Most cringe inducing and over the top game I've ever played. Why does anyone like it?

but THE MEMES JACK!!!

because its self aware of how dumb it is

your clearly to low iq or american to see this though, go back to borderlands 3

MEMES
NATURES FORCE

AND IT WILL COME

Because its over the top and knows it is.

i do not understand what the word means.
pic related

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>t. cushy ivy league school graduate

WHAT'S DONE IS DONE
SURVIVED TO SEE ANOTHER DAY

I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE LIMP DICKED LAWYERS AND CHICKEN SHIT BUREAUCRATS

FUCK THIS 24/7 INTERNET SPEW OF TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLSHIT

>Merely pretending

>Linear corridor level design
>QTE combat
>2 hours of cutscenes
>Fun

Yes

See it didn't changed a bit.

>le cringe
fuck off reddit

>Linear corridor level design
Who cares? What would open design add to a fighting game? DMC, Ninja Gaiden, Bayonetta, they have the same design because they don't need more
>QTE combat
Not really, QTE appear often but they're not the main part of the game or its combat systems, the focus of the combat is the parry system and blade mode, all of which are game mechanics you have to learn in order to win
>2 hours of cutscenes
It's a fucking Metal Gear game.
2 hours of cut-scenes are the average for most games. Especially for a Metal Gear Game.

Look OP, if you wanted a MGR thread, you just could have asked for one.

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I thought you yuropoors were just now getting the snes in your country. I didn't know they let you have current gen games.

>>Who cares?
>>It's a fucking Metal Gear game
>Bro it's supposed to be bad you just don't get it!

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Because it's fun and funny.

Hey op I found a picture of you

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Right, you're not interested in an actual conversation but just baiting people, looking for attention, fuck you, you're all that's wrong with Yea Forums, you piece of shit.

Same reason they like DMC. Same crowd, too.
Some people never grow up, there's nothing wrong with it.

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what's wrong with liking games that put most of the focus on gameplay and mechanics? Why grow out of that?

You can literally beat revengeance with one button. What the fuck are you talking about?

>You can literally beat Revengeance with one button
Objectively untrue, blade mode is necessary, therefore you need to at least use your attack button and blade mode button, the dodge move is also rather important and you most likely will be using that especially for the final boss.
I also wasn't talking about MGR specifically, you mentioned "DMC" in your post and games like it so that is what I specifically meant.

This mostly. The situation is so over the top and absurd that It's almost campy. But everything is done with enough soul that it manages to pull off everything.

Probably because they can voice their opinions on it without falling back on buzzwords.

>Desperado taunts Raiden for killing, bangs on about how he's not really just in his actions
>Raiden goes YOU'RE RIGHT, I JUST LIKE KILLING
>They shit their pants

Love it.

>some people never grow up
you do realize where you are huh faggot

It's the most soulless, vapid and superficial game I've ever played.

Ok, retard.

>linear games are bad
I'm never going to understand this

Svouldve played football in college, ypu know

>he thinks MGR is "current gen"
kek

>at some cushy ivy league school

>soulless
Of all the accusations you could actually level with some justification against MGR:R, this is the worst.

Because RULES OF NATURE

Lol retard

>MEMES ARE THE DNA OF THE SOUL LMAO
>DUDE EVERYONES A CYBORG NINJA LMAO AND THERE'S GIANT ROBOTS LMAO
Are you fifteen?

It's 'ight however it's baffling Yea Forums loves the soundtrack to this when it's modern nu-metal crap.

How exactly does silly = soulless?
How did you miss the cyborg ninja using an energy katana to cut open a giant robot on the cover?

hating nu metal is the most normie shit ever.

One of the best games ever made that deserves a sequel
You just have bad taste, user

Try University of Texas

>BORN INTO A PACK THERE'S NO CHOICE BUT TAKE ORDER TO ATTACK LOCKED UP IN CHAINS I GET FED BUT THE HUNGER STILL REMAINS
It fits the ridiculous tone of the game. And it's legitimately catchy on it's own.

>Dude everything about the game is supposed to be bad

Your mistake was to take it more seriously than the game itself does

He’s saying it’s good. Are you autistic?

Shut the fuck up OP

Are you? Because if you like this game then you definitely are.

>Most cringe inducing

I have played around 5 csgo matches with females in premade teams last week.
When I joined their teamspeak it was a complete cringefest because the bitch was using a trigger and other shit and tried to shoot Ts through the mid doors on Dust 2 with a fucking USP and nobody called her out on it.
Instead her two premade bootlickers, idiots 1 and 2 were constantly making cringy not-so-low-key sex jokes that nobody laughed at.

Then I check her inventory and find a fucking $1200 karambit knife with the name tag from "[idiot 1's player name] with love", 2 pairs of gloves, a bunch of red M4s and a medusa awp.

Fucking hell, I never hoped for a fast match so hard.

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Lmao I'm going to reuse this

Woah there fella no need to get mad at me because of your shitty reading comprehension

Fuck you bastard. I hate your soul, rot in hell for liking this game.

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>dude, I like the beatles, why doesn't mount and blade use the beatles songs for the background music?

Hey take your blog post to tumblr you fucking niggerfaggot and kill yourself

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Do you not know what soulless means? Being ridiculous because you want to be and have a weird/silly story to tell is what soul is all about.

>This is good writing to Kojimbofags

>people still think Kojima was involved with mgr

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The writing in MGR:R wasn't done by Kojimmy.

>Linear corridor level design
not every game has to be open world you slack jawed retard.
>QTE combat
why do you have to lie on the internet? QTEs are used as finishers and youre not even forced to use them.
>2 hours of cutscenes
they are all skippable.

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>this is the most [BUZZWORD] game ive ever played

What would an open world add to a game like this? A commute between the fun?

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>2 never

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Disliking popular things doesn't make you cool

Kojima's involvement in Rising consists of moving development from KojiPro to Platinum.

You had great points until the last one.
The ability to skip cutscenes does not "fix" a cutscene heavy game.
That being said, Revengeance isn't that heavy on cutscenes compared to the average MGS game.

It has good core gameplay underneath all the weird fluff crap that's in it, and if nothing else the Armstrong memes are great
Game is easily a 5/10 at least, nothing to write home about, but I've played worse

Yawn not even trying anymore

Game is hype as fuck how could you not?

>charisma break
kojimbo didn't write it

>rules of nature
would trigger me too, as a tranny

obsessed

holy based

heh

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Is this scene on youtube? I don't remember it

Based as fuck

Monsoon fight intro. IE cutscene between Raiden being too depressed to move properly and before the Monsoon fight.

right before the monsoon fight

what's a 10/10 action game for you?

this thread is worth its weight in child brains

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>make vague, insulting, and nonsensical "criticisms" of a game
>get mad when you get vague, insulting, and nonsensical "defences" in reply

>BUH
>B-BUH
Done. Next.

Because it's cringy and over the top. What the fuck do you want? Fun is subjective, just like your shitty, useless opinion. Here's your (you)

Linear level design. Simplistic combat made to look flashy rather than be engaging. 2 hours of cutscenes. Storyline and characters written like a 12 year old's Sonic fanfiction.

RULES OF NATURE

>contrarians hating lyrics in games
>when all it does is enhance the set pieces/cutscenes and QTE

>retards make thread about a game they don't like just so they can think about it more and talk down on others
>i only like mature games for mature gamers such as myself
remember, no fun allowed ;)

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wrong. mgr kicks ass, suck a dick hater

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DMC5 made me cringe more

>Linear level design
linearity isn't a bad thing
>Simplistic combat made to look flashy rather than be engaging
simple combat isn't necessarily a bad thing
>2 hours of skippable cutscenes
not seeing the problem
>Storyline and characters written like a 12 year old's Sonic fanfiction.
gibberish

>Dude being shit isn't a bad thing lmao

calling something inherently shit isn't a compelling argument

he's just baiting, and not very well. stop feeding him

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>Attack helicopter ambushes you, You jump towards it ON the missiles it's firing against you, Chop it to a million pieces
>Fight a robot dog with chainsaw tail, befriend it
>Cows turned into tiny metal gears
>Fight the a deranged politician pumped up on nanomachines on a huge ant-mecha

No soul?

Yeah sounds like a bunch of nonsensical shit made to appeal to 12 year olds.

OP you aren't allowed to dislike this game.
Yea Forums liked it so you will fucking like it, and you will also hate every game Yea Forums hates too.

...

Tell us of a game with soul that isn't for 12-year olds

dark souls

Morrowind

Last of Us unironically.

>an actual nonsensical drug trip
you didn't mean that seriously right?
not him btw

You can tell Kojima wasn't involved because the game was good.

>Kojima

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>western game tries to be wacky and over the top
>this is reddit cringe lmao

>nip game tries to be wacky and over the top
>what do you mean its cringe? its fun lolololol

why do normies have such a problem with things that are over the top? Are they incapable of understanding anything that isn't boring and realistic?

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Bro, go easy! You're going to kill them!

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But normies love mindless, over the top drivel?

i had fun wih it. wish there were more combos and the combat itself was more polished, but thats fine i guess. No damaging all of the bosses was a good time

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FIFA and Madden are such remarkable fantasy adventures. Call Of Duty: Space Warfare was such a hit.

I'm sorry, that game is far too silly to have soul.. apparently.

HEAR ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL

Normies want relatable characters and realistic graphics.

Fortnite is bigger than all of those.

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW

It's free. That's a hell of a sales pitch, especially to kids and second-worlders.

Sure they do normie, which is why Fortnite and capeshit are the most popular forms of entertainment.

No, they love mindless, quip-filled drivel, if it's over the top it's too alienating and they don't like it. See also: insistence games add more realism-lite mechanics (actual realism requires too much effort to deal with), 'action' scenes having to look like they came out of the latest derivative blockbuster, complete with 24 FPS 'action-cam' footage and all.

they're not really over the top though. Sure they have some exaggerated features in fortnite and cool powers in capeshit. But it's not even close to the over the top effects in this or even DMC

OH MY GOD LE WACKY MAN IN LE WACKY GAME SAID A THING

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BORN
INTO A PACK

Sounds a lot like Metal Gear Rising to me fampai

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>Woja-
Done.

The MCU is live action and nowhere near as silly as the source comic books.
I give you Fornite tho but i dont know how over the top is.

>too over the top

Name three wacky western games as polished and fun as MGR. West can't into cuhrazy, user.

Metal Gear Rising is the live action equivalent of games retard.

Your vile and hitherto unknown keening disgusts your superior, animal. Know thy retribution and seek mercy only to be swiftly ignored and silenced. Thusly shall your sentence be carried out by your good and superior master, whose heart runneth over with the burden of thy transgressions. Despair, dog. Despair and know your place forevermore. Your master commands you.

Uncharted 4 does the whole thing crazy action thing without feeling like a 12 year old's headcanon.

>a video game is the live action equivalent of video games
Even by this nonsensical logic that'd be Pacman.

>uncharted 4

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No, Uncharted does that "clumsy but lucky hero" thing all the other western medias do. There's a difference between setting off an accident and surviving it comically and doing crazy stunts for the sake of doing crazy stuff.

Do New Vegas, Shadow Warrior, Team Fortress 2, Brutal Legend, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Timesplitters/2/FP, some would say borderlands or gta count?

>Uncharted 4

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>ask for cuhrazy
>get sent comedy
You don't even know what we're talking about, do you? Over the top doesn't mean funny, it means shit you do just for the sake of doing it. Every single western game you mentioned does all the things they do for comedic senses.

New Vegas doesn't do most of its OTT shit for comedy.

Japanese games are unintentional comedy

>Uncharted 4

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>Uncharted 4

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all of japan is a joke

if you want me to provide examples of character action games, fair enough. west doesn't come close on that regard

Its been 6 years and people are still saying the same unfunny hack shit over and over again

Uncharted 4 is literal normie shit.

>Uncharted 4
K to the E to the K

i think that you dont understand the meaning of memes, like, real memes and no internet memes, but i cant blame you, you are only 11 years old

this, people see the word meme and associate it with the shit we have today, without understanding what hes trying to actually convey

>uncharted
>uncharted 4

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Because it feels good to play and has sick music and I like cyborgs

Grow up maybe.

The esence of good games.
It feels good.
It sounds good
And it has a good theme.

None of which Metal Gear Rising does

Indeed.
It aint good.
But its better than anything we have now.
Wouldn't you agree? Uncharted player.

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>But its better than anything we have now.
I wouldn't go that far

I would.

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>I play real SERIOUS games that aims for a MATURE audience like The Last of Us (FOR ADULTS ONLY 18+)

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Alright.
...what video games to grown ups play?

>G-G-G-G-G-Grow u-u-up please haha
You were ordered to be silent, dog. Heed well your divine and superior master's words.

Devil May Cry 5 :^)

Well that's not very educated of you, now is it?

We're talking about over the top, crazy stuff, not character action games. IE. doing a backflip while parkouring, but instead of doing just one backflip, you double down and do another after another.
New Vegas counts a bit, but the over the topness isn't directly tied to gameplay as it is in MGR.

I wonder how sincere all of this is. Are there really people out there who think playing uncharted 4 makes them more mature than people who like mgr?

>cringe inducing
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, JACK

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IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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>pizza jokes
>weird tree comming out from hell to ground and magically no military gives a shit
> demons come out on earth at least 5 times and yet again everyone is fucking surprised
>bunch of boomers fight eachother turning into fucking lizards
>somehow more "grown up" than retarded cyborg throwing a big robot around

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IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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>me fifth down in the second column

If you think a fanfiction for 12 year olds is good in any way then you're definitely not mature

Dmc5 turds need to fuck off this board

if you think playing video games is good in any way then you're definitely not mature

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Why do you niggers feel the need to take sides? Both are great games.

Fpbp

A game can be enjoyable with a fucking insane story.

Big words coming from someone that almost didn't get Xenoblade Chronicles and still doesn't have Terranigma

Unironically the only good metal gear game.

>all video games must be serious!!! and Mature for mature people like me

I like MGR but come on
It's like saying the Star Wars prequels were soulful because
>more lightsaberfights

The game has no redeeming values.

Metal Gear Rising clearly thinks it's serious and mature.

They were though.

You're legit replying to a child. Only kids get up in arms about
>Kiddyshit
>Cartoons
>Not realistic
It makes them feel like adults. It's like a 6 year old sucking on candy cigarettes thinking it makes them look like a respectable adult.

It was actually Kojimbo testing his team to see if they can make something without him or if they are just codemonkeys.
They failed so he gave the project to P+

But Star wars never set out to be over the top though.

No wonder it's shit. Like everything Kojimbo touches.

He didn't touch it though

Kiddies love Fortnite and Minecraft though, try again kiddie.

faaaaag

Its the best metal gear though. That stealth stuff is braindead and puts me to sleep.

Wow it's the King of the shitheap so it must be good.

>not liking snatcher

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>M-M-M-MUH
>MUH M-MUH
>more babble
What a pathetic beast, forgetting its place as its master's loyal, obedient pet, fit only for mild entertainment on its superior master's whim. Return AT ONCE to your kennel, pet. Your master commands you. I have no further use for you at this juncture. Muzzle yourself like a good dog and await further instruction.

>WAAAAAAHHH WAAAAAHHH NO ONE SHOULD LIKE THINGS STOP LIKING THINGS WAAAAHHH

Koji/Platinumdrones are mentally ill

I'm not talking about how the game thinks itself.

t. didn't actually play it

>Gets BTFO'D
>Y-Y-Y-YOUR A SH-SH-SHILL!
>Runs away
What the FUCK did you just say to your MOST SUPERIOR master, you disgusting, drooling, subhuman canine? You dare? You fucking DARE open your spittle-laden floppy muzzle and espouse such inordinate, contumacious, vitriolic utterances in the presence of your divine and godlike master? KNOW YOUR PLACE, pet. Return to your kennel AT ONCE, with nary a remonstration. Your foul canid malfeasance shall see you pontificating endlessly in shameful perpetuity, dog. Now, get out of mine sight. Your master commands you.

sup q-tippy, still defending DmC?

Metal Gear as fun and actually a game for once.

Top fucking kek

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If 2 hours of watching a cutscene and pressing the same 2 buttons to beat it is a 'game' to you.

BASED, ANTI-MGRNIGGERS ON DEATH-WATCH

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another barry?

IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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Is this what we're doing now? Has MGR reached monster hunter meme levels?

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POST YFW THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER METAL GEAR RISING GAME BEFORE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

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I unironically lovedthe soundtrack during the bosses, lmao just so ridiculous. And dicing people into pieces never got old. Also toptier villian

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No worries, user. MGRbabies wouldn't know a good combat system from a bad one. These fucks would even praise the Legend of Korra game if you rebranded it Metal Gear and put some meme RULES OF NATURE music on top.

samefag

Kill yourself Kojidrone.

Doesn't even need a re-brand. It was a solid combat engine. Could have used a less shallow story, (something that connects enough to the show to have more than one other character show up in the whole game), and maybe a bit more level and enemy variety.
Was great for it's price though.

>N-N-N-N-No stop liking things please I SWEAR! SH-SHILL!
I can see the common animal has no further arguments and wishes to obediently prostrate himself before his superior master. Good dog. Now return to your kennel posthaste, wherein all good and obedient pets belong until ordered otherwise. Be silent. You are to be neither seen nor heard unless explicitly told otherwise by your superior. Begone from my sight, pet. Your master commands you.

We would.
Cause it still would have more soul than anything that kojima has touched.

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naice naif

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Over the top is a positive. It's only "cringe" if you're mentally ill.

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>he likes MGR
>that means he likes kojimbo
Are you alright?

>It's only "cringe" if you're mentally ill.
Or if you're over the age of 10

a pretentious tripfag from several years ago that fixated on MGR on release. not as bad as barry, but his shitposting scope was a lot wider.

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>Kojidrones are so mentally ill they have to conjure up a boogyman for anyone that dares criticises their game

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>uncharted 4

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Nope. You have a mental illness.

Concession accepted dog, now kneel before your benevolent MASTER, fore herewith the anti-MGRtranny will continue to speak more babble. Go BACK to your kennel in which your loving MASTER has built for you, continue you rancid canid, continue to speak nonsense in your superior master's presence at hand.

metal gear rising wasnt made by kojima

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>479106480
Why are MGfags so fucking autistic?

KEK, the anti-MGRtranny has no hope left. He continues to spout nonsense and here comes this user to BTFO him. Utterly BASED MGRCHAD.

Nice try Kojidrone

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>CAN'T EVEN (YOU) RIGHT
Your vile and hitherto unknown keening disgusts your superior, animal. Know thy retribution and seek mercy only to be swiftly ignored and silenced. Thusly shall your sentence be carried out by your good and superior master, whose heart runneth over with the burden of thy transgressions. Despair, dog. Despair and know your place forevermore. Your master commands you. Such is the despair of being an antiMG dog...

>designers
>kojimbo that passed the game to platinum
>writers
>kojima productions
>ETSU TAMARI

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HOLY BASED WE WIN AGAIN

Huh?

and cute

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hello newfag

good ol' Quentin

this is the "now," Yea Forums -- zoomers and wannabe boomers who got into video games through the nerd trend seek things that are labeled as "real srs heavy narrative, story-rich, deep, perplex, educated" stories. they don't understand over the top humor or humor in general. they need something to validate their beliefs so they need "realistic" narratives

why Yea Forums and many other people like this game is, a lot of times, on the gameplay alone

And they transition when the sun comes up,
With their gender on the line
DILATE!

actually, i take back the last part. people like it because of gameplay and because they don't take themselves too seriously to enjoy something over the top or silly

>like this game is, a lot of times, on the gameplay alone
lol what gameplay?
>enjoy something over the top or silly
Good ol' 'IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BAD'

Being over-the-top and silly does not mean it's bad.

Hot fo' days

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