Have sex, still addicted to video games

>have sex, still addicted to video games
>play video games, still want to have sex

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have sex
play video games
shitpost
kys
live
based
söy
cringe
sneed
feed
goblinos
niggers
cumskins
wyteboi
cuck
I'M COOOOOMIIIIING

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How is that a bad thing?

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Ampharos

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surely that tr*nspr*de flag is an edit, right? akarin is based, r-right?

that's an upside down russian flag

AКAPИ---H~!

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It's almost as if addiction does not quell itself from additional exposure.
Fun fact, it can transfer though, as long as your brain is getting precious dopamine. You may wind up with a sex addiction at that rate.

how do i achieve both these things

All I can think of is the slop SFX from Banjo Kazooie walking around the swamp with the boots

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how much you pay her for night

is this the new Dsfargeg?

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>decide to say fuck it and pay an escort
>pussy was wet and moist I nearly came in 5 minutes
>felt the urge to cum but decided to edge until my time was up
>blasted so much cum on her belly i feel like on cloud 9
>"Thatll be $250."
>give her $300 since i didnt have any change
>"aww thanks sweetie! hope to see you soon!"
>she kisses me
>can taste my dick in my mouth all day
whoever said to get an escort fuck you. shit made me felt great, but nothing special compared to masturbating

This is a relevant post.

Akarin is not based. Akarin is YUA.

I wonder if posting that still results in a ban.

Have sex with your video games. Every hole is a goal.

>can taste my dick in my mouth all day
She tongue kissed you after fucking? For what purpose?

play video games while i have sex with you

wtf kind of dirty dick do you have?
anyway you don't actually expect "free" (as if) sex to be any different right?

I've done it a small handful of times in the last few years and have only been banned for it like once. I think it's a perfect metaphore for the changes this site has been going through. To be fair, it was banned just for being a shitty Spiderman-style derailment, so if nobody does it anymore it's not really a problem is it? If people didn't feel so damn strongly about colorful horses, they might even get the same treatment. Who knows, the biggest issues are the current aged memes and colloquial speak, such as "discussions" of trans, methods of coping and/or seething, onions, etc. Hell, even using Rick and Morty or Baneposting as a shitstorm brewer is way weaker now. Bane>>>Sneed

I don't know how sex feels

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you know how fapping is nice but it feels incomplete? This is that but it feels, well, complete. There are tradeoffs though. You are doing it WITH someone, so you are obligated to try and pleasure them as well.
Protip: You don't need sex, sex like I said is just fapping+. What you want is to make love to someone you care about, the synergy between your actions and desires to please one another is a far more special feeling, I promise.