How do I stop being like this?

how do I stop being like this?

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Stop browsing Yea Forums.

Shave and take a shower for starters

this. delete 4chanx too.

Don't touch your dick

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Church

chastity cage

delete your wojak folder

Depending on how far gone you are, this won't work. It might alleviate it a little, but it won't completely fixed the problem.

why are you hanging out in 30 person discords

Nofap isn't an option as sexual desire is hardwired into our genes (otherwise human race would be extinct). The best option is to just fap once a day, and get yourself a non-sexual hobby (you know, like VIDEO GAMES).

reminder to report spam like this

Of course it's some discord circlejerk
Who would've even guessed
This shit needs to be filtered just like their previous shitty forced meme

I shower everyday and the women at work told me I look better with a beard when I came into work with it shaved once.

Why would you want to? Fapping is fun.

Coom with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure ejaculation...

>get yourself a non-sexual hobby (you know, like VIDEO GAMES).
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This is now a coomer thread

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take a break and go outside, even if it's just for a walk for a little bit

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you dont have to shave it off completely you know

that shit, like all forced wojak garbage, originated here and a shitposting group formed around it, that's all

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Excluding Chink garbage ofc.

Why is this person's teeth so white? If they neglect personal hygiene then they wouldn't be brushing their teeth.

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Nobody said you have to play games that constantly broadcast sexual content to you. There are tons of other games, like even any western game made after 2013.

Everytime you feel like jacking off, just piss on your face instead. It works .

not vidya

Having meaningful, long-lasting friendships and relationships. When you start wanting to coom you'll be appropriately halted by shame.

To one who actually bothers to check the information provided you'll note the following things:
1) The members list is not shown in the Discord. Sockpuppet server? It's very easy to do on Discord. Less than ten regular posters are shown, this cannot have very much traction.
2) For something being blamed on Reddit and having been around for some weeks (since a handful of weeks after gamer was first filtered), this is mentioned very little on their Discord, 20 results. Additionally, the coom-specific server posted in the "Coomer discord" subject leads to a Discord shitposting about Asian men. Since then its invite has expired.
3) r/coom has been around for four years when searched in Reddit's subreddit-search, suggesting a very recent change-of-hands and makeover. r/coomer is the more likely candidate of the two to be the brains of the operation, being active for ten days, but it's still far too new to be where the meme started. Two subreddits, one too old and one too new.
4) Image's creator made sure to post random snips of Yea Forums memes like Bane, cuckold porn and in general the idea that we're being actively invaded by Reddit and Twitter. This will make the average Yea Forums paranoid's brain light up like a Christmas tree.

You reek of horseshit. Stop posting this unless you're going to show off the members list of the Discord.

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it isnt a conspiracy that actual perverts are fucking deranged you know
theres likely about five more of these discords all based around "raiding" and "cooming"

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Kill yourself. You're a leech.

why would you want to stop?

lolno. Have you even been out before? Human beings are terrible.

Go back to r*ddit

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simple

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Yes, congratulations, you showed a screencap of Reddit picking it up after Yea Forums did, "cooming hnghhh" has been around longer fifteen days on Yea Forums. Did you think you had a rebuttal or that I'd go away?

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You'll extinguish your desires sooner or later. Karma moves, OP. Work on realizing your true self.

based as fuck

the fact that you are the kind of person that thought making this thead, on Yea Forums no less, was a good idea, tells me there is nothing you can do to better yourself. just kys.

You re missing the image

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in my opinion still the best pasta to come out of this

How can I be more like pic related?

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Embrace it.

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zoomie

tfw no bf to coom with

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It is a conspiracy that a board that has never frowned for a second during its lifetime about sexual shit is suddenly getting a meme ridiculing people liking sexual shit and it's supposed to be accepted into board culture. And now the conspiracy is blown open. Coomer has been exposed to be nothing but a shitty forced meme by redditors and discord trannies, as if it wasn't obvious that it was a fucking forced meme before. Now fuck off.

>Romantic and social life
rope yourself people disgust me

i was coomer for a really brief time (i literrarly masturbated so much that my dick hurt the wholed ay) but i very fastly moved on to doomer and stayed that way since 5 years
how?
Diagnosed borderline and bipolar helped

t. autistic shit

yep, i keep away from people and people keep away from me, win win situation in my opinion