DONATE BLOOD = GET CODE VEIN FOR FREE

in the euro wastelands, they give you a movie ticket and if you do it enough you'll get a nice bonus to your monthly pension in like 30 years.
way better than weebshit, in my opinion

>tfw not allowed to give blood for multiple reasons
fucking discrimination is what it is

>donate blood
>lose blood permanently
>body can't produce blood
>die of blood loss

nice idea retard

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Faggot

lmao you got HIV?

>(((American Red Cross)))

No one wants your aids blood bro lol

Not yet.

But homosexuals aren't allowed to donate blood so therefore Codevein is homophobic!

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I can't use mine, it's 90% proof

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Good thing Trannies can't donate blood

Is it because you're black? Cause I sure don't want any nignog blood in my body.

I donate blood regulary, because my mom has a rare illness that requires regular transfusions

Don't mind me, just pirating this blood.

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90% proof
You give up drinking for lent or what Eddie?

you cant sell blood in usa because we have laws against selling body parts (cue ancap screeching)
you can sell plasma because it's the liquid without the blood cells, when i used to do it I'd have to go 2x a week to get $70, total for the week

We can't even sell plasma in my country despite that being the most needed commodity by the transfusion centres. The government is worried that if monetary gains are placed it will just encourage the poor to sell their bodies for drugs, and even ideas like "what if we gave away vouchers for food or entertainment" get nixed due to hardcore conservative religious elements who are morally against anything other than faith healing.

Any more locations, or is it only in commiefornia?

Make your own jokes retard

Only for the US? Fuck

Why does this seem like it should be illegal?

Because you're not a libertarian?

>encouraging people to donate blood and possibly save a life should be illegal
?????

I think it's a good idea to get people to donate blood.

>Red Cross
Not like it's going to a good cause anyway

Are you a jew?

You can copy bloodcells with your mouth? That's awesome!

Are you fucking high retard?

I don't know much about american organizations, what's the deal here?

Tru nuff.

>American Red Cross
lol and mutts say they're not living in 3rd world country

>California
There's the problem. If anything they may lose donations because of how many people there would protest them giving away such a 'problematic' game.

>have been donating blood for free when I could have been getting vidya for it

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you can buy youngsters blood for half price, isn't that great?

I never thought about donating blood for vidya but my body is full of valium for at least another 120hrs

I don't donate blood and I'm not an organ donor because I know that it'll just end up in some faggot or roastie or other person I dislike.

>For free
Retard. Go to a donation center, they pay you a couple hundred bucks to donate.

I don't think they have that where I live

That's actually pretty cool.

t.cuck soiboy

Damn, that sucks. Whenever I need to go buy booze I just go donate some blood/plasma so it doesn't come out of my paycheck.

I don't organ donate because of all the horror stories of doctors cutting peoples lifelines short so they can make bank on your living corpse (coma or brain injury patients)
They already sold most of my foreskin as a baby
FUCK AMERICAN DOCTORS

Go on, elaborate.

I've called every donation center within a reasonable distance (3 hours drive at most). None of them will give me money for my blood or plasma. It sucks because I'd gladly give up some blood for some extra cash.

Thanks for running a promotion that only straight people can take part in, Bamco. I guess us silly LGBT people have to pay full price no matter what.

I know it's not directly their fault that the donation rules don't allow LGBT people but still, they should have thought of this. They're indirectly screwing over everyone who isn't straight.

I just donate because my bloodtype is O negative.
Vidya for blood sounds nice though.

>plasma
i know americans are fat but identifying yourself as the Sun is exaggeration

Good.

it really sucks to be gay huh?

>red cross
these the faggots who sue people for using their shitty logo and have the monopoly of blood in our country

Only if the night goes well.

Fun fact: Japan has something similar every year during comiket. They only give out special posters though.

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t. foreskin gobbling oven dodger

Donors in Japan got to see the premiere of Hataraku Saibou before anyone else.

They also did some collaborations with Australian Red Cross.
Suffice to say, I'm a little bit jealous.

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Of course it's in Cali.

Ahem
FUCK CALIFORNIA

dial8

I'm a faggot too, blame manwhores for spreading STDs everywhere not the people who want to avoid getting STDs.

No, it's only for California, which is even worse

If there's a decent enough supply already in your area, they prefer on charitable donations.

Paying for blood means you have a better chance of getting saddled with junkie blood.

Maybe stop being a fag then

Your fault for being an anal whore

Not doing to defend Code Vein, though did you play both demos?

>be me
>already blood donor, been for years
>won’t get code because I won’t live in America.

Fuck

>only set up event in California
>where the cubic fuckload of weebs & Soulsfags would probably buy the game multiple times anyways
>donate blood and get a free copy of Code Vein & HIV
Why couldn’t they pick a couple backwater towns in the USA out to expand a potential marketbase & not run a major health hazard risk?

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Will I get a vampire nurse with big tiddies to do it?

Then pay with your blood!

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>why didn't they go to an irrelevant shithole where no one would show up?

dumb aquaposter

If only it was close to my state or in my state, I would have.

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illegal to sell blood

I will donate, but only if they can guarantee my blood won't go to a streamer.

To save money

Jesus fucking christ this.

>donate blood and have bandage on arm
>you just sell plasma?
>nah donated blood
>how much they pay you?

People don't remember what the word donate means.

Does thsi work in Germany?

Unfortunately I'm a Florida Man with anemia inherited from my mom. Last time I donated blood I got carried out of the mall on a stretcher.

kek

or tranny

Donation of blood is one thing, but do I also have to donate my time? They're getting me coming and going.

>for free
Your paying with your blood, it's not free retard

>free Chuuni Souls
>but you have to shed a pint your own blood in a state that's notorious for infectious diseases
I think I'll just spare myself from contracting HIV and part with 60 bucks instead.

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I want to be dommed by this vampire loli

>tfw blood too shitty to be donated

That siunds fucking dope.

i didnt know they let homos donate blood now

Imagine a world where you could trade blood for vidya and not have to worry about vampires.

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Fucking dope. Literally free money.

Vampires don't exist, don't be silly. Ha. If they did exists they'd be killing each other so rampantly to keep their existence a myth that anyone risking such overt ideas would get killed. Fast.

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I would donate to blood to qt vampire girls

>go to the doctor
>take a blood sample
>get nauseus and almost faint

why the fuck does this happen? my body thinks I'm in danger and panics for some reason?

It's such a pain going to the doctor because of this reaction

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thrall is vampire for cuck

what if they want to knock you out and steal all your blood

Ask your doctor, they'd have a better reason than Yea Forums.

Ask the doctor next time since you're just next to him retard.

Can you rephrase that sentence, I didn't understand it

I have, they just laugh it off, even though I have to lie down and breathe until it calms down. I guess it's a panic attack, but I have no idea why the fuck it happens.

Feeling unwell seeing someone extract your literal life essence isn't really all that uncalled for when you think about it.

>O- blood
>only ever donated blood once in high school
Times you acted like the Joker?

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"thrall" means "cuck" in vampire speak

it's because you're experiencing anxiety. Try to calm yourself down next time you go, user. It's just a simple and harmless procedure.

You really need to see a better doctor then. It's either your panic lowering blood pressure or a major issue. I had a mate who gave blood for 10 years before they learned they were anemic and shouldn't give blood and another that found out they had a congenital heart issue that caused it. Non fatal at the best of times but linked to multiple other health issues. Red Cross should have spotted it, but the blood takers aren't nurses 99% of the time they're trained volunteers so anyone that could say "ho shit, don't take blood from this person, and you get to hospital for a check on X and Y" wasn't present.

I don't even know my blood group.

Which vampire lore are we talking about, VTM vampire lore where people get addicted to getting sucked? I think your right in that unless you get sucked by the toreadors at least from the main vamp clans.
If we are talking to Jap doujin lore vampires can also get nourishment from semen in half of them so if they suck your dick I don't think that's getting cucked. Also most of the time the vampires in those are pretty attachable and don't suck/fuck with other humans.

aqua feet

I try to breathe the best I can when I'm there, it kinda builds up until I puke unless I lie down.

>3 days until release

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>O-
>Never donated

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>still don't get my key
ima die

Such is life friendo.

>Yuripel will never sequester you away to live out your days as an immortal dildo

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>donate once in high school to get out of class
>Red Cross never stops contacting me
Blood donation drives are ran by vamps I just know it. One got a taste and keeps putting me on the list.

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hot

This, I will only donate my blood if it is taken by and goes to a qt vampire girl.

let me guess, you're a white male?

Stop being gay

Maybe bring something to distract you while you're waiting at the doctor's if you don't do that already? Drinking water is also important (but no more than usual).
If you still feel ill, be sure to tell the doc, they'll help you out. It's not weird to feel anxiety before a procedure at all, so don't feel ashamed about it. Good luck next time, user!

99% of Yea Forums is white men lol

this but only if I get to meet her

and 99% of Yea Forums are pathetic weak pieces of shit that faint at the sight of their own blood

>Donating blood
>for free
Yes. I believe that's how that works

i have O- blood
does that make me fit for 2 copies?

He does it for free.

underrated

>pirate the game
>get Code Vein for free
Heh, and I don't even have to give blood to niggers.

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are you married or what?

Druggies' blood is not desirable.

Does this apply only to homos or to lesbians too.

Don't be a fag then.

no they just tell you that you're a very special boy and ask you to definitely come next time
at least that's how it goes with me

>California
yeah... that's gonna be a big nope from me senpai

Tell your community to stop fucking themselves in the ass without condoms then.

I feel you fellow Anemicbro

yea but see you in 3+ months
lmao

It's morally wrong to not donate blood if you can and you're able.

>The 27th
But Steam says it comes out on the 26th...

It would be if you could trust the Red Cross and the hospitals taking it.

I actually wanted to do this but when I went to the site it said there was no more appointments available

consolebabs
steam is local time zone so you can play on the 26th with vpn

but what if a gay gets it
what if it's sold for research

I'll wait to have all the DLCs, the update, the patches, and your betatesting.

I'm a patient man.

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>at doctor
>feel faint at doctor when blood sample is taken
>ask random af anons on a mongolian bamboo carving image board instead of the fucking doctor

Dumb tattooed retard

As I said, the doctor just laughed it off.

>to not do good is bad
Why aren't you working to get more money and give that money to people that need it then, you hypocrite? You're immoral to post here instead.

I need more of this slut

luckily I care about none of that
day 1 finding out secrets & builds while shitposting in here is worth €35 any day

But that's exactly what I do, I give my money to people who need it in exchange for goods and services.

What kind of game they'll give you if you donate sperm?

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>A relative of mine was in the hospital
>The nurses told me to donate blood
>Never did

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Obviously it's a marketing event by Namco so the number of keys are going to be limited.
Red Cross couldn't cover a $60 game out of just the money they get for the blood.

They can but they don't want to since they aren't a charity.

I actually live right by San Diego so I might do this lol
i love to btfo flyover losers for any reason.

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i have fear of fainting and i live in shitskin land

>be O neg master race
>get talked into giving my blood a few years ago
>go to the donation center
>ask about how it works, where the blood goes, etc
>they tell me that they need more O- blood because we have lots of ""migrants"" that don't even know what a blood type is and are often injured
>i realize that if i gave my blood, it would end up in some shitskin's body so that he could make more crimes and invade my country
>i say that i changed my mind
>got the fuck out, and never went back

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>Buy copy of Borderlands 3
>Get a complementary vasectomy

okay well yeah, that's what i meant

I tried to donate blood once but they told me to fuck off because I had a runny nose

IRL lore, you retard. Nobody cares about your cringey games and porn comics. This is the real world, baby. Live up, learn up, improve yourself or get the fuck out.

imagine actually caring about this shitty world lmao

i'm pretty sure no hospital would just take your word for it when they need to know your blood type
plus lots of people are in no position to tell their blood group when they get to the hospital

sounds like bullshit the nurse cooked up because she thought you'd like it
at least i hope it's bullshit, i'm O- too and i'd feel pretty bad if i knew my blood went to some sand nig

irl lore they just got succ'd dry or turned into bath water, I guess you could say being killed is getting cucked kinda?

>not awakening your blood when it's inside other people and controlling them
idiot

I'd imagine they pay money if your blood is that one rare type that's compatible with everyone else's.

>having slut blood
lmao

Reminder donating blood actually shortens your lifespan
Reminder the elite receive blood transfusions from toddlers because they belive young blood will grant them longer life
>giving your blood away for free
i shiggy diggy

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wow they are really going all in on copying Bloodborne huh

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>Reminder the elite receive blood transfusions from toddlers because they belive young blood will grant them longer life
Elizabeth did it better

what do i get for donating semen?

>give dit blod
i realize the "dit" part probably means "yours" but it still reads like an article from BBC's ebonics language programme

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>Reminder donating blood actually shortens your lifespan
brb donating a fuckton of blood.

>Donate blood
>Io becomes your gf

>donate 2 liters at once
>lifespan cut to zero
wow it really works

succubus game

>It's morally wrong to not donate blood if you can and you're able.
It's a ponzi scheme run by vampires you won't trick me

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>cover your arms with track marks for 35 dollars a pop and make yourself exhausted as a result

>fucking dope

>donate your blood to get a crappy game

YOU WANT TO DIE FASTER?

>It's a ponzi scheme run by vampires you won't trick me
Sound like the VTMB2 ARG that had a vampire-run instagram/snapchat thing

Blood donation is the only thing Red Cross does right but they use that success to trick people into thinking they do other things right and get billions in funding thanks to their brand name.

Io is already my wife

be the change you want to see

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I'd do this if it was closer to me. The drive there would take an hour one way so the entire trip's gas cost would exceed the amount the game itself costs and make the entire thing pointless.

>2 hours of driving cost more than 60$
really

holy fuck this is beyond scummy

I'm O Negative. I'm going to need some real capital if you want my sacred blood.

Based and redpilled.

>Not accounting for town travel, traffic, nor possible additional stops
If I could just drive by donate I'd do it but it just won't be worth doing as is.

That's it, I'm becoming Jehova's witness and refusing blood transfusions.

>that nose
>that star of david necklace
Every time.

I don't have a car and I'm not american so it was a legitimate question, didn't know it was so expensive.

>only in California
They should have made this a nationwide deal.

>weigh below 110 pounds
what?

Not him but aside from STD's, you can't donate blood for any of these reasons:
1. You've had recent piercings or tattoos, stuff like this can lead to hepatitis and staff infections
2. You're sick with a cold or flu or any contagious viral infections, can't have you spreading that shit to other people
3. You're were on antibiotic treatment recently because of a bacterial infection
4. You weigh below 110 pounds, you might pass out or even die from getting blood drawn
5. You must be decently tall too for same reasons as above, men need to be about 5" feet or taller and women about 5'6' or taller
6. Your blood pressure is too high or too low
7. If you're one of those anti-vaxxers that has actually never been vaccinated, you might be turned away from donating blood.

he's a poor excuse of a Jew though, they aren't supposed to fall for the propaganda they spew

Yeah I just corrected that, you need to weigh 110 pounds or above to donate blood

Was it in America that they once let a bunch of gay people donate without restrictions and they ended up with a bunch of AIDS cases because of tainted blood that led to lawsuits? Or was it somewhere else? I think that's why they have so many restrictions now.

>tfw getting my end of the month bonus and get 120 bucks to read e-books for 4 hours
the neet life got a whole lot better since I started doing this
it's literally a single dot on one arm retard

>tricking degenerates into doing something good for society
based

how do you weigh currency

pretty sure he's just a dick sucking faggot, he wouldn't be complaining about discrimination otherwise

>must be 5'
when will they ever learn

>implying the "people" playing this go outside

>Donate blood in europe
>they give you a soda can and a sandwich
>Donate blood in america
>they give you video games
IS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>Does the Red Cross really sell our blood?
>Yes. All the centers that supply blood for transfusions—whether they’re part of the American Red Cross or not—sell their products to cover operating expenses. Local hospitals work out contracts with regional suppliers or their local Red Cross facility. In general, they’ll work with a single vendor, but they may shop around a bit to find the best prices. Regional suppliers provide about half the nation’s blood supply, and the Red Cross kicks in 45 percent. Hospitals generate the remaining 5 percent through their own blood drives.

slate.com/news-and-politics/2006/09/does-the-red-cross-sell-blood.html

>Yea Forums opposses blood donation.
Do you have to be a contrarian in every aspect of life?

>donate literally one time in the past
>find out im O Negative
>now i constantly get mail and emails from blood center
leave me alone you fucking vampires

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>and get 120 bucks to read e-books for 4 hours
elaborate

I already donate blood every 6 months, don't tell me you guys don't? How about thinking about someone else for once in your life?

>give blood for free
>fuckers get a profit
lmao

You don't understand.
YOU aren't allowed to sell your blood.
Corporations, including hospitals, are allowed to buy and sell whatever they want.

It's not entirely bullshit since in hospitals when somebody needs an urgent transfusion and they don't know his blood type they always use O-. That's why O- blood is so valuable.

In America, we often use the word pound when measuring body weight

i used to be a blood donor and then i read about how shit works and how low the chances of my blood actually getting to an injured person are
i'll donate if a hospital sets up a station after a mass accident

But something something the Joos and Sjws something something.

>fat people are worth more
make sense

black people btfo

>donating blood
Yikes... you do know your blood is never used to save a life? donating blood is like giving to charity, its a kike scam

that's actually pretty cool. getting people out for what they think is a good cause.

Cute godess feet

if you're dying from a meteorite that falls through your skull, you will be happy to take this woman's blood and you know it

>Give blood regularly for the past 5 years because I'm not a scumbag like you
>Can't get a free game out of it because my next donation date is in Oct
The nice guys are truly the most oppressed.

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Need help ? Just give a call.

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A pozzed neghole and a free copy of Borderlands 3.

>you do know your blood is never used to save a life
proof?

they sell your blood to hospitals

I'm a tranny that has donated blood ask me anything

What blood are they using to save lives, then ?

obviously, but if you're in a non-life threatening situation, they'd take a sample to determine your blood type. nobody would risk you dying because you misremembered your blood type
the argument that they need more O- blood because migrants don't know their blood type is stupid

>Go to donate blood
>"Did you have sex in the last six months?"

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go. back. to. fucking. reddit.

>gave blood ONCE in university
>O RH NEG master race
>been years and somehow they still track me down asking for more blood even though I've moved twice and gotten a new cell number

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Do they turn you away if you say yes, or if you say no?

They give you deluxe edition if your a virgin

I don't think it would help me in that specific case.
Also
>woman

shit, meant for

Donating blood should just be made legally mandatory. Forcing people to do things is the only way shit gets done.

You get weird stares if you say no.

phew
in my country they only ask if you had homosex / unprotected sex

Yeah obviously but it's part true.

donated blood is used for jewish vampiric activities, if anyone needs blood ASAP they just grab a random patient and drain them or go to the nearest gay bar and ask some poz guys for donations

Wait, they don't test people's blood before they transfuse it to another person?

>having blood to give is reddit now
I wish I had that comic strip of some queer glorifying having STDs so I can use it to describe you

They ask more questions if you say yes and say good if you say no. It's to check for risk of STD's.

Your word is enough for them.

>go to plasma clinic
>read on my phone the entire time
>only time I have to stop is to take a quick questionnaire and blood test
>takes about 2 hours total
>make 350 a month to go in twice a week
been working through the witcher books life is good lads

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>Yea Forums medical & medicine board

they do, but the questionnaire makes the process faster

Of course they do, but if you say you're a faggot or had unprotected sex they won't even bother taking a sample.

>Donating blood should just be made legally mandatory. Forcing people to do things is the only way shit gets done.

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Looks like in US the rarest type of blood is AB-, while O+ is the most common.
They should give DLC free content too to the AB- ones if you ask me

Isn’t this LITERALLY trading your blood like a currency for a video?

Yes, so what?
Is giving it away to greedy """""non"""""-profits for free better?

Who /powerful/ master race here?

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can i do this if i smoked multple g's of weed last week?

how do I find out my blood type?

We can't have an actual medicine board because people here will either try to get you to drink bleach or purchase snake oil. And yes, there are kids and retards here who would actually fall for it.

They paid you 60$ usually for your blood in america, user.

I donated blood and the red cross give me an ID with my blood type in it.
That or private test asking for also giving your blood type in the results

>powerful
>can only receive blood from A- or O-
The most powerful blood is AB+.

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Just lie and say you're het. That's what I do. It's not like they're gonna run a Gay Test.

I recently fucked a hooker, I'm taking anti hair loss medication, and I've had another man's penis inside me this year... so they won't accept my blood.

Being good enough for the red cross is only for the elite.

I'm not falling for your tricks again vampires.

So you're an AIDS ridden, malnourished, anemic manlet that just got a tattoo after getting your tuberculosis medication with your anti-vax mom?

maybe if they said the illegal migrants often suffer life threatening injuries and they need O- for that, i'd believe it
o wait i wouldn't, i know for a fact those niggers don't have to walk more than three kilometers from Goatfuck, Afghanistan to the EU border and they're cared for by NGOs every step of the way

>Others have been lured away by money. Trading in blood is illegal under Chinese law, but “black” collection and supply agencies still exist. According to Xie, 400 cc of rhesus negative blood can fetch more than 20,000 yuan ($2,900) on the black market.
Epic Store can make a big deal with this

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

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>powerful
A- is the least desirable. They say powerful to make you feel good but the other blood types have better descriptions. Look up O-. Those niggers are the fucking gods of blood donation.

>Red Cross
No thanks, I'd rather give my valuable blood to some other thing.

stop larping

>Don't be a degenerate
>Elites only

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Based doctor btfoing weebs.

afraid of a little prick babby?

gib link, now i'm curious

No, I'm not scared of you.

Like me.

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>not wanting to donate your blood to qt vampire lolis
pleb

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BTFOOOOOOOO

Is there anything more intimate than having your blood be inside someone else's veins?

cute aqua thighs

>carterbloodcare.org/blood-facts/blood-types/
they are shitty facts tho

ThingsThatNeverHappened.jpg

AB+ is the sluttiest of blood types

I sold Plasma once because they were giving 100 a pop, never again I felt sluggish for a week and the next month got a sinus infection.

Maybe I'd donate blood since I can get a paid day off work

>oi donate some blood and get ya selves a free copy of madden m8

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>manlets don't even have enough blood to spare

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Cute wet shoulders

Don't fuck hookers

I'd rather a vampire mommy

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This thread made me register as a donor even though I won't get anything for it where I am
Thank you

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how do I find vampire lolis to donate blood to

They find you.

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>Be AB+
>Can take any blood I want
Who /Dracula/ here?

Thanks for the blood. I assure you it will be used to save lives.

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Dumb vampire shill

in gensokyo

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how long do i have to wait

>carterbloodcare.org/blood-facts/blood-types/
So basically O- is chads only. Givers not takers. You cannot be a faggot or a woman and be O-.

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>blood
F

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>giving
cuck tier
>taking
based tier

fag alert
taking a cock is never based

Taking is only based when I'm the taker.

it's based if u take your cock and shove it someone else

soo giving... right?

but then you also give blowjobs so that's not based

KEK!
There is absolutely nothing significant about A- so they called it "Powerful". You are the equivalent of getting a gold star just for attending because they don't want you to feel left out.

but mom says i'm powerful

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you know what would be a good idea, pc demo, pc contests, no streamer copies

Why are fags so entitled?

woah, all you have to do is spend $1000+ dollars to go to TwitchCon

It would be cool if queer people would stop transmitting aids too. How about we start there?

Based

>all of the nossie NEETblud shills posting in this thread
I'm onto you fags.

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It's easier to just donate plasma and get cash

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Because no straight person has ever gotten aids, ever.

>donate the blood
>sell the game
Massive profit. What's not to like?

>Because no straight person has ever gotten aids, ever
It's like a 3% chance to get aids from straight sex you faggot

Correct

no retard it's 0% chance unless u fuck someone with aids

>tfw shitting blood
can i dontate that too?

What if I weigh 450 pounds?

That's one of the most scummy practices on earth. Donations should be done free. This is the kind of shit that inflates the medical care prices in the US

Far, far less than homosexuals

In the UK they don't pay for blood donations, the NHS always has a blood shortage because of it
Why would I give my blood away for free?

Not true. Almost half of the cases of HIV occurred in people who are straight, bisexual or another sexuality that isn't gay.

but i can get $80 for donating plasma
that can buy me the game AND snacks

cause there's more straight people

dont kid yourself you're just a faggot and nobody wants your aids blood fucking sodomite freak

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Stop getting cummed in the ass, faggot.

Why are you quoting me with that?

>bi people have sex with both men and women
wow interesting statistic you brought up

>pc demo
let just admit we are second bitch with these things and hope we get a good port

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That's not a solution.

>treat pc players like shit
>pc sells like shit
nice one bamco

>Big tiddy waifu who is devoted to you
>Prevents gays from playing it
Is Code Vein, dare I say it, based?

Here's a solution for you

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They tell you to fuck off with your fat blood
They don't want other's to have a stroke because of your blood

"donate"

you're paying for it in blood

I can't believe it Yea Forums, we were the Hitman: Blood Money™ all along.

youtu.be/kP93s--bv3A

can I donate my man juices instead?

Haha, they could be collecting other fluids. Haha.

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>donate 100mL of semen and get a copy of Koikatsu Party!

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pee?

Every other month I walk 15mn to the nearest hospital to give some blood, watch TV and eat the free food they give. Its comfy

>implying anyone would want your niggertits fluids

Whose blood?

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>give some blood, watch TV and eat the free food they give
I go to my grandma for that

>So how much blood do you need, doc?
>Oh about a game's worth
>Oh, oka-
>Plus DLC
>TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF

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Its an autonomic response
Your body thinks you might bleed out so it makes you faint/lay down

>Bisexual
>Not gay

I want a vampire to bite my peepee as I coom

That's right. Given that I am bisexual, I'm pretty sure I know more about it than you.

You fuck dudes, that makes you gay

I fuck women, that makes me straight. Right?

Using your logic it does. Does this mean that I'm constantly changing between gay and straight depending on who I last fucked?

Imagine donating blood so people could profit and sell it so old pedophiles can inject it in their veins

my country suffer a big blood donor deficient yet we still do not receive shit like this

No, if you have fucked a man you are gay

>purifies the alcohol into water
nice job retard

Maybe those things are related.

>Fucking men isn't gay
It is retard

This.

Remember that time redcross got a huge. Supply of dosh to build houses in haiti and only built one house

you know the average black person straight or gay is more likely to have AIDS than the most at risk non-black groups, right?

I used to donate blood then I realized the likelihood that my blood was going to be used to help a Democrat was extremely high and I stopped

HAH AIDSZ

No if you fucked a guy you're a faggot.

Faggot

My friends say that donating your blood is actually healthy for you.
Is it true?

You friend gets lobbied by big blood to get you to donate. Jokes on you

No he is a vampire or a retard, blood donators literally have a shorter lifespan, rich old elites pay for blood transfusions from children to elongate their lives
>b-but donating blood means your body has to make new blood which is good for you because vampires told me so
Do you really think donating your blood, your life force is beneficial to you in anyway?

lol is that true?

What cunt?

I'd imagine only if you test positive for something.

So what is fucking women, then? Because I do that too.

You're gay and straight, hence bisexual. For some reason though you keep trying to drop the gay part.

Is your grandma a vampire

>This nigger trying to argue bifags arent faggots
You are a gay

>You're gay and straight, hence bisexual

Which is what I claimed in the original post. Then other people started calling me gay.

Well yeah, you do gay shit.

>Then other people started calling me gay.

>I have gay sex but I'm straight so I should be allowed to donate blood

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I have never once claimed to be straight. I'm glad that I'm not as it's one less thing that I have in common with you.

Suck a dick faggot

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Could they actually do this? I never thought they could do it for blood donations either until I saw this thread.

>9 hour drive
Is it worth it bros?

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I will once my bf gets back. You got a problem with that?

I know a meth junkie that donated blood monthly to get more for his fix.

Consuming someone's soul.

Annoying brat.

Truly the penultimate goy.

>has a BF
>"I'm not gay"

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Never been desperate enough to donate plasma. I don't trust all the trash that go in there to donate to get their drug and booze money. I'd rather avoid getting stabbed with anything as much as possible.

I'm not though. He is, but I'm not.

I've had girlfriends in the past. Unlike you.

Darn, only A-.

You live in Florida or something?

Ration out your gas user. It might be cheaper just to buy the game.

you are gay. the fact that you're also heterosexual on the side has nothing to do with the scientific fact that you are gay. faggot

That "meth junkie" has saved more lives and contributed to humanity more than most of us in this thread.

Shut the fuck up homo

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>I'm not gay I just like sucking dick is all

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That's not how it works, dumb fuck. You can't have more than one sexuality.

Homo only applies to those who are homosexual and therefore only find their own gender attractive. This does not apply to me as I've said many times now.

underrated

>laws against selling body parts
>when kikes literally sell freshly mutilated baby foreskins
lol

I'm a little bit bisexual but I'm a massive virgin so they'll never know!
But I live two states away so whatever

Whatever, homo.

I'm fine unless I look at the blood coming out. It doesn't hurt but if I see my vital juices flooding out into a bag it gets to me.

Your made up definition of homosexuality does not matter
If you fucked a man you are gay, it's like virginity, you can't ungay yourself anymore than you can revirgin yourself

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>tfw I donated blood to a big Titted chubby girl from college
>technically it means that she now has my vital liquid inside of here
Does that count as losing my virginity?

Ask for a snack. My place always gave me one of those little quaker oats bars after my blood tests.

>retards are willing to shorten and reduce the quality of their life permanently to save $69.99

I'm no more homo than you are.

Didnt the sign up max out yesterday? I wonder if I shouls take some fri3nds if its not

My "made up" definition of homosexuality is literally THE definition of it. Objectively.

It's not open for interpretation.

>he wants to suffer longer
Okay

Because these idiots still dont realize its a global biometric gathering scam, even with (((Microsoft))) trying to force the xbone on everyone with a mandatory camera that would not operate unless someone was sitting in front of it and staring directly into the camera people still dont see what "they" are up to

I don't suck dicks so yes, you are. Now leave this place homo

>he says on a video game discussion board
We've already decided we want to waste our lives user.

I went to give blood and fainted before I even saw the needle. I didn't even think I was that nervous, it's like my body is an even bigger pussy than I am.

Bro I've shortened and reduced the quality of my life for far, far less.

I wasn't saying that you are homo, dumb dumb. I was saying that we're both equally NOT homosexual.

>a guy rapes you
I guess that would mean Ur gay

>got sent to a mental facility because of severe anxiety at 16
>the people there took my blood every day and never gave a straight answer as to why
>let me out a week later

This thread reminded me of that. I'm still not sure what the absolute fuck that was all about.

You suck dicks and i don't. That makes you more homo than me

Imagine if you could donate it anywhere in the world and still get a copy.

They do, but it's expensive, so it's cheaper to filter those that answer positively to stuff that says the blood will be shitty.
Like being gay.

I eat pussy and you don't. That makes me more straight than you.

Do we really need to go around in circles with this shit? Why can't you just accept that I'm not gay or straight?

The global elite probably just wanted to use your young blood to try and revere aging

>i eat pussy
No you don't, homo

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>you can't ungay yourself anymore than you can revirgin yourself
I think the pope actually can and has before

Well I guess you're technically right since I used present tense. I should have said I ate pussy before I got into my current relationship with my bf.

But still my overall point is relevant.

oh shit i live in san diego

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>beat first boss in demo
>get taken to hub
>guy gives me new blood thingy and tells me that the vendors have stock now and I should talk to them
>talk to both and they still say they have no stock
>guy still says to talk to them

What a weird way to end a demo. I thought the game was glitched at first.

You're too late brother

That isn't supposed to be happening.

>no DEX weapons other than generic 1h swords
Fucking dropped

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Are you sure? I briefly looked it up earlier and saw a post saying that's where the demo ends.

Alright, so let's ban niggers too

That's where the demo STORY ends; you're supposed to get a Thank You For Playing screen and then you can get back in and do the extra content in the demo; two dungeons and a few more blood codes.

Did you get the "thank you for playing, now buy our game" screen?

>you're supposed to get a Thank You For Playing screen

When was that supposed to appear? I never got it.

You niggers need to eat a HEALTHY MEAL and drink water before AND after you donate to recoup the loss of those cells so your body doesn't have to work as hard to reproduce them.

You probably weren't paying attention when the nurse(s) told you that exact info even handing you a booklet with said info during the intro process. Go buy a bunch of eggs, avacados and sports drinks with all that blood money. Fucking retards.

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i dont know if its true but they probably have HIV so why bother taking the time to test their blood

>Go to clinic
>I-i'm here to donate my cu- er.. blood for the free game or something
>Of course take a number and sit down
>T-thanks you too.
>Waiting room stink of unwashed greasy haired neets only there for the game
>Number gets called
>Fumble your fanny pack and poptart shopping
>Get asked for your details and roll your sleeve up
>Pass out before the needle reaches your arm
>Find out when you wake up that there is a bouncer there to support the frail men that have recently been coming in while they work
>Here you are sir, now get some rest you look pale
>I-i always look like this haha..
>Riiight, well have a good one
>O-okay, but what about the g-game.
>You'll receive your game code when you have been accepted after testing
>Get rejected because your blood is 70% monster
>FUCKING BLOODBANKSTOP

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Neither I nor the majority of homosexual people I know have HIV. Stop falling for /pol/tard propaganda.

2 more days. Are you ready for IO's game?

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>Wake up at 4am to run some errands.
>Drive by the blood clinic
>Theres a line like like this around with people that look like the absolute dregs of society.
>Every eager for their $20 or whatever else paltry compensation they get

This is our blood supply? A bunch of fucking willing to get vampired lowlifes?

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After talking to Coco and Rin, and then Louis.

>drinks "sports" drinks
>calls other people retards

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Yep, better hope you don't get in an accident

One time some dipshit quack doctor took a shit ton of blood from me and then told me to walk back down a hallway, I made it half way and nearly fainted. What a retard.

>I'm not gay, I just have sex with men

Kys

My condolences

Ok but I have type 3 diabetes and you'll have to deal with that *cracks open vein*

Who cares, your body produces it for free.

It's factually true. Some men who have sex with men are gay but I'm not one of them.

Bisexuality exists. I'm not sure why you're so hellbent on denying that.

Based

>used to donate plasma
>center always had long ass lines and smelt of piss and alcohol
>workers treated you like shit
>donate blood to red cross
>run exclusively by sweet old ladies
>they chat you up and give you juice and cookies at the end
Not sure why donating blood is seen as such a big deal since it's such a painless process. Blood (Or at least my blood) comes back super quick so it's not like you'll be taking a hit.

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Damn imagine getting nigger blood and the next day you just want to drink orange soda and commit crimes

It does it for free? Are you saying that my body spends all day working for no monetary compensation whatsoever?

Type O negative Chads, report in!

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Kys

whoa is the preload up?
I better get my key soon then!

Didn't something like that happen in the one of the Batman games?

I got my key from non steam preorder too. So your key might have already arrived.

Kyssy Kyssy cutie!

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actually I just checked and I already got it. based gamebillet having such a good preorder sale already.
47 euros for game + season apss is a steal

this is the reason why they can't donate blood in the first place you dingus

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>tfw no qt vampire gf to suck my blood
Why even live?

Same, wingamestore had it for 37 GBP tho, depending on your conversion that might have been cheaper.

>Uncle needed blood
>Only i have the compatible blood
>Doc starts to collect blood, tells me if i feel anything to let him know
>About halfway through and tell him "I guess i feel a little woozy"
>Doc yanks the needle out of me and tells me the blood i donated is useless

What the fuck, shoudlve fucking told he would abort it if i said anything. I was just being talkative and wasnt in any serious discomfort. Felt like a fucking failure

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Why is time such a slow bitch

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>Donate sperm
>Clinic is full of young, attractive nurses who giggle when you show up and make sex jokes all day

hemophobia

>tfw can't play it before the 1st of next month

lol faggot
>i feel like im gonna collapse but keep sucking my blood out bro
how else do you think he would react?

He literally has to do that. He could be sued if he doesn't.

>Almost half of the cases of HIV occurred in people who are straight, bisexual or another sexuality that isn't gay
so basically hard gays, soft gays and niggers are the one having AIDS

More like Omega-tive lmao

Reporting in. fuck off vampires I'm not donating shit.

reminder that nips see blood type the same way cali girls see the month you were born in

Trust me, you don't actually want a girl like that. I had a gf who was into blood(she told me about how she used to jerk off to her character being covered in blood in Bloodborne) and one day I woke up to slicing my outer arm with a razor because she wanted to drink my blood and didn't think I'd let her if she asked.

twitter.com/CODE_VEIN/status/1176149223802376193

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Bayonets and polearms

Pipe

>tfw no Mia gf

I don't know, the time I donated blood for my grandpa I felt nothing. Maybe a bit lighter but in a good way.
Then again, I had pretty much perfect health and blood pressure.

>but you have to shed a pint your own blood in a state that's notorious for infectious diseases
I don't think you know how autistic blood drives are about the health of the donor

Io tomorrow?

>donate blood and get to die
where is the downside?

How much blood is drawn in a blood drive compared to getting drawn for a physical?

Typically a pint

It's gonna be io getting raped by the queen's knight

YEAH TWO DAYS TO GO IN THE LAND OF THE NIPS
I DON'T LIVE THERE user

>feeling fine
>not even telling myself I'm fine, just feeling fine like fucking normal
>see the needle and get woozy
Fuck you then, fleshbag, what do you even get out of this? Not really a great survival strategy in any kind of scenario.

>Donating your delicious, life-giving blood to help your fellow man in staying alive
>Yea Forums thinks there's some sort of vampire secret society trying to take their blood to prolong their lives and achieve their noble goals

Why would any vampire want the blood of your average Yea Forumsirgin when it's likely to be made up of enough high fructose corn syrup to give them diabeties? And even if vampires exist (protip: we don't), why would they go to such a length as using the red cross as a front to gather the blood of kine to prevent the exposure of their secret society and prevent the eradication of their species? There's much better ways to achieve this, such as running human trafficking rings where the cattle can just dissapear without a trace due to no documentation, or just outright buying the blood using their hundreds of years of influence and business smarts.

For the last time; vampires do not exist and we have never existed. Stop acting paranoid and donate your blood already.

Did they look like girls?
Cause it's not gay then

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Get vasectomy get a Nintendo switch

I would do this since I already have two kids.

tl;dr

If you fuck something with that has had a dick and you have had a dick, it's gay

Some redditor actually did this for an Xbox.

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>bone
Even a wiiu would be better.

uh no
traps aren't gay

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>freely cum inside without ruining your marriage with another kid
>geimu
What's the probl-
>xbox
Oh. Poor dude lost his potency for nothing.

Traps are gayer than fucking normal guys

Only if you exclusively do that. If you also fuck pussies then it'd not gay, it's bi.

Now you're just being silly

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>tfw still waiting for my key
but I least I got 4€ back because they reduced the pre order price

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>Reading comprehension
>Smug.jpg
>Worst girl
Checks. Out.