Your father walks into your room and asks, "Son, why are you playing as a girl?"

What do you do?

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Cuz I like girls unlike you fagit

Call him a fucking nigger and spread my asshole in his face like goatse and start shitting while screaming NIGGER over and over again in an extremely high pitched voice and not stopping for hours until my throat is so fucked up I can't do it anymore then shoot my penis off with a gun

My dad always played as a girl.
When he and my mom got a divorce, he became a tranny.

fpbp

You're supposed to be dead

I have boaner

Why is the fucking dad just standing there staring at it from a few feet away when it's trying to take a picture and he's in the frame

cos boomers think everything they like is cool is everything they dont like is disgusting. its like their soft minds can only function in a binary sense

He came back just to call you gay

Considering that the only games I've ever actually seen my Dad play through to completion are Metroid titles, I am thinking he probably would ask that. Sorry to disappoint, user.

Ask him why this is the first thing he says to me after going to get cigarettes 10 years ago

put on my shoes because he probably needs help hauling shit around outside

*wouldn't ask that. Sorry, just woke up.

>Dad what the fuck, why are you asking me that of all things. where fuck have you been all these years. D-Dad where are you going? Dad?

>a millennial is accusing boomers of this
lmao you are the generation that thinks having different opinions is offensive

his glasses are on his forehead. Hes squinting like that because he can't see what he's looking at.

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kek
based dad

i show him the girls spats crease when she walks

my dad didn't raise a tranny faggot so he'd never catch me playing a female because i don't play females
my dad is based and would beat up all your dads easily

>gen wars
Unapologetically smooth-brained

It'd be hard for my dad to walk into my room when he walked out of my life before I was born.

I have to settle for virtual women because you’ve never taught me how to get a real one, dad.
It’s your fault for treating me like property instead of being a good father.

Girls have different stats

IRL?

why did you make me suck you're peepee when i was six

i know it sounds stupid, but the dwarf male running animation looks really stupid, and i couldnt be bothered to look at it with all the running ill have to do

"why are you in my fucking room?"

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How did you get into my flat dad?

DAD GET OUT IM COOOOOOOOMINNGGGG

my dad thinks playing as a girl is fine, he mained taki in soulcalibur 2

I just realised that the guy cosplaying as Scout is actually a girl

>dad, why did mom leave you

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>his dad plays videogames

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he hasn't touched a video game in several years, he just joined in a few times

"Dad? How did you regain mobility in your legs?"

based

Let him knw he left his glasses somewhere, that is not a girl I am playing as.

suck his cock to defuse the situation

Somebody post the Christmas version

The difference between these two posts is amazing. First post is what second post tried to be but failed miserably. Fist post is simple yet effective and straight to the point. The second is a kid trying to be funny by being ebicly random. Let this be a lesson to all of you.

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>playing DoA as Kasumi
>do her jumping grab, trap opponent between her thighs and kill them with a toss
>dad walks through the room to get a drink and just goes "Nnnnnnice"

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because I'd rather look at a girl's ass dad

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Smaller hitbox need every advantage you can get

>I like her ass

>get chainsawed and killed
>blood splattered on screen
>dad walks in
>begins to lecture me about religion
Good times

I don't do anything because he will have forgotten it the next day.

fuck dementia

"Because the protagonist and the player character are female in this game."

There was a long queue son, im sure you understand

>son
Stop wishing I was FtM trans and go have more children if you want a son.