Can we all agree that games need more bears?

humans are actively destroying the planet so imma gonna say 'no'

No, gamers are.

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why is her immediate reaction sticking her tongue out?

but the planet is actively destroying the planet more

i love bears

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God I want to fuck mother nature with a huge earth mover.

Hey Greg! Was great to see you at the climate change rally the other day! How are Angela, Tyrone and their kids?

Tigers are

You're so alone. It's really sad.

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y. Timothy Treadwell's ghost posting

Not really. If you know how bears act they generally avoid humans. While a bear can easily destroy you, you are not worth a lot to them. Having to fight you isn't worth their time and they'd rather avoid you. If you are a walking around in bear country, there is a good chance at least one bear watching you without you even knowing its there.

The general advice with bears is to make a fuck load of noise so they know you are there as most bear attacks happen from surprised bears.

nah dragons are

nigga what bears would fuck up any tiger in a fight

I can walk outside and stick my dick in earth right now. I'm never alone.

Kill yourself schizo

nice try bear

No, bears are pretty chill the vast majority of the time

>acknowledging the fact that humans are causing the most damage to the environment on the planet is something only cucked soibois do

You are retarded and most likely a corporate cuck.

Tigers hunt bears

This is generally true. Bears are naturally wary of humans. The problems arise when stupid retards acclimatise individual bears to human contact, which emboldens them.
Even worse idiots who feed them, then they associate humans with food, potentially AS food.

Orca

You'll always be alone you fuckin' cocksuckin' mothafucka.

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Dilate.

Going by that logic then captive bears would starve to death because you can't feed them.

You're just mad cause I got dirty pussy.

underage

Like that matters here

>admitting you're underage

No one is talking about captive animals.

>like that matters anymore

>still admitting you're underage

>implying I"m the same user
>implying mods care anymore about anything

Shut the fuck up child

Why does she drink the pee?

Did you brain stop working?

>Bear grabs his ass
Come to bed honey

Reflexive.
Her brain automatically assumes it's cummies and takes a second to re-assess that it's actually pee.

okay dad.

Depends on the species
The nigger bear, despite it's name, will rather back off and can't be bothered to deal with your shit, similar to your parents.
The grizzly will rape your and your parents mouth and skullfuck their corpses until you can't tell them apart from the carpet anymore, on which the grizzly took a massive steaming shit only to knock the vase down on it's way out

youtu.be/F4efZIHtiQQ

>honey

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Humans very obviously are

>The nigger bear, despite it's name

I looked it up, is this a scientific name or something? All I'm seeing is black gay bara shit.

But she still doesn't put it down or at least aim him away.

What part of captive do you not understand, core concept?

Surprised I guess?
the tongue stick out is kind of weird though.
this might be porn...

At least they can't get on land.

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Chad polar bear>grizzly pussy shit

We just need to breed bears to the size of Pomeranians. They already have cute snouts after all.

I was referencing the average brown bear. See that's some Rick and Morty level humor because both are brown, but at least the brown bear isn't a fucking nigger

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Tryhardman is at it again

>all those hands

this is getting a little too metaphorical for me.

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I honestly thought you were making a joke about black bears.

Pics or webms like these always make me sad, because the bears are usually declawed (sometimes defanged also) to make the pics.

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The difference is that when something startles a housecat you'll get a scratchet arm at best. When something startles a bear, he'll break your fucking spine before he notices what happened.

Well, his claws obviously still on him

God this is litterally me everytime I go to my LGS.

That's kinda how all animals work

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Don't worry, in a decade people'll have media generators for that.

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Was Joe Rogan correct when he said "Bears don't kill you, they just eat you, they start taking chunks out of you whilse you're still alive"?
That's some of the most horrific stuff I've ever heard.

I'm beginning to see that this is the case with pretty much all mammals, even humans. When any animal is near starving of course it's going to be aggressive, as it needs to naturally to find food and survive. But if it's well fed that emotional response never really needs to come out. If anything the animal has time for other activities and emotions that it would seldom ever explore otherwise. A lot like how humans eventually grew once our food needs were met.

thats animals in a nuttshell. luckilly in nature most animals don't feel pain like we do.

Sure, but not many animals are stronger than bears. Also, the bear may decide it's hungry enough to try eating you the moment it realises you're prey.

That's pretty true. Some carnivores like hyenas do it too, but most others prefer to kill their prey first with a bite to the throat or spine, because a struggling animal can be incredibly dangerous.

In some places it is customary to pay tribute to the King of the forest.

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>most animals don't feel pain like we do.
Elaborate

Well that depends if they're actually hungry or just defending their territory

no
I'm gotta go to bed, but its a pretty interesting read.
Somthing about communicating to other humans and such I think.

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Far Cry 5 has the best video game bear companion.

Far cry 2 killed series for me, I know that next games are better, but still

Iktf, fucking respawning outposts

I'm pretty goddamn sure any animal with a nervous system identical to ours is going to feel pain exactly the same way that we do. Experiments have shown even mice are capable of pain empathy, or in layman's terms they can imagine what another mouse is suffering.

>I'm pretty goddamn sure any animal with a nervous system identical to ours is going to feel pain exactly the same way that we do.

yeah if their nervous system was identical to ours.

I thought majority of Mammal carnivores have the courtesy of killing their prey first before eating it, seperates us from souless reptiles and birds that start feasting on their shit still alive.

Well if you are taking about pure physical abilities then obviously elephants, followed by hippos or rhinos are the most dangerous living animals. Those three animals can mess up any other land animal the majority of the time. Orcas are probably the most dangerous sea animals.

Rogan claimed carnivores who hunt prey all the time kill you first but omnivores like bears just hold you down and start eating

Do you mean the animal or gay niggers, this is getting complicated

I don't know anymore!
Why did you start this!

Yeah but their power levels are all over the place so the same reaction doesn't confirm the same outcome

Still mad, that you can't play as a bear in Battlefield 5

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He died a few hours later this video was taken

the video got leaked and he couldn't bear the shame.

BEAR MODE ALL DAY
I'M TEA AS FUCK

me drinking soda LMAO!

only for us and other animals. earth doesn't give 2 shits in the long run. we are like a cold to mother nature, forgotten in a few thousand years and she will have recovered.

>talk about bears in a thread about bears on website for bears talking about bears
>do you mean gay niggers
You started it

Every time I read somebody posting something like this online I wonder if they genuinely care about it but don't realise their hypocrisy, or if they're just trying to set people off because they're a destructive little cunt too.

No animal has so much potential to fuck shit up like humans do.

Disgusting and tasteless loser.
>not liking intense guerilla nightmare true Africa simulator
>likes stronk whamen and native resistance simulator with ninja melee instant teleport behind you kill spree faggotry

You have terrible taste and should be ashamed.

Your "queen" looks like an annoying Fetal Alcohol Syndrome looking bitch.

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Bears are cute

she's a kid

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this will never not be funny

Not true, black people are incredibly violent creatures that are very good at fucking everything up.

It just depends, not every animal is going to do the exact same thing every time. I've seen wolves go for the throat and kill instantly, I've also seen (only online) them cripple a deer and eat from the back forward. I dont think bears have the "go for the throat" instinct that big cats etc have. If you're up against a big feline I think they tend to go for the throat, especially ambush predators.

Looks like they feel pain exactly like we do

She's actually 16. This little Swedish fucking whore would be legal in most sane places.

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Who the fuck is that girl and why is she posted everywhere randomly?

t. country shackboy with no education or actual experience with wild animals outside starved ones hunting his fucksheep.

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>t.

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The amount of power on display here is fucking unreal

That's Greta Thunberg. She is the reason why there are protests all over the US right now. She talks about the imaginary climate change. She has an inbred appearance due to being a Swede.

Nature is cruel and deserves to be destroyed. The world is at peace when no humans and animals exist to destroy the tranquility of flora.

She pisses off /pol/ and they can't stop posting her.

>0:56

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She's the face of an establishment-backed ""environmentalist"" push that started a few months ago. She's posted a lot here for shitposting reasons due to being an ugly, fetal alcohol syndrome born autist who's parents think that global warming is the reason for her deformed physiology and not their irresponsible parenting.

t. Poison Ivy

Hippos and crocs are much worst.

I mean, if I had to name the second worst nation after Americans when it comes to cringe, that would doubtless be Swedes.

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Bears are cool.

Exactly my thoughts

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Why does that board hate the climate so much? I thought they were all about facts over feelings.

Bears are cute.

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Climate change is not real.

They seriously thought you'd use a companion other than the fucking bear

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She's a Swede (a group of people who willingly cuck themselves) that is backed up by (((big business))) to promote a non existent thing known as (((climate change))). Right around the time when Epstein shit happened. Not even /pol/ but its a real obvious and sloppy job being done.

>Climate Change
At least you're using its new name because Global Warming was too confusing.

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Y'all dumb

>because Global Warming was too confusing
Huh? I thought it was called the Green House effect.

yes and you are likely 17 years old, and think you know about the world because you googled something once

Hippos and crocs have nothing on candiru.

>Y'all
Faggot

>you will never have a bearfriend

The Mosquito has the highscore for human deaths.

whenever I see a post using triple parentheses, I just skip it entirely. it's always some fucking weird off-topic "woke" garbage
please reply to me telling me how bluepilled i am

We could just rightfully say kike. But people don't like that word around here.

>i ignore posts i don't like, but not really because i will reply to it

>please reply to me telling me how bluepilled i am
Don't worry, everybody already knows.

He has fat fucking claws right there in plain view.

the last time I saw a post like that, it was referring to a bear with huge claws in plain sight, so I think it's bait

I didn't expect the bear to start shitting.

>me and my girlfriend . webm

As long as they don't deem you a threat. Had a mother and her cub sneak up on me when I was 13. I sat there and fed them my lunch.

We gamers aren't naturally aggressive though, we're just territorial, and women + minorities are an invasive species which we lash out upon

Nah it's going to be Venus.

The fact more games don't feature them is unbearable.

Did she let you fuck her?

>made

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By God, dummy

Tigers would win in a short fight. if they could end it in 5 or 10 seconds, with an ambush or something.
But a bear is so tanky it would outlast the tiger in a straight up fight. it's gotta be clever and sneaky for the tiger to win

Fuck bears. I lost my house in their market

No that’s the jew

I'm sure she would have if a bunch of people hadn't rushed out of their cabin to scare them off.

generated on the fly would be more proper

What are the benefits to making up climate change?

>luckilly in nature most animals don't feel pain like we do
That is some bullshit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

>On December 9, 1915, at 10:30 a.m., the giant brown bear turned up at the home of the Ōta family. Abe Mayu, the farmer's wife, and Hasumi Mikio, a baby being taken care of by Mayu, were at the house. Mikio was bitten on the head and killed. Mayu fought back, apparently by throwing firewood, and tried to escape. She was overtaken, knocked down, and dragged into the forest. According to contemporary descriptions the scene resembled a slaughterhouse, with blood puddled on the farmhouse floor.
>Odo had remained at the house as the only bodyguard. When he ran for the door, the bear released the mother and child to pursue him. Yayo then escaped with her children. Odo attempted to hide behind furniture, but was clawed in the back. The bear then mauled Kinzō, the third son of the Miyouke family, and Haruyoshi, the fourth son of the Saito family, killing them, and bit Iwao, third son of Saitō family. Next to be targeted was Take, Saitō Ishigorō's pregnant wife. She too was attacked, killed, and eaten. From later testimony, villagers heard Take begging the bear to not touch her belly but to instead eat her head. Later the fetus was found alive from her corpse, but died shortly after.

The bear would never see the tiger coming.

>there are flies large enough to hold an entire bear

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Depends on the situation. If a bear challenges a tiger for a carcass, the bear will always win. If a tiger fucks up an ambush, and the bear gets it off, the bear will also always win. The tiger has to rely on the bear's poor situational awareness to really kill it quickly.

>But a bear is so tanky it would outlast the tiger in a straight up fight
Only female or young ones, fully mature tiger just shows up near prey killed by bear, and bear either fucks off leaving it to tiger or become food for tiger too
This cats are literally monsters

That was no bear, that was a skinwalker. They are also called skin-changers shape-changers and shapeshifters.

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fuck I may need to buy this game

polar bears and Indian tigers

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That's a skinwalker 100%
they like to cause dispair and pain in people. a normal bear would have just rampaged and killed everyone, this one seemed to methodically kill them, like a serial killer.

Japanese aren't people so who cares

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No, greenhouse effect is causing climate change/global warming

Nah, the rabbit is. They will fuck up your ecosystem and kill off so many animals as collateral damage in their unending quest to breed and eat all the foliage.

that was a skywalker watchout! they usually only have 1 arm but they slaughter thousands a year. also i use candles on my crystals to improve the flow of shit to my chakra

youtu.be/67tNwTtH0qE

Siberian tigers actually hunt brown bears as prey.

You're the one who isn't people.

Makes sense. The issue though is that it's taken us hundreds of thousands of years and generations of selective breeding to domesticate animals like the dog, cat, pig and cow. And even those animals are not perfect, because once in a situation of survival, they revert pretty easily into a feral state.

Creatures like bears and tigers have not had any domestication process, so even with their needs met to where they no longer have to survive, instinct is going to be there. It's why you never turn your back to them.

You're allowed to fuck after you turn 15 in Sweden. But who'd want to that?

They must be stopped

Scientifically Japanese people dont have souls. So theyre not people.

>they like to cause dispair and pain in people.
That is a misconception. Skinwalkers are people, not every one of them is a psychopath or a slave to their instincts.

>follow their social media account
>bear died a year ago
still hurts...

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Nah dude, hippos are the most dangerous animals in all of africa aka the biggest shithole on the planet, it's even worse than austrailia. They kill thousands of people every year and just are raw kill power. If you're locked onto by a hippo you are pretty much done. But they're also adorable as fuck so that's why they're my favorite animal

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>Ōkawa Haruyoshi, who was seven years old and the son of the Sankebetsu village mayor at the time of the incident, grew up to become a prolific bear hunter. He swore an oath to kill ten bears for every victim of the attack. By the time he reached the age of 62, he had killed 102 bears.

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>bear uses shit and cum to escape grapple

If that's true then why did the bear spare the child?

>but died shortly after.
Bear was relying on DOT

reminds me of this guy and some other character too

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But even so, wouldn't the suffering be maximized if the bear ate the child first?

is that Jeffrey Dean Morgan?

The Rokusensawa attack was likely personal in nature, the killer knew some of those families closely and I believe at least some of them were aware of the bear's true identity, or in this case former identity.
>From later testimony, villagers heard Take begging the bear to not touch her belly but to instead eat her head.

in breath of the wild you can "SORTOF" tame a bear, I think if you give it some meat or something It wont kill you but it will follow you, you can also ride it around

No hippos are, their skin and fat by itself can stop bullets and only specially made ammo and rifles can even lovetap their skulls. They also swordfight with their teeth

t. Bear

No, not even top 5
1. Mosquito
2. Human
3. Orca
4. Hippo
5. Tiger

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that's not soda that's lipton ice tea

Beware. It's the worst Far Cry game so far. Incredibly bland open world exploration where standard gameplay causes story progression and the story literally interrupts your freeform gameplay without permission at an arbitrary unavoidable point. Somehow Ubisoft managed to make an open world game... linear.