Remember when they put a cross-dressing segment in a Zelda game? I do

There are lots of easy ways to do it differently, but japs think crossdressing is funny. We used to, too.

>Don't even get a chance
>Just get warped away when you enter the perimeter because they were too lazy to design more than one solution

OR:
>stealth your way in at night successfully
>wait till riju is alone or unguarded
>scene where link explains everything
See, easy to think of a solution. If you’re not a faggot that is.

There is literally nothing wrong with cross-dressing

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Agreed
But there is everything wrong with chopping your dick off
Please dont do that

I haven't even played the game

>Yea Forums is so afraid of the gay agenda that they will eagerly play stealth levels instead of putting a costume on a video game character

It was played for laughs and not to push an agenda.

What would be Zelda's equivalent to this segment in BOTW2?

They were 100% sure about making that one the ONLY solution, the game is full of alternative paths for every area except this one, and the reason is obvious:

Link looks cute dressed like that

>expecting any exposition from link

Hah

Remember when you almost got railed by some fat dude while cross dressing in FF7?
I do

Not really a rare thing in Japanese games. FF7 comes to mind. Over there you can still make fun of crossdressing instead of taking it seriously.

>minigame where you have to deliver the explanation via pantomime

Zelda wearing heavy armor and a fake beard talking with a deep baritone.

Think of the scene from Mulan, but more European.

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Well to get to that point you've already been railed by a bunch of muscular dudes at the honeybee inn, so what is one more fatass on top of that?

Of course, while the in-game rendition didn't do anything to me, the multitude of fanarts got me into traps and I wouldn't have it any other way

Remember just before that when cloud is surrounded by burly men in a sauna?

I don't give a damn that ninty added a cross-dressing segment, because there was no political bullshit behind it.

Didn't Square do it in FFVII waaaay back?

it's meant to be funny. It's making fun of trannies if anything.

Crossdressers and trannies are not the same thing. Crossdressers are fags who want to look feminine to get fucked by other men. It's just a fetish. Trannies are crazy people who genuinely believe they're women and want to live life as women.

Also they're women. You can't hit women.

I don’t know how how the gerudos didn’t see a problem he stands like he has a dick when he talks to people

So you snuck in, and now there's no Gerudo Town because you have to treat the place like the Yiga Hideout.

Based chivalrous man. Games that forces you to hurt women are degenerate.

It's a funny joke segment, you tard.

>hi i'm the 5th champion, complete with sheikah slate and master sword, I need to talk to you about that giant camel robot you want to stop

You can walk in from behind and climb a short wall into the town. Also, what the fuck is the point of the sheikah armor then? To catch fucking lizards?

What is the point of most armor in the game? The only shit you ever need is the Zora tunic once because climbing in the rain is hell and the crossdressing outfit.

Sheik

Made a lot of porn aye, I remember

>implying trannies wouldn't support faggotry in children media.

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And I should fly into a screeching retard rage over it like the rest of Yea Forums does at everything and anything... why?

>Think of a way that doesn’t involve cross dressing.
It's actually possible in game though.
>go meet with riju
>she throws you out immediately for being a voe before you get the chance to explain
Actually if you do this you can continue without the dress. Though if you go down this route then you can never explore the town itself but it's fully possible to complete the divine beast without the gerudo clothes.

It was a joke, that's what made it work. It wasn't trying to be inclusive or push any weird-ass agendas, it was just a joke.

>implying trannies would attack Nintendo for Link dressing up in women's clothing like a faggot helped by another crossdressing freak
Retard.

They could of had a point but those dumbfucks didn't bother.

Maybe just write the story so he doesn't force you to dress like a tranny brainlet.
>all the trannies defending it
Dilate freaks.

They all have value, it's just that you can skip the rest of them. Mostly so you don't need to chug elixers.

Yet both are still degenerates who deserve a noose.

Nintendo is anti-white and anti-straight. This shit is trying to convert our children into trannies and faggots. Nintendo needs to be fucking boycott and embargoed

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Well cross dressers are funny if it's done for the lols, but trannies are fucked up...

>Hello 5th champion! I'm a guard of Gerudo Village, the place which you will set foot in only after I've ripped it from your leg.

To be fair Link could totally depopulate that town going off of his in-story skill, he killed an entire army of Guardians after all. It's just that, you know, genocide isn't his bag.

Isn't it retarded to make your city anti-male if your entire culture is built up around finding a husband to fuck? It's counterproductive and makes a lot of the married girls miserable, you can find them bitching in the town about how they can't spend much time with their husbands.

They desrve it for birthing the king of all evil. Like how you should kill Gizmo.

If they're unwilling to accept the CHAMPION and hero of the universe then quite frankly I would have happily let them all get murdered into extinction. Gerudo are a shitty race, they're thieves and even if they changed their ways they haven't changed for the better since their rules are retarded especially because they still reject Link even after he saves their shitty joke of a civilization simply because he's a man. I see no value on saving those who reject you no matter how hard you work to save them. Let them die. Let them die. Let them die.

And death to the cucks and loser simps who enable this shit.

Imagine being an adult and throwing this much of a frothing shitfit over fictional characters crossdressing.

Forcing everyone to travel and find husbands ensures only the strongest and most tenacious Gerudo pass on their genes. Its natural selection at work.

>Isn't it retarded
All societies have done and do retarded shit just because.

They need to nerf the cooking. You can stockpile food and just win.

I think that's fine but Link getting all flustered when getting complimented for how cute he looks in a dress by the guy in a drag was pretty cringe.

Cooking requires time and resources. It's no different from grinding to lv. 100 and then complaining the game's too easy.

>make your city anti-male
What's actually the in-game reason for this? Ganondorf? Or is none given and that's how it is?
Really don't remember.

Actually you can, it's just that it's not seen as culturally acceptable for a man to ever hurt a vagina because most men are Emasculated Beta Losers. Such sub-human males deserve death.

It took me absolutely no time to gather the materials to make most of the shit I use. Anyways, when I say nerf that shit, I mean add a cooldown timer before you can eat or do some shit like in monster hunter

No reason. It's just the rule.

Or just don't spend all day cooking. I've played BOTW, cooking takes much too long. I don't cook in MH either, so I have to make sure to kill the monster before I run out of stamina.

In BOTW I procure what I need when I need it.

Cooking food takes seconds. The hell are you on about? Either way, I only cook stuff for the cooling or warming effect. Far too many people just spam heal because they can't defend properly.

>Maybe just write the story so he doesn't force you to dress like a tranny brainlet.

This. Honestly even back in the day during FF7 it really bothered me how Cloud needed to cross dress and he's found out ANYWAY and what does Cloud do? He kills all those criminals working for that Crime Lord. So basically cross dressing was just a waste of time. Cloud easily could have just murdered all those criminals from the get go.

On that note, I want to take a moment to say FUCK Tetsuya Nomura. One of his earliest interviews about FF7 Remake is him strongly stating "The cross dressing is STILL in!" basically it's unusual how the first thing he does for the remake project is announce the cross dressing is still part of the game. I think he's legitimately a closet homosexual who is afraid of coming out of the closet. Regardless I hate that man and his homosexual tendencies. And to hell with all this cross dressing, homo, dyke, etc shit.

ITT: It's okay when Japan does it

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i hate trannies but cross dressing can be funny if not shoving some libtard shit down your throat, zelda series has never been serious and it worked here

>cross dressing can be funny

Disagree. It's just emasculating garbage regardless of context.

>Yea Forums is so screaming shitting itself raging about everything that it sees all things as "tranny"
Christ, do you people have nothing else to do in your lives that you spend all your time obsessing over "trannies"?

Of course it is, child, a fictional character dressing as a woman just jumps out of the TV and transforms you into such a whiny little bitchbaby because you think you're being directly attacked and white genocide and destroy all males and whatever other persecution complex you think makes you feel self-important.

>Actually admitting you play tendie games
For god sake OP have some dignity. I don't care if you're emulating it or not. You should never stoop that low.

Oh please think of the children, is there not an honest Christian among you hedonistic gamers?

I thought Sony was the "tendies games". Of course all of you faggots constantly change the definitions and targets of whatever meme phrases you come up with.