Enemies can clip through the floor, but can still hit you

How he get up there?

Flew. Haven't you seen Dumbo?

Looks fun as fuck

Clipped

I used to think elephants were cool until I found out they can randomly start leaking from their heads and become very violent. Fucks up with that

wtf. I've seen a video where someone got trampled by an angry elephant. They were turned into a rug basically. Not to be underestimated.

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sv_cheats 1
noclip

Here's an article about what happened
gizmodo.com/heres-why-that-helicopter-rescue-with-the-spinning-74-y-1835281867
Basically, they hooked two lines on that old woman but one of the lines came loose when they were lifting her up, so she started spinning wildly. Yes, that's a 74 year old woman being spun around there.

stop playing shit Bethesda games

>there could be an elephant posting "tfw no gf" threads on Yea Forums RIGHT NOW

Literally me.

did she died?

jesus christ that speed at the end

Have you seen the one in the Chinese factory?

Almost

you spin me right round baby
right round like a record baby
right right round round

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not even elephants can go on rampages without being called an incel these days

>game lets you romance final boss if your charisma is high enough

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that makes them even cooler

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FERAL DRAGON PUSSY

You can see that musth shit running down its head.

well said

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incelephant

they increase their testosterone levels by like 60 times

that's like if your mom suddenly turned into prime arnold

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Beta uprising now

MR BONES, I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE

Those spins aren't that harmful, actually.

>she can't get laid
>it's his fault
>he can't get laid
>it's his fault
Every. Time.

WE LIVE IN A SAVANNAH
BOTTOM TEXT

kek

PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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She was spinning against the rotation of the Earth and actually walked out of that experience 20 years younger and full of vigor.

it was an old lady in it and she survived for all those wondering.

she hot?

I wonder what would happen if you harvested the Must and applied it to a human male.

Fucking incels i swear

>filename

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What's actually secreted isn't testosterone, so not much likely

Does it hurt too much?

It's basically a giant, enraged 5 ton incel with super strength. Elephants are horrifying

That doesn't stop Chinese medicine.

What so if the chinese touch it, it becomes medicine?
What are you even on about? Or is this just more kneejerk china bad shit?

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I never understood how they're such good climbers

>ARNOLD PRIME
>TERMINATORS, FLESH UP AND ROLL OUT

Wait arent rescue cables like that supposed to have an anti-spin system?

>Escort missions

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It's always the animal's fault, isn't it?

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It's called a joke yikes.

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He looks so sad lol

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That'll teach them for trying to blend in.

Why are amphibians so fucking retarded? How do they function?

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Is there something /v wont try to fuck?

>all NPCs in the game are ugly

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Holy shit

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no, please post it.

O he fuckin deaded

NOOOOO ELEPHANTU

LOL

underrated and based

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hahaha stupid lions

Tuskute!

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Stupid monky he try to grab stikk

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It's an animal so I can't figure if he's actually smiling or if it's an accidental movement from opening his mouth.

Niggers reacting to magic tricks

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74 -20 = 54

>still hot

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monkeys are the best

>Haha, you're so funny, human!

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>The way his eyebrows raised
That was such a human-like expression

>You is food?
>Bruh. WORM is food.
>Worm is... food?
>This nigga I swear

Soul

Those specific breed of geckos are notoriously mean for some reason.

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is it starting, the beta uprising?

very nice, i enjoy

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stealth /an/ threads are god tier

still cute

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Is that a...

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What happens when the baby puke?

The Chinese truly are sub-human

the image was loading slowly but i could tell they were american even before i could see the usmc. no other country on earth has so many ugly people of all races.

>Vladimir and his T-I-G-E-R-S

Best threads on Yea Forums t󠛡b󠛡h

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So you're saying they're niggers?

I didn't even know they could move that quickly.

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>One of these things bites you
>Literally dead and incurable due to the sheer amount of bacteria and virii in their saliva

Why would anyone want one of these as a pet?

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Holy fucking shit that got me

>liveleak
>it's not gore

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Thats not a komodo dragon

You never know what might be lurking in the ocean.

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PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH

That's not a komodo dragon. Looks like some kind of Monitor or Tegu

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Wrong kind of monitor. This particular breed is highly social and possesses upper bounded intellect comparable to an average 4 year old human child.
The mistake this particular owner might have made (but I can't tell from this clip) is that he does not have a second one or another pet that can bond with this one like he has, and judging from the response it had when he took his hand away he might have accidentally gave his lizard anxiety because it doesnt have a full-time social connection.

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How many animals are aware of the deathroll?

Not all monitors are komodo dragons famalam

>"help"

>enemies can use stealth

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>that ending
I laffed

>he might have accidentally gave his lizard anxiety because it doesnt have a full-time social connection
Us and animal folk are not so different after all...

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CAGE STUCK

It's a Tegu and they're affectionate towards people.

>tfw owls are keeping me up at night

They're cute but fuck me are they loud

Nice and cute

topkek

Thanks Demo.

>He thinks they're owls

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I read somewhere that sharks don't see the bars of a cage, rather they just see a large, shaking, moving box thing.

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Think about it like this: Someone's giving you the best life you could possibly imagine, better than anything else you can think of - food, warmth, shelter, they come in and comfort you, talk to you, and make you feel generally happy.

Then they disappear for some reason you don't know, and you don't see them for a while. Your perception of time isn't that great, so it seems like a very long time before you see them again. Then you do - they come home, but they don't want to have anything to do with you. Then they come and give you food and attention and affection again, then once again you're all alone for a long time.

If you are going to own a pet, you should always have a second one so that they have someone to interact with when you're not around. Dogs are notoriously bad about this.

What a fool

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how is this even possible what the fuck
that's some spiderman type of shit

>Dude, did you seriously just bite off my arm?

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What a bunch of retards

wut happen to rajesh cameraman

Their footing is astronomically good.

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Fuck green tree pythons. Most assholish snake breed

This needs a filename

Those goats are surprisingly slender and have hard ass hooves, makes it easy for them to balance on near vertical borderline non-existent cracks

What do you do when one of them dies before the other?

Die a little myself on the inside and cry a lot.
>t. used to own two 20-year old dachshunds

>cat spends between 12 to up to 20 hours a day sleep
>can still sleep even after that
Are cats the ultimate life speedrunners?

Plus it's fun to see them interact with each other.

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Being an asshole takes a lot of energy

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fuck lions, literal king of shit animals

For the most part, they don't.

"Sometimes that just happens" is what the guy said

Seals are just sea-dogs.
>those big ass anime eyes
I don't understand how anyone can club one of these and sleep at night.

I want a domesticated breed of seal that would be able to live on land at home, just look at that noodle jumping around

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They can sleep at night because they aren't freezing to death by wearing one of the little bastards as pajamas

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>Sometimes that just happens
I imagine him saying that while the old woman is screaming in the background

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Is it mimicking bananas?

Those baby seals are known for calling your mother a whore right in front of your face, would really let that slide?

AYY LMAO

Are seals just a skeleton with nothing but fat around it?

>tfw seal spirits are too innocent and pure to want to haunt you for wearing them

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RULES OF NATURE

Isn't this some fucked up chink shit where they basically torture it into doing this?

We were all thirteen at one point, user.
>there are baby seals on this board RIGHT NOW telling you reply to this post or your mother won't be affected at all regardless of the outcome.

he didn't fly so good

huh isn't that jamie oliver? did he cook it afterwards?

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edgy fucker, delete it

>Dickson raising Shulk and Dunban

Aquatic pige

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It's a dangerous place

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Why isn't it sperging the fuck out? Do seals have no survival instincts?

You bastard!

Sure they do. It's called "be nice to the hunam"

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Probably don't have any natural reaction built into them to deal with humans, happens with lots of arctic creatures.

he just doesnt care anymore

Seals just dont care, they just let shit happen and assume most things are nice
see these fat fucks are too lazy to live

My favorite part about this one is how ashamed the chunky monkey is at the end.

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>start sperging in front of the absolute top of the food chain
huh, good idea

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They, like pandas, use cuteness as their primary survival tactic.

what the fuck goes through the goats brain to end up a fucking palm tree?

NANI

Rats will straight up run at you screaming if they are in danger

Imagine the mental fortitude you'd need to have to not even flinch when the thing climbs on your head. Not even laughing or moving around, just pure stoic focus on your work.

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t. Spurdo

stupid dog can't scritch his ear!

Aren't those feral cats? Cute.

>enemies slowly follow you throughout the entire map

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I laugh like a retard whenever I see this. Just the fact that it's an old woman spinning around makes it a million times funnier

Goats like heights

>tfw according to science, cuteness could actually be a natural defense mechanism against humans in the future
I'm sad I won't live to see it

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post birbs please

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Rodents in general are autistic

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>"guess I'll die"

>that ending

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>My own clone!

>what the fuck goes through the goats brain

Black metal and screams of the damned.

>trust no one, not even yourself

Me on the left

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This is a good boy.

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I'm unironically glad we traded dinosaurs for birds.

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why are they so mean

youtube.com/watch?v=jw44JdK3p9k

>taunting after every kill

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the facial reaction of that seal looks like he fucking has died BEFORE

Q U A C K

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>TAS Hungry Hungry Hippos (U) in 1:07.03 by happyLee, SNES

>>>>Traded
user...

top zozzle

once in the wat to my college there were three ducks blocking the road
those cunts faced off the cars and quaked at them

fucker looks good at snake pass

55 million years of evolution

why did you post the canon ending to Dragons Dogma?

Ducks are fucking chads

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>you are becoming hysterical

sleepy duck

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lmfao

>when u pop vanish

What a pussy. You call that high up?

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youtu.be/CnGsO5Ul5KM

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's their charm point.

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Why are humans so great, Yea Forums?

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Fucking hell, seeing the cat like that actually triggered my vertigo.

We are actually very large animals, plus we can build tanks and rockets

What a supreme champion

Hikers

Because they copied the bears' walk.

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They are dogs that live in the ocean, what do you think? Bears are just big dogs, kind of like how Lions are big cats.

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>Dwarf Fortress fights

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOODS

Imagine going against hand to hand against this and winning.

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HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

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They have huge dicks they can't help it

Go to a zoo anywhere in the world and you see scum like this who can't just be happy to have the privilege to observe a creature they'd never be able to get close to int he wild. They need to harass it until it entertains them because they paid money so they DESERVE entertainment.

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

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It probably wasn't that big

He got flattened. Poor guy.

M-MASAKA!

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why didnt the bear just bite of his arm

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>India will be a superpower by 2020

Something about the reflection's movements were off but that ending still got me, fuck.

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meh fake

why does this make me want to cry

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Birds are dinosaurs, dummy

Didn't mean to quote

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A PREDATOR ON THE VERGE OF DEATH CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREATH

>killed a grizzly with his teeth and a stick
>Meanwhile I have succeeded in fapping to climax to every SC woman in under 24 hours

Proto-Chocobo

I prefer silkies.

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>Best distance runners, even an unfit human can outpace other animals.
>Only animal that can throw with precision, very useful when killing things to eat since you don't need to get close and risk injury.
>Walking on two legs means we take less energy to move around that four legged animals, gravity does most of the work for us.
>Highly intelligent
>Teamwork
>Advanced language

you mirin?

>There are people who prefer Seals to Otters

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MMMMMMMMMMMMM-BISON!??!

>those hands
What the fuck, is she a burn victim or 65 years old?

Survived, but has permanent vertigo.

>no items, fox only, final destination

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What sound did she made?

>That's just what the average member of the species look like
What the fuck is up with gaurs seriously

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Where's it's health bar?

Pretty cool dog

I found my spirit animal

Objective: Survive

based
fuck surfers

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Why is the first thing I noticed were the saggy ballsacks?

I love how being an asshole increases proportionally with being intelligent

>enemies can pickpocket you

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do you want to be called gay

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>trashcan next to the shitter
It's Brazil, isn't it?

To the rape cave he goes!

So what kind of animal would you want for a pet, Yea Forums?

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>Elephants in brazil

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A girlfriend

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What's exactly happening here? Are the pidgeons trapped and sucked with the grain?

This is literally how black people react to magic tricks.

A classic

>boss throws you into the lion's den

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why so many dogs?

:D

love those

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they are delicious

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>PRRBLRLRBLR

Seals aren't necrophiliac pedophiles like otters

they eat them

It's a flight reflex. Where they are from, their predators cannot follow them up a tree. That's why these goats tend to die when put in an environment without any high terrain - their flight reflex causes them to only run away like 15 meters, then they just stand around because they think they are save.

>filename

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I wish I had a long elephant trunk for a nose so I could eat shit out of women’s asses in public

>>Best distance runners, even an unfit human can outpace other animals.
Except for the many animals that can outrun even the fittest human, rendering distance moot.

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What a bunch of pricks.

Yeah, but it's still cool. Besides, what if you're the one pursuing?

why is this so fucking funny

>That tail wipe
What a fucking asshole

fuck the way it goes out of it's way to casually body check him is so funny

youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o
The animal has to rest at somepoint.

Are those protheses? Or are they stabilizing a broken bone?

Cheetahs and such don't have much endurance though, right?

yeah under the rule of elephants

The reactions from the fish.

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good meme

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>minding your own bear shit
>backpacking niggers come to be assholes in the woods
>fight to the death with some barbarian, die a horrible death
>man is celebrated for this

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>Enemies can co-op against you

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feels incomplete without the Yoshi sounds

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>all those AMWF threads are actually started by Chinese inceliphants.
Who knew?

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>Run away from retarded slow animal
>Tired but got away
>It catches up again
>Run away again, still haven't caught breath
>It catches up again
>Run again, collapse from exhaustion
>It catches up again and caves head in with a rock.
Humans are the real world equivalent of enemies that slowly follow you, we can't outrun predators, but ancient humans just ran animals to death.

You fucker

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user, do you flush down your tampons?

>tfw this still works
Followed a deer through the woods until it finally gave up and laid down on the ground. Gave it some sugar cubes and an apple and it stayed put until I left.

Did you pat its head? Did it make any noise?

Why are fish so autistic?

Even the Lion's look Chinese in China.

Fingered his asshole. He remained quiet.

reminds me of when I went to the Denver zoo and my uncle threw a snowball at a polar bear to wake it up

OK wiseguy. Now go and climb down if you can.

True I was thinking of the animal as the pursuer, still 'best' distance runner is ridiculous compared to horses and ostriches and things like that.

>PC Summons Dire Cock.webm

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I touched its head a bit and it kept making some really weird sad sounds. The kinda shit you'd make when its like "hurry up and get it over with"

Chinese have a bad history of kings in zoos
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_Wanrong
>Wanrong, because she was the former empress, was put on display in the jail as if she was in a zoo, and people came from miles around to watch her.[11] During this time, Wanrong hallucinated being the empress in the Forbidden City again; in one incident, she spoke in a commanding tone to the prison guards, who laughed at her in response. In her delirium, she demanded more opium, asked for imaginary servants to bring her clothing, food and a bath, and most poignantly of all screamed over and over again she missed her murdered baby daughter.[12] The general hatred for Puyi meant that none had any sympathy for Wanrong, who was seen as another Japanese collaborator, and a guard told Lady Saga that "this one won't last", making it a waste of time feeding her.[13]

>After Saga was separated from her, Wanrong died in prison at the age of 39 on June 20, 1946 from the effects of malnutrition and opium withdrawal in a pool of her own bodily fluids.[13] Her place of burial is unknown. Some said she was wrapped in a piece of cloth and discarded in the hills north of Yanji while others claimed that she was buried in the south of Yanji. Her remains were never found.

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>LONDONers on my 4channel
I doubt it

Boston Dynamics sure outdid themselves this time.

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Lads, how to I achieve this level of comf?

F

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>crummy sugar cubes
You should've fetched him a pail of water.

Hey, no complaining. I saw the son of a bitch in my yard eating my fig trees and decided I wanted to follow him in the woods for a few hours. He's lucky he didnt get a bullet in him because it's out of season

It's unironically funny when an american boomer does it though.

This is the most Russian webm I've seen today

which one is the ape?

he made it

That fucking filename

kazooie?

>enemies can mimic your actions
youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ&t=29s

>npcs loot your items if you leave them unattended

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have you seen any zombie deers?

HOLY...

no? What's that?

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Seen it to many times, I can only see snow now.

>we have acquired electricity

>ONII-CHAN MATE!!

Chronic wasting disease. Basically the deer only try to eat shit and starve themselves to death. A few deer bodies have been found in porta potties

fuck off kemonobrony

>sekiro.webm

SNIFFFFFFFFF

Not titled Incelephant

Wait a sec....

>So what if I was AFK, THAT WAS MY KILL

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>its real
That's fucking horrible! Why does this even exist

>drakengard

>npcs turn hostile to trespassers

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Bro. Do you mind? I'm trying not to jerk off today.

this elephant clearly has a scat fetish

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Because god saw how good you outta woods anons had it so he decided to troll you all a little.

is this quicksand

Nature is unnecessarily cruel and evil. Anything we can do to destroy it is a noble thing.

We were living in trees when they met us, they taught us each in turn,
That Water would certainly wet us, just as Fire would certainly burn,
But we found them lacking in Uplift, in Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the gorillas, as we followed the March of Mankind.

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Cute!

You can both disappear from existence.

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Why are water fowl so fucking good at intimidation? They've got a decent bite but that's about it so far as natural weapons go, I'd put money on the hawk over the duck if it weren't for the fact that apparently ducks can scare hawks.

TEH REI?!

Poopy babbeh

nice

>elephant on a rampage
>throw a rock at it

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poor thing

based elephants btfoing thots

tentacle porn

>t. butt blasted druid

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Hmm I wonder why, retard.

Seals are just cuddly titties with a head.

Grain silos are extremely dangerous.

Elephants know what's up.

Can't believe they ran away with the camera.

What a Chad

>running over defenseless autistic birds because of muh emu war
Australians are the worst

The WTF reaction is priceless.

it's definitely a tegu, based on the fact that it wants human affection. Also monitors have much pointier heads and thinner tails.

man hes terrible at dodging the birds

is this an australian still mad about losing the emu war?

blaziken irl

Monkeys aren't humans, user

>Oi cunt!
>Worm
>Worm
>My worm
>Nigga i saw it first

>Demo
What?

>enemies are prone to shock damage

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Deep down he knows that no matter how many emus he kills, more will still be fucking his wife.

>/r9k/ is all elephants

Remember to check, though, anons, not all animals need friends. My syrian hamster would literally eat another if he had the chance, including a female.

As a Amerifat I've only seen kangaroos in zoos as a kid. Are they really this fucking aggressive? I always thought they were kinda cute. But if this is what you aussies have to fight off everyday I guess not. What's the fucking wildlife over there?

What the fuck was in that thing?

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He died from a heart attack?

What's in the bottle?

>an unhandled exception occured at memory address 0x00008FC3: "actor.experience(EXPRESSION) returned a null value."
>dog.exe has been terminated.

Where to acquire cute little seal fren?

nerve gas

It was the pressure you idiot

Is doger ok?

How can wH*toids even compete?

Freeze gas

Ha ha you're being retarded on purpose epic.

Nerve gas

>stealth

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No, dog is just shocked.

Probably not entirely, poodles and poodle crosses are pretty agile and don't mind standing.

My dog would walk on two legs for up to a minute if you hold a toy up. Little bastard got wise to me and sits down now.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

what did he mean by this

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this is fucking great

I guess you could say things really wan rong.

must be hard controlling the snek body

user are you ok?

>new dino crisis

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>OY CUNT WE'RE FULL
kek based.

Ha ha you're saying something that has been said countless times before and you're looking for a reaction from others because you have nothing better to do with your life epic my zoomer friend simply epic.

they're practically helpless on land, and only leave the water to avoid hypothermia
once any predator has them in its sights, life is basically over for any seal that can't get to water in time

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>Go to Australia
>gets kicked

Elephants are too smart, we need to end them before they end us

Here's the combat log:
>Dog attacks Orange Container with tackle, but the attack was blocked.
>Dog attacks Orange Container with tackle, but the attack was blocked.
>Dog cries for help!
>Cameraman attacks Orange Container with kick. Orange Container is struck for 2 damage.
>Orange Container begins to pressurize!
>Dog attacks Orange Container Dog cannot animation cancel: the ability cannot be interrupted Dog cannot animation cancel: the ability cannot be interrupted tackle, but the attack Dog cannot animation cancel: the ability cannot be interrupted was blocked.
>Dog can not animation cancel: the ability cannot be interrupted.
>Orange Container self destructs!
>Dog is struck by the shockwave and takes 1,894 nonlethal sonic damage.
>Dog is stunned!
>Would you like to view the last moments before your death? [y/n]

you realise they are quite close to us in look, and that animals still have emotions right?

Duck to avoid danger

OUT-DUCKING-SKILLED

You are not okay, user. What's bothering you?

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kys

Uhh yeah not that much really. But i'm sure you also think taking out the trash requires "extreme mental fortitude" huh?

Shut the fuck up.

>you realise they are quite close to us in look
Speak for yourself you nigger

>you have nothing better to do with your life
Friend you are on 4channel right now

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Ha ha yet another dime a dozen reply from yours truly. Well played little zoomer.

but I like elephants and god likes elephants

>falling over 5 times in a row
Fucking RNG.

I'm talking about to not even naturally look down at it you fucking mongoloid bitch.

>Snake Pass.webm

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Post the image describing female dolphins. I can't find it.

No, we should educate them and use them for data storage.

Thanks man I appreciate it, now take your meds

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Shit out a billionX more babies than the competition and you'll eventually get enough geniuses to turn the tide by pure chance.

with our ability to sweat we will always catch up sooner or later

This retarded dog is trying to bury his snack with water lmao

Wheres the rabbits at?

Why are you pretending to understand what the dog is trying to accomplish?

it made itself a bed out of itself

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Animals can't evacuate heat like we do, they have to go to a complete stop while we can sweat most of it away, effectively giving us a much longer time to run.

>trashcan next to the shitter
>not a first-world-country
el oh el

and all they need to survive is to be lazy

>pige
>doggo
Stop, reddit.

I'm not posting my rabbits for some namefag. Begone

No it is dummy. They beat the shit out of it for it to talk like that.

>that filename

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You cheeky nigger

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yes and our farts provide extra propulsion, allowing us to build up additional momentum from waste-gas.

Oh lel I left the thread name in for the game I started a thread for

@479065730
@479065424
go derail somewhere else, fuckhead

That's an omen for sure

Now tell them about the rape caves, dolphy

Me on the stairs

Why do you think India claim they'll have a space program by 2020?

>Enemy AI works together

Doors of Farross

Hunting probably.

BASED

Stop playing Sonic Adventure, just stop.

it works against cats

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gamefreak couldn't even come up with a better one than this.

Jamie, pull up that video of the chimp smoking a bong

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These strange insights into how animals understand not only their environment but other kinds of animals are fascinating. It's not surprising that a dog would know that a fish lives in water, but it is surprising that the dog would understand that a dying fish needs to be IN water.

No evidence of that

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It works against humans too. Most videos i see the guy always pussies out

>gooby peas.webm

>smart enough to know when prey is too big for you
>not smart enough to not engage in the first place

How quickly the tide turns.

their bites fucking hurt too.
My cat also gets BTFO by hurt rats he catches regularly

youtube.com/watch?v=UIOsJB09VyI

i like you.

>Brawl.webm

that's because fleeing is a natural response toward aggression.
Just as fighting is, depend on the person.
I know i'd flee, don't wanna get infected by mega-aids or something it got

Most people are more bark than bite. The loudest are always the ones to back down the quickest when shit gets real.

Chinese insects.

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KISAMA

>@

>Brazilians
Of course

Yes there is. There was a video on it. Just like google it man.

fuck off to twitter

>skate 3 clipping

>giving (you)'s to a shitposter

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Definitely deserved it.

dem neck muscles
not even kidding, a goose can snap your leg like a twig if it can get its neck wrapped around it

Are you seriously comparing a dog that want it's toy to one that get teached to walk on it's hindlegs?
guess what, their body ain't made for that shit

i love how you can say this about animals but if you try to tell other humans what causes their anxiety all they want is the pills that make it feel better

nigga just get some friends lmao socialize

they live in environment with little other species so no, they don't have a "stranger danger" instinct, which is how they were nearly killed to extinction for their fur. You can literally just slaughter one in the middle of the colony and the others will juts watch.

This whole thread is shitpost

Fucking retards. There are no "dolphin rape caves". It's all made up by retards like you people to care people away from dolphins. I mean, why would we even have rape caves?

i'll give (you)s' to whoever the fuck i want, thank you very much

yeah but it can happen, and the best solution is just fly away at speed and the natural drag kills the spin.

people don't want to make their life better, they want to reduce their sadness.