny?

Idk if we're bf/gf yet but we definitely play vidya and watch anime together

i actually really enjoy watching my boyfriend play games. i kinda just like chilling in bed while he plays stuff, relaxes me

grill btw

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twitter.com/wowie_meowie

>tfw 30yo virgin
I want to feel warmth too. Fuck it, now that school life is over, it's just fucking hard to meet people. At work it just doesn't work, the office is filled with 50yo boomer ladies, and I don't go to bars and shit. And even if i did, no way I'd hook up with someone just after an evening, i need to know the person for weeks, if not more. Zoomerbros, don't miss your chance, get your girl while you're in college

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What a special snowflake you are.
I bet you watch only the finest anime.

faggot and fuck off btw

40%

dont worry mate, i look like i just descended from heaven, symmetrical face, pale skin, 1,90 m long, black thick hair, thick eyebrows, confident but im asocial af so women just avoid me

Me, I guess AMA?

Yea Forums doesn't tolerate gays.
Go to /pol/, they're full of fags.

why so bitter?

Is the real quote just buyer's remorse?

yeah, this guy

>Tfw she’s a great Cosplayer from the head down, but her face looks like a 50 year Old woman

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i never thought youd actually be ripped and stronk
but my pp is hard....

don't
seriously don't. i felt this way too before i got my first gf. if you need practice, try going for some e-pussy but don't become an orbiter

im not sure what you mean

The last four girls I've gotten with have been from Yea Forums actually. They were very interesting experiences to say the least.

1st was a degenerate polycule with two extremely depressed girls but the sex was fucking amazing. 2nd was with this psycho military bitch that was a literal fucking babe but she was schizo and bipolar. 3rd is the sweetest most wonderful person I've ever met in my life.

youtube.com/watch?v=gL1audHUKtc
Anons I keep getting suicidal thoughts and they keep becoming more violent to the point I might end up an Eliot Rogers
What do?

no, hrt doesnt make you a woman

>Ah yes, despite the numerous boards for pornagraphic and lewd imagery Yea Forums is the place I should go

I'm still deciding if I want to get ripped or not. I'm on the fence.

go to the gym dumbass

you need to start somewhere. learn that relationships aren't perfect and be prepared to find flaws; learn to live with them, or break up. communication is key, number 1 rule

>no way I'd hook up with someone just after an evening, i need to know the person for weeks, if not more
Jesus Christ. Just fuck a whore already.

What does AMA mean?
I hope he's happy now user.

??????????

shut up, not video games

get ripped pls
youd look cuter

Ask Me Anything?

ask me anything

>Mfw when 5 years into relationship
>Living together is closer now
>Marrying and kids is on the table
>Really love gf
I'm too autistic to ever find a new gf, if she ever left me i would have to commit to a life of wizardry because I'm too autistic to even maintain irl friendships without my gf giving me a push
Life as a loner teeanger was not bad, i fear the life of a once loved lonely adult

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This shit is not better than fapping. Sex is only worth it if you do it with your loved one.

>haven't moved in together after 5 years
uuuhhhh brooo....

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Cute, glad you're happy user.
Ah gotcha. How's the sex dynamic?

I'm not agreeing with OP you dense motherfucker

Yup, mostly comfy RPG like Chrono trigger and old final fantasies, something we can play with a guide, she likes to give me directions while I play, it's pretty comfy honestly.
Anything further would mean you're dating a gamurr girl and then you inevitably fucked up

I agree, but how the fuck would a virgin know? Go fuck a whore and report back.

I wish you luck

lemme see the face then

>grill btw
what do you mean? are you grilling something?

How did you meet her?

Yes, she is my personal heal slut.

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I just want a bf who isn't an ironic weeb to discuss JRPGs and play anime fighting games with

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start posting vidya please

Tits or gtfo

>now that school life is over
>now
user, how long did you go to school man?
And don't look for people at work, that's what desperate people do and it just never pans out quite right.
Go to bars and shit. If you chat with a girl and you like her, get her number and meet up.
If this is the extent to how hard you "try", then I am not surprised you are a virgin at your age.
And whatever happens, never reveal your virginity.
If a girl notices, just say "it's been a while".
Sorry to say, but you are gonna have to take that shit to the grave with you.
As far as "to the grave" secrets go, that's an alright one.

People meet other people well after college. If anything, many people get laid a lot MORE after college, cause college is still kinda like highschool with cliques and shit.
I was a virgin until I was 25, then I decided to get my shit together and banged 5 girls that year alone. Up from zero.
Now I have become an actual attractive guy, women flirt with me all the time, I at least make out with a new girl every time I go out and I get laid pretty frequently.

I never never would have thought that could happen to me. And it didn't.
I MADE that shit happen.

Video games have done nothing but make me the most boring person imaginable.

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Come and kill me yourself, coward

This. She's definitely fucking someone else on the side.

Maybe. I feel like if I do that I'm leaving behind being small, cute and girly permanently though.

Yep

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>tfw had a gf who played videogames with me and enjoyed watching me play videogames
>lost her 5 years ago
>still have a lot of dreams about her
my existence is pain

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Substitute "loved one" for "someone who is actually attracted to you and wants you".

go for the twunk type of body
pretty cute desu

I'll tell you a secret. You were boring to begin with.

I just want a gf to talk about SMT with

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I don’t know how old she is, but in this pic she looks much better than she usually does without make up, but you can tell she has a much older looking face

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We are both 23 in shithole europe, we could move out, but she has inheritance debts and a lot of expenses, she now has to renovate a shitty flat to rent out and kick her step mother from another house in order to sell it.
Complicated, shit ton of construction and lawyer expenses.
And I dont have a good job, so moving on my wage alone is imposible

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why the fuck does this happen
i dont even think about her but somehow she sneaks into my dreams

This but unironically.
I like playing, I just wish I did a LOT less of it.

and here I thought a few months was bad
well fuck, guess I'm using you as an anchor, thanks for your weakness and stupidity I'll use it to become better

I know it not might seem like it to you, but anybody who has had regular sex at least twice in their life knows you're just coping extremely hard, really, stop.

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>grill btw
Proof?

>tfw you're the manic pixie dream boy and you can't seem to get out of this phase
>tfw manipulated by others because i'm so selfless and had been abused by two girls because i can't say no
>tfw purposely hide myself away from the world so people can't use my endless optimism and positivity to hurt me

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She does. Just got her started on Risk of Rain 2

>your development would have been exactly the same if you hadn't played vidya since you were two years old
ok retard

>discuss JRPGs and play anime fighting games with
Lame and basic
Unless you like melty blood I guess

>grill btw
Proof?

Maybe.

she's cute and I like older women so win-win I guess

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Actually we spent 6 years in the same class, never speaking to each other untill the last month of school before college. Started dating because I touched her tit on accident because she lent on me

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>2014
>being gay
shiggy diggy doo

This guy is such a ingenuine cunt, he only did this to generate publicity for his shitty selfcare crap

you're a faggot step it up.

Meanwhile my gf plays literally everythign with me but she's a fucking bore. She's good and can keep up for the most part regardless if it's factorio or division or wow or whatever the fuck. However, she has absolutely no ambition or pride in them whatsoever and would care the same if we played vidya all night, slept, talked, or watched tv. Even going out it's the same shit.

My boyfriend doesn't like the same games as me.

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What’s having a gf like, Yea Forums? I’m 33 and I’ve never had one

Yeah. We almost have the same taste in vidya besides a select few franchises/games.

>lost her 5 years ago
How did she die?

>thanks for your weakness and stupidity
rule number one about this is not wishing other anons pain, or you'll suffer even more

Nope, but she gave me good bjs while I play vidya.
I guess you can't have all.

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I turn 30 next year and I’m a kissless virgin, so it’s never happening to me, I’m too socially fucked to from the years spent alone.

>2015
>being gay
shiggy diggy doo

I haven't played a video game since I read that tweet thread. After having played video games /literally/ every day since I can remember.

I don't care what his motives are. He's 100% right about video games.

Yea but she sucks so we dont play a lot

>2014
eh?

I've been playing vidya since I was a kid and I have a personality. Don't blame games for your lame ass personality.

i had egf does that count?

just curious, how do you get that old and never date anyone at all? like, there are still ugly and unpopular women out there, have you just long time given up?

You know what anxiety feels like? It's like that, but it feels good. Almost like the anxiety is actually massaging your heart.

P A R I S
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No, but my wife does.

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>GF
go back

ok dude
keep missing the point

she didn't die
It was my fault
also I got a brain injury the last weeks of being together
this prevented me of getting over her or making my way to fix things between us

it wasn't a wish, it's actually something retared and weak that you need to address, I was stating a fact, a wish would be to hope that you stay like this for more 5 years

Yes, I'm in a loving relationship with one. It amazes me how much better of a girlfriend she is than the last two roasties I was with. We play games together frequently, most recently we beat Travis Strikes Again on co-op together.

welcome to the club

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Those arent women you fucking faggot.

>problem solving
>logic
>hand-eye coordination
I mean yeah if you grew up on today's games, I could see that argument holding water, but not games from the 80s and 90s.

thanks for your edgyness you pathetic teenager

oh my word
is he,
dare I say it?
BU-BU-BU-BASED!?!?!

>there are still ugly and unpopular women out there
What's the point? Besides, even ugly fat whores are always somehow hooked up with someone