Princess, it's not-a you [OC]

reminder you triggered the auto sage

Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

guess I was wrong. I swore just having LOL in the op automatically made the thread autosage

Are there even any good Yea Forums related webcomics anymore? I used to follow a few but either it kinda died out or I just got older and stopped liking them.

yeah dude here you go

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Back to the past

God all these webcomics that get posted are so shitty. Just post ancient Yea Forums MS Paint comics, theyre bound to be funnier.

oh god this fucking sucks

That's great, OP

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I love how this one references all the old video games. So much nostalgia.

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Oh god that’s freaking funny here is a pic I snapped of myself while laughing at said photo yep that’s me rofl

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powerful

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To play some shitty games that suck ass? No thanks.

>someone was mad enough to make this

it's correct
>someone was mad enough to prompt someone to make this
you're the one locked in the zoo, they're the visitors

The question about evil is answered in the book of Job.

NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN

LOL

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Nope

Yeh.

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Yes it is

What rights does a transgender person even want?

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Based maggat
America wasn't built on caring about others, nation etc. It was built on GOT MINE.

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Libs really seized on that whole mad max trump image didn't they.

Hot dicks in their bussy

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Doesn't this image perfectly encapsulate why people want a 2nd Amendment right?

A evil tyrannical government, in a apocalyptic level destruction of America, and your priority is banning guns from civilians?

For you to go to jail if you call them their correct gender.

>memo

Uh, is that it? Am I missing something here? Is this some kind of specific legal language for a certain kind of law or something?

The second amendment was initially created to arm militias that hunt down fleeing slaves. If the government had never allowed people to own guns the institution of slavery wouldn't have lasted for over two centuries in the Americas. Even today most gun nuts aren't "freedom advocates," they are just descendents of racists who want to commit violence against minorities.

shut the fuck up

Electricians never work in the dark, it can be very dangerous with wiring.

If they wanted to draw an anti-MAGA message, they shouldn't have made it look so rad.

Guffaw

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Gun rights are literally pacifiers for reactionary dupes. They don't ensure your freedom (even if the dumbest of you hilariously believe so) but as long as you get to keep shooting cans in the woods, you'll let yourselves get stepped all over in all other regards. Why? Because the gun proves you're free no matter what evidence to the contrary, right? That's just logic right there.

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I'm not a fan of religion but I'm sure you can correlate a point where it all went to shit after atheism became prevalent
We need more deus vult niggers

I like the comics where the koala gets fucked in the bum, and the American gets turned into a cumslut sex slave

faster!

:thinking:

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As a dude who lives in St. Louis MO, I need guns to KEEP minorities from committing violence against me and my sister. I'm not getting fucking carjacked, I'm not having my apartment's paper thin door BOOM BOOM CRASHED.

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>the state of liberal arts education

Mmmm, yeah now a word from the cynical hippy. Nothing matters. We heard it all before.

Atheism isn't prevalent outside scienfitic circles.
The most shitty places are infested with unironic deus vulters.

This really makes me think.

How?

Japan was terrified of performing a land invasion during WW2 for a reason.

Yah'weh

Why are you posting libshit

This makes me realize that divide and conquer isn't about making people hate each other based on their differences.
It's about making two similar groups think they are different when they are more similar than different.

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>wasn’t built on caring about others
[citation needed]

wtf I hate commander keen now

Literally me

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>this level of persecution complex

Just the same rights as the rest of us. For instance the opportunity to have legal ID that reflects who they really are instead of what they were mistakenly assigned.

>mistakenly

cringe

The apparently nonsensical questions God made are the answer.

based

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Huh

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I agree, all IDs should just have XX or XY on them.

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I made a Mario comic recently too

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Why did this make me laugh?

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>Kupperman

>that next to last panel

There's no way someone can have this little self-awareness.

sex ≠ gender

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this is gold

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The point of ID is to create a tie between who you say you are and who you can prove you are. Until we get chips inside our brains the data in one's ID has to be relevant to their appearance or it has no value. By tying both sex and gender expression, which isn't necessarily perceivable or constant to one's possibility to ID oneself, you are basically denying them the possibility to ID themselves.

Loss*

Maybe if they wanted actual rights they should have had them codified into laws instead of relying on flimsy as shit EOs (which are already unconstitutional horseshit) that could be rescinded at any time for any reason.

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...

Well ya duh its hell. Man could this guy be anymore of a hack? Only if he did jokes where the joke was "lol animals dont do that". But not even this guy is that stupid.

Kind of a cop out.

Same fucking problem. You can't check someone's chromosomes on the spot, even less than you can make them flash their dicks. It's a bad data point for data validation and serves better to discriminate than identify.

>comic art connoisseur
kek

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So trans people want the right to give a bartender, or a police officer a drivers license and not receive awkward looks/ have to explain they are the opposite sex in drag?

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>grown-up, rational converstation
>makes this comic
They can't be this stupid...

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I had a polite chuckle

oh so this is a LOL thread

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Pretty much but isn't that what we all want? I guess when most of us just have it, we forget to consider how it must be to go without.

Haha, I like it

That's the beauty of being a comic strip artist, you make thousands of the fuckers and no-one will give a shit if half of them are crap, they'll enjoy the good ones

honestly be nice

wow it's scott pilgrim with the ability to have a period

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Chortle

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>which isn't necessarily perceivable

never ever

Ah yes, chromosomes, rather than fat and muscle mass, now affect tolerance for anesthetics.
Just admit you don't know shit instead of digging yourself in.

I'm arguing with someone who thinks putting on a dress makes you a woman and demands that everyone else agree with the delusion. I don't think I need to do any digging here.

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Is there footage of them together? Finding real porn of Suzi is surprisingly challenging

I have to disagree on a couple of points.

A pre-op transsexual is also known as a man in drag, I work in the theatre industry and have helped run a couple drag shows. Since you cannot lock a man into wearing drag 24/7, he'd enter a state of "Schrodinger's sex" where he can decide if he wishes to look like a man or a woman. The best identifier for a person's sex is not their clothes/make-up/or even fake tits, it's their genitals. Since pre-op transexuals "drag queens" have penises still, they should still be labeled as male on his driver's license.

As for post-op transexuals, in my eyes, they do not have female genitalia, they have manipulated male genitalia, and once again, so they are properly identified, they should be labeled as male on their driver's license.

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But wat if I have XYY?

Exactly. He doesn't take responsibility for how He works the universe, just like you don't think how to circulate your blood.

I'm a huge atheist and that shit is fucking cringe bullshit that should be deleted from the internet.
Have this instead.

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Ah yes, "you disagree with me so you're a strawman and insane" """argument""".
Because you can't respond with a real one, since your knowledge of biology is below high school level.

It brings up a really important point, though.
Many atheists irrationally "debate" with christianity, deluding themselves that the religious are just brainwashed.
The reality is that the religious are fucking retards. Mongs who believe in magical skydaddy because of sunken cost of believing in in said skydaddy in the past.

Converting a religiotard is pearls before the swine.
It's like trying to teach a dog math.

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it was entirely the other way around
America was worried about a land invasion of Japan. Japan was never in a serious position of invading the mainland US

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That's so problematic

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I think its some transbien

I wanna fuck her red hair.

My reaction reading this.

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A singular thing happens to someone else once, that one singular thing happens you far more than once, I don't mind it because I know it's something interesting/abnormal for everyone else.
>t. Being english in burgerland.

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You mean being visibly British or is it only noticed when people hear you speak? I can't really picture the former.

Based post

>LOL threads
hello, faggot police? OP is on the loose again

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When people hear me speak, especially given there's absolutely nothing that'd indicate british-ness. It's pretty funny the look on surprise when it takes people a few seconds to catch up.
Probably wouldn't happen if this was anywhere else but flyover country.

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Then who was groping tits?!

I bet the knucklesucking retard that made this thought he was really clever

I have curly hair and when it gets long i basically have a big ball on my head, a lot of people are just impressed and compliment it but occasionally they also find it funny/weird and make jokes, i find any comment kinda satisfying regardless

Literally a Filthy Frank joke

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This is best what Yea Forums can offer.

actually good comic

You niggers are a special breed of retarded and the point flew over your heads by millions of miles.

Unironically, what did he mean by this?

based clownbro

Doesn't stop me from wanting to fuck that hair

That was an excuse. No one would kill themselves over their fucking height.

And job just ate that shit up. I’m still waiting for god to stop shitting on me even though I’ll never get it.

He has as much TV Games as he "virtually" does, none

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Based

Atheists are just as cucked as theists with their be all end all ideology. We don't know shit about this universe nor why we're here nor if there is a god and if you believe the "big bang" 100% you're just as stupid as someone who believes god 100%, if not logically moreso.

Literally give me an argument against religion other than "Well there *probably* isn't a god because X"

I guess I kind of get it. But why are these TV games being sold out in the desert?

haha ;D Have gold my friend!
Great to finally see some good OC on this place, it's been crawling with nazi's lately

this has about as much consistency as your average greenteaneko strip

cute

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>thread suddenly turns to shit in last few minutes
Why did you have to enter this thread? Nobody invited you

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based

I’m never stop

Arguments work like this:
"I believe X."
"Prove X exists."
If you can't prove X exists, then X doesn't exist.
No theist has been able to prove god(s) exist. Therefore they don't exist.
QED.

Yeah, this should've been another smash thread

you're right, we need more wojacks and pepes up in here to spice things up

HAHA PEACH LOVE GETTIN KIDNAP BECAUSE SHE HAVE THE SEX WITH BOWSER LIKE HOW MOMMY DID WITH MAILMAN AND BUT ME BING BING WAHOO TO SHUT ME UP AND DRUNK DADDY WOULD BEAT HER AND I WOULD SET KIRBY TO MAX VOLUME SO I WONT HEAR MOMY CRYING AND ALSO MUSHROOMS ARE DRUGS

Now this right here is the perfect form of cognitive dissonance

this reminds me of those shitty "son are you cry" porn comics

I genuinely don't know how to take a compliment. I feel compelled to disagree and I know it annoys and disappoints people.

Is this the earliest Soiface case?

t. schizoid

ayyy look what i found

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Caps are cruise control for cool

That's flawed ass logic. Lack of being able to prove something exists doesn't prove that it doesn't exist at all.

I remain 50/50.

Next.

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What ever happened to Rcddit and Memey?

get shit on fanboy

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Based

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>implying zoomers will get this

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Fuck yea burn cash

Same. I've even had women who deliberately walk up right next talking about how one of them should ask me out, as if hinting me how I should make a move, and it just genuinely scared me off.

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I'm on nocoom, stop posting these

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Dan Harmon got more creative control than Justin Roiland and Justin was why it was funny.

Dan Harmon isn't even that bad of a guy, I used to listen to his podcast back when they played D&D on it. He's just not as funny as he thinks he is, but he probably wouldn't let Justin get a word in because he's just a kid, but Dan is a celebrity.

You could see how much Justin wanted to get away from Dan, and how desperate Dan is to be involved with Justin's projects in some interview where they accidentally tell Dan about a project Justin had been hiding from him.

Also it got popular so faggots that didn't care about it before it was popular felt the need to start screeching about how the show itself is terrible because the fans on reddit do embarassing stuff.

If he wasn't using mods before, why does Babette look like that?

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>killing what makes you a man

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>not being able to prove that something exists doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Technically this is true, in the same way we can't prove false any number of absolutely asinine claims that require mountains of proof to be true, like Superman actually existing, or anything along those lines.
But by most logical standards, if you can't prove something exists, then it should not be treated as if it possibly exists.

I went to target with my mom once and a chick who was in the other side of isle walks right up to me and perks up
Naturally I look at her then divert my vision and walk to to my mom
If I ever kill myself let it be known that this will be one of the reasons why

Existence precedes logic, not the other way around. That's why you can't simply can't prove if God exists or not. Or anything else for that matter

T. Someone who isn't short. I agree, that killing yourself over your height is unbelievable, but you fail to realize how much of an effect height has in the social market.

Season 3 didn't match the hype. I've heard season 4 is coming sooner than later.

Every game needs a mod loli.

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It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees.

>These people call themselves "men"

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Is there any community on the planet where mods aren't universally hated?

>games don't make people violent they said

>But by most logical standards, if you can't prove something exists, then it should not be treated as if it possibly exists.
By this logic, murderers who get convicted who can't prove they didn't commit the murder are indeed the criminal.

You need to understand that our intelligence as human beings is very miniscule. We are animals. You dare think that if there was a God, our puny intelligence would even begin to comprehend that? You dare to trust your own logic in this vast universe?

We humans are always taking blind guesses at what sort of "God" there could be, of course. But you can't prove that one isn't there any better than you can prove that one is there. Does it logically make sense to you that we came from nothing?

What can any atheist or theist do to prove what they believe other than say "Well technically we don't know, but I'm sticking with X."

Do we have any documentation of the beginning of the universe? Do we have anyone alive today that was alive then? No. So you're just taking someone's blind word for what happened just as theists are. Get off your high horse with the condescending images because the truth is no one knows shit and anyone who claims to is lying to themselves and others.

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>yuo can't know if there's a god so there's a god

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>you can't know if there's a god
That's my argument. Where'd I say there was a God?

Leave the lil monk fella be, he just wanted to write some books to show off to pope fampai.

I was in a bad relationship which ended in an even worse way so ever since I’ve been afraid of women. I feel pretty worthless and anytime I see a woman that I like instead of thinking “how beautiful let me try and be with her” I think of how I have nothing to offer them.

The original is some retarded "it's so hard being good looking" right?

>Does it logically make sense to you that we came from nothing?
Yes. By definition there has to be nothing for it to be something.

>Atheism isn't prevalent outside scienfitic circles.
You need to get out more

Based on YOUR logic as a human. What if this world is just one of many worlds inside a huge universe with vastly more intelligent organisms?

What if literally anything?

You can't prove that the universe is as significant as you think it is nor that it plays by the rules you think it plays by.

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We live in a world of causality, eventually we must reach a point where an entity outside of our laws of physics started this chain of events.

I don't know if that entity is God, but logically there's more to our universe that what we can perceive.

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i don't get it

I hate people like you. You make me sick. Just forget women and stick to porn

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he's sad because he wants to play a game but the person occupying the arcade machine has many credits

No you just want me for yourself

>but logically there's more to our universe that what we can perceive.
Our greatest scientists can't even figure out why we fucking sleep. It's seriously not saying much

Exactly how the Monster Hunter movie is gonna go down and it hurts.

What's the problem?

We sleep because we get sleepy.

>By this logic, murderers who get convicted who can't prove they didn't commit the murder are indeed the criminal.
I'm sorry, was this supposed to demonstrate how ridiculous my logic is? Because all you've done is prove my point.
If you are convicted of murder and cannot prove otherwise that you are innocent, then the state has no choice but to punish you as a convicted murderer.

Pretty redpilled user.

>If you are convicted of murder and cannot prove otherwise that you are innocent, then the state has no choice but to punish you as a convicted murderer.
You're seriously using the STATE as an example of sound logic within our universe?

Of all fucking things. Laughable, user.

To this day we don't even know what gravity is. Seriously

You know he didn't mean to say convicted, don't pretend to be stupid just to win the argument.

Nope, it implies that the seller is living in virtual reality, since he said everyone should (will) have it. By denying him he has only his imagination of world with VR, so he's living in virtual reality himself.

It's because we've been nerfed by God. He apparently thought that humans being awake 24/7 would be too OP.

Easy, gravity is a force generated by the torsion of matter speed, mass, and density of an objects rotation pulls objects towards it.

>our laws of physics
There aren't laws of physics, just observed regularities. It's like thinking the sun rises because is 07:00 AM and not the other way around.

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I'm so fucking hungry

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No, retard Gravity are particles called graviton

But the point is that we can only go by the best knowledge that we have and act accordingly. Whether it's the state, scientists, or a shitposter on Yea Forums, we can only act on what we know. What you are suggesting is that because we cannot prove without a shadow of a doubt that the universe does not have a creator, we must logically conclude that the universe does have a creator and shape our behavior according to what we feel are its desires.

Laws of physics flows off the tongue a lot better than observed regularities of physics. Calm yourself.

You literally got that from ratchet and clank

I'd hate to be a reptile. Not being able to chew and enjoy food is an american's greatest fears

false, that book is almost specifically to rebuttal the idea that "when bad things happen to people, they deserve it and are thus bad"
its a retarded idea that permeated the AME, and for whatever retarded reason is still somewhat commonly believed in some Muslim traditions

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>the only thing that makes you a man is being a slave to carnal urges
I thought having control over our urges is what made us men rather than beasts

It's an actual theory in physics, you moron. Science doesn't actually know what gravity is. They aren't even sure if it even exists

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that's dumb

>What you are suggesting is that because we cannot prove without a shadow of a doubt that the universe does not have a creator, we must logically conclude that the universe does have a creator and shape our behavior according to what we feel are its desires.
I never said anything about joining a religious cult.

What I am suggesting is that I don't have the answers, you don't have the answers, and neither does any other human who claims that they do have the answers. We simply don't know.

It's not hard to admit that, right?

I'm guessing this dude will backpeddle if people ask about Jews and Muslims

There's something very fishy about those girls.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_Scientists_(religious_denomination)
your bait has triggered me, but is weak over all

What a retard lol

lol

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Not at all! But you seem to have a problem with the idea of de-facto atheists, those that assert that until proven otherwise, god doesn't exist and shouldn't be treated as if he exists. I would never try to say straight out that God doesn't exist and I know that for a fact, I can only state that I have seen no evidence for the existence of God, and because of that have no reason to think he might.

>Religious psychologists
>"I'm so depressed!!"
>"dude, God, lol"

>killing makes you a man
>tfw you'll never enter the True Man's World

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tl;dr god either can't be all-powerful or all-good, but christtards will surely find a lot of thought-stopping excuses to avoid admitting it

>"when bad things happen to people, they deserve it and are thus bad"
What's wrong with proving that notion wrong?

It’s not about fighting the government.
If it wasn’t for my rights to own a gun I would be dead when my house got cased by spics, one with a machete in hand charging at me. If police officers (who hold no obligation nor duty to protecting my life) could teleport in a instant to my very location when needed then you can make up the argument for taking away my firearms for my money back. But till then I’m not giving up shit

Fun fact: Only the smartest animals on the planet masturbate

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based retard

I expected the shitty
>some scientists were christtards!
meme
Instead I got pic related

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Yeah I’m gonna have to save this one

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A smash thread did for this

Suffering exists because God, who is the sole arbiter of morality, wants there to be
Being as he is the sole arbiter of morality this allows suffering, "goodness", and his sovereignty

What did the smash thread do?

Nice brawl in the family style

I don't have a *problem* with anyone, just stating that their viewpoint relies on trusting human logic.

"How *I* perceive things makes the most sense."

I personally don't trust what I see around me and what we humans know to be the be all end all because I don't feel like we're really that smart in the big scope of things.

Regardless the main point is that it's foolish to dismiss theist concepts and post images like .
Because then you're acting like atheism is some kind of "redpill" and like you have the "facts." But there aren't facts. Why should we treat God as if it factually doesn't exist when there aren't facts to support it being factual? Don't get me wrong, you're free to live YOUR LIFE under the impression that it *factually* doesn't exist, but to dismiss the way another perceives things because it doesn't align with that is silly.

honestly we should just burn these people at the stake. get another witch hunt going.

That's just retarded excuses

Your entire brain, your entire fucking skull cranium figure, is ruled by the fucking desire to jizz. How pathetic is that bro? How embarrassing is that? You function on the same level as a fucking tranny, a pedophile, or a fucking like dog rapist or some shit - yourmoviesucks - that guy.

>god is good because he said so
Based retard god

>Your entire brain, your entire fucking skull cranium figure, is ruled by the fucking desire to jizz.
>instantly thinks about trannies all day
You're the real coomer here.

>or some shit - yourmoviesucks - that guy
I've seen this pasta befora but I have no idea what the fuck that means

I think you misunderstand
never said there was anything wrong with it
Job argues against "when bad things happen to people, they deserve it and are thus bad"
Which is, and especially at the time, a good lesson.
Job notably does not explain evil, however. God appearing and basically saying "I do what I want and you can't comprehend it" is not an explanation for evil
I think we mostly agree

Should hostilities once break out between Japan and the United States, it is not enough that we take Guam and the Philippines, nor even Hawaii and San Francisco. To make victory certain, we would have to march into Washington and dictate the terms of peace in the White House. I wonder if our politicians, among whom armchair arguments about war are being glibly bandied about in the name of state politics, have confidence as to the final outcome and are prepared to make the necessary sacrifices.
-yamamoto
now why, precisely, would he have to conquer all the way from the west coast to the east coast? oh, right, it's because every american and their mother would have a rifle, a shotgun, or a pistol and begin shitting up the countryside taking pot shots at japanese soldiers and disrupting logistics.

There is barely Smash threads anymore.

Time to become a man

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology
I actually gave the wrong link, sorry about that.
its a simple argument, you stated that all Christians are retarded, I'm showing proof that some were in fact brilliant in some metric, instantly proving you to be wrong
don't @me

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Wait until a new leak comes out

I'm not into loli but...

This comic is stupid but damn, those hips.

modding

utterly based

>Japan knows from before Pearl Harbor that they dont have the ability to keep their navy (ships and planes) fueled for 2 years
any idea of invading US soil was a fantasy

Yea Forums

Are you guys really arguing about this shit? What do you have to gain?
What was the deleted comic? More interested in that.

>not rotating saves

also looks like he finished the game.

never said it was true, or that it applied to YHWH
I'm just showing that its very easy to get around the Problem of evil/Epicurus
Also more specifically
>omnipotent
>omniscient
>somehow can't say that whatever he does is good DESPITE being omnipotent

Evil exists because man can decide to do evil, just as he can decide to do good. If man was unable to do evil, then good would not exist, for it would be the status-quo and just normal.

then it isnt weak retard

>somehow can't say that whatever he does is good DESPITE being omnipotent
Yeah, that's the problem.
He doesn't somehow make it good, only says it is.

>If man was unable to do evil, then good would not exist, for it would be the status-quo and just normal.
Not a problem for an omnipotent god.
A non-omnipotent god has this problem, yeah. That's why a non-omnipotent god (or non-good god) is necessary for evil to exist in the world.

>scientists that happened to be christian because of the time's zeitgeist that eere actively disproving biblical "facts" in their research

>I do what I want and you can't comprehend it
But is the most sensible. Explaining words in term of other words would take an aternity.

Technically "evil" is an inherently human concept. There is no evil in the universe, the universe is a vacuum. Everything is neutral.

Write me something bros

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>He doesn't somehow make it good, only says it is.
om·nip·o·tent
/ˌämˈnipəd(ə)nt/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
(of a deity) having unlimited power; able to do anything.
>able to do anything
If an omnipotent being wills something to be anything, then it is, this includes logical inconsistencies because omnipotence > anything (including logic)
Therefore when asking "can an omnipotent being..." the answer is ALWAYS "yes"
It really isn't a hard concept
In your opinion, what is the arbitrator of morality?

And yet you're a horsefucker and likely a permanent virgin, while christians are having sex, reproducing, and spreading their religion to their progeny, which is what Dawkins was referring to when he talks about an ideological gene. By your own ideas your life is rendered useless.

>"take my huge cock bitch"
>"THANK YOU"
>"Keep saying it"
>"Sheeeeeeeeeeit"

never said anything in your post is true or false, just disproving
>The reality is that the religious are fucking retards

BRAVO NOLAN

Hello, I'm God. You guys think way too much about this stuff. Just relax. You're all going to hell anyways, so you should probably enjoy your short, pointless lives while you can.

>Being excited for a Monster Hunter movie of all things
>Even after the leaks
You deserve it

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Religion is fairy tales created by manipulative fucks and science is people trying to understand the universe but failing miserably 80% of the time. Prove me wrong

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while technically an answer it isn't an explanation and wouldn't and shouldn't satisfy anyone

>The tomboy girl in pink turns into a basic bitch
Cringe!

Wtf

>Therefore when asking "can an omnipotent being..." the answer is ALWAYS "yes"
Fun fact: if you assume that there is even a single being "above logic", then ALL logic is invalid. Using logic to argue for an anti-logic being is completely pointless.

>If an omnipotent being wills something to be anything, then it is, this includes logical inconsistencies because omnipotence > anything (including logic)
At this point you can say literally anything about god.
Maybe god wants people to rape children all day. He could just make that good. Well, looking at catholics, this may actually be the case.
Maybe god wants people to do "evil", but it's not evil because he turns it back to good, just like that.

Really, once you assume an illogical god, you throw away all arguments regarding said god.
More: you throw away the whole idea of arguing.
At this point you may just punch someone in the face repeatedly while saying "I am right, you're wrong".

correct

Holy shit, lmao

>Prove me wrong

the manipulative fucks wanted to instill morals into the populace. Science don't teach that.

A good father would want his son to decide what is good in his own, or else his son would never grow to be a man. God wants His children to learn good on their own, just like our biological fathers.

as if raping children is bad

>failing miserably 80% of the time
Here he is
The brainlet who reads clickbait and concludes he knows about them science stuffs

If it wasn't for science, you'd still be drinking piss and getting your rectum treated by red-hot iron you fucking idiot

If god's design is for man to have free will then how does that prove he is not omnipotent? If he intervened every time someone wanted to be naughty there would be no free will.

This argument is retarded. Not the guy you replied to, but I studied religion a lot growing up. Christianity is very carefully crafted to function on faith alone, intentionally says that this is God's design that you cant prove his existence, and only a 100% proof one way of the other will answer the question because off how vague they make him. "I just am, bro" "just as keikaku" "you gotta believe" all key to the nature of his existence.
Yes it is bullshit, but there is no proof that a good omnipotent god doesnt exist just as much as there is no proof that he doesn't. There is a common trend in every religion that suffering tempers faith or enlightenment depending on what kind of spiritualism you are dealing with. Theists already thought about your argument thousands of years ago and made an answer.
The only thing this debate topic is good for is wasting everyone's fucking time.

>instill morals
that were already there
what they were really doing was making religion a structured and organized thing so they could use it for profit because of course people are going to support something that already aligns with them
remember this shit was made by kikes basing it on their pantheon

So he's not omnipotent.
If he was omnipotent, he'd make humans decide what's the absolute best for them. And he'd make it so that this decision is their choice.

Science constantly get shit wrong. Read more

The fuck wrong with london's police?
Do they do the same thing with drug dealers?

if it wasn't for religion you wouldn't have a majority of your history science, but it doesn't seem like you read it.

no he wouldnt
what a leap

Didn't Isaac give up on some theory because he thought it went against God, but later turned out to be true?

>nor that it plays by the rules you think it plays by
literal sixth graders do this daily in science experiments

>that were already there

No they weren't, no one is born with morals.

god is a concept of something that is all-powerful but never acts.
there is no "evil" nor "good" the christian demonstrate it, but the bible still talks about both of those things, yet both the christian and the other guys never realise...

my conclusion is, the existence of god or lack of it doesn't matter at all, hence religion is stupid and believing in it or going against believing in it, is a waste of energy...

>If he intervened every time someone wanted to be naughty there would be no free will.
No, if he intervened even ONE TIME there would be no free will.
Alternatively, there can be free will no matter how much he intervenes.
Those are the two options. You can't have free will on the condition that "god intervenes just enough, but only that".

>there is no proof that a good omnipotent god doesnt exist just as much as there is no proof that he doesn't
Except for all the proofs in this very fucking thread.
If there is an omnipotent, good god, then there is no evil. That's it, period.
You can work around it by making the god less potent or less good, but you have to do that if you want to have any evil in the world.
This includes "evil is the absence of god" kind of evil.

It took too long then underperformed, from what I hear whatever is next will have less of a wait.

the entirety of your post is correct (though I'd argue it'd only make logic "invalid" for the omnipotent being), yet omnipotence as defined is still greater than logic. Ironically you make an argument based on pathos instead of logos. Merely because its unpleasant, or detrimental to other arguments does not disprove it.
Its like solipsism to a degree, mostly irrelevant for our day to day actions, but the core argument can not be denied.
once again I never said these arguments apply to YHWH, just that the problem of evil is weak

Cartoon shows and fairy tales teach morals too.

It's simply human error to try and convert outsiders to your faith, since retarded atheists treat literally not believing in a higher power as a faith they must of course go out and prove those pesky believers that they are wrong and your group is smart. Same with the other side, gotta convince those pesky nonbelievers that you are smart and your group is smart.

>stealing a joke someone made 10 years ago

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>yet omnipotence as defined is still greater than logic
No, that's how you personally define it.
>Ironically you make an argument based on pathos instead of logos.
No, that's how you convince yourself it looks like.
>Merely because its unpleasant, or detrimental to other arguments does not disprove it.
Self-contradictions do disprove it.
>just that the problem of evil is weak
You're ignorant as fuck.
Problem of evil wrecks all gods who are omnipotent, good, omniscient, but not completely retarded to argue about.

yeah but no one enforces those morals.
Theres hardly a community around those things, at least moral ones.

you fucking idiot
they were already there in the society

I disagree. Remember how the Apple in the Garden of Eden gave Adam and Eve knowledge, which caused them to be banished. This goes with your point that God wants His children to be good; however God never took away man’s knowledge, which means that He accepts man making decisions on his own but will spite them. As the centuries wore on, I believe that God decided it was best for man to go on his own path and sent Jesus here to die for our sins; God has been “out of commission” since then. This is roughly similar to the Founding Fathers’ belief in a clockmaker God, except they believed that God left after Creation.

>if it wasn't for religion you wouldn't have a majority of your history science
>Without religion you wouldn't have studies about all those old men and mythology and shit
I fail to see what's the big deal here

Absolutely savage.

>eye for an eye was already in society

based retard

I JUST saw someone sitting next to me in class look at this comic on reddit
Fuck you OP, fuck everyone in this thread, and fuck this board

how would you define omnipotence?
Also how is it a self contradiction?

Should have been Pauline.

who gives a shit

literally has nothing to do with my original post
you just want to argue like a retard with anyone who replies to you

That's weak as fuck.
Either god is infinitely good, omniscient and omnipotent or not.
If he's all three, he made humans perfect and completely incapable of WANTING to do evil.
This is still free will because humans made by this god still can do anything they want, they just never want to do evil.

Alternatively, evil exists and it's because the god can't or doesn't want to prevent it from existing.
This means said god isn't infinitely good, omniscient and omnipotent.
Simple as

>>Without religion you wouldn't have studies about all those old men and mythology and shit
>I fail to see what's the big deal here

this is your brain on science.Don't do science kids.

Future scientists will read our books from today and cringe

that is retarded, you think you can make a point and no one can argue against it, because it doesn't talk about your original point?

You think you can just derail your own discussion and bitch when people actually take your seriously?

If you could explain what's so bad about it, I'd like to hear

see youre doing it again
do you genuinely think the concept of eye for an eye wasnt in the jewish zeitgeist before a group made their dumb fucking books? are you also a history major? are you sure you want to die on that hill

>If he's all three, he made humans perfect and completely incapable of WANTING to do evil.
He did, but then they ate the fruit of knowledge.
he gave them the opportunity to walk down that path, and made it pretty fookin small.

I agree about God not being an infinite good. I view Him more as a father who insists that He is just teaching you life lessons, but deep down you know that He justs want to take a power trip.

It was common as fuck to whine about in the days when arcades were still going strong. Funny thing is that the majority of the people that bitched about it were just the same as the people they fought, simply being too late to their favorite arcade.

>eye for an eye wasnt in the jewish zeitgeist before a group made their dumb fucking books?

Yes. Are you seriously this fucking retarded?
do you even know what eye for an eye even means?

yes it was you dumb mother fucker

"those who forget history are doomed to repeat it"

-that one guy whose name I forgot

Is this actual bait or do you really not see the nuance of the comic?

>Also how is it a self contradiction?
Logic only works under the assumption that logic works.
If there is a being above logic, logic doesn't work.
Once such a being is assumed to exist, using logic to argue is completely pointless.
If there is even a single statement that is both true and false, the logic system is contradictory and can be used to prove anything within it (even obviously wrong things).
For example:
>god can create a rock so heavy he will never be able to lift it, no matter what AND god will lift this rock afterwards
If this is true, then literally anything can be.

>how would you define omnipotence?
Depends on context.
Thanks to quantum physics, just being able to manipulate probability of physical events would be enough to "count". This would cover all the physical events necessary to look all godly.

explain eye for an eye because I need to clarify if you know what it means.

This is just two interracial friends banging some bitch.
Heartwarming how two men can hotdog trough ages of prejudice.

Uncle Ben I think

>those who forget history
>forget
>FORGET
Way to go outing yourself as a huge retard. If religion didn't exist there would be no past to forget. Do you seriously think we'd be further behind as a species without de Jezuz and de Buddas?

based black guy.

...where are the lol?

>He did, but then they ate the fruit of knowledge.
No, he didn't.
He made them capable of wanting to do evil, just "gated" this behind the fruit.
Reminder we're talking about omnipotent god. Not just strong god. 99.99999% is not good enough for omnipotent god.

if youre going to act like a retarded child i wont respond again

>If religion didn't exist there would be no past to forget

what....
what?

thanks lori

retard

>he doesn't actually know
>calls me a child when hes clearly an edgy up and coming athiest

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so if religion didn't exist, the past would never exist?

damn i guess our unicellular ancestors didnt exist then

I made that one too, and it seems like I only made it a few years ago.
The joke is based on an actual conversation I had with a roommate, I have a problem IRL with making puns or plays on words as soon as I think of them without considering if its a good time and place. He didn't think it was as funny as I did.

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The past as we know it brainlet.

Are you actually serious? Jesus christ, religious people are stupid

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I always wanted to go so fucking bad, I was devastated bro

jesus christ you are so ESL.

All of this is very plausible

isn't that a the nintendo guy

why are athiests so phobic to arguements.

Best thread on Yea Forums right now, unironically

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>Yeah because without religion no one would have been executed for positing a lot of correct things in the first place.

wow commies must be hyper religious

Season 3 wasn't that good and had some weak episodes.
Season 4 is coming November I think

>he feels personally attacked
>asking a question scares athiests

damn user why are you proving him right.

God is such a vague fucking term I cannot believe you're actually trying to argue that.
Zoomer faggot

maybe you shouldn't have eaten the apple humanigger

Why destroy something that's already working as intended?

>he thinks god applies to all religions

You're no worse than bible thumpers athiest-kun.

I'm a muslim tho, and strongly influenced by Jesus

MAYBE YOU SHOULDNA LET THAT SNAKE IN, DAD!

He doesn't in that image, but every time I see a guy like him argue with "all religions are stupid!11!", I shit you not they will go full open-minded when they talk to Buddhists.
Also I don't go on Yea Forums. I just got that reaction image from Yea Forums.
Ah yes, the Centrist argument. Every thing bad. I am not even religious to point out how fucking stupid that is. Especially when shit like Buddhisim exists.
What said. Also the fact that they don't NEED to shit on all religions, but the fact that he says "all religions are stupid" and then specifically makes clear references to Christianity several times is proof of his hypocrisy, he is just referring to Christianity without saying it.
He literally refers to Plagues, God and the fact that "in most religions he is a jerk". Which is fucking false. I cited all the other religions where that is barely the case, he literally stated somemthing that is factually incorrect. How am I wrong here?

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Your God's actual name is YHWH, bro.

>That question
>Genuine
>Question
>Ends in period, not question mark
>>>>him
Try harder, christfag

Shouldn't type that user.

Based, Quranist Muslin freethinker.
You and I are the same.

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>He doesn't
That's all you had to say
>every time I see a guy like him
Not relevant, dipshit.

>If you say an omnipotent being CAN'T do something, then isn't it by nature not omnipotent?
Depends on definition.
According to your definition yes, but your definition results in total breakage of logic.
Catholic theologians defined omnipotence roughly as being able to do anything possible in physical world that doesn't violate free will. That free will bit isn't well defined.
>If you defined omnipotence this would be a far clearer debate
That's part of the Epicurean problem:
Most of those who believe in an "all 3" god don't define those traits well enough for the debate to proceed.
Because of that, assuming any particular definition will eventually result in someone going
>but I define it differently
But if that someone is religious, it won't be phrased as "I define it differently" but rather as shrieking without actually mentioning possibility of definitions differing.

The problem of evil is basically the problem of finding such a definition of good and omnipotence that they don't contradict each other or known world.

Reddit.

A period question is meant to make you think, not answer it. You need to do a little bit more thinking and soul searching, then come back to me.

Don't they all die horrible deaths, several times? Except the black haired girl?

Literally noboy here is actually serious. Even the people defending their side are doing it with a bit of irony. It's just a shitpost thread and mods do nothing

>anarcho-communist (which I am)

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It's a neverending shitflinging contest because in the end, we all know deep down no one will never convince the other of their absolute stupidity, so we might as well lose ourselves in an endless war of proving the opponent's lack of brains, which is just inherently fun.

I dunno mods are doing something.

why does a "total breakage of logic" necessitate that it is impossible? Sure it would ruin many arguments, and sure it is borderline pointless to argue as to why a God would do anything were it true, but I still do not see how it would necessitate its impossibility.
The only argument I can see the Epicurean argument producing, is essnetially "according to my definition of all powerful, according to my definition of good, and according to my definition of evil, a good and all powerful being can not exist".

Does he have a mustache in his mouth?

Honestly, it depends on amount of cope.
If he's good at cope and bad at logic, he'll stay religious or even get more religious.
But doubt in religion is very often caused by inability to lie to oneself and this in turn is very harmful to religiosity.

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Debunk my position then.
>Hussite society worked until the HRE fucked it over.
>Free Territory of Ukraine was almost a utopia until the Soviets fucked it over.

Jannies going full ham today

Why was this deleted? lol

>muh logic

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>not liking far side

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I dunno why, Jannies are purging this thread like crazy, must be all the religious discussion, despite this bait being posted like almost every fucking day.

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Jannies fuck off

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They have their moments.

Nah. You're funny as fuck tho lol

>No argument
k then

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>why does a "total breakage of logic" necessitate that it is impossible?
Even if it is possible, it's impossible to argue about it using logic, because said logic no longer works under this assumption.
>Sure it would ruin many arguments
Literally all of them. Except illogical shrieking and emotional appeals - this can still work.

>according to my definition of all powerful, according to my definition of good, and according to my definition of evil, a good and all powerful being can not exist
No, that's wrong.
The proper problem is more like
>according to your definition
and then the rest.

Basically, the problem of evil isn't about one single set of definitions, it's about lack of logical set of definitions.
It is possible to define infinite possible gods who get around the problem of evil, but the problem is, those gods will not fit christians' idea of a god.
And when christians give their idea of a god, it is one of a god who is either anti-logic or can't solve the problem of evil and thus is illogical.

Try it: find a god who has "all 3" who solves the problem of evil while being logical. You can't.

Always wondered what would have happened if you didn't help the snek girl.

>people still falling for lefty bait

lmao the fuck is this thread?

>Deleted]
>246 matches

Christfags got extremely offended over humor as usual

Janny r u ok?

>Even if it is possible, it's impossible to argue about it using logic, because said logic no longer works under this assumption
this does not necessitate the impossibility of omnipotence as I have defined it
>according to your definition and then the rest.
I still fail to see how an omnipotent being could not will itself to satisfy the Epicurean problem
>It is possible to define infinite possible gods who get around the problem of evil, but the problem is, those gods will not fit christians' idea of a god.
And when christians give their idea of a god, it is one of a god who is either anti-logic or can't solve the problem of evil and thus is illogical.
While mostly irrelevant to our current debate, Christians have for a long time argued for it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodicy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthyphro_dilemma
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_command_theory
personally I am a proponent of divine command theory

Nah, it's janny rampage.
Same janny removed all transgender-related posts before.

t. atheist owning christpedos

UH, ALL THE CHRISTIANS OR CHRISTKEKS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS FOR ATHEISTS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL NAIL CHRISTIANS ON THE CROSS AGAIN!!!

personally I'm wondering how this thread has happened
Almost seems like a janny doesn't yet know the controls and refuses to either ban, OR move the thread to trash or his, so instead he mass deletes posts

r u ok?

If god isn’t real explain this loli
Checkmate atheists

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youtube.com/watch?v=EAFUhY-5tE4

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didn't janitors just get promoted?

ah you ohkeh jahnee?
Woo!

b a s e d

I used to think LOL threads were fun, but over the years it's become pretty pathetic because/v/ is painfully unfunny and lacks any real wit, so the threads are just a bunch of losers trying to make fun of people who are funnier than them. I pity all of you.

Extremely adorable and hilarious

b-based.

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Nah, a lot of times they still post Ronnie which is always a treat

is this loss?

>omnipotence as I have defined it
Omnipotence as you defined it necessitates impossibility of logic and so arguing about it is pointless.
Most christians want to have a logical god or at least a logical world. A god that destroys all logic just by existing may be a solution to the problem of evil in the same way that killing oneself is a solution to problem of having a headache but it's not a solution that anyone can argue about using logic.

I thought they were bad, then I never posted in them.

>trying to make fun of people who are funnier than them
>"PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MY FAVORITE SHITTY ECELEB SO I DONT LIKE THEM ANYMORE"

If god is real, explain THIS loli
Checkmate Christians

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I have lost my faith

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Steven Wright is a comedy legend.
This is not an opinion post. This is merely fact.

L

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>mad christpedos spam the thread to remove the offending logic

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But none of those things are videogames

>Moralistic fallacy
unfortunately that is merely an argument of preference, and as such holds no real bearing
As such it is shown that a God can, in theory, satisfy the Epicurean problem, thus undermining its validity.

lol

SPOILERS: Almost all atheists are agnostics

>thread is still up despite the purge ITT
based janny

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I can't even se who you guys are replying to because of the sheer mass of deleted posts

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>As such it is shown that a God can, in theory, satisfy the Epicurean problem
Only if you throw logic out of the window.
Basically, 2+2 can = 5 if we redefine the numbers to something else.

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY

Then post cringe comics.

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I dont get it

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But what did the very first electrician work in before light existed?

Quick, post video games before the thread gets v8

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Last girl cute

Why do they need their skull when they're living in your head rent free?
Stop preaching to other people how they ought to live their lives, faggot.

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Bideo geimu

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There was nothing to work in

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it's time for your medication Yea Forums

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BASED facebook thots

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>image
He's a big guy.

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I personally am not, im just showing that logically an omnipotent being could ignore logic if we define omnipotent to be "able to do anything"

Agnosticism is the coward’s way. It’s the sign of someone without convictions who doesn’t want to make hard choices.

Thanks doc.

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Does that Babette mod actually exist?

Post the one with the better last panel

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Alright joke, but with a shitty artstyle and done better before in the past.

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Indeed.

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Christian vidya characters is meme kino

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Assassin's creed did it the best
youtube.com/watch?v=RJcPc6OQ384

Please stop lying.
Stop forsaking the Lgos.
You know that if it bleeds, it breeds.

yeah

don't worry, hes got an extra life.
In heaven ;-;

It's pretty sad if you think about it without being an edgetard.
Children are taught self-hate, kicked out for something that isn't their fault nor a fault at all, just because some evil fuck somewhere said that being born kinda weird is evil and should be punished.

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>was expecting a dub over
>he actually says it

why don't I remember this.

He didn't even die in the pic, you can see him dropping rings which means he has at least one extra hit before he goes down.

to be fair with what little we know of sexuality and this transvestite stuff. if it can be burned out by parenting like this, this might actually be for the best.

its pretty fucking edgy to say that though.

Dude, he's obviously under a bleeding debuff.
He'll die next tick.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF UBISOFT

what's more sad is that we encourage people who are mentally ill to cut their genitals off to appease their delusions. It's like telling a schizo to embrace the shadow people and that hes right about the government flying helicopters over their house.

>he doesn't know

he gets stabbed by a spike to make sure he dies.
bleed debuff didn't kill him.

This, faggotry is 100% genetic, trying to make them act normal is wicked and Evil, they should simply be executed as soon as they're spotted out.

They really should though

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Thanks!

policeman[Male] also walked in, what walks out?

this.
maybe when we get the technology, but cutting off your dick shouldn't be the answer.

Holy shit kirby is based

>watched the e3 trailer and now believes hes an expert on the characters
he literally got the character traits all backwards. ciri is downright bloodthirsty in the books:
>"Then pay them in double. In triple. An eye for an eye? No! Both eyes for an eye! A tooth for a tooth? No! All their teeth for a tooth! Repay evil! Make it wail in pain, howling until their eyes pop from their sockets."
geralt on the other hand claims to be a proponent for neutrality but always picks a side in the end, sometimes a bit too late. he always tries to for the lesser evil

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>to be fair with what little we know of sexuality and this transvestite stuff
Except we do know that it's not all that environmental.
And abuse and self-hate surely isn't the way to go, even if it was undesirable and possible to change into mediocrity.

If being transgender is a problem, then psychiatrists should handle it. Not abusive parents telling children to hate themselves if they end up trans.

Why are you fags so obsessed with the surgical aspect when it is rarely done?

You can see the baggy sleeve on the arm holding the gun.

Why did this ad get so popular again?

>Except we do know that it's not all that environmental.
From what I hear there has been no final answer.

>If being transgender is a problem, then psychiatrists should handle it. Not abusive parents telling children to hate themselves if they end up trans.

Well definitely, but its better than simply accepting the idea at a young age. Kids should understand its taboo.

memes.

and people seem to be attracted to genuine behavior. its so obviously shilling, that it's almost appealing in a weird way.

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I don't know senpai.

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wholesome

>Kids should understand its taboo.
No, they shouldn't be taught to be normaltards who hate everything "off".
This only results in mental problems for them and their possible victims.

Yeah but why was it memed so much to begin with?

>wholesome
>that last panel

see the second point. its just funny.

Don't worry user we'll all be able to find the corpse parts one day

It's the art style let's be honest here

This makes my mac the big mac.

Why should you enforce the taboo to detriment of a child's well being?

>No, they shouldn't be taught to be normaltards who hate everything "off".

why not?
if they are taught to accept it they won't seek help.

because its out of touch shilling at its most extreme

user you know they are going to go maximum slippery slope now.

that's why its better to not force them to change their gender at a young age?

because then it's literally just a low test man in a dress. literally traps.

yeah. the surgery is so fucked from what I've seen. especially the entire fact that dilation is to prevent the wound from healing. maybe when its reversible and not so fucking disgusting I'll be okay with it.

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vanilla sex is wholesome.

I like the they live version more

Fuck off degenerate
Sex is wholesome when it's exclusively between partners who love each other. It's never wholesome when it's just physical attraction, like in this "muh big dick" comic.

>DAT'S DA JOKE.jpg

Policeman [female], of course.

its clearly a double entendre. he feels like the big mac around her because she completes him, and he also has great sexual attraction towards him. Which in turn leads to the "big mac" in his pants.

t. small dick

corporation bad and not h uman
try to be human = outrage

Accurate

Everyone wants to fuck the blue hoodie beaner

I want to fuck the girl with cat earphones

don't you start again.

>tfw no qt tiny beaner bf

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>New writers exposed the show to First Season Confusion again, leading to episodes that didn't match the hype of the opening episode.

>iktfb

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unironically based janny monitoring this thread

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Reminds me of this

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>girl

shut up faggot

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You aren't supposed to look at the underlying problems in society, just post the funny bar graph and laugh because 40%.

Life is simply unfair

>that guy that just reposts reddit memes to Yea Forums

are you the same guy that bites KotakuInAction articles?

haha

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>tfw vidya comics getting deleted

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it only had one good episode out of 3 seasons
youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA

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That's Madoka
OP's pic is Bermuda Triangle, an underrated anime that has wierd eyes

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Wtf this makes no sense.

This is dumb

The first episode was complete shit. And not because of it being about cute girls, but because of how terrible the world and setting were when they tried to actually focus on that.

bushiroad makes konami look good.

When will we get a religion board?

Take that back.

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theres nothing to get its fucking retarded

I want to make a web comic can someone give me an original 4 panel video game idea?

It's called /pol/.
It's infested by angsty zoomer christians who are too edgy to be moral, but it's still the religion board.

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It's supposed to be silly, read the Vanguard Cray lore and you'll realize it's the Japanese equivalent of Neverland

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>It's shit on purpose
That doesn't make it good. And I also feel like you're probably focused on different points to what I was.

/bant/, Yea Forums and /his/ are the best boards if you genuinely want to just talk about religion.

as soon as they stop laundering money through all their no name card games and idols.

No thats the politics board

Just think of your favourite game and make a joke based on it.
I've been trying to get "Draw a 4panel comic about a game you like" threads going every now and then but no one ever joins in

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otp

Reminder that Bang Dream Live Movie has made 1B and it's going to hit LL in the balls

should have left the coke bottles in a bright red color

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Classic and accurate

Guess things can't be silly anymore :/

>/bant/
Last time I checked, it was /int/ but with combined cancers from all the subhuman retard boards like /pol/ and /fit/.

Religion is politics.

the sun, i guess. I try not to go outside.

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Torch

I don't care about idols, I just know they're scum.

>silly
That's the problem though, it's treating other shit seriously. In particular, the first episode had the dark tide which is presented as this dangerous wave of destruction that everyone has to be prepared for. But the only form of warning they have is some jellyfish coming by and then it happens literally seconds after that. They treat it as a serious thing but they don't have any kind of real early warning system for it nor do they address that if someone had been out in the farms at the time the jellyfish showed up they'd obviously be fucked from the lack of notice not giving them time to get to shelter.
It tried to have world building but it was woefully insufficient. And that's without even touching on how the entire town is literally just a human town but underwater instead of actually having any sort of design differences to account for everyone being mermaids who don't walk on the ground.

T: can't enjoy things

Can’t believe I forgot about him, Wright is a paragon of comedy

This is only funny because the policeman willingly walks through as well.

whatever, xebec worked for them and there ain't no xebec anymore.

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Ha Ha

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Why is there so much overlap with boomer Facebook memes and Indian Facebook memes?

Holy fuck she’s thick

Kirby is black.

American here. Why isnt the police terrorizing it's citizen?

GUYS MARIO IS MONSTER
MARIO KILL GOOMBA
REAL BLOOD COMED OUT
GOOMBA HAVE FAMILY
MARIO IN COURT

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Got all of them except Quarky/Explasma

MARIO GETS THE DEATH SENTENCE
BUT...
EXTRA LIFE

Is this loss?

>
jokes on you I work at a pizza restaurant.

motherfucker I'm breaking up right now and nearing a nervous breakdown
thanks for the kek

That's pretty creative, though repetitive and most of them suck

For some reason I'm attracted to Samus' butt.

Read the reply chain retard, the coomer was the one being judgmental first.

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Isn't the point of these threads to post bad content and laugh at it? Sometimes people post Nedriod and Olaf though and then I actually get to have a chuckle

Probably only 3 or 4 of the 10 episodes were even worth watching. The rest were worse than modern Simpsons and Family Guy (all seasons).

Which sucks, because Season 2 was GOAT. This is why you shouldn't hire female writers for comedy.

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Oh god

Nothing, it's edited bait. It says 9/11 right in the corner.

Isn't season 3 universally considered the worst one or something?

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>Rcddit
Don't tell me... they filtered it into reddit?

this one's good

he's clearly pink

Scientists also can't explain how bicycles fully work

Scientists despite all their achievements cant get a lot of shit right

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Fucking bicycles how do they work?

You got any more user?

>Scientists also can't explain how bicycles fully work
Im calling bullshit on this one, the dynamic analisys for something as simple as a bicycle is freshman shit

based

>t. election tourist that can't handle the thought of Yea Forums having anything but Twitter and waifu threads

Void, huh

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based kirb

I've made a handful of dumb things over the years, most of them are dumb edits though

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HOLY BASED

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>Funny thing is that the majority of the people that bitched about it were just the same as the people they fought, simply being too late to their favorite arcade.
Pretty much. If you don't bitch about it, you probably were the kind of guy that would consider other people so they can play after your one credit turn.

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Show tits

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And in the end literally nobody plays as the plant because it's a "character" literally nobody cares about

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I liked season 1, but half of season 2 and 3 were bad. Too many movie references and retarded shit like Swifty, Intergalactic TV and pickle rick.

>bing
>bing
>wahoo
Got me

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What is the third guy's weakness?

He can only react to other's statements, not initiate his own topics.

automatic breathing

No its true.
When you push a bike while no one is riding it, it course corrects. According to all known laws of physics and mechanics, there is no way the bike should be able to course correct if no one riding it, it should fall flat on its side.

There is literally a branch studying Modern Bicycle Theory. Look it up

>pokemon
>Wolf
>anime characters

what a shit thread

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Fuck, I didn't realize that was a thing. I never told anyone when that happened because I thought I was crazy.

>doesn't use the apostrophe for isn't
>uses it for it's when it should be its
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

Literally the best thread this week. It felt like 3 threads in one and we didn't even reach 400 replies

how the fuck do they fix the lights at the side of the road? do they just wait for daytime?

well duh

>we didn't even reach 400 replies
Counting the multiple holocausts in the thread or not?

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awesome work.. thanks for sharing. got a few good chucks

thats impractical
i had to wait hour in line once because they decided to paint them right after fucking christmas

true

>scrolling through the threads
>multiple [DELETED]
What the fuck happened? Did a janny just go on a rampage?

Faggots posting off-topic political shit were rightly purged.

Half usual SJW /pol/ shit, and the other half was people having a huge argument about atheism vs religion.

Usual non-vidya shit

Ah right. I didn't feel like reading it all, since it was deleted anyway

Ah, so it was christclucks making a stink, got it.

who is gonna wake up in the middle of the night for a single shitty street lamp that's turned off for most of the night anyway
you didn't actually believe they sound the alarm over something as stupid as this did you

Most of those were science vs religion debate started by an actual vidya-themed comic.

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>girl

All i posted was "This thread is fun as hell" and it still got deleted

You were probably caught in a reply chain, its not like you were banned.

I don't like you.

But I love you

So it's not actually oc, why did op lie to us

He was talking about the tripfag retard.

>scat
jesus

>No tomboy
IT'S SHIT

he's a faggot

because the dialogue is fucking retarded and so out of touch so people reweote it and then the edits came.

>reweote
user you awe fucking adowable uwu

samus would never date a manlet

It's not just physical attraction. That comic series centers entirely around lil Mac and Samus being in love.