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Just so we're clear, if:
- I've fucked a girl's mouth
- I've fucked a girl's hand
- I've fucked a guy's ass
- I've nutted over two drunk girls sleeping
do any of those count?
>I've fucked a girl's hand
Don't you have a kid with a shitty pompadour to kill?
You better hope I don't figure out your original IP mother fucker, my dad knows people
nu/v/ is literally 50% normies who would've thought
More like 75%+ normies
virgin faggot
>I've fucked a guy's ass
why are you gay?
that doesn't answer my question
not sure if you've noticed, but social media and general acceptance of video games has made getting the fugg no longer impossible. now you just have to worry about being a fat ugly son of a bitch.
>I have had sex
>have had
English is so weird.
I was twelve and the hole felt good.
greentext it nao
it was rape
I don't want to be alone anymore :(
Not even hand holding, man
>be 12
>friend 13
>just playing in the pool
>he grabs the giant floating donut ring thing
>I jump in from behind
>my feet pull down his pants and my boy shlong is rubbed up against his butt
>ok
>stuck for a bit, but get loose
>laugh about it
>go inside and play Jak & Daxter later that night
>we're drinking his mom's wine coolers
>find out he's big into porn and jerking it already, and won't shut the fuck up about it
>pop a bonner
>starts grabbing at my dick
>specifically get pissed because I couldn't get the last two eggs because he's on my dick so I give up
>tells me to rub his butt with it
>too drunk and confused and horny, do it
>eventually just start fucking the butt
>first nut I ever had, all over the floor, my fucking balls hurt
>just jerk off to porn he got off kazaa until going to bed
Mother fucker still owes me a copy of San Andreas that he lost.
wtf did i read
iktf
As long as you don't try to do it again you're ok in my book. Stupid things happen, such is life.
Being autistic was never a requirement. I found this place around 2006 and I had a healthy social life at the time.
Do what again, 100% J&D?
>had one gf
>had vaginal sex with her, even nutted inside with no condoms
>she sucked my dick
>i ate her pussy (didn't really enjoy)
Haven't talked to a girl in 3 years.*
*Service workers and family members don't count.
Sex isn't as special as you think it is.
Stop pacing back and forth on the diving board and just go for it. It's not that far down and if you belly flop, get over it and climb that ladder for another jump. There's a lot of diving boards out there.
>tfw 29
>lost v-card with chick I dated for two weeks when I was 25
>Haven't had sex since
I got fucking cheated out of my wizard robes.
For the majority of us, jumping off the diving board is either a service charge or a rape charge.
You could always be a druid. ;3 rawr uwu
Auxiliary verb + actual verb to create a a past perfect tense. What's the problem?
>I found this place around 2006 and I had a healthy social life at the time.
What went wrong?
I am autistic and had sex around 2006 though.
Nothing changed, very few of my IRL friends like vidya and I got tired of gamefaqs. DESU I kind of resent how many autismos who don't even like games cling to this hobby.
Good job.
The combination of both words sounds odd to non-primary English speakers. Try saying had've very quickly.
>tfw have never had a longterm gf but keep getting into hookups
The personalities of most white women are 99% dogshit anyway.
I got raped, does that count?
1:Delete all your degenerate and cartoon porn.
2.look for work or advancement in your field instead of jacking off to bandicoots and China dolls.
3.attend group functions related to your unshameful interests.
4.wash your fucking face and get a haircut
5.talk to yourself in a mirror for thirty minutes a day until you learn how to control your eye wandering and retarded mannerisms you manufactured in the absence of actual human contact.
6.Youre not that great but neither is anyone else, they're all just as shitty as you, they're just trying harder.
>Kid discovers masturbation at 13
>His little mind (and load) is blown
>Next week at school he casually asks other classmates if they do it too
>Teacher overhears
>Gets sent to the principals office for the most uncomfortable lecture of his life
I was that kid
>Try saying had've very quickly.
It's not that hard; also, the other guy wrote 'have had', which is a lot easier to pronounce. Besides, I'm not a natural english speaker either, it's just practice.
I've been on the Channel since it was created, buddy.
That was their fault. You were an innocent child and they were supposed to be the responsible adults with tact and understanding none of that is on you.
L O N D O N ?
>22
>never even held hands with a girl
>can only imagine sex as being a terrible experience
Good, stay away from my pussies, lil nigga.